Just became the Fighting Buddha, the chat group just came

Chapter 103: Are there hearts in your eyes?

[Sun Wukong]: "How determined are you to say such things?"

[Earth Will]: "As long as it can help me escape the erosion of the Void Realm, I am willing to do anything."

Sun Wukong looked at the Earth Will and said playfully, "Oh, really?"

"How about you sign a contract with me?"

[Earth Will]: "Another contract?!"

The Earth's will in the starry universe was confused. She is now extremely sensitive to contracts.

Before she heard the word "contract", she had expectations for this strange chat group, hoping that there was an advanced civilization there.

Hope can come to her aid and save the dying planet.

But when Sun Wukong said the word "contract", she was scared.

It is said that the four vendors of the Void Realm are: Threads of Life, Ghoul of the World, Instrument of Desire, Whisper of the Void, and Reincarnation of the End.

However, some people also call them: Nurgle, Khorne, Slaanesh, Tzeentch, and the Round God.

The Earth Will is afraid that the so-called chat group is just a disguise of the great demon Tzeentch in the virtual world.

Tzeentch is a cunning evil god who likes to use tricks to create endless chaos. He feels that only the chaos created by tricks can reflect his wisdom.

"If you are willing to do anything, it carries such a heavy weight. If you can't do it, don't just ask for it."

Sun Wukong bluntly stated in the group chat: "Everything has its cause and effect. Do you want to take on my cause and effect?"

The Earth Will fell silent. She slowly left the group chat, not daring to reply a single word.

"I have no regrets after striking a blow. I will follow my own path. Everyone in this world struggles. You are afraid after all."

She now suspected that the group was full of Jianqi's smurfs, deliberately trying to trick her into signing the contract.

"Run away? What a pity!" Sun Wukong looked at the Earth Will which had not responded for a long time.

I didn't expect that I would be so smart and scare the other person away.

[Sun Wukong]: "Since the Earth Will doesn't respond, let's talk later."

"September, I remember I gave you the hair. Did you keep it afterwards?"

[September]: "Ah, Great Sage, I was just about to tell you this. Your hair avatar is missing. I don't know who bailed him out."

[Sun Wukong]: "Okay, I understand. Then I will go into your world and summon you back."

[Group member Sun Wukong requests to join your world. Do you agree? ]

"The Great Sage has come in."

Jiu Yue, a group member, shuddered, stood up, and looked around. Instant noodle buckets and snack bags were everywhere, surrounding him like a big garbage dump.

"It's broken. I've been bragging to my friends in the group and haven't cleaned up or washed my hair yet."

Jiu Yue turned over nervously, took out her nine tails, and threw all the things in her house into the tails.

"Fortunately, my tail has a lot of space to hide these garbage."

"I haven't put makeup on my face yet. Wouldn't it be embarrassing to meet the Monkey King like this? Forget it, I'll just turn into a fox head."

The clever Jiu Yue turned into a human body with a fox head. When she felt it was about time, she clicked to agree, and a blue vortex appeared in front of her.

She looked expectantly at the portal that had once seen the hair-like incarnation of Sun Wukong.

The style of painting is completely different from my own, it is so exquisite, as if it came out of a TV drama.

In comparison, they look like they were drawn casually.

Jiu Yue looked at the portal expectantly, wondering what the real person looked like.

A warm glow pierced the room as blue swirled through the golden light.

A man covered in golden light walked out.

"Wow—that's so dazzling! Great Sage, please turn off the special effects."

"Well, wait a minute."

Sun Wukong seemed to be lost in thought, and his divine light automatically resonated with the world. Then Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and died at the speed of light.

As Sun Wukong passed away, he then drew back his divine light and was reborn into Nirvana.

Sun Wukong opened his eyes and said, "Jiuyue, your place is quite interesting."

He was wearing a robe with golden eyeliner and sparkling eyes. He stood there, full of vigor and vitality, just like the Monkey King back then.

"Beautiful, beautiful Monkey King!"

Jiu Yue looked at Sun Wukong in shock.

The Monkey King doesn't talk much in the group, and his speech is usually in classical Chinese, so much so that Jiu Yue always thought that the Monkey King looked like a Buddha wearing a red robe.

"Oh, I haven't worn this outfit for a long time. It feels really good."

