Simultaneous travel: My sons all have the qualities of an emperor

Chapter 422 Dear Song, take this Storm Nebula Split!

Jingyang Ridge, three bowls of rice and you're done, with the character "王" (king) above your head.

The buffs are fully stacked!
Gu Ming fell into deep thought again. In this era, are tigers considered protected animals? If there really was a beloved pine tree, would that person still hit him?
"Why does Your Majesty show any doubt?"

A powerful and imposing voice reached Gu Ming's ears. Gu Ming turned his head and saw that it was a tiger-eared girl.

Two fluffy tiger ears grow on its head, with a handsome face, fair skin, and a body covered in colorful tiger skin. It has a hot body and a tail that swings back and forth behind its rear.

Long-forgotten memories washed over Gu Ming. It turned out that although this place was the Song Dynasty, it also felt somewhat ambiguous, perhaps a hybrid era of the Immortal and Martial Song Dynasty.

According to Gu Ming's memory, he was the ruler of this mountain, a thousand-year-old tiger demon who had cultivated himself into a spirit, while the one who had just spoken was his mate, who had also cultivated herself into a spirit over a long period of time.

Hmm, very good. Two tigers cannot share one mountain, unless one is male and the other female.

Besides the tiger demon on Jingyang Ridge, Gu Ming also remembered that there were cultivators in the world. Moreover, the world was in great chaos, and a demon star had descended to the barbarian lands, transforming into a golden man, devouring dragon energy, and wreaking havoc on the world.

They even sent someone to Jingyanggang to make him a traitor to the Song Dynasty, since he was originally a mountain king, living a carefree and leisurely life.

He didn't care about whether the Jin envoy was a traitor or not; he was just very dissatisfied with the way the Jin envoy spoke to him in such a commanding tone. So, without saying a word, he directly crushed the Jin envoy.

The fate of the Song Dynasty was precarious and hanging by a thread, so the heavens sent down 108 generals, including 36 Heavenly Spirits and 72 Earthly Fiends, to save the world.

A few days ago, a group of cultivators claiming to be disciples of Mount Shu came to cause him trouble. At that time, he happened to be down the mountain looking for food, and the group of Mount Shu disciples picked up their swords and tried to bully Gu Ming's widow and her children.

Gu Ming arrived just in time and quickly dispatched the group of Shu Mountain disciples. However, those disciples were protected by magical treasures and fled quickly when they sensed something was wrong, thus creating a grudge between them.

That's not all. To the south there is the Nanzhao Kingdom, and within its borders there is a sect called the Moon Worship Cult. They came to his mountain and said that Gu, a man of extraordinary talent, was perfect for their leader to ride.

Before the original owner of the body was even angry, Tiger Ears Mother was already furious. "You dare to ride my woman? How dare you covet my tiger whip!"

Then the tiger women let out a roar and slaughtered the Moon Worship Cult members, leaving only one or two with decent cultivation levels to escape.

After sorting through all the things in his memory, Gu Ming couldn't hold back any longer.

What a chaotic world! The Song Dynasty, the Jin Dynasty, the Demon Star, the Divine Star, and the Nanzhao Kingdom—it's a complete free-for-all!

The original owner was even more outrageous: he became a mountain king, offending the Song Dynasty; he killed the Jurchen envoy; he showed no respect to the demon star; he fought against the largest gang in the Nanzhao Kingdom; and he was also a tiger-slaying hero destined for him.

Oh no~ We're doomed.

Thinking of this, Gu Ming's vision went black and he almost fainted. Seeing this, Tiger Ears Girl quickly ran over to help Gu Ming up and leaned him against her high breasts.

Completely out of instinct, Gu Ming didn't hesitate for a moment, and used one of his tiger claws to climb up.

Tiger-eared Girl blushed instantly when she thought of Gu Ming's imposing presence. She bit Gu Ming's ear with her bright red lips and pounced on him with her hot breath: "Your Majesty~~ do you want some?"

