My love game is too abstract.

Chapter 87 The magic pot is a female ghost?
"Uh, what does this mean?" Selena frowned and looked at Yaluo.

Yaluo's mouth twitched, he wanted to say something but couldn't.

Why does this divine pot sound like it deserves a beating when it speaks?

But he couldn't care less now. Since the other party had expressed his stance, it meant there was hope!

He continued to hold the sacred pot, and said in the same sincere tone as before: "Please tell me what I should do to satisfy you, Master Sacred Pot. I will do anything you ask me to do!"

After two or three seconds, the words on the sacred pot changed and formed another sentence:

"Oh~ If you beg me kindly, I might help you~"

"Please! Lord Shenhu!" Yaluo said immediately.

"Insincere humans are just good at talking."

Yaluo choked, but still said with restraint: "Please, tell me what I need to do."

"You need someone else to tell you what to do, you're such a cockroach-brained human bastard~"

"And confessing your feelings right after meeting her is like a male baboon in heat, what a pervert~"

"Hey, if you bark a few times like a dog, maybe they'll be in a good mood and consider helping you~"

"If you, a small-time human, can't even do this, you might as well go back to counting your toes."

Veins popped out on Yaluo's forehead, and he suddenly had the urge to punch the magic pot hard.

"Yalo, is this really a god? I feel like he speaks so strangely."

Serena said hesitantly.

"It should be correct."

Although I don't want to admit it, the god in this sacred pot probably looks like he needs to be punished.
"What the hell, why on earth did he have to be a female ghost?"

Yaluo covered his head and felt a headache.

This distinctive character really made him feel guilty.

Looking at the provocative remarks that continued to pop out of the Shenhu, he suppressed his anger and asked:
"Master Shenhu."

"Trash~Trash~"

"Please."

"Trash human slave dog~"

"I just want to know how to fulfill the conditions of the wish."

"Lululu, I won't tell you, you bastard~"

"please"

"La la la, there are some scumbags harassing me here~ Should I call the police~"

"that."

"Confessing as soon as you meet is too bad. So disgusting, disgusting~"

"."

"Baboons in heat~Cockroach heads~Stupid humans who can't count their toes~"

Snapped!
Yaluo suddenly pressed the sacred pot on the table, and said in an extremely fierce tone:
"If you don't want to be thrown into the cesspool, then speak to me nicely, you hear me!"

"Yalo, won't you scare Him by doing this?" Selena said worriedly.

But Yaluo acted as if he didn't hear anything, holding the sacred pot tightly, and continued to speak viciously:

"If you dare to yell 'trash' here again, I'll turn you into a urinal. Do you believe it?"

The sacred pot fell silent, and after a long while, a single word faintly emerged:
"Yes"

"It really works." Selina's eyes twitched.

Yaluo snorted coldly and sat back in his chair.

"Sure enough, you have to use force to deal with this kind of kid." He thought to himself.

"Now tell me, what are the conditions for fulfilling a wish, and how do I obtain the wish spirit?"

The divine pot now became much more obedient, and lines of text soon appeared on the surface of the pot:

"A wish can be obtained by helping others and receiving gratitude."

"Helping others? Doing good deeds for others?" "Yes, as long as you help others and the recipient feels grateful to you, you will gain a level of wish spirit."

Now Shenhu has become very honest and patiently explained to him.

It's actually this way to get the wish spirit, which is quite positive. It's better to say that it really conforms to the principle of equal exchange, right?

Help others and you will get something in return.

"How many wish spirits are needed to start making wishes?" asked Yaluo.

"Ten levels is enough, but the higher the wish spirit, the greater the wish that can be fulfilled."

"How many floors are there at the highest?"

"Ten thousand floors."

"That means helping ten thousand people." Yaluo thought.

"No, the more grateful the recipient is to you, the more wishes will be granted to them." The magic pot showed words.

Yaluo thought for a moment and asked, "If I want the Dragon Clan's Elders to revoke Zeshia's punishment, how many levels of wish spirits do I need?"

"About two hundred floors."

He and Serena exchanged a glance.

"I think there's a chance," Selina said.

If you can help 1 to 10 people a day, it will only take about a month to complete levels.

Do good deeds for a month so Zeshia can escape punishment!
"Let's start tomorrow!" Yaluo said excitedly.

"I'll help too," Selena also said.

Finally, there was hope. Yaluo felt relieved and said to the sacred pot:

"Ahem, thank you anyway, Master Shenhu. If it's convenient, could you come out of the pot and meet me?"

The divine pot was silent for a long time before it revealed the following words:
“But, this is the pot.”

Zeshia woke up from her desk, rubbed her eyes, and pulled herself up.

Last night she gave the bed to Yuli and spent the night lying on the desk. However, she was also feeling irritable and sat at the desk thinking about things all night.

She came to the bedside, put her hand on her sister and felt her, and found that her soul still had not returned to her body.

With a soft sigh, she walked out of the room.

At this time, Yaluo's room was also opened. He walked out in good spirits, carrying a bag, as if he was going out.

"Zeshia!"

As soon as he saw Zeshia, he immediately stepped forward, grabbed her hands, and said with a firm look in his eyes: "Don't worry, I have found a way to save you!"

"Save me? How?" Zeshia looked confused.

"Don't worry, it will take some time, maybe a month, or even half a month if you're quick. Even if you've been punished by that council of elders, I can still rescue you!"

Serena's voice came from downstairs: "Yalo! I'm ready, let's go!"

"Here I come!" Yaluo shouted down, then looked at Zeshia again: "Even if you return to Dragon Valley, you must wait for me!"

"what?"

Zeshia frowned, looking at Yaluo with confusion as he ran downstairs and went out with Serena.

"What is this guy doing?"

Zeshia muttered and lowered his head:
"I was about to leave, but you ran out on your own."

"Yaluo, have you figured out how to quickly obtain the wish spirit?"

Walking on the path in the early morning, Selena asked Yaluo.

"Isn't this easy?" Yaluo laughed. "I just need to set up a stall and give free food to the homeless. Wouldn't they all be grateful to me? Wouldn't the spirits of the gods come to me?"

Serena thought for a moment and asked, "What if you meet someone who is so heartless and doesn't know how to be grateful?"

"It's okay. As long as the net is wide and people come, we don't care if there are a few ungrateful people who eat and run away."

Yaluo waved his hand and smiled confidently.

(End of this chapter)