Simultaneous travel: My sons all have the qualities of an emperor

Chapter 415 Kung Fu Panda and Ultraman (Entertainment Chapter, not required to subscribe)
Gu Ming's high school grades were not ideal.

Uh, wrong, it was Gu Ming who transmigrated, and he even transmigrated into the body of a goose.

As luck would have it, Gu Ming also discovered that this place was called Peace Valley, where he ran a noodle shop and had a panda son named A Bao.

Very well, the truth has come out; it turns out to be Kung Fu Panda World.

hiss~
Gu Ming was initially very excited, as this was a classic childhood anime, but then he fell into deep thought. He realized that his transmigration to this world might not be such a good thing.
This is a world of animals, and apart from kung fu, Gu Ming can't understand why this world attracts him.

There are no spiders named Internet, no diverse games, the entertainment is extremely primitive, and oh, there are no human girls yet.

What use does he have for this iron rod?
But there's an old Chinese saying: "Since we're already here..."

Gu Ming quickly adjusted his mindset and decided to pursue what he was most interested in in this world—kung fu.

That evening, Gu Ming eagerly inquired about how to become an apprentice, only to receive a straightforward reply: no older people wanted.

Unwilling to believe in fate, Gu Ming went and met with a brick wall. Not only was he told that older people were not wanted, but the other party also said that his physical constitution was too poor and that he would easily hurt his back if he practiced martial arts.

At this point, Gu Mingsheng had nothing left to do but focus on running his noodle shop to support himself and his son.

Fortunately, his noodle shop business is booming, and with Gu Mingtian making some delicious food every day and playing with pandas on weekdays, he can manage to get by.

However, the only drawback is that several years have passed in the blink of an eye, and the voices and smiles of the teachers in my mind have become increasingly faint, to the point that Gu Mingwang sighs.

One day, Gu Ming came out of the toilet. Well, he didn't use any toilet paper. He couldn't even remember the teacher, so what was the point of using any? Even fantasizing needs basic rules.

Fortunately, a job posting for the Dragon Warrior has recently been put up at his noodle shop.

It's worth mentioning that Gu Ming is more open-minded than the original father, and instead of insisting that Po inherit the small noodle shop, he supports Po learning martial arts.

Well, the so-called martial arts training just meant letting Ah Bao fight randomly in the yard on a regular basis.

Once upon a time, a martial arts-trained rhinoceros was amazed by the noodles made by Gu Ming and, at Gu Ming's invitation, decided to give A Bao some pointers.

The cow came in smiling, then left clutching its head in pain.

There's no other reason than that teaching a struggling student is just too painful.

According to the rhinoceros, Po has no talent for martial arts, his limbs are not flexible, and his comprehension is not high. In short, he is simply a martial arts failure.

Gu Ming scoffed at this and then decided to personally teach the students.

Although Gu Ming didn't know anything about martial arts, he did know A Bao.

He was able to master a blank Dragon Manual without needing iron fingers. What does this mean? It means that Po is a believer!

So, from that day on, Gu Ming began to mysteriously pull A Bao into the courtyard.

“Abao, now that things have come to this, your father will no longer hide it from you. In fact, our family is a renowned martial arts family, and the martial arts skills of our ancestors throughout the ages are all top-notch in the world.”

"It's just that your father wasn't talented enough to inherit the family's secret techniques, but you're different. Your father saw at a glance that you have exceptional talent for martial arts and can learn the family's secret techniques. So, how about it, do you want to learn?"

At that moment, Po's panda eyes lit up, and he asked in confusion:
"But Dad, didn't you say before that Grandpa ran a noodle shop, and Grandpa's father also ran a noodle shop, and he won it by playing mahjong?"

"Do you still want to learn?"

"miss you!"

So, Gu Ming took out the martial arts manual he had written overnight, the ink still wet.

But Ah Bao, who was only focused on the martial arts manual, didn't care at all.

Holding the Buddha's Palm, the Eighteen Subduing Dragon Palms, and Tai Chi, they watched with great interest, even mimicking each move.

Gu Ming kept cheering as A Bao demonstrated:

"Good, that 'Grasp the Sparrow's Tail' move was well done! And that 'Dragon Soars to Regret' is at least 30% of our ancestor's level. Ah Bao, you are truly an unparalleled martial arts prodigy!"

As a result, A Bao's confidence grew, and Gu Ming secretly spent money to hire someone to be his sparring partner and deliberately lose to A Bao. Thus, the martial arts of the mind were established!

The nonsensical Eighteen Subduing Dragon Palms can actually be used by Po to form a dragon shape, and Tai Chi can actually have Tai Chi energy.

Gu Ming was so impressed by what he saw that he wanted to practice what he had just written, but then he thought that his life was more important. He decided to tell A Bao that he had a set of martial arts that could cleanse the blood and marrow, and have A Bao massage him. That would achieve the same effect.