Gu Minghu's body trembled. He didn't care about anything else. He could deal with the future later. The most important thing was to seize the moment.

He then conjured a gust of demonic wind and took the tiger-eared girl back to his cave. (Ten thousand words omitted here.)

What Gu Ming didn't know was that at that very moment, a burly man came down from the mountain. He was imposing, handsome, and had an aura that was overwhelming, like a demon lord descended from heaven. He was truly a god among men.

"Waiter, waiter, bring me all the good wine and meat you have!"

Wu Song shouted boldly.

"Oh, sir, other places call you 'waiter,' but our place is different. You can call me 'third.'"

Wu Song frowned slightly: "Everyone in the world is a mistress, how come yours has become a mistress?"

The waiter pointed to the banners outside and laughed, "The customer just asked me if we had any good wine. These three bowls of wine are proof of that, and also the origin of my name, Xiao San."

Upon hearing this, Wu Song was even more delighted: "Come on up quickly, this wine has an alcohol content."

The shop assistant chuckled and replied, "It's homemade wine, so it doesn't have much alcohol content. It's just that no one can drink more than three bowls."

Then the waiter scooped out three bowls from a large wine vat behind the house. Wu Song took them and drank them all down in one gulp, but still felt unsatisfied afterward.

They wanted to serve more, which stumped the shopkeeper. He thought, what if someone got drunk and died? Wouldn't his shop be doomed?
However, Wu Song was so imposing that the innkeeper dared not utter a word under his glare and could only do as he was told.

Thus, in this world where the upper limit has been drastically raised, Wu Song far surpasses the original timeline, drinking eighty-one bowls of wine before finally getting drunk and preparing to continue his journey.

This is because the wine is brewed with water from the Hundred Old Spring, one of the seventy-two divine springs for brewing wine in the world. It has its own magical properties. Otherwise, even with Wu Song's skills, he might not have gotten drunk.

But the waiter panicked. There was a tiger in Jingyanggang! And now that it was getting dark, even if he wasn't drunk, let alone a drunkard, he couldn't pass by easily.

No matter how the innkeeper tried to persuade him, Wu Song ignored him. In fact, fueled by alcohol, he angrily accused the innkeeper of trying to get him to stay overnight so he could rob and kill him.

In this way, the shopkeeper didn't want to get involved anymore; there's no reason to keep trying to win someone over.

So, Wu Song went up the mountain drunk. As for the so-called mountain lord, he didn't take him seriously at all. His superhuman strength and martial prowess were no joke.

As he walked, not only did the alcohol take effect, but he also became sleepy. Wu Song, being spontaneous, fell asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.

And he slept until sunset and nightfall before Gu Ming finished.

Tiger-eared Girl was incredibly hot, but Gu Ming, as a White-browed Mountain Lord with piercing eyes, was not called a Pure Yang Body for nothing, so he was still not satisfied.

Seeing the tiger-eared girl fast asleep from exhaustion, Gu Ming suppressed his desires.

Then another thought came to mind: since a tiger would die on Jingyanggang Mountain, why should that tiger be him?

But as soon as the thought crossed his mind, Gu Ming immediately apologized and decided to go outside for some fresh air and think about a way to break the deadlock in the future.

Having just enjoyed himself with the Tiger-Eared Girl, Gu Ming was in human form. However, the process was too intense, and his clothes were completely torn. Going out naked was too shameful for Gu Ming, so he transformed back into his demon form.

Thus, the mountain king made a nighttime journey to Jingyang Ridge.

Along the way, Gu Ming fell into deep thought, walking further and further away, thinking about his own messy affairs, but the more he thought about it, the more headaches he got, and he couldn't find a solution at all.

Then, a gust of evening wind blew in and woke Gu Ming up. He was stuck in a quagmire, constantly thinking about fighting against those people.

