Chapter 57 Settlement Profits (Subscription Request)

Back at the Happy Home, Lu Rang opened his arms and collapsed to the ground, tears welling in his eyes as he cried out, "Ah...! I'm finally safe. I'm alive!"

With a loud bang, a golden, eight-armed, extremely twisted, two-headed Bodhisattva suddenly crashed to the ground behind Yuan Zhu, tumbling twice and attracting many people's attention.

The spatial rules of Happy Home were much stricter than those of the bubble world. The foreign object in his shadow was squeezed and repelled by the space and was ejected.

"Fuck! What a huge pile of gold!" Lu Rang ignored his weakness and pain. He sat up in shock from his dying illness and looked behind Yuan Zhu in shock.

Meng Xiyue's eyes widened as well, and she shouted in jealous discontent, "Yuan Da, where did you get the golden Buddha? Why haven't we had any luck with this after searching the entire temple?! No, Brother Yuan, please give me some. I still don't have the money for my university tuition this year!"

"Brother Zhuzi, can I kowtow to you too?" Lu Rang followed suit with an envious look on his face.

Yuan Zhu put his hands down in a gesture, smiling, and acted like a saint in front of everyone: "Calm down, everyone! We are all teammates. When we become rich and powerful, don't forget each other. Each of us has a Bodhisattva's arm, let's share in the joy."

After Grandma Yu passed away, at most she would have seven arms, something he had planned long ago. Now, at least he could save one golden arm, and he could also win people's hearts and create an image of a generous philanthropist. What a bargain!
Meng Xiyue said it casually, but she didn't expect it to be so fruitful. She couldn't help but be overjoyed and gave him a thumbs up: "Candle, bright!"

Lu Rang: "Brother Zhuzi, you will be my real big brother from now on! When I recover from my injuries, I will follow you. Ah! Captain, does our [Happy Home] have the repair function described in the novel? I feel like I'm about to die."

The captain smiled and shook his head. "It doesn't have a repair function. However, the exchange list in [Gods Space] does include healing elixirs and items. Now, let's settle the profits. Each person will receive 10 coins and 400 points. This is the basic compensation I'm issuing to you on behalf of [Furry King]. In addition, your gains in the bubble world can be sold to [Happy Home] or [Gods Space]. Finally, based on your behavior in the bubble world and the subsequent influence it triggers, [Gods Space] will pay an additional reward of varying amounts."

"In other words, you want something in return. Either strive to meet the KPIs for [Happy Home] and earn commissions from me. Or, act independently and plunder the natives like Yuan Zhu did, which can also yield great rewards. However, I must remind you that not every bubble world is as open to you as this one. Once you cross the line, you will be retaliated against. Finally, since you all performed well in this trial, I will give you two extra [Blood Bodhisattva] pills. Just one pill can heal most injuries and significantly replenish your vitality and physical strength. It can be used as a 'life-saving miracle drug'."

After saying this, he distributed the bunch of weeping Buddha head fruits in his hand, two to each person. He then took out seven small black cloth bags and distributed ten coins to everyone.

Yuan Zhu accepted the reward and argued, "Captain, I'm not looting, I'm protecting precious cultural relics!"

The captain nodded perfunctorily: "Yes, the Bodhisattva statue we were protecting was completely disfigured, all eight arms were broken, and the body was to be dismembered."

[Dididi...]

Reaching out to take the blood-red, slightly warm Blood Bodhi, the [Immortal Scripture] issued a pollution peak alert far exceeding that of the Green Skeleton Cocoon and the Red Blood Tomato. This fully demonstrated the value of this fruit, far exceeding the ordinary pollutants in the bubble world.

After experiencing this wonderful adventure in the bubble world, Yuan Zhu is no longer so concerned about the pollution warning in the [Immortal Scripture].

Before being kidnapped by the [Mao Mao Wang], he had a certain degree of obsessive-compulsive disorder. He was particularly wary of the [Immortal Scripture]'s pollution alert targets, always carefully avoiding all kinds of contamination, fearing that he would be contaminated.

But now.

