The fox has no bad intentions
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“Yes, I do sell insurance, but I only sell one policy, and it’s only for one person.”
"The insurance policy is called: Love for a Lifetime."
Yin Pengfei, who was ridiculed by Mo Yiqing, was not embarrassed at all. He straightened his collar with pride on his face, opened his mouth with confidence and talked dirty.
"Love for a lifetime? You might have AIDS." Mo Yiqing didn't even bother to pay attention to Yin Pengfei and left quickly.
Yin Pengfei quickly caught up and reached out to help press the elevator button. "How could I trouble you to do such a tiring task? The metal decoration on the elevator panel can easily scratch your nails."
“I don’t have a manicure.”
“It’s easy to damage your nails without a manicure.”
however.
The conversation between Mo Yiqing and Yin Pengfei, like that of strangers, was automatically transformed into a new human language by the ears of Little Fox, Yu Xueqing, and Qiu Lingling.
"Wang Wang Wang-"
"He's in heat." Yu Xueqing said with a look of confidence, looking at the little fox in her arms, "You can't learn this. If you do, even a pressure cooker with lots of spices won't be able to suppress the heat."
…………
After leaving the hotel, we got into the five-seater car driven by Qiu Lingling and went to the seafood market.
When it comes to eating and drinking at the seaside, besides the most common way of eating directly at restaurants, a more popular way is to buy ingredients at the seafood market and then have them processed at restaurants recommended by seafood stall owners.
Although this approach will not be cheaper, it will provide more choices and a sense of participation.
Yu Xueqing and Qiu Lingling also saw the sneaky bill-paying tricks unique to the neighboring province.
Mo Yiqing and Yin Pengfei just brushed past the store owner, or passed by the clerk, and paid the bill without anyone noticing.
If there hadn't been a payment announcement in the store, Yu Xueqing and Qiu Lingling would have had no idea how they would have checked out.
Whenever Mo Yiqing looked at something, Yin Pengfei would glance at the price and pay the higher estimate. He would then refund or pay more to the stall owner at that time.
But Mo Yiqing ignored him and took Yu Xueqing to shop in the market, occasionally replying to the message of "File Transfer Assistant Boyfriend" and sending a few sweet words.
Qiu Lingling was standing aside, feeling disgusted by what she heard, and looked at Mo Yiqing with a strange expression.
It was really hard for her to imagine that such a beautiful, rich and fair girl was talking only dirty words, and all her conversations with her boyfriend were directed towards vulgarity.
"Our processing fee here is 6 yuan per two taels, and you can choose any of the methods you want."
We brought the seafood to the store, and the clerk introduced the store's charges to everyone with a smile on his face.
They can cook anything in their store, and there are no cooking restrictions and no service fees, but the processing fee is a little expensive.
"There are three of us at a table." Mo Yiqing pointed at himself, Yu Xueqing and Qiu Lingling, and handed all the seafood in his hand to the waiter and said.
"Share the table."
After Yin Pengfei threw the seafood he was carrying to the clerk, he spoke with extraordinary proficiency. He followed Mo Yiqing with a smile on his face, leaving the clerk with a dashing back view:
"Oh right! Bring me another bowl of ice. Ideally, it should be completely transparent and edible ice balls."
The clerk was carrying two large bags, looking at a group of extremely strange customers with a confused look on his face.
Two round tables covered with tablecloths were put together, and the three of them sat close to each other, while Yin Pengfei sat at a table alone.
Afterwards, the waiter brought a basin of whiskey ice balls and placed it in front of Yin Pengfei. Amidst the waiter's strange look, Yin Pengfei picked up an ice ball from the basin and tapped it gently on the table.
"Bang bang bang-"
"In such a scorching summer heat, and in the warm embrace of a young girl, how can an Arctic fox resist the call from home?"
Yin Pengfei spoke slowly, whistled at the fox squatting on the table, shook the huge, transparent ice ball in his hand, and said, "Suck, suck, suck!"
"."
The little fox glanced sideways, looking at Yin Pengfei who was full of complacency as if he was looking at a mentally retarded person.
"Let's not talk about whether I'm an Arctic fox or not. There's a complimentary platter of braised food in front of me, and you're trying to tempt a fox with a piece of ice?"
"Which fox can't resist such temptation?" An Sheng looked at Yin Pengfei with a face full of dissatisfaction, but he still remembered the grudge that Yin Pengfei gave him the Nine Dragons to protect him.
Originally, Yu Xueqing had already planned to take herself to get a rabies vaccine.
But after Yin Pengfei's reminder, the dog's eight-in-one vaccine may not be necessary, but the dog's four-in-one vaccine is definitely necessary.
The number of injections a dog needs.
That beast Yin Pengfei caused me to have five injections on my butt in a row. The little fox will remember this grudge.
"Ok?"
Seeing that the fox didn't move, Yin Pengfei raised the basin in his hand with a little confusion, and then took the round ice cube and knocked it on his desk.
