Stepping on the demon door, the witch becomes the strongest

Chapter 774 Still a Fool

"So your father needs me to submit nine application documents to form a legal basis for the procedure..." Before Yan Yu finished speaking, Chen Lingyun took out a stack of documents:

"Take it and have them sign it."

"How come you were prepared so early?" Yan Yu frowned in confusion.

"My father informed you, how could I not know?" Chen Lingyun said with a smile, "I've already signed mine and put it at the bottom."

"I'll leave the rest to you. It's not that I don't want to do it, but I think if I go get their autographs on your behalf, it will definitely have the opposite effect."

Yan Yu had to admit that while Chen Lingyun was inherently evil and scheming, at least there was nothing false in what she said. If she were also tasked with collecting signatures, given her unbridled nature, she would definitely act like the queen and create a chaotic scene.

You still have to go out and talk to everyone yourself.

The dual cultivation was intended to help them reach the Golden Core realm, and Yan Yu wasn't some old-fashioned person, not one to hold such filthy feudal beliefs as "sleep with me and I'm yours." If someone didn't want to sign, then of course he understood, respected, and blessed them... Thinking this way, there was no need to reason with them or appeal to their emotions; he could just throw the documents in front of them and let them sign or not.

Anyway, if you don’t sign, there are plenty of people who will!
The first person Yan Yu went to see was Zhao Yuanzhen. Although the demonic woman had various problems, she was the catalyst for him to embark on his spiritual practice as a mortal.

Helping someone embark on the Dao is even more precious than helping them reach the Golden Core stage. I'm afraid I'll never be able to repay the principal of this favor in my lifetime, and I can only repay it regularly in the hundreds of millions with interest.

When Yan Yu arrived at the door of Zhao Yuanzhen's room, he was about to raise his hand to knock on the door, but suddenly he had an idea and rushed through the wall.

Let me see what you're doing!
Zhao Yuanzhen certainly couldn't be like some high school boys who secretly locked the door of their room to do something unspeakable. She was currently modifying her puppet.

The puppet Ami, who looked exactly like her, was standing in the center of the room. The skin on his chest and abdomen had been peeled off, revealing the densely packed structural components inside.

Zhao Yuanzhen's outfit at this time was also very strange. He wore a white T-shirt inside, the hem of which was obviously a little short, revealing his toned waist and cute belly button, and then he wore a pair of denim overalls on the outside.

"New clothes?" Yan Yu patted her from behind.

"Ah!" Zhao Yuanzhen almost jumped up in fright, "When did you come through the wall?!"

"just now."

"You scared me to death!" The demon girl kicked his calf angrily, then asked angrily, "How do you like the clothes Ruoxi picked for me?"

"I don't think overalls are suitable for you." Yan Yu said truthfully.

"Why?" Zhao Yuanzhen was a little unhappy.

"The breasts are too big." Yan Yu said, "The two straps are pushed up too much in the front, and the outline looks weird from the side. Overalls are more suitable for girls with flat chests. They look more pure and cute."

"Humph." Zhao Yuanzhen was not angry but happy, and said proudly, "You found it too, right?"

"What did you find?"

"I measured it recently, and it's grown again." Zhao Yuanzhen crossed his arms across his chest, his tone full of boastful distress. "That's why I thought about correcting the puppet's size. After all, it's based on me. But this will cause her center of gravity to shift forward, so she'll have to make adjustments to her entire body, which is very troublesome to modify."

"Then just don't make the corrections." Yan Yu said, "Do you really have to make the puppet look exactly like you?"

"Nonsense! Why else would I let her be my shadow clone while I'm fighting you?" Zhao Yuanzhen said bluntly, "If there was a noticeable difference in size, you'd know it just by touching her. This tactic wouldn't be useful at all."

"My hands aren't measuring tape, how can I tell the exact answer just by feeling it?" Yan Yu amused her. "Who do you think I am?"

"Who knows?" Zhao Yuanzhen narrowed his eyes and stared at him, saying sourly, "You are so experienced, maybe you don't even need to touch it, you can tell with just one look. And then you pretend to be completely ignorant, and in the end I am still the one being bullied and ravaged by you."

Having said that, she habitually lowered her gaze and asked:
"What are you looking for me for?"

"Nothing else." Yan Yu took out a paper document from the file bag, "Just sign it."

"Oh." Zhao Yuanzhen took it and glanced at it, "Why isn't it a marriage registration form?"

"Step by step." Yan Yu said, "This is the couple certification, do you see it?"

Zhao Yuanzhen carefully read the contents of the first page. It did clearly mention that he and Yan Yu were currently in a "relationship with the intention of getting married." He was immediately filled with joy, but said with a pout:

"Does our relationship as a couple still need to be certified?
"If you still want to stay with me after the team disbands, then you need to sign the document," Yan Yu said. "Or if you want to be like Teacher Mei, working hard and being available whenever I ask you to, then you don't have to sign this document."

"Hmph, I would never be someone's dog like her." Zhao Yuanzhen signed his name arrogantly.

"He is a senior civil servant." Yan Yu said.

