Blind wife
Chapter 105: The Laughing Chapter of Jujube Flower
Chapter 105: Jujube Flower's Joke
Ergou said: "Look at what you said, why should I be afraid of her? I just think it's inappropriate for us to do this. Don't do this again in the future."
Zaohua said nonchalantly: "I don't, I just like you touching me"
Er Gou was both angry and funny, and said, "I really don't know what you were thinking all day, who were you in your previous life? If you were a man, you must be a flower picker; if you were a woman, you must be a dissolute person. "
Zaohua didn't follow him now, she bumped him with her elbow and said, "Ah, you made such bad comments about others, and I'm just like you. If it's someone else, he just wants to take another look at me. No. People treat you well, but you still talk nonsense about them, you have no conscience."
Ergou smiled wryly and said: "Okay, I know. If you are really nice to me, don't do this in the future. If you tease me hard, that's not torturing me."
Zaohua laughed loudly and said, "Did I really tease you hard? I don't believe it, let me see."
Er Gou was afraid of her again, and said, "Okay, don't mess around, you should go back when you're full."
Zaohua felt itchy in her heart, and begged him, "Ergou, I beg you, I've grown up so much, and I haven't seen your thing before? Just let me take a look, just take a look, OK."
Ergou didn't expect that she would really want to look at his own things, so of course he didn't want to, and said, "I can't. You've seen mine when you were young, you've already seen it."
Zaohua pulled his arm and said, "I forgot about that earlier, you should let me take a look. If you think it's a disadvantage, we can exchange it, and I'll let you look at mine too."
Ergou broke free from her and stood up, saying: "Okay, I'm going to work, you have nothing to do, drag the branches I cut to the hut."
Ergou moved the ladder a position, stepped on the ladder, and started pruning.Zaohua was at a loss and didn't want to leave, so she said, "Ergou, I heard my sister-in-law tell me a joke, and I'll tell you, if you laugh, you promise me, how about it?"
Ergou said, "You can still tell jokes?"
Zaohua raised her face and looked at him and said, "Of course, do you think it's okay? If it makes you laugh, you have to promise me to let me see you."
Ergou said: "Well, if you don't laugh at me, you will stop bothering me with this matter in the future."
Zaohua smiled first, and said: "It's like this. There was a little girl who cried when she saw that other little boys had that little thing, but she didn't have it. Her mother asked her why she was crying. The little girl Just say that she didn't grow that little thing, and her mother said, you don't have it now, when you grow up, you can have as much as you want."
After Zaohua finished speaking, he looked at Ergou, who was still cutting the branches calmly. Seeing that Zaohua stopped talking, he asked him, "Tell me?"
Zaohua said discouragedly: "It's over, Ergou, why don't you laugh?"
Er Gou said: "What kind of joke is this? Can it still make me laugh? Let's mix the noodles with vinegar, and let's talk first, so don't bother me anymore."
Zaohua hurriedly said: "This doesn't count, I'll tell you another one, the condition is still the same as I said before."
Ergou said: "Well, this is your last one. If you still make fun of me, then you will have a good time with me in the future."
Zaohua racked her brains to think of jokes, and finally thought of one, and said happily: "Yes, Ergou, listen carefully, there used to be a young couple who just got married, and this man had a brother named Mao Mao. At night, Mao Mao eavesdropped on their conversation under the window. This night, Mao Mao heard his sister-in-law say, separate Mao Mao, and said that ### was disobedient, so Mao Mao cried and went to his father and mother to talk about this matter I told them, his father and mother are not happy, saying that the boss wanted to separate ### after just a few days of marriage? The old couple used to wake up the young couple to ask about this, and the young couple said they didn’t have this It means, it means, it means that kind of thing.”
Er Gou wanted to laugh now, but forced himself to hold back, and said, "Zaohua, where did you hear this joke? You can't tell others about it in the future. If you tell others, they will say that you are sick." .”
Zaohua kept observing Ergou's expression, seeing that he still didn't smile, she was really discouraged, and said: "Forget it if you don't laugh, this story was told to me by my sister-in-law, and I will have more funnier ones in the future." A joke, guaranteed to make you laugh."
Zaohua had no choice but to go to work. When Zaohua left, Ergou couldn't help but finally laughed.
Besides, Tao Zi was annoyed all the way back home. Although she heard Zao Hua say that Er Gou had touched her a few days ago, she just heard her say that the reaction was not very big, and she was still dubious in her heart. She saw it with her own eyes, and she couldn't pretend to be deaf and dumb.
After returning home, she went into her room, sat on the kang, leaned against the quilt, still panicking in her heart, she didn't know why this happened, it is said that no matter what Zaohua and Ergou did, they didn't have her things, but she was not happy.