So, looking at the epic-level enhanced A Bao, and then at the notice posted in the noodle shop, Gu Ming was very excited to see how the plot would develop in the future.

"Dad, look!"

Gu Ming nodded with a smile, "Go ahead, maybe you'll be the next Dragon Hero."

"Okay, Dad."

Ah Bao let out a whoosh, kicking up a thick cloud of dust that made Gu Ming cough repeatedly.

This argument led to the creation of a chat group.

In the blink of an eye, a peerless master, even more overpowered than Po, was born.

However, Gu Ming, who had become a peerless master, did not immediately go to see the lively recruitment meeting for the Divine Dragon Hero at the Jade Emperor Palace, nor did he unleash his great power.

Instead, it silently transformed into human form and then received a portion of Slaanesh transmitted from Gu Ming of the hentai.

The iron rod has been gathering dust for years, but today it finally has a chance to be used!
Fair skin, beautiful face, and long legs represent boundless pleasure and wonderful lust, causing the creature to retreat like a little white rabbit:

"What do you want to do?"

"miss you!"

Afterwards, Gu Ming set up a barrier, and no matter how much Slaanesh screamed, it was useless. Evil gods are not worthy of sympathy; they should be beaten with a big stick!

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Oh, and it's worth mentioning that a few days later, an uninvited guest arrived in the Valley of Peace.

To be precise, this uninvited guest came to Gu Ming's noodle shop and ate and dashed!
This is a snow leopard wearing shorts; you can call him Big Dragon or Crippled Leopard.

As the villain in the first movie, Tai Lung was raised by the kung fu master Master Raccoon. Under Master Raccoon's influence, he practiced martial arts diligently from a young age, determined to become the Dragon Warrior.

However, everything in this world has its own laws, and the dragon was ultimately not cut out to become the Dragon Warrior, just as a peach tree will not bear oranges.

Enraged, the dragon went berserk, causing havoc in the Jade Emperor's Palace and the Valley of Peace. In the end, it was captured by the Turtle Immortal and imprisoned.

The story of the first film revolves around Po becoming the Dragon Warrior and defeating the Great Dragon.

But after Po mastered his superhuman skills, the story took another turn. "Leopard, do you know the consequences of trying to dine and dash?"

Enraged, Gu Ming grabbed a kitchen knife and confronted Da Long.

At this moment, Da Long was sitting in front of a square table, on which were stacks of bowls.

Da Long slurped down the noodles and broth in one gulp. Well, that's understandable, considering he'd been locked up in prison for so many years and hadn't had anything good to eat.

Then, those cruel eyes fixed on Gu Ming, and he said in a low voice, "Did you make these noodles?"

Gu Ming sneered: "Nonsense, hand over the money now, or you can wash dishes at the noodle shop to pay off your debt."

Da Long honestly replied, "I have no money, but considering how delicious your noodles are, I'll spare your life. From now on, you can be my cook."

"Heh, you're pretty arrogant. Even if the King of Heaven himself came today, you'd still get a beating and then have to work for me!"

Gu Ming twirled the cleaver in a beautiful flourish and decided to give the little cat in front of him a good whack.

Upon hearing this, a savage glint flashed in Da Long's eyes. This goose wouldn't shed a tear until it saw the coffin; he decided to teach it a lesson.

He then stood up, his tall figure giving off an indescribable sense of oppression, and the surrounding diners were so frightened that they got up and fled.

Some regular diners, seeing Da Long's demeanor, knew he was no pushover, and remembering their years of dining together, stammered:
"You, you mustn't do anything reckless. Mr. Ping's (Gu Ming's) son is the Dragon Hero. If you dare to lay a hand on him, you're dead."

These words should have been ignored, but as soon as they were spoken, the dragon seemed to react, its muscles bulging high, and it let out a beastly roar that echoed through the mountains and forests.

"The Dragon Warrior is your son? Interesting. That old turtle refused to acknowledge me back then. I'm curious, what is the real Dragon Warrior like, and can he be my opponent?"

"If that's the case, then let's start with you, the father of the Dragon Hero."

Having said that, Da Long charged forward, as fast as a blur. As the main villain of the first part, in terms of pure martial arts, Da Long is stronger than Prince Shen of the second part, and only weaker than Tian Sha.

He is a rare master among mortals.

Snow leopards are already incredibly fast, and with Da Long's mastery of various martial arts, their speed becomes even greater. Before the leopard arrives, a gust of wind precedes it, captivating all who behold it.

It's just a pity that the opponent he chose was the biggest bug in this world, Gu Ming, who had an invincible cheat code.

Seeing the kitten's aggressive demeanor, Gu Ming wasn't in a hurry to defeat it, but instead decided to tease it.

The cleaver in his hand drew a stunning arc; this strike required no extraordinary force whatsoever, but was a pinnacle display of skill.