But those were all enormous creatures, far beyond his reach. If he couldn't beat them, could he at least outrun them?
Before Wu Erlang went up the mountain and before the Moon Worshiper of Mount Shu came to seek revenge, he simply made a quick getaway and found a remote town. Wouldn't that be wonderful?

Once he figured it out, Gu Ming immediately shouted excitedly; he was simply a genius.

Instantly, the tiger roared through the mountains and forests, shaking all the beasts and birds. Wu Song, also awakened from his sleep by the roar, was not far from Gu Ming. He immediately grabbed his staff and shouted:
"Oh dear! What kind of demon is causing trouble? Wu Song is here, why don't you surrender!"

For a moment, Gu Ming, who was excitedly shouting, froze. Upon hearing the name Wu Song, he felt a sense of utter disbelief.

No, are you kidding me?!
Are you really not allowing any room for error at all?

Wu Song awoke with a start from his dream, and hearing the fierce roar of the tiger from before, even his heart, which was filled with the spirit of a star god, couldn't help but pound. He knew that a fierce battle was about to take place that night.

But when the tiger's roar abruptly stopped, the night was thick and foggy, and the silence was eerily quiet, a sense of foreboding arose in his heart.

He then hatched another plan and deliberately shouted, "What kind of monster is that ahead? I, Wu Song, have seen you! Stop hiding!"

Gu Ming had just transmigrated, and when it came to cunning in battle, he was no match for Wu Song, a veteran of countless battles. He initially wanted to come out directly, but then he thought, no, what if it's a trap?

But if he remained silent, Wu Song would lean forward, and he would be exposed anyway.

Therefore, Gu Ming calmed himself down and decided to make a decision that went against the Tiger Ancestor's will. He deliberately raised his voice and spoke through his throat:

"Meow~~~~"

That meow was so enchanting and captivating, it sent shivers down one's spine.

When Wu Song heard this, he was stunned. It was a cat. There was a cat in the mountains at night?
Just then, a tiger roared again from the forest. Gu Ming recognized the sound as the Tiger-Eared Mother's cry.

Wu Song immediately glared and, without saying a word, rushed towards Tiger Ears Girl. As he ran, he was like a humanoid Tyrannosaurus Rex. In terms of explosive power, even Gu Ming's current Mountain Lord body could not match him!
Gu Ming, who was hiding in the shadows, had his expression change repeatedly.

Why are there so many unexpected things happening tonight?

He wanted to leave and go, but he couldn't bear to. In the end, his heart was filled with bitterness, and he hid in the shadows and quietly left, in the opposite direction from Wu Song.

After a short while, Gu Ming returned on the wind, his aura fierce, and he let out an even more ferocious roar.

Damn it, I was given a second chance at life anyway, so let's fuck them!
The cultivation of the Thousand-Year Mountain Lord was not to be underestimated. With all his might, Gu Ming caught up with Wu Song. Wu Song also noticed a strong wind rising behind him. As the saying goes, the wind follows the tiger and the clouds follow the dragon.

When Gu Ming stopped being so submissive, the might of the Mountain Lord was fully revealed!
Wu Song immediately stopped in his tracks, feeling uneasy. Two tiger demons?

His eyes then flashed with cold light, like a lion shaking the heavens, sandwiched between two large, striped tigers, yet he did not lose the slightest bit of his imposing presence.

Tiger-eared woman sensed Wu Song's extraordinary nature, so she did not act rashly, but only stared at him intently. Now in her demon form, she was no longer the charming and alluring woman she was with Gu Ming, and she was simply captivating.

Gu Ming looked at the man in front of him and said in a deep voice, "Human, considering how difficult your cultivation has been, leave quickly and I may spare your life!"

Although he was very uneasy, he decided to lie to Wu Song first, hoping to get him to leave without bloodshed.

After all, the Wu Song in the original story was not an ordinary person, and now he has truly become a star deity descended to earth. Gu Ming said he was not stupid to fight such a person.

