Traveling back thirty years to Conan, intercepting Princess Eri
Chapter 312 She actually pees standing up.
Chapter 312 She actually pees standing up.
"This..." Matsuda Jinpei's originally bright and cheerful face instantly fell.
The izakaya quieted down, and everyone looked on with amusement at the conflicted little boy.
"Dad once said," Matsuda Jinpei finally straightened his little body, his voice, though still childish, was unusually firm, "A man's word is his bond! I will no longer pursue Senso-nee!"
"It's not like I'm the one you're going to pursue!" Hagiwara Chisato glared angrily at Matsuda Jinpei, then glanced at Hayashi Shuichi. Seeing that he was also looking at her, the girl blushed.
The Kujo couple watched this scene with smiles from the corner.
Seeing that Hagiwara Chisato was clinging to her brother again, Reiko pouted.
She walked over angrily, tugged at Lin Xiuyi's sleeve, and her bright black eyes were full of dissatisfaction.
“By the way, Mr. Matsuda,” Lin Xiuyi saw his uncle sitting next to him and remembered his previous promise, “My uncle is a boxing fan. I promised him that if you win the final, I will get his autograph.”
"Haha, Mr. Lin, you're too kind!" Matsuda Jotaro laughed heartily. "Without your help, I wouldn't even be able to participate in the competition today. Don't even mention one autograph, I'd sign ten thousand!"
Upon hearing this, Yoshiyuki Kujo quickly grabbed a pen and paper. After Jotaro Matsuda signed his name, he took out a camera to prepare for a group photo.
“What’s the point of just the two of you taking a picture?” Kotona Kujo suggested with a light laugh. “It’s fate that we all got to know each other, so why don’t we just take a group photo together?”
"Great!" The kids cheered immediately, with Kenji Hagiwara jumping up and down excitedly, almost bumping into the chair behind him.
Lin Xiuyi and the others had no objections and tidied their clothes in preparation for taking photos.
Just as everyone was discussing their positions and preparing to take a group photo, the door of the izakaya was suddenly pushed open, and Furuya Rei walked in looking dejected, like a wilted eggplant.
Although Lin Xiuyi had already guessed the reason, she still deliberately showed a puzzled expression: "What's wrong? What's going on?"
“…Master,” Furuya Rei’s voice trembled with tears as he slumped helplessly onto the bar stool in front of the counter, burying his face in his arms, “Why didn’t you tell me sooner?”
"Haha, how can you blame Onii-chan!" Reiko couldn't help but laugh. "It's your own fault for sticking to him as soon as you saw how cute he was."
"I...I never imagined that someone as cute as Narumi would actually be..."
Furuya Rei grabbed the teacup in front of him in a fit of rage and gulped it down in one go. Tea dripped down his chin and onto his T-shirt, but he didn't bother to wipe it off.
"This morning I went to Mikasa Central Hospital to find Narumi. When I told her she was a girl, the doctors and nurses at the hospital were all laughing. I didn't realize what was happening at the time."
"In the afternoon, we were playing in the hospital garden when she accidentally slipped and fell. I rushed to help her up..."
As he spoke, his voice grew softer and softer, and his expression became extremely complicated.
"We both fell down, and she... she accidentally kissed me!"
Rei Furuya suddenly covered his face, his ear tips turning as red as if they were about to bleed.
"I bet you were incredibly excited back then, right?" Lin Xiuyi barely managed to suppress a laugh.
"Wow, isn't it a good thing to be kissed by a cute girl?" Kenji Hagiwara said with a face full of envy.
"What kind of good thing is this?" Matsuda Jinpei gave his good brother a disdainful look.
“…She is indeed very cute,” Rei Furuya suddenly looked up and cried out indignantly, “but she’s not a girl!”
"Not a girl?" Kenji Hagiwara was stunned for a moment, the envious expression on his face instantly freezing. "You...you were kissed by a man? On the lips?"
"Ugh!" Matsuda Jinpei exaggeratedly covered his mouth, making a gagging motion. "It's just my face!" Furuya Rei hurriedly waved his hand to explain, his face turning bright red.
Even so, Kenji Hagiwara still pulled Jinpei Matsuda aside and quietly moved two steps to the side to keep his distance.
"Did Chengshi tell you that he was a boy?" Lin Xiuyi asked curiously.
“…No,” Furuya Rei scratched his head in frustration, “After we came out of the garden, we went to the restroom, and Narumi followed me into the men’s room.”
"I thought she was just curious about what the men's restroom looked like, so I didn't think much of it... but then he actually stood in front of the urinal and peed!"
"Waaaah! My first love, ruined just like that! Master, you've gone too far!"
Rei Furuya buried his face in his arms again, his shoulders trembling.
Even without his detailed explanation, Lin Xiuyi could imagine how utterly devastated Furuya Rei's expression would be upon seeing Narumi urinating standing up.
His story made everyone in the izakaya burst into laughter, the joyful laughter almost lifting the roof off.
Seeing his apprentice so embarrassed by the laughter that he wished he could disappear into the ground, Lin Xiuyi quickly waved his hand, signaling everyone to stop.
"You're back just in time! We were just about to take a group photo, why don't you join us?"
"A group photo?" Furuya Rei looked at Hagiwara Kenji and Matsuda Jinpei with a puzzled expression. "Master, who are they? Are they your new disciples?"
“No, they…” Lin Xiuyi was about to explain when Hagiwara Kenji interrupted impatiently, “I’m Xiuyi-nii-san’s brother-in-law!”
"Stop talking nonsense!"
Two fists, one on the left and one on the right, struck Kenji Hagiwara on the head simultaneously.
On the left is a grumpy Reiko, and on the right is his older sister, Hagiwara Chisato.
“They’re kids I met while watching the boxing match today,” Lin Xiuyi shook his head helplessly, pointing to Matsuda Jotaro and introducing him, “This is the newly crowned champion.”
"Wow, that's amazing!" Furuya Rei's eyes lit up. "Master, between you and this boxing champion, who's stronger?"
“Well, in the boxing ring, Mr. Matsuda could easily beat me,” Lin Xiuyi thought for a moment, stroking his chin. “Outside the ring, I should be able to beat him.”
"Impossible!" Matsuda Jinpei shouted defiantly. "Dad won't lose!"
"Shuichi-nii-san, you're exaggerating, aren't you?" Hagiwara Kenji was also a little skeptical. "Uncle Matsuda's fists are really powerful."
"Hmph, Onii-chan is amazing too," Reiko puffed out her chest, her face full of pride. "He has subdued many criminals with Sanda and martial arts."
Matsuda Jinpei retorted, "Even if Shuichi-nii-san is strong, I still don't believe Daddy will lose!"
“Then why don’t we try a match?” Kujo Yoshiyuki suggested enthusiastically.
"What are you saying!" Kotona Kujo glared at her husband. "What if he gets hurt?"
“Master, just agree,” Furuya Rei suddenly perked up, urging with a mischievous grin, “If you lose, I’ll betray the sect.”
(End of this chapter)
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