With a swift swing of his blade, Da Long, who was preparing to capture his enemy in one move, suddenly felt a jolt in his heart.

He's a master, an extremely skilled one!

This strike gave him the feeling that no matter how he changed his moves, he would be defeated and die.

Da Long had cultivated his martial arts to an extremely high level. He unconditionally trusted his intuition and immediately began to retreat rapidly, sparing no effort to deplete his meridians and gather all his strength, preparing to seize an opportunity to strike.

Gu Ming didn't take the initiative to attack, but just looked at Da Long indifferently and said lightly, "Little kitty, why aren't you coming anymore? Suckling."

It is well known that most martial artists have a fiery temper, let alone Da Long, who has just fought his way out of prison and harbors anger and malice towards the world.

He bared his fangs and then swiftly attacked Gu Ming from behind, his large, thick claws reaching for his heart. If hit, even a mortal's heart would be ripped out.

Gu Ming gently spread his wings and used them to catch the palm. Then, he skillfully unleashed his power, and the dragon felt as if it had fallen into a whirlpool in the ocean, unable to control itself.

Oh no, it's a peerless master who's no less powerful than that old tortoise!

Da Long roared inwardly. Once experts exchange blows, you can tell who is better. Just from the two simple moves Gu Ming showed, he knew he was no match for him.

Then, his immense strength surged forth, and he tried to break free and escape.

However, having already fallen into the vortex, how could he escape? Gu Ming casually reached out and grabbed the dragon's tail.

"Meow!"

The damned touch made Da Long scream in surprise, but then, feeling embarrassed, he immediately covered his mouth.

Gu Ming was secretly pleased; it still had sensitive skin. He then flipped his wrist, and the leopard bound itself to its own tail.

Da Long panicked. He had never seen such an opponent before. The opponent did not display any powerful strength. Every move he made was something he could understand, but he could not dodge.

Such skill was like an old man playing with a child; Da Long even suspected that it was far superior to that old tortoise!
The other onlookers were also stunned, never expecting that Mr. Ping, who was usually so skilled in his lower body, was also so skilled in his upper body.

Suddenly, Gu Ming looked up at the Jade Emperor Palace and sensed six auras approaching. He immediately smiled.

Then, the goose spread its wings again and slapped the dragon, whose tail was tied to its own, towards its location, drawing an extremely high parabola.

Although Da Long was completely bewildered high in the air and didn't know why Gu Ming had thrown him out, he knew that now was his best chance to escape!

Then his bones creaked as he shrank back. The restraints were released, and he immediately turned back to look at Gu Ming. This damned place, he would never come back until he mastered the Divine Dragon Manual!
Surprisingly, he thought Gu Ming would be surprised to see him escape, but Gu Ming's face only showed schadenfreude.

Da Long had a bad feeling, but he couldn't figure it out, so he could only keep running with his head down.

Meanwhile, in the direction where the dragon was running, Po and the Furious Five were on their way.

They came to subdue the dragon after hearing that it had escaped. Unlike the slightly unconfident martial arts heroes of the original timeline, the current Five Heroes of the Warriors were absolutely confident in capturing the dragon.

They have Ah Bao!
Initially, apart from Serpent, the other four heroes were slightly dissatisfied with Po for taking away the title of Dragon Warrior from the sky.

But when Master Raccoon sent them to practice martial arts and even called Po along, they were stunned.

Why is this seemingly clumsy and heavy panda so skilled in basic martial arts, practicing as if it were strolling in a garden, like a master who has immersed himself in the art of martial arts for hundreds of years?

When Po showed off his skills, everyone was stunned. Then Master Shifu asked Po to spar with Pride to see how powerful Po really was.

So Po took action, unleashing the Eighteen Subduing Dragon Palms, which directly formed a golden dragon shape, securing victory with ease. The title of Dragon Warrior was truly well-deserved.

In the past few days, the Furious Five have discovered that Po seems to be omnipotent, with his swordsmanship, fist techniques, and light-footed skills all featuring special effects.

All the guys wanted to say was: You evolved secretly without me?
"You guys in front, get out of my way!" Da Long didn't dare to hold back and was moving forward at full speed when he saw A Bao and his group.

The snake spirit immediately said, "Ah Bao, stop him! You are the Dragon Warrior, only you can defeat the dragon."

When the dragon, who was running wildly, heard the snake's words, his eyes changed. The Dragon Warrior, isn't he the goose's son? If that's the case, as long as he captures Po, he's not afraid that the goose won't submit!
Simply kill two birds with one stone!
Thus, the dragon's murderous intent arose, and he prepared to launch a sudden attack, but what greeted him was a golden dragon shape.

DaLong: ? ? ?
No, buddy, are we practicing martial arts while you're cultivating immortality?
(End of this chapter)