Sun Wukong smiled playfully, his palms spread out. During his time in the Journey to the West, he had practiced the 'Cause and Effect Transmigration Method'. Through the traceable laws of cause and effect, he sensed that the Hair Avatar wasn't dangerous, so he came in person.

When he entered this world, an invisible operating rule came into effect.

This is the characteristic rule of the non-human world: white skin, big eyes and human body.

Basically, any being with some Taoist skills will transform into a human with white skin and big eyes.

Sun Wukong naturally did not want to be affected by it. Under the reflection of his innate spiritual light, he was reborn from Nirvana, rejecting the common sense of this world, and a square slowly emerged in Sun Wukong's palm.

【Module: Buddha Body】

[Category: Character Design]

[How to obtain: Transform yourself into a Buddha, master the ten powers; cross the Lingyun single-plank bridge and be reborn.]

[Effect: Shedding the body of flesh and blood, loving each other is the original spirit. Today, when the practice is complete, one will become a Buddha, cleansing the six six dusts of the past.]

"It's an interesting world. Through Nirvana, I eliminated this module, which symbolizes the Buddha's body and personality."

"This modular power, after being assembled and matched, could also have the potential to transcend."

Sun Wukong smiled and felt this world. It seemed that there were countless parallel worlds in this world, and the diversion of time made them real.

Using the parallel world portal researched by the Jade Emperor, he can open these inhuman parallel worlds with his own Taoism.

"Great Sage, our group members won't arrive until this afternoon, how about you watch some TV?"

Sun Wukong smiled and said, "That's all right. Just do what you need to do. I'm going to go out and look for the Hair Incarnation to see where it went."

Jiu Yue, with a fox-like hairstyle, secretly rejoiced: "Okay, then I'll go take a shower first, and then I'll go look for it with you, okay?"

Jiu Yue was still very worried about Sun Wukong, fearing that he was not familiar with the modern world and would cause more trouble.

The last time it was born, it shone with divine light. The scene was so spectacular that its second aunt, who had been missing for many years, came out to bathe in the divine light and chase its star.

"also."

Jiuyue quickly prepared a change of clothes and prepared to take a shower in preparation for the afternoon party.

"Great Sage, here are some snacks, please help yourself."

Sun Wukong waved his hand: "Okay, you go ahead and do your work."

Listening to Jiu Yue leaving, Sun Wukong slowly closed his eyes. He was going to try to sense the other self in this world first, project his virtual other self into this world, and comprehend the cultivation method of this world.

He sat cross-legged, forming a seal with his hands, creating a blank shadow from himself, ready to step into the long river of time.

At this moment, the door of September's apartment suddenly rang, and a man who looked very similar to September walked over.

September’s brother, November.

He saw Sun Wukong at a glance and his eyes lit up.

"Has my sister's taste changed? Do you like monkeys now?"

Then the sound of the shower in the bathroom was heard, and November's face changed.

"Maybe I came at the wrong time."

"No, you came just in time."

Sun Wukong opened his eyes and looked at the person who came with a sharp gaze.

"What a scumbag quote!"

November looked at Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong's handsome face and flashing golden eyes were very eye-catching.

He was caught in a brainstorm.

"Could it be that this is a scumbag monkey, trying to take advantage of the siblings' shared meal? I've heard that monkeys are lustful and lewd, and that some powerful monsters often go around abducting attractive women. Some are called Shenchun Gong, some are called Shuashua Sanlang, and there are also Zhou Jia and Bo Fu. They are extremely lustful. The bold male monkeys call themselves the Great Sage Equaling Heaven and the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, and the female monkeys call themselves the Old Mother of Mount Li."

Sun Wukong's eyes went dark. "That's enough. I just want to take a strand of your fox hair for research. Don't let your imagination run wild."

November: "You can actually read minds?!"

Sun Wukong pointed at his face and picked up the mirror on the table: "You have written your expression on your face."

"I don't understand why your eyes are filled with love."

"It's common sense to have hearts in your eyes when you're fantasizing!"

"Common sense! I think I should chant the Great Compassion Mantra to brainwash you."

November wiped his face and raised his thumb: "I was shocked, it turns out you are really a Buddhist monkey, I thought you wanted to eat brother and sister rice."

"Wait, your look—huh?"

"Imitating an international superstar, Mr. Liu?"

"Brother, your clothes are exactly the same as on TV. Let's take a picture."

Sun Wukong clenched his fists: "Have you ever learned face-changing? And that artist's last name is not Liu."

(End of this chapter)