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Chapter 114: It's a different era now, and we're still using traditional divination
"Good morning, Lielie. This is Nezha who has been staying at the Bodhisattva's house recently."

Jiu Yue picked up a child in her arms and showed it to Ao Lie.

Ao Lie had just woken up, and with his sleepy eyes he was still unaware of the danger that was approaching.

He was stunned for a moment, blinked, and his eyes fell on Nezha.

Nezha's big eyes were clear but calm, his pupils were like a pool of deep water, with no visible ripples and no way to guess his emotions.

The air suddenly condensed.

"Hey!"

Ao Lie covered his stomach, his face pale: "Isn't this Nezha who can pull out dragon tendons?"

"Don't let him get near me, okay?"

Jiu Yue put Nezha down and smiled awkwardly: "Don't react so strongly, okay? What's done is done. We'll meet again eventually, right?"

She pushed Nezha forward, and Nezha naturally spun around and collided with Ao Lie.

A pair of bright eyes sparkled, and Nezha's eyes met Ao Lie's.

Nezha! This is the Nezha with his skin peeled off and his tendons pulled out!

Ever since the incident during the Shang Dynasty where Nezha beat up the Third Prince of the East Sea and had his tendons and skin peeled off, Nezha has become a childhood shadow for the dragons of the four seas.

If there is a disobedient young dragon in trouble, parents often use Nezha to scare it. Over time, the name of Nezha can stop the child from crying.

When Ao Lie was stared at by Nezha, it was like seeing Cthulhu. His eyes turned black, his body convulsed, and his stomach ached.

Ao Lie's mouth was churning and he leaned against the wall to vomit, spewing out a bunch of deep-sea fish.

Nezha held up a hairy crab and gave a thumbs up: "Let's have seafood hotpot tonight."

Ao Lie leaned against the wall and shouted towards the door, "Big Brother, come and save me!"

"Oh?" Nezha turned his head and looked inside the door, seeing Sun Wukong holding a book of Zi Wei Dou Shu and counting with his fingers.

Sun Wukong seemed to sense something and turned to look at Nezha: "Hey, here you come, brother."

"Give me back my game console!"

"No."

Sun Wukong shook his head. His incarnation had lived in Guanyin's house for a period of time and often played games with Nezha.

Nezha couldn't beat himself, so he tried to use the golden hoop on himself, but he ended up trapping Nezha instead, and took away his game console while leaving.

Nezha pouted, his face expressionless, but tears fell like pearls from a broken string, making people feel very pitiful.

"Okay, stop playing innocent. Help me figure out where Bo Yikao is, and I'll give you the game console back!"

Sun Wukong handed over the Zi Wei Dou Shu.

Because there is a natural law in this world, and this natural law has a certain kind of intelligence that instinctively rejects itself.

When he was calculating for the Emperor of Purple Star, he often miscalculated the position, and felt as if he was being obscured by the laws of nature.

If you can’t figure it out yourself, ask someone else to do it.

Nezha had a blank expression on his face and did not take the Zi Wei Dou Shu scripture.

He barely passed his primary school math test, and you want me to calculate for Ziwei Emperor?
Sun Wukong looked at Nezha, and Sun Wukong understood him from Nezha's resentful little white eyes.

Nezha in this world doesn’t have enough education.

He looked at the people around him and found that none of them had any Taoist skills, except Nezha.

But this Nezha hasn’t even graduated from elementary school yet!

"What a miscalculation."

Sun Wukong covered his forehead with his hands. He had heard Bai Ze talk about the Purple Star Emperor. The Purple Star Emperor in this world was the Lord of the Stars and the Grandmaster of All Things. He could observe time and often contemplated the wonders of the universe.

Since this Emperor Ziwei can observe time, discussing the Dao with him will definitely be beneficial, which is also the reason why he stays here.

But now, due to the rejection of heaven and earth, he couldn't find that existence.

Sun Wukong smiled helplessly.

"If the laws of nature in this world still reject me, then I have no choice but to use another scientific and effective method." Sun Wukong's words caught everyone's attention. Does the Great Sage have any other good ideas?

Sun Wukong took out a notebook, put it on the coffee table and started typing, and countless codes flashed on the computer screen.

Jiu Yue took a look and exclaimed, "No way! Great Sage, how did you adapt to modern society so quickly?"

"You've only been here a few days, right?"

Sun Wukong: "On the first day I arrived, I read all about the humanities and history of your world. What else do I not understand?"

"Okay, Bo Yikao has been found."

A piece of character information appeared on the notebook, along with Bo Yikao's real-time location.

Jiu Yue widened her eyes; the scene before her was beyond her imagination.

The Great Sage uses technology instead of magic to tell fortunes!

"Great Sage, how did you do that?"

"They hacked into the Heavenly Court's Conferred God List employee database, retrieved Bo Yikao's personal file, and then tracked his whereabouts."

Jiu Yue was stunned: "No, Great Sage, you can also open the box!"

"How refreshing! Fortune-telling must also keep up with the development of the times."

Sun Wukong looked up at the sky and laughed: "What era is it now? Who still uses traditional divination? It's time to give the sky technology!"

Bo Yikao pricked up his rabbit ears and smiled with his eyes narrowed.

Opposite him was a red fox lady.

He looked at the red fox lady, his heart pounding: "Miss, I don't know why, but whenever I see you, my heart starts beating so fast."

"Can I add you on WeChat?"

"Oh, is it so."

The red fox opposite appeared calm on the surface, but was actually very panicked inside.

She is Daji, who originally wanted to play the role of a working girl who went hunting for rich and handsome men.

Who would have thought that I would meet Bo Yikao!
Back then, Bo Yikao was killed by her and his body was made into meatballs to feed his father Ji Chang.

The hatred between them was beyond words, until they learned that the other party had been deified, and was the Emperor of Ziwei.

She has been hiding in Bo Yikao all these years. Who would have thought that when she came out to hook up with handsome guys, she would actually run into Bo Yikao.

"It's over!"

Daji was sweating profusely. Looking at Bo Yikao's blushing face, her body felt numb. She thought to herself, "Is that a feeling of excitement? It's clearly a feeling of hatred."

"Don't ever think about this, or you'll be dead!"

At this time, another group of people came into the restaurant. Daji looked at the people who came and found that it was her granddaughter Jiuyue.

Daji quickly took out her phone and exchanged social media accounts with Bo Yikao, then said, "Sir, another customer has arrived. If you don't have anything else to do, why don't you let the next customer order?"

Bo Yikao smiled and said, "Okay."

Sun Wukong watched this scene and sensed that the Emperor Ziwei was sleeping in Bo Yikao's body.

He remembered a legend. After hearing that Bo Yikao was made into meatballs, Ji Chang pretended not to know and ate them. After returning to his hometown of Xiqi, he vomited out three rabbits, which were the three souls of Bo Yikao.

Bo Yikao is now just a soul, and the other two are not here.

Sun Wukong stopped Bo Yikao and said, "Bo Yikao, I have long heard of your great name."

Bo Yikao looked at the monkey in front of him and scratched his head: "Who are you? Oh, oh, oh, I know who you are."

"The Monkey King from another world."

"May I ask what may I do for you?"

"I'm here to discuss Dao with the Purple Star Emperor. Can you please let the Emperor come out?"

(End of this chapter)