Blind wife

Chapter 191: The joke in the wheat field ([-])

Er Gou picked up the sickle from the ground and said, "I can do it. What is this little injury? Even if I cut off my head, I can still walk ten miles."

Taozi laughed and said, "I can tell you what you said, or I can try to cut off your head to see how many steps you can walk?"

Er Gou just smiled, bent down to cut the wheat, and quickly threw Tao Zi a few steps away. Tao Zi speeded up to catch up with him. Far away, Tao Zi pouted her lips, glared at him, and stopped competing with him.

Tao Zi said: "Ergou, I heard my mother tell me a joke, you will definitely want to laugh after hearing it."

Ergou said: "Okay, then you talk about it first."

Tao Zi said: "A woman took her son to the field to cut wheat together. Ergou, don't think about it. I didn't want to take advantage of you. That's what my mother told me. Yes, the son said, Mom, my waist is almost broken, and the mother said, where is the waist? The son pointed to his waist and said, Mom, where am I? Let’s just say, that’s not the waist, it’s the middle…”

Before Taozi finished speaking, Ergou laughed a few times to show that her joke was very funny, and said, "Not bad, not bad, it made me laugh."

Taozi said: "I haven't finished talking yet. After the two of them finished cutting the wheat, on the way back, the mother didn't see her son holding a sickle in his hand, so she asked him, where did you take our sickle? Said, I put it in the middle. When the mother heard this, she hurried to the field again and searched for the sickle everywhere in the middle of the field, but in the end she couldn’t find it. She chased her son angrily and said, there is no sickle in the middle of the field, you Where did you put the sickle? The son pointed to his waist and said, "The sickle is here, and his mother was very angry, saying that the sickle was pinned to your waist. How can you say it is in the middle?" The son said, didn't you say Does the baby have no waist?"

Ergou waited for Taozi to finish speaking, then laughed exaggeratedly, and said, "It's really funny, I didn't expect you to tell stories? What else are you talking about?"

Taozi actually had a few other stories, which were told by Big Dog, but she couldn't tell Ergou, so she said, "No more, do you have any stories?"

Ergou thought for a while and said, "I have one here. I don't know if it's a joke or a story. In the past, people in the countryside were very poor, and the family only had one pair of trousers. Whoever went out wore them..."

Tao Zi smiled and said, "I don't believe it. No matter how poor you are, it's impossible for a family to only wear one pair of pants. So what should you do at home?"

Er Gou said: "What's the matter? It's a whole family who don't wear pants, what are you afraid of?"

Tao Zi heard from Er Gou's words that he was deliberately teasing herself, and said seriously, "Er Gou, don't tell me, I won't listen to this story."

Ergou had no choice but to say: "If you don't say it, don't say it. I won't tell you if you want to hear it in the future."

Seeing that Ergou was upset, Taozi softened her tone and said, "Then just say it again, just don't go too far."

Ergou became interested again, thought of one after a little thought, smiled a few times, and said: "A cadre of the township government in charge of family planning went to the countryside to do research. When he met a farmer, he wanted to ask him how much he knew. About family planning, I asked, Uncle, do you know why close relatives can’t get married? The farmer said something, I know this, and then he laughed, and then said embarrassedly, that’s because people are too familiar, no Feel free to start."

Taozi laughed from ear to ear when he finished speaking, and said, "This farmer is really real, how can he say that."

Juanli heard the laughter of Ergou and Taozi over there, and interjected, "Taozi, what are you and Ergou talking about, to make you so happy?"

Tao Zi shouted: "We are telling a story, you take a break, let's have a good time."

Juanli said with a smile: "I won't go, you two are warming up, why don't I serve as a light bulb for you when I pass by?"

Taozi said with a smile: "Juanli, if you want to make up with Ergou, how about letting him go and accompany you?"

Juanli said: "Then I don't dare, if I snatch Ergou over, can you finish with me?"

Tao Zi said: "If you like Er Gou, take Er Gou to your house. At night, there is a man on your side, how beautiful it is to sleep."

Ergou listened to the two of them joking with each other, one didn't let the other go, and even pulled himself in, he was happy, and didn't talk to each other, just focused on cutting the wheat.

Juanli smiled and said, "Taozi, look how pitiful Brother Ergou is. You haven't tasted what it's like to be a woman when you grow up so old. You are a sister-in-law, so you don't take care of Ergou."

Taozi blushed and didn't speak for a long while. Seeing this, Ergou didn't want Taozi to lose the wind, so he said loudly, "Sister-in-law Juanli, then you should take pity on brother and let him taste what a woman is like."

Juanli heard that Ergou interrupted, and now she became more energetic, and said: "Ergou, my sister-in-law has such a heart, and she doesn't have the capital. If I have peaches as beautiful as this, you will come if you don't invite me."

Tao Zi and Er Gou glanced at each other, feeling embarrassed, Tao Zi bent down and began to cut the wheat, Er Gou stopped talking and just started working.

Seeing that Taozi and Ergou stopped talking, Juanli was very proud, smiled, and started to work.

When it was time for lunch, Tao Zi and Da Gou returned home. Jia Cailan had already prepared the meal and was waiting for the two to come back to eat.

Seeing Ergou's fingers, Jia Cailan hurriedly said, "Ergou, what's wrong with you? I haven't seen you cut wheat and hands before. Let's see what you can do. It's not as good as peaches."

Ergou said with a smile: "Mom, you didn't listen to what people said, all those who drowned were able to swim, and I cut my hands because I cut the wheat well."

Jia Cailan said: "Be careful in the future, how is the wheat harvested in the field?"

Ergou said: "Oh, it will be finished in a while."

Jia Cailan said: "We don't even have a radio at home, so we can't hear the weather forecast. I'll go to your Uncle Shuanwa's house to ask about the weather in a few days."

Er Gou said: "Mom, you haven't seen the sun outside, it can tan people's oils, so where is it going to rain? Don't scare yourself."

Jia Cailan said: "It's better to be careful, our family is counting on this little wheat, if it rains, we will have to eat sprouted wheat that year."

After Ergou finished his meal, he went into his room and lay down for a while. Before he could lie down, he heard Tao Zi also entered his room. That little cork, looking at Peach's room.

After Taozi closed the door, she went to get a towel and placed it in the basin for a few times, wrung out the towel, took off her shirt and began to scrub. The washbasin stand was far away from the wooden wall, and Taozi also had her back to the wooden wall. Ergou didn't enjoy watching it very much.

Ergou was lamenting, Taozi turned around, wiped it, and slowly came to the side of the wooden wall, facing the wooden wall, as if looking at something, then Taozi left there, the hanger on the wooden wall Zi Na took a shirt and put it on.

After Taozi got dressed, she also lay down on the kang, with her head resting on the quilt, her eyes looking out of the window, Ergou could only see Taozi's back.