An Sheng looked at Yu Xueqing, thought for a moment, and then ran to Yin Pengfei's desk.
Yin Pengfei was stunned when he saw this, then smiled and said to Mo Yiqing:
"When I was studying abroad with Ying, the most common animal in the city was the fox. Foxes had completely integrated into people's lives there."
"Although red foxes are more common, you can still see some Arctic foxes occasionally. Although I am not very talented, I have a lot of experience in feeding foxes."
Mo Yiqing raised his eyebrows and said nothing.
"Oh, really?" "Well, have you ever seen the Foxlight Dragon Diamond?"
Yin Pengfei was sitting in the restaurant, taking off his coat and unbuttoning his vest. The little fox raised his hand as if casually and tapped the ice hockey on the table.
The round ice ball rolled and landed on Yin Pengfei's crotch at an extremely fast speed.
"hiss"
Yin Pengfei, whose crotch was hit hard, suddenly felt a pain in his waist and gasped.
He forced a smile and said to the three of them:
"Foxes are very adaptable, but their ability to destroy homes is second to none. Furthermore, their wild nature hasn't been fully domesticated yet, so it's normal for them to be laughing one moment and slashing at us the next."
"What we want to do is not just to be inclusive, but to alleviate its sensitivity through friendly contact."
Yin Pengfei forced a smile and stretched out his hand, wanting to cover the back of the fox's little paw, showing his knowledge, friendliness and gentleness to Mo Yiqing and her friends.
Mo Yiqing & Yu Xueqing & Qiu Lingling: "."
Yin Pengfei's hand covered the fox's paw.
The fox raised its paw and covered Yin Pengfei's hand.
Yin Pengfei's hand covered the fox's paw again.
The corners of An Sheng's eyes twitched slightly. She raised her claws and pinched two fingers, pinching the spot on Yin Pengfei's chest and pulling hard. Yin Pengfei's expression changed drastically, his face distorted and he shrank under the chair.
But all this happened in secret. The fox's beautiful back and wagging tail blocked the sight of Yu Xueqing and the other two, so they didn't notice it.
In their eyes, they just saw Yin Pengfei forcing the little fox to play the quilt game, and then the little fox who wanted to eat ice became impatient and slapped the back of Yin Pengfei's hand hard, and he retracted his hand in pain.
"What the hell."
Yin Pengfei, who had huddled under the table, turned on his mobile phone and then opened the Baidu app. The little fox came forward.
I saw the following on Yin Pengfei’s browser search bar:
Habits of the Arctic Fox
How to Vaccinate Foxes
What does the cold goddess like?
Are fox and dog vaccines compatible?
Underwear Styles Diagram
Yin Pengfei didn't clear the search bar, nor did he care about the fox peeking at his screen. Instead, he typed with both hands, typing on the browser: "What does it mean when a fox pinches my breasts?"
On the first line of the search page, Zhou Gong's Dream Interpretation pops up.
The second line is a random reply, talking about whether foxes step on milk.
Yin Pengfei pondered for a moment, then quickly emerged from under the table and said with a smile, "Hahaha, the little fox is really enthusiastic. He stepped on my breasts and gave me a massage right away. It's just that his claws are a little sharp and they scratched me."
"God damn it, you bastard, you're probably secretly in love with me! Nine out of ten lines in the browser search bar are all about foxes."
An Sheng retreated without leaving a trace, retreated back into Yu Xueqing's arms, squatted on her legs, with her upper body lying on the table, secretly despising Yin Pengfei who had a crush on Fox.
An Sheng was just about to complain to Yu Xueqing that the bastard had to look up thousands of pixels to pick up girls.
But suddenly.
An Sheng's triangular ears, which stood up high, felt a pain, as if he heard a sharp noise. However, a hissing sound that a fox should not have heard vaguely emerged in An Sheng's mind and translated into a sentence:
[Slutty party! We're having a slutty party tonight!]
【I found a top-notch Fiji Cup! 】
[Got a cup? I'll bring some ice. Yes, I guarantee they're all land-based, fresh from the rivers and lakes. They're tender and delicate, unlike those rough sea bastards.]
Ultrasonic waves are emitted from the ocean and are broadcasting and radiating in all directions.
The little fox, who had just spent all his energy on 11 wishes and whose butt and ears were itchy, heard the call of the ocean.
Recommend a friend's book "This Paladin is Too Arrogant"
【Recommendation】:
"My name is Ryan, I'm a Paladin, and the grace I received is called [Sun]."
"A lot of people misunderstand me and say I'm too arrogant."
“I emphasize this again.”
"For those weaker than me, I only have compassion for all beings, just like the blazing sun in the sky. How can I be arrogant?"
—Excerpt from "The Sin of Pride: The Autobiography of the First Sun Paladin" "Paladins Are Never Arrogant"
……
The next day, major newspapers in the empire rushed to report the event.
"Her Royal Highness the Regent Princess' fiancé, the Sun Paladin, admitted in his autobiography—'I was too arrogant.'"
(End of this chapter)
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