My love game is too abstract.

Chapter 75 Fake Boyfriend (2)

"Only twice?" Mother Rowling asked in surprise. "Aren't you young people just at the peak of your passion now? Is your relationship really that bad?"

"Mom," Selina almost pleaded, pulling her mother's hand and hinting at her frantically with her eyes.

"Okay, okay, I won't ask anymore." Rowling said.

"I say, you old woman, you still think you are here in the village to chat with Manny and the others, saying these things to the children and saying that I am shameless," father Sean couldn't help but say.

"Hey, you old man, what's wrong with me caring about the kids?"

"Hahaha, it's okay, Auntie's mind is really open-minded," Yaluo said with a twitch of his mouth.

"That's right. I'm not an old stubborn person like her father." Rowling said proudly.

This isn't a compliment either.
Fearing that the other party would say something without scruples, Ya Luo took the initiative to find other topics:
"Auntie, I just heard you call Serena "Ni Boy", is that a nickname?"

"It's not really a nickname. It was my Selena's nickname when she was a child." Rowling said and laughed.

"nickname?"

"Yes, come here, I also brought her childhood photos, take a look."

Rowling rummaged through her bag, pulled out a photo, and handed it to Yaluo.

As soon as Selena saw the photo, her eyes widened and she reached out to grab it, but she was a step too late. Yaluo had already seen it when he stretched his neck over.

The photo shows a group of children climbing a tree, but there are no familiar figures in the photo.

"Where's Selena?" Yaluo asked puzzledly.

"Here, here, look, the one holding a wooden stick and poking people's butts." Rowling said, pointing to a short-haired boy under the tree.

"Is this Selena?" Yaluo's eyes suddenly widened.

Just looking at the appearance, he would never associate this child covered in mud, with short brown hair, standing under a tree, poking the butt of another child on the branch with a wooden stick and laughing, with the current Selena.

Only those eyes still showed some trace of her.

This change is even greater than the change from a bear to a human.

However, when he thought about the contents of her previous diary, Yaluo suddenly felt that it made some sense.

"Haha, it's a big change, that's why we almost didn't recognize it just now." Rowling said with a smile.

"Until she was taken away by the great wizard, she was still a tomboy, running around the mountains and fields every day, climbing trees to rob bird nests, shaving the neighbor's dog, and even smearing chili sauce on her grandmother's dentures, causing trouble all day long."

He has really been a naughty kid since he was young.

"Selena, you were so lively when you were a child." Yaluo smiled at her.

Serena glared at him.

"That's right, Yaluo. If you want to know, there are many more interesting things about our little girl Ni when she was a child. I will tell you slowly later." Rowling said with a bright smile.

"Mom, can you please stop talking?" Selena said helplessly, covering her face.

"Oh, by the way, where is the great magician? Your teacher?" Rowling suddenly remembered and asked.

"Oh, Teacher Qiu Lisha." Serena quickly said the words she had prepared before: "The teacher went on a trip to a more distant place, and I have no news from her now."

"I see. She's a really good teacher. You're so outstanding now, so you should thank her."

"Ha, haha, I know." Selena said with a forced smile.

Brought the two elders to the cottage.

"Hey, this place is pretty good. The location is good too. It's far from the village and quiet. There's even a small vegetable garden. I eat fresh vegetables all the time." Rowling praised the environment of the cottage.

"You also raise chickens, oh, and pigs." Sean also said.

"Uh, uncle, that's a rabbit."

"Rabbit?" Sean looked in surprise at the gray rabbit lazily basking in the sun by the fence.

"Boy, this is fed like a pig."

After entering the house, Yaluo put all the local specialties he brought into the kitchen.

"Dad, Mom, come upstairs, we have prepared a room for you." Selena said to her parents.

"Why bother? We're just staying for one night and can just make do in the living room."

Rowling said this, but still followed Selena upstairs.

"That's it."

Selena brought in all her parents' luggage. This was originally Yaluo's room, and now it was cleaned up to entertain the two elders.

"It's quite neat." Rowling walked in.

"Selena, your house has a lot of rooms. Instead of leaving them empty, you might as well rent them all out," Sean said.

"Well, sometimes friends come to stay here," Selena explained stutteringly.

Rowling slapped her husband hard.
"Shut up! Why do you want others to disturb the couple who are enjoying their private time?"

Then she pulled her daughter over and asked curiously, "Come on, tell me in detail how you and Yaluo met."

"Well, we were travel companions originally, and we fell in love after being together for a long time," Selena said in a low voice.

"Details, why are you still shy in front of your mother? Tell me in detail. Was it you who pursued him first, or was it he who pursued you first?" Rowling asked impatiently.

"The old woman just gossips all the time." Sean muttered on the side.

"Mom! Well, it's getting late. We still have to prepare dinner. I have to go downstairs."

Serena really couldn't answer, so she could only change the subject and ran downstairs quickly.

"This child has become so thin-skinned when he grows up," Rowling said, shaking her head.

Serena fled to the kitchen and came to Yaluo with a sigh.

"What's wrong? Something's not right?"

Yaluo was taking out the ingredients for dinner.

"Mom asked about the details of our relationship, and I couldn't answer," Selena said with a frown.

Yaluo also realized this.

"I didn't prepare a confession beforehand."

Selena pulled him and was about to say something when the two elders came down from upstairs.

"Selena, let's go help take care of your vegetable garden," Rowling said to them.

"No need to trouble you, uncle and aunt." Yaluo said hurriedly.

"It's a small matter. When we were at home, we did farm work every day."

After the two elders left, Serena said to Yaluo, "Wait a minute, if my mother still asks about the details of our relationship, let me tell her, and you just need to cooperate."

"Okay, got it."

After a pause, Yaluo came to her side and asked in a low voice:
"By the way, when are you going to give me that twice-a-week sex life you mentioned?"

Selina was stunned and stared at Yaluo blankly.

"Just kidding." Yaluo said, "Do you take it seriously?"

"Who would take it seriously? Of course I know it's a joke!" Selena's face was full of shame and anger.

(End of this chapter)