The fox has no bad intentions
Chapter 22: An will be the host from today on, so don’t die.
Chapter 22: An will be the host from today on, so don’t die. (New book, please vote for me and read it later)
"anyone there?"
"If there's no one, I'll be in trouble!"
An Sheng kicked open the door of his boss' office and walked into the room with a strange smile on his face and a plastic bag in his mouth.
In the boss's office of Gaofeng Consulting Company, there is a long solid wood table about three meters long, a tea table opposite the office, and a teapot display cabinet.
“Handmade purple clay teapots—I love them.”
Ansheng took out 502 from the plastic bag, and dripped the glue into the mouth of the pot with a happy face. At the same time, he also glued the lid of the Sancai covered bowl in the office with his hands.
When Ansheng arrived at the boss's office, he did not smash and destroy things as he had done before.
Instead, they were very thoughtful and dripped two drops of glue on the spouts of all the teapots in the display cabinet.
The value of a purple clay teapot, in addition to its exquisite craftsmanship, lies in its collection value and practical value.
If water can't flow out of the teapot smoothly, what practical value does it have?
But Ansheng was very worried, because 502 glue was not a glue that left traces and could not be cleaned. He only needed to heat the purple clay teapot to slowly remove the glue.
The value of purple clay teapots varies, and the price will vary depending on the fame of the maker and the exquisiteness of the teapot.
But any one of them that can be put in the display cabinet is worth around several thousand yuan and can be considered a collectible.
Ansheng drips glue on all the purple clay teapots. The main point is that it is torture but not illegal.
Doesn’t their Gaofeng Consulting Company like to do some tough work in Yu Xueqing’s dad’s live broadcast room?
Aren’t they idle all day long, running to Yu Xueqing’s dad’s live broadcast room and jumping around?
They have nothing to do, so Ansheng finds something for them to do!
They like to post color links in the comment section, and then report Yu Xueqing’s father’s live broadcast room. Ansheng will then send color links to all the customers they serve!
An Sheng's original plan was actually to come and scout the area, then go into the mountains to gather a group of protected animals, throw them all into Gaofeng Consulting Company, and give them some reports.
But then Ansheng thought again that simply fining people might not be enough to deal with these idiots.
It just so happens that I don’t need to work to make money. At most, I will have to deal with them for a while and see who survives longer.
"That's right! Don't forget to lock the door."
After gluing the teapot, An Sheng ran to the back of the computer case in the boss's office, unplugged the power cord, applied a circle of 502 glue on it, and loosely plugged it back in.
Then, he found the safe where the documents were stored and applied glue to the keychain with a sly look on his face.
"hey-hey."
Ansheng unscrewed all the unused glue and threw it onto the breathable cooling pad of the boss's chair. He was looking forward to Gao Feng sitting on the chair tomorrow with his butt covered in glue.
502 is notorious for not being able to stick to anything, but it is absolutely amazing when it comes to sticking to meat.
After Ansheng finished setting up the scene, he raised his fluffy tail and walked away with the Axe Gang dance steps, humming a tune.
When going out, Ansheng was very polite and helped close the door to prevent thieves from breaking in.
"嘤嘤嘤——"
Ansheng returned to Lao Chen's basket and raised his hand to greet Lao Chen.
Old Chen, who was lighting a cigarette but had a dull expression, didn't notice that the cigarette in his hand had already burned out, nor did he notice the fox running back. He was still in a daze.
It wasn't until An Sheng spoke that Old Chen came back to his senses. He said with a wry smile:
"My dear Master Fuli! If you see anyone smashing things in there, please be careful and they will call the police."
An Sheng looked indifferent and waved his hands: "Boo-boo-boo"
Call the police?
Tomorrow I'll have to clean the teapots thoroughly.
I don’t know if the thickened Vida paper towels combined with glue can block them for a day.
When An Sheng was leaving, he suddenly thought of the water dispenser placed in Gao Feng Consulting Company.
An Sheng thought, why not get two packets of laxatives and use them in conjunction with the completely blocked toilet to complete a combined attack.
Hide some steel wool and block their car exhaust pipes when they are not paying attention.
...............
On the way home.
When An Sheng arrived at Lin Ying's house, he said hello and goodbye to Lao Chen. Lao Chen went home with a sleepy face. He was a middle-aged man who was about to retire. He had been riding his bicycle from two in the morning to four in the morning. He was almost exhausted.
But Old Chen had already made up his mind. After he got home and took a nap, he would take his wife to Changle Street for morning tea.
Where is Changle Street?
Oh~ What a coincidence, Changle Street is right next to the intersection diagonally opposite Gaofeng Consulting Company.
…………
"Sister Lin? Are you asleep?"
An Shengshun went to Lin Ying's house and saw the cold but untouched food still on the island.
An Sheng ran to the master bedroom, ready to drag Lin Ying out for dinner.
I asked Lin Ying to borrow the props, but they were ultimately of no use.
But Ansheng remembered Lin Ying's kindness!
Naturally, I have to take good care of my neighbors, because in the future, my and Aqing’s Cullinan will depend on her.
"Um!?"
An Sheng pushed open the door of the master bedroom and seemed to smell a strange smell.
Among the various fragrances, there is a smell of blood!
"Fuck!"
After identifying the source of the unusual smell, An Sheng, who was originally walking briskly, suddenly felt his hair stand on end. He sprinted at full speed to the bed where Lin Ying was and pulled open the sheets.
As the sheets were pulled open, a strong smell of rust immediately filled the room.
An Sheng was extremely anxious and turned around to see where Lin Ying had cut him.
But when An Sheng pulled back the sheets and looked over, he saw Lin Ying curled up in a ball, staring at him with her big bloodshot eyes in surprise.
An Sheng was stunned when he saw this, and let out a moan filled with deep doubt.
Lin Ying's complexion was as bad as ever, and with the air conditioner in the room turned up very high, her forehead was covered with rice-sized beads of cold sweat, and her lips were blue.
However, An Sheng stepped on Lin Ying's thigh with his front legs to open her curled arms. He did not see any wounds on her body, but the smell of blood was very strong.
"Bah"
An Sheng looked at Lin Ying in silence, with embarrassment visible on his foxy little face.
Oh, yes, I almost forgot that girls have periods.
It seems normal to have a few days of smell of blood in a month.
Moreover, for someone like Lin Ying who lies there waiting to die, whose life has no regularity at all, it is normal for her to feel pain.
"嘤嘤嘤"
An Sheng's eyes wandered as she inconspicuously extended her feet, spreading the pads of her feet like a plum blossom in full bloom. She used the gaps between the toes of her foxy feet to grip the sheet and pull it up.
He put the sheet back on Lin Ying.
"No, I don't want to eat at all today. I feel like vomiting."
When Lin Ying saw the little fox, she reluctantly lay back on the pillow, raised her arms, and covered her forehead covered with cold sweat. She shook her head with a pale and blue face.
Before, she would be hungry, but she didn't want to move and had no desire to eat.
However, Lin Ying was not hungry at all now. She even felt like vomiting because the pain was too intense.
"Stop it, sister! Say another word! How am I supposed to handle this as a solo virgin?"
"I can even forget that women have menstruation. How can I treat you now?"
An Sheng was so anxious that he jumped up and down. Lin Ying looked like she was about to faint from the pain.
Ansheng's whole fox body is numb now.
Menstruation is an unfamiliar word to Ansheng.
"Yes! Use Lin Ying's phone to search on Baidu!"
"Fuck you! I asked my boyfriend to make me some brown sugar water! Damn you, brown sugar water! I'm almost passing out!"
"Call an ambulance! I can't speak human language!"
(End of this chapter)
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