The fox has no bad intentions
Chapter 62 You’d better familiarize yourself with the Animal Protection Law!
Chapter 62 You’d better familiarize yourself with the Animal Protection Law!
The black business car gradually drove into the alley of Changle Street under the cover of night.
"Xiao Lin, I sent a message to your phone. Please help me buy the things according to the instructions."
As soon as the black business car stopped, Lin Ying slowly spoke to the driver in front.
"Ok."
Xiao Lin took a look at the message on his phone. The message sent by Lin Ying was a purchase list, which listed fifteen or sixteen kinds of snacks, as well as some drinks.
Xiao Lin took a look and didn't ask anything. He got out of the driver's seat and ran to a supermarket on Changle Street. He bought a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of water, then sat lazily on the lounge chair and started smoking.
The back door of the business car opened and An Sheng jumped out with a plastic bag in his mouth.
A white figure flashed and climbed up the high wall as if it were flat ground, directly to the third-floor window sill.
"Hey - my favorite thing is guys smoking in the office."
An Sheng had a strange smile on his face as he looked at the exhaust fan above the windowsill of Gao Feng's office.
Gaofeng Wisdom Consulting Company, ever since the last time they encountered a fox that was seeking revenge, now locks all doors and windows when they get off work to ensure that no one can enter.
But they only prevented people from breaking in, and did not build fortifications based on the small size of foxes.
An Sheng followed the exhaust fan outlet and squeezed into Gaofeng Consulting Company.
"You're lucky this time. Master Fuli has made some targeted considerations."
The second time An Sheng came to Gaofeng Consulting, he did not cause as much damage as before. Instead, he opened the window with a very clear purpose, unplugged the power supply in the supervision room, and then quietly ran into the bathroom.
"Jiejiejie——"
Ansheng confirmed whether the toilet was leaking normally. After confirming that there was no problem at all, he repeated the classic move and directly used Vinda paper towels and glue to block the toilet.
Then, Ansheng stood on the toilet lid, carefully opened the toilet tank cover, placed all four ceramic toilet lids on the ground, took out the silicone sealant, and applied a circle around the toilet lids.
"Clang clang—the rotten can of herring is here!" An Sheng opened the can of herring with a strange smile on his face and threw a can into a ceramic toilet tank. After throwing it in, he immediately took out the tank lid sealed with silicone and closed it.
"vomit"
While doing this, Ansheng sniffed the smell of spoiled and rotten canned herring out of curiosity.
Within three seconds, the originally pure white fox ran to the washbasin and started retching.
The smell of rotten canned herring is an extremely strong stench of dead fish, plus a salty smell, the two mixed together to ferment into an olfactory bomb.
"."
Hong Wen's fox gradually turned white. An Sheng, who was silenced by his own props, thought for a while, picked up the special bottle of hand soap on the washbasin, and poured it into the last toilet tank.
After finishing the hand sanitizer, Ansheng opened the last can of herrings, turned his head to the side, and stuffed the contents into the water tank and sealed it.
"By the way, the wash basin needs to be blocked too."
Ansheng ran to the washbasin and repeated the previous operation to block the drain pipe of the washbasin.
Then, pour hand sanitizer into it. When the drain pipe starts to backflow, the hand sanitizer inside will spread along the drain pipe to the tile floor.
"Fix it here too."
Ansheng ran to the water dispenser, overturned the bucket on it, poured a strong laxative into it, and then ran to the water bar on the first floor, crushed the laxative and put it into all the drink cans.
An Sheng picked up a rag and wiped off the powder on the bar and the water stains he accidentally spilled.
"It's a pity that Aqing doesn't have a USB drive at home. My previous plan to send the Ants and Elephants .avi video to their company's customer base is simply impossible."
An Sheng sighed helplessly, with a hint of regret on his face.
The little fox expressed regret, but he was mixing the casting glue at a very fast speed.
Casting glue is a magical thing, and it is one of those things that ordinary people will never use. It is commonly used in the machinery maintenance industry, and is said to be able to stick to the metal of ships, aircraft carriers and airplanes, and to stick to the arms of excavators.
This small can cost Lin Ying four hundred yuan.
The tough guy among adhesives is casting glue.
Ansheng sealed Gao Feng's safe and squeezed money into the gap of the filing cabinet.
There were dozens of grams left, but Ansheng didn't waste it. He ran to the teapot display cabinet, messed up all the lids, and sealed them all with casting glue.
"...but the casting glue is too thick, and it takes a while to reach peak hardness. Otherwise, if it were hidden in the seat, it would definitely seal up that big butt that has no anus for childbirth."
The advantages of casting glue are high strength and corrosion resistance. It can even directly repair holes in the bottom of the ship and is extremely difficult to remove.
But the disadvantage is that it takes time to cure.
Let me put it this way, if someone's big butt is really glued firmly to the ideal hardness with casting glue.
You can either pickle your butt with acid, or cut it slowly with a small cutting machine, or you can only squat in the toilet and pick it slowly.
"嘤嘤嘤"
An Sheng walked out of the house with a helpless look on his face, took a broom and mop to clean the house, and after confirming again and again that Gao Feng Consulting Company was as clean as new inside and out, he returned the same way.
An Sheng returned to the front of the commercial vehicle, jumped up, and patted the window glass.
Lin Ying opened the door and put Ansheng into the car.
"I wiped it for you."
Lin Ying sent a message to Xiao Lin, then took out a wet wipe from the armrest box and wiped off the dust that had been picked up by the little fox that had climbed onto the exhaust fan.
"嘤嘤嘤!"
Ansheng jumped onto the seat, stretched out her beautiful legs and motioned Lin Ying to help her wipe her pads.
After being reborn as a fox, one of Ansheng’s biggest pain points in daily life is the inconvenience of using his mobile phone.
When walking on the ground, the fox's shock-absorbing pads will be covered with dust and the touch screen will become unusable.
Moreover, if a fox does not shave its leg hair when using a mobile phone, it will affect the sensitivity of the touch screen.
Of course, affecting sensitivity is not a big problem!
What annoyed Ansheng the most was that every time he saw hair on the screen, he would subconsciously blow.
After blowing until his mouth was dry, An Sheng realized that the hair on the screen was growing on his own body.
I'm just...very annoyed by foxes.
[Let's go to the Changping Mountain Pet Paradise, where creatures resembling spirit beasts have appeared.] After Lin Ying helped clean the pads of his feet, An Sheng typed on the screen.
Lin Ying nodded slightly and told Xiaolin to drive.
…………
When Ansheng went to Changping Mountain.
On the rooftop of the Changping Mountain Pet Paradise, Chen Zhiyu sat on the rooftop terrace to eat. Out of the corner of his eye, he couldn't help but look out at the river ahead, gritting his teeth.
"You'd better read up on the Animal Protection Act"
"Otherwise, it will fall into my hands."
"Pull off your skin and make it into a leather bag and belt!"
(End of this chapter)
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