She has been lying on the kang, thinking about what Ergou and Zaohua will do in Taoyuan now, wondering if she interrupted them just now, will they continue now?The more Taozi thought about it, the more confused she became, and she didn't plan to get up to cook when it was meal time.
Taozi heard the sound of Heizi coming back, Heizi came into the house, and then went to the door of her room, looked at her, Ergou also entered the room, saw the ice pot and cold stove, knew that Taozi was angry, did not cook, so went to get it A piece of steamed bun was eaten.
Taozi calmed down for a while, got off the kang, combed her hair with a comb, looked in the mirror, her eyes were obviously a little red in the mirror, she put down the mirror, and left the room.
Ergou raised his head and glanced at Taozi, and said, "Sister-in-law, just now, in Taoyuan, it was Zaohua who made fun of me, not my sincerity."
Tao Zi forced a smile and said, "Why are you telling me these things? What do you want to do, what does it have to do with me?"
Ergou knew that what Taozi said was angry, and said: "Sister-in-law, I, you also know Zaohua, she pesters me every day and tries to punish me in different ways. That's it."
Taozi knew that no matter how serious she was, it would prove that she still liked Ergou in her heart. He might misunderstand, and the consequences would be unpredictable, so she smiled and said, "Okay, okay, don't promise me, I saw you two Well, it’s too late to be happy, I overslept and forgot to cook, I’m going to cook now.”
Tao Zi took away the bun that Er Gou had bitten into, and went to cook. Er Gou sat on a chair beside him, and Hei Zi lay meekly at his feet.
Ergou's eyes followed Taozi's figure, and when he saw her, he felt very fulfilled and warm in his heart. Taozi also felt that Ergou was looking at her behind her. After a long time, she got used to it and no longer took it seriously.
Ergou said: "Sister-in-law, it's been a few days, I don't know how the injury on our dad's leg has healed?"
Tao Zi rolled out the noodles on the chopping board and said, "I heard from the doctor that day that it would take four or five days to change the plaster cast. What's the matter, do you want to go to the hospital?"
Ergou said: "The work in Taoyuan will be finished tomorrow. When the work in Taoyuan is finished, I want to go and see our dad."
Tao Zi snorted, and said, "Call me when you go, I want to go and have a look too."
Er Gou thought for a while and said: "When my father's legs were good, he didn't like me at home, but I know he loves me in his heart. Now that my brother is not here, I will treat him better, so as to save him from saying Raising two sons is for nothing."
Ergou said: "Look at what you said, why should I be afraid of her? I just think it's inappropriate for us to do this. Don't do this again in the future."
Zaohua said nonchalantly: "I don't, I just like you touching me"
Er Gou was both angry and funny, and said, "I really don't know what you were thinking all day, who were you in your previous life? If you were a man, you must be a flower picker; if you were a woman, you must be a dissolute person. "
Zaohua didn't follow him now, she bumped him with her elbow and said, "Ah, you made such bad comments about others, and I'm just like you. If it's someone else, he just wants to take another look at me. No. People treat you well, but you still talk nonsense about them, you have no conscience."
Ergou smiled wryly and said: "Okay, I know. If you are really nice to me, don't do this in the future. If you tease me hard, that's not torturing me."
Zaohua laughed loudly and said, "Did I really tease you hard? I don't believe it, let me see."
Er Gou was afraid of her again, and said, "Okay, don't mess around, you should go back when you're full."
Zaohua felt itchy in her heart, and begged him, "Ergou, I beg you, I've grown up so much, and I haven't seen your thing before? Just let me take a look, just take a look, OK."
Ergou didn't expect that she would really want to look at his own things, so of course he didn't want to, and said, "I can't. You've seen mine when you were young, you've already seen it."
Zaohua pulled his arm and said, "I forgot about that earlier, you should let me take a look. If you think it's a disadvantage, we can exchange it, and I'll let you look at mine too."
Ergou broke free from her and stood up, saying: "Okay, I'm going to work, you have nothing to do, drag the branches I cut to the hut."
Ergou moved the ladder a position, stepped on the ladder, and started pruning.Zaohua was at a loss and didn't want to leave, so she said, "Ergou, I heard my sister-in-law tell me a joke, and I'll tell you, if you laugh, you promise me, how about it?"
Ergou said, "You can still tell jokes?"
Zaohua raised her face and looked at him and said, "Of course, do you think it's okay? If it makes you laugh, you have to promise me to let me see you."
Ergou said: "Well, if you don't laugh at me, you will stop bothering me with this matter in the future."
Zaohua smiled first, and said: "It's like this. There was a little girl who cried when she saw that other little boys had that little thing, but she didn't have it. Her mother asked her why she was crying. The little girl Just say that she didn't grow that little thing, and her mother said, you don't have it now, when you grow up, you can have as much as you want."