Upon hearing this, Wu Song was also extremely surprised and replied:

"Considering the difficulty of my cultivation, have you ever spared the passersby? If you can't give me a proper answer, I, Wu Song, will risk my life to capture you."

Gu Ming's lips twitched, and he cursed inwardly, "This Wu Song is really bored and meddling in other people's business."

As for whether it harms people, let's not talk about distant examples, but more recently, there was the death of a person who worshipped the moon in the Great Jin Dynasty and Mount Shu.

Gu Ming hesitated for a moment.

Tiger-eared woman said, "Whether we harm people or not is none of your business. Today, my king is kind-hearted and is letting you go. Don't be ungrateful."

Wu Song, a man of strong character and still under the influence of alcohol, burst into laughter upon hearing Tiger-Eared Woman's words, revealing his ferocious nature:
"How dare you speak to me like that? Hmph, I bet you've killed a lot of people. Today, I, Wu Song, will act on behalf of Heaven!"

Then, Wu Song mustered his strength and blood, and the sound of flowing rivers and seas reverberated within his body. His blood and energy rose like smoke. Then, he used the Jade Ring Step and the Mandarin Duck Leg to charge towards Tiger Ear Girl.

First kill the weak, then kill the strong!
Upon seeing this, Gu Ming roared to the sky and pounced like a swift wind and thunder, causing the earth to shake violently and terrifyingly.

Seeing Gu Ming's astonishing speed, Wu Song stretched out his cudgel to block, but it was just an ordinary object and shattered upon contact. His expression changed drastically, and he twisted his waist to dodge the attack.

Once they clashed, they each gained an understanding of the other's strength.

Gu Ming: 'In terms of physique and speed alone, he's inferior to me; he can only rely on agility. The advantage lies with me.'

Wu Song: 'He is indeed a wild beast, completely unruly. With my superb martial arts skills, I am sure I can defeat him!'

So the man and the tiger started spinning in place, neither of them launching an attack rashly. The tiger-eared woman was even ordered to stay in place by Gu Ming's gaze.

Just then, Wu Song suddenly pulled a short knife from his pocket. The knife flashed as it cut through the leather pouch, giving Gu Ming an extremely dangerous feeling.

Gu Ming: ? ? ?
No, didn't Wu Song fight the tiger with his bare hands? How come he's pulling out a divine weapon now? Have you no shame?
Gu Ming was silent for a moment: "Human, you still have a chance. I'm letting you go, so don't take it for granted."

Wu Song laughed heartily, realizing that Gu Ming was all bark and no bite: "I'd like to see what you can do to me."

Just then, a sense of aura surged from the south, and a person floated in mid-air, exuding an air of melancholy and even philosophical detachment.

"Young brother, this tiger demon has a connection with me. Why don't you give it to me?"

He then looked at the tiger-eared girl, his expression slightly taken aback: "Lu Wu's aura..."

But before the words had even faded, sword light flashed in the sky again, and a loud shout rang out: "Disciples of Shu Mountain, come to subdue the demon!"

That wasn't all. A sinister laugh echoed from the north: "Anyone who does business with the Jin Dynasty must die!"

Gu Ming was completely stunned. Wait, did you guys plan this? You all arrived so in unison.

A bitter feeling welled up inside me; it was all over now, with absolutely no way out.

Immediately, a voice sounded in my ear: "[The 'Father's Status Rises with His Son' Chat Group Invites You to Join...]"

Gu Ming: !!!
Then, the tiger's eyes closed slightly, and opened them again after a moment, making everyone present feel uneasy.

Immediately, Gu Ming looked at Wu Song first, a sinister smile appearing on his lips: "Just now, you were the one who screamed the loudest, weren't you?"

"Take this Storm Nebula Split!"

Then, a blazing light appeared between heaven and earth.

(End of this chapter)