Witnessing the inhabitants of Yefo Country, each clad in a Buddha cocoon or a skeleton cocoon; witnessing tomato-shaped heads, deformed arms, and a barrage of headshots... his mental threshold surged. Now, playing with the 'Buddha Head Blood Bodhi' with his bare hands felt no pressure at all. Isn't it just a 'Super Blood Bottle' with a unique visual style? It's worth a life, so take it.

Lü Rang, whose nerves were equally irritated, swallowed one without hesitation, testing the poison for everyone. His mouth made a smacking sound as he chewed.

His pale face quickly regained its color, and he tumbled to his feet. He moved his arms and legs with a startled expression, exclaiming, "Eh? I'm healed! Captain, this is incredible! I feel so full of strength."

He clenched his five fingers into a fist, his knuckles crackling. Then he looked at the goat with a bad look, almost wanting to pounce and beat it up, but he held back.

The captain also warned, "While this 'Blood Bodhi' is beneficial, it should be used with caution. It's best not to take more than two pills in a short period of time, as this can cause mild mental contamination and significantly reduce your resistance to astral light and Buddhist teachings. It can easily lead to conversion to Buddhism or assimilation by the astral light. Anyone interested can redeem and purchase it in the exclusive area of ​​Mao Mao Wang."

After all this fuss, these two are just sample items for customer development, right? Will [Maomao Wang] not only sell children's clothing from now on, but also sell cherry tomatoes to boost profits?!
Meng Xiyue asked, "Captain, what is this 'Blood Bodhi'? It looks very similar to those 'Blood Tomatoes'. One has independent eyes, ears, mouth, nose, and tongue, while the other has all five senses. Could they be related?"

Captain: "I'm sure you've all seen that giant Buddha statue, right? These [Blood Bodhis] are the Buddha fruits nurtured by [Davraha Buddha] himself, similar to the Buddha cocoons that grow naturally near temples. Influenced by the Dharma of Davraha Buddha, nourished by the Buddha's blood, and absorbing the power of the stars, they grow into perfect fruits. They are rare and precious, and are considered the most valuable specialty of this bubble world. The 'Blood Tomatoes' you obtained earlier are a degraded version of the Blood Bodhi, nurtured by the monks in the temple with their own flesh and blood. After all, at that time, Davraha had not yet attained Buddhahood."

"What? Duo Wen became a Buddha? Is that the giant Buddha Eggplant?!" Lu Rang was shocked. "Wait, that thing is so evil, can it be considered a Buddha?"

Meng Xiyue agreed, "I heard Abbot Duowen say at the time that he would not attain Buddhahood until he had saved all the people of Naye Buddhaland. Now that demons are rampant in Naye City, can that [Buddha] be considered a true Buddha?"

Seeing everyone's eagerness to discuss, the captain added a few words: "Abbot Duowen didn't attain Buddhahood, and [Buddha] isn't Duowen either. Furthermore, it does possess some characteristics of gods and demons. It can be considered a native god and demon bred in the bubble world, or even a Buddha."

At this time, Zhou Chu also joined in and asked, "Captain, do you know what exactly happened in Ye Foguo? What are the causes and consequences of everything that happened tonight? I really want to know the truth."

As a security bureau investigator, she has an obsessive-compulsive disorder that makes her feel uncomfortable unless she gets to the bottom of things.

From the perspective of [Maomao King]'s product sales, this short mission trial was a complete failure and a struggle.

From being lost in the deep mountains and forests at the beginning, to slaughtering filthy bone monsters and underworld corpse ghosts along the way... to participating in the evil and bizarre "Tomato Buddha Ceremony" in the Ye Fo Kingdom, and then killing all the way out of the city, the whole process was simply inexplicable.

Although Yuan Zhu was not angry at all after receiving a Super Golden Bodhisattva, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up, but this didn't mean he was truly happy! The feeling of not knowing the true face of Mount Lu also made him unhappy, and his thoughts were very confused.

If he could figure out the cause and effect of tonight's festival, he would be completely satisfied.

As if sensing everyone's resentment, the captain nodded and said, "Alright, then I'll tell you. While you were free to act, I also secretly investigated the mystery of the Yefo Kingdom and made some discoveries."

(End of this chapter)

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