After Zaohua finished speaking, he looked at Ergou, who was still cutting the branches calmly. Seeing that Zaohua stopped talking, he asked him, "Tell me?"
Zaohua said discouragedly: "It's over, Ergou, why don't you laugh?"
Er Gou said: "What kind of joke is this? Can it still make me laugh? Let's mix the noodles with vinegar, and let's talk first, so don't bother me anymore."
Zaohua hurriedly said: "This doesn't count, I'll tell you another one, the condition is still the same as I said before."
Ergou said: "Well, this is your last one. If you still make fun of me, then you will have a good time with me in the future."
Zaohua racked her brains to think of jokes, and finally thought of one, and said happily: "Yes, Ergou, listen carefully, there used to be a young couple who just got married, and this man had a brother named Mao Mao. At night, Mao Mao eavesdropped on their conversation under the window. This night, Mao Mao heard his sister-in-law say, separate Mao Mao, and said that ### was disobedient, so Mao Mao cried and went to his father and mother to talk about this matter I told them, his father and mother are not happy, saying that the boss wanted to separate ### after just a few days of marriage? The old couple used to wake up the young couple to ask about this, and the young couple said they didn’t have this It means, it means, it means that kind of thing.”
Er Gou wanted to laugh now, but forced himself to hold back, and said, "Zaohua, where did you hear this joke? You can't tell others about it in the future. If you tell others, they will say that you are sick." .”
Zaohua kept observing Ergou's expression, seeing that he still didn't smile, she was really discouraged, and said: "Forget it if you don't laugh, this story was told to me by my sister-in-law, and I will have more funnier ones in the future." A joke, guaranteed to make you laugh."
Zaohua had no choice but to go to work. When Zaohua left, Ergou couldn't help but finally laughed.
Besides, Tao Zi was annoyed all the way back home. Although she heard Zao Hua say that Er Gou had touched her a few days ago, she just heard her say that the reaction was not very big, and she was still dubious in her heart. She saw it with her own eyes, and she couldn't pretend to be deaf and dumb.
After returning home, she went into her room, sat on the kang, leaned against the quilt, still panicking in her heart, she didn't know why this happened, it is said that no matter what Zaohua and Ergou did, they didn't have her things, but she was not happy.
She has been lying on the kang, thinking about what Ergou and Zaohua will do in Taoyuan now, wondering if she interrupted them just now, will they continue now?The more Taozi thought about it, the more confused she became, and she didn't plan to get up to cook when it was meal time.
Taozi heard the sound of Heizi coming back, Heizi came into the house, and then went to the door of her room, looked at her, Ergou also entered the room, saw the ice pot and cold stove, knew that Taozi was angry, did not cook, so went to get it A piece of steamed bun was eaten.
Taozi calmed down for a while, got off the kang, combed her hair with a comb, looked in the mirror, her eyes were obviously a little red in the mirror, she put down the mirror, and left the room.
Ergou raised his head and glanced at Taozi, and said, "Sister-in-law, just now, in Taoyuan, it was Zaohua who made fun of me, not my sincerity."
Tao Zi forced a smile and said, "Why are you telling me these things? What do you want to do, what does it have to do with me?"
Ergou knew that what Taozi said was angry, and said: "Sister-in-law, I, you also know Zaohua, she pesters me every day and tries to punish me in different ways. That's it."
Taozi knew that no matter how serious she was, it would prove that she still liked Ergou in her heart. He might misunderstand, and the consequences would be unpredictable, so she smiled and said, "Okay, okay, don't promise me, I saw you two Well, it’s too late to be happy, I overslept and forgot to cook, I’m going to cook now.”
Tao Zi took away the bun that Er Gou had bitten into, and went to cook. Er Gou sat on a chair beside him, and Hei Zi lay meekly at his feet.
Ergou's eyes followed Taozi's figure, and when he saw her, he felt very fulfilled and warm in his heart. Taozi also felt that Ergou was looking at her behind her. After a long time, she got used to it and no longer took it seriously.
Ergou said: "Sister-in-law, it's been a few days, I don't know how the injury on our dad's leg has healed?"
Tao Zi rolled out the noodles on the chopping board and said, "I heard from the doctor that day that it would take four or five days to change the plaster cast. What's the matter, do you want to go to the hospital?"
Ergou said: "The work in Taoyuan will be finished tomorrow. When the work in Taoyuan is finished, I want to go and see our dad."
Tao Zi snorted, and said, "Call me when you go, I want to go and have a look too."
Er Gou thought for a while and said: "When my father's legs were good, he didn't like me at home, but I know he loves me in his heart. Now that my brother is not here, I will treat him better, so as to save him from saying Raising two sons is for nothing."
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