Chapter 29 Open the door! free trade!

He walked to the side with the box in his hand, and before he could open it, he heard the cockscomb-haired man gasp and exclaim, "Oh... Oh my god!"

Yuan Zhu was immediately attracted by his actions and looked over.

Lu Rang was seen holding up an unfamiliar gun with both hands, holding it high towards the chandelier, admiring the metallic luster reflected from the matte surface, and making a series of satisfied cries of "Oh...Ah...Oh..."

Guns, the shared dream of one billion boys on Earth! (Except for the male protagonist in the A-Mei campus shooting incident)
Retracting his peripheral vision, Yuan Zhu couldn't wait to open the box. A rifle of an unidentifiable model lay diagonally inside. In the upper right corner were four full magazines and two boxes of ammunition. In the lower left corner, there was an equally unfamiliar pistol, three magazines, and a box of ammunition.

Furthermore, at the bottom of the box lay a set of folded clothes. The style was unclear, but the material was clearly high-end. As expected of the Nightmare Layer's God of Luxury Children's Clothing! Every move was high-end. And above the clothes lay a row of cantaloupe grenades, meant for blessing and suppressing luck.

[Maomao Wang], I recognize you!
But what kind of god in another world needs to use guns and grenades to promote a clothing brand? Is the "strategy" in brand strategy actually meant literally? Isn't it said that it's all about brains, not courage?
In addition to two guns, three boxes of bullets, and a row of small melons, there was also a short knife that could be used as a long dagger. And a mouse lying quietly on the magazine?

Rat? Rat again! Yuan Zhu felt like he was doomed to be surrounded by rats. Wherever he went, he saw them?!
The evil demon that turned into a rat head, the dried corpse made into a surveillance camera, the sachet hung on the neighbor's door, the living battery drained by the Holy Light Physician... Now, it has been refreshed in its own novice gift package.

Just because I was reincarnated as a cat, does that mean I have to face rats everywhere?
"what!"

Not only was he hostile towards Shushu, but the baker girl Mai Lili, who was also opening the box nearby, was frightened and screamed after seeing Shushu lying comfortably on the magazine.

In fact, hamsters themselves are not scary. The hamsters in everyone’s boxes are all carefully selected cute hamsters with outstanding looks and smooth fur, and they have also been processed to be cute.

But the real horror is that they have all undergone brutal secondary modifications.

The adorable rat head has had a third of it gouged out and replaced with metal parts. Half the skull, including the eye sockets, has been transformed into a metal structure of flesh and blood, a mechanical ascension, reminiscent of a mechanical prosthesis. It's not cyber, but it's very punk (gears and clockwork).

Aside from the small, half-retracted mechanical skull, a rod had been forcefully inserted into the center of its skull, leaving visible traces of welding. Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a miniature, retractable metal antenna.

The rat's body, along with its spine, had been pierced by a facehugger-like exoskeleton, firmly pinning it down. The spider-like insect skeleton was firmly embedded in its flesh, suffocating it from behind and piercing its chest with sharp arthropod spurs from the front.

Just seeing it, it's very cult + abstinent, a bit like dreaming back to "Hellraiser". A true "hellish monk rat".

The mechanically modified gear antenna head, the biologically modified strange-shaped torso, and the pollution alarm that makes the [Immortal Scripture] scream, all show that Shushu is unusual.

Meng Xiyue was the first to grab her Teletubbies, holding the rotating head with two fingers and stretching the antenna. As her wrist kept changing the direction, the cyborg head also rotated, and the antenna also adjusted flexibly.

She asked, "Captain, what is the function of this thing? How can it help us in this mission?"

The captain replied, "It's been branded and transformed with multiple extraordinary rituals. It's a precious enchanted item, containing a small elemental heart that can provide up to a month's worth of energy. It possesses three passive effects: anti-targeting, anti-divination, and slight mental resistance. It also supports short- and medium-distance calls, which require binding to your mental frequency. Furthermore, it possesses basic functions such as knowledge data storage and exchange, photography, video recording, and monitoring."

Pink Hair exclaimed, "Wow! This is really good stuff. I haven't come across luxury goods of this level in the academy."

Caimao Lu Rang asked, "Sister Yue, is this ugly mouse valuable?"

"Valuable? You can't buy it on the market! I've never heard of a device or modified mouse that can also make medium-range calls, and it's so compact, it's simply a work of art! The communication devices on the market now are all fixed." Lu Rang said unconvincedly, "What if there is one? You just haven't come across it yet."

"Huh... I live in Taixi, not Running. Taixi International University is at the forefront of international academia. If even I haven't heard of it, then it's definitely not a commercial product open to the general public, so forget it for you."

Upon hearing this, the Running country bumpkin lowered his elegant rainbow cockscomb hair in self-pity. Holding the slightly deformed rat tightly in his hand, he vowed to make a name for himself and impress everyone.

Yuan Zhu also grabbed his own somewhat cold and hard exoskeleton Teletubby and asked curiously, "How do I use this thing?"

Captain: "Everyone, don't worry. First, put on our 'Happy House' uniform. Although [Maomao King] is the god of luxury children's clothing, he possesses unique authority in the field of 'textiles' and can also produce adult clothing. This uniform is not only made of precious materials and has a novel and fashionable style, but also contains extraordinary abilities to help everyone complete their mission successfully."

"What effect?"

Captain: "In addition to the most basic pollution resistance, pistol-level defense, cut and puncture resistance, and weak flame resistance, it is also breathable and warm, waterproof and impermeable, not easily deformed, and elastic. Finally, when needed, you can actively overdraw your physical energy, allowing the uniform to take over part of your nervous system, temporarily enhancing your speed, strength, and defense. However, you are the ones who are doing the actual operation, so please be careful. Inexperienced people can easily cause strains, sprains, and soft tissue contusions."

After hearing this, Yuan Zhu was deeply impressed by the generosity of Happy Home. Not only did they give away weapons and grenades, but they also gave away Rat-brand walkie-talkies and body-strengthening clothing.

With this configuration, he can clear the first level of the traditional infinite flow.

Next, the captain opened seven private bedrooms for everyone. The space was not large, but there was a bed for resting. After changing into the uniform, the clothes seemed to come alive, automatically shrinking and adjusting to the most fitting size.

Yuan Zhu looked in the mirror. The material, the style, the effect... were truly amazing.

The elf decisively jumped online: "I have to say, Boss, you are a natural clothes hanger, so handsome! Your looks instantly beat all the men in [Happy House]. I have never seen anyone more handsome than you!"

"Be humble, be humble." Yuan Zhu waved his hands restrainedly, trying hard to suppress the corners of his mouth that were more upturned than AK's. He looked at a fashion magazine hidden under his uniform.

When I opened it, it was filled with photos of luxury children's clothing from [Maomaowang]. Different cultures, styles, and designs... The models included handsome little boys and girls, sweet types, cool types, sporty types, and academic types...

In addition, there are independent luxury children's leather shoes, children's watches, children's earrings, children's belts, children's bags... Each one is as expensive as a work of art, not childish at all!
It wasn't meant for commoners. This was the first time he'd ever seen a fashion magazine like this. Only the truly aristocratic could afford it. All his and his brother's clothes combined wouldn't cost as much as a pair of genuine dinosaur leather shoes.

Could it be that the next task is to carry a semi-automatic rifle and hang a grenade, forcing the indigenous people to read this magazine, select the exorbitantly priced luxury children's clothing they like, and then buy it with cash?!

'Isolated? Open the door! East India Company, free trade! Fire in the hole!'

Ha, it feels like that.

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(End of this chapter)

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