"There is no difference." Zhao Yuanzhen chuckled, "Anyway, after I reach the stage of Dan, I won't work for anyone else. You can ask me for help, it depends on my mood. Here, take it!" Yan Yu took the document she signed, looked at her face full of a bright smile, and nodded.

It turned out to be not difficult at all.

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Following the principle of starting with the easy and then moving on to the difficult, the next candidate is Xie Ruoxi.

After passing through the wall and entering Xie Ruoxi's room, Yan Yu found that she was not in the room. He frowned slightly and sent a message to Mei Yingxue to inquire.

"Xie Ruoxi? No work arrangements, right?" Mei Yingxue's mouse clicking sound came from the other side. "Oh, she's on leave today."

"Ask for leave?"

"Yes, he said he was going back to visit his family."

Yan Yu knew without confirmation that he was definitely finding an excuse to skip work and go out and play.

In her previous life, Xie Ruoxi frequently used the excuse of going home to visit her family to ask for leave to avoid work, which eventually forced the Annan Army to reach an agreement with her family, stipulating a fixed time for her to go home every year... and then denying all her family leave.

Of course, with the war now over in the southern border, Xie Ruoxi's exploitation wasn't as severe. At best, the Luguo Power Grid had a few cutting-edge theoretical research tasks and hoped she could cooperate in creating an experimental environment.

This work was practically uninspiring. In my previous life, I'd been on a mission deep into the southern border, battling sorcerers who cast spells or manipulated corpses. By comparison, now, just sitting in a clean, brightly lit laboratory, firing lightning and thunder as instructed by researchers, how stressful could that be?
It was diagnosed as laziness coming back again.

Yan Yu pulled out his phone and began searching for comic conventions, gaming competitions, and currently released animated films. Considering Xie Ruoxi's flying range, the search area covered almost the entire country, making it quite difficult to find anyone.

It doesn't matter, I'm prepared.

With the disappearance of the team system based on task assignment, it was replaced by an assistant system that placed greater emphasis on communication and negotiation. In theory, assistants must offer complete loyalty to the Jindan Master in exchange for his absolute trust, otherwise they would lose the qualification and meaning of this job.

But Xie Ruoxi's situation was special. Her attitude toward her assistant wasn't the most important; the key was Yan Yu's attitude. For example, with children's books, the target audience has never been the children themselves, but their parents. Even if children love the book, if parents don't like it, it won't sell.

Yan Yu believed that Xie Ruoxi's assistant must also understand this principle.

He sent a message to Chen Lingyun, who sent him a phone number. He dialed it, and the other party answered immediately, incredibly fast:

"God Yan, your orders."

Although it was the first call, the other party had obviously saved his number in the address book in advance. Yan Yu understood what he meant and asked directly without any further ado:
"Where is Ruoxi?"

"Wait a moment." There was silence on the other end for a few seconds, as if the mute button had been pressed, and then the call resumed. "She should be in the Jingbei Military Residence's family compound now. Do you need me to arrange for someone to find her?"

"Don't alarm her, just inform me of her exact location in time."

"clear."

Although the voice was young, the tone was extremely capable, which made Yan Yu sigh inwardly, thinking that if you could share half of your reliability with Xie Ruoxi, I wouldn't have to worry about her all day.

But this guy actually went home to visit his family? Instead of going out to play under the guise of visiting his family?
Yan Yu flew his sword from the Wudang Mountain base to the Jingbei Military Family Compound. After landing, he reported to the guard on duty, who then attentively led the way for him.

Arriving at Xie's house, Yan Yu was about to raise his hand to knock on the door when he suddenly heard Xie Ruoxi's loud shouting from inside. He could hear it clearly through the door panel:
"Of course I slept with Yanyu a long time ago!"

Yan Yu:………………

The guard who had just led the way was now so frightened that he could not speak. He quickly turned around and ran away, as if he would be killed if he was a second late.

Yan Yu's hand was suspended in the air, and he didn't know whether to knock or not. In the end, he decided that he couldn't go in like this, otherwise his two father-in-law and mother-in-law would ask him "When will you marry my daughter?", and even the number one Jindan cultivator in Lu State would have a headache - he couldn't kill the two old men with one sword.

He flew out of the corridor on his sword and quietly turned towards the bedroom window, just in time to see Xie Ruoxi angrily enter the bedroom and slam the door behind her.

When I turned around, I saw Yan Yu flying outside the window on his sword. The expression on his face was immediately replaced by disbelief. He almost screamed, but fortunately he covered his mouth with his hands in time.

Yan Yu walked directly through the wall into the bedroom and asked:
"What were you and your parents talking about just now?"

If Yun Jin or Ling Yun were here, they would have immediately guessed what Yan Yu had heard when they heard this question. However, Xie Ruoxi had always been relatively clear-headed and didn't think too much about it. She just replied in a panic:
"Nothing, nothing, hahahaha... I was just asking if I was doing well at the base lately. Hey, Captain, why are you here?"

She can't lie, and her thoughts are written all over her face. It seems her intelligence hasn't improved much since we first met.

Still a fool.

(End of this chapter)