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Chapter 12 Group Live Broadcast, Where Are the Gods? !
"Old man, give us a ride."

Sun Wukong moved forward slightly, squeezed through the golden bridge and caught up with Taishang Laojun. He bowed to Laojun with a smile.

Laojun was riding a cow and walking steadily on the bridge, but he was suddenly disturbed by this gangster. The bridge surface was rippling and quite turbulent.

"Hurry up and get down, Monkey Head! Why are you using your own golden light to rub against the Taoist's golden bridge?"

Wukong jokingly said, "Holding the golden light is too tiring, so naturally I have to rub the old man's bridge."

The cow that Laojun was sitting on grunted twice and took laborious steps forward. Sun Wukong patted the cow and laughed, "What a good cow! Laojun, please lend me your cow to use as a footrest."

"You monkey is asking for a beating!" When Laojun heard that the monkey was thinking about his cow again, he immediately became unable to sit still and prepared to roll up his sleeves and give him a beating with a hammer.

Laojun was a burly man, nine feet tall. His arms, hidden in his sleeves, were unexpectedly as thick as tree stumps.

Wukong smiled awkwardly: "Just kidding, I don't need your Niuniu anymore."

After saying this, he and the Jade Emperor turned into golden light and left. The monkey turned around and laughed meaningfully.

Seeing him acting cute, Laojun smiled smugly and sat on the ox. Suddenly, his body went cold and his expression changed drastically: "Oh no, my belt!"

"Damn monkey, you stole my golden rope."

Golden light flew from the east and slowly descended from the clouds. Sun Wukong waved his hand towards the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor saw the rope in the monkey's hand and could not help but sigh: "Your cloud-reaching hand is truly unmatched."

"Well, it's not worth mentioning. I just want to piss off this old man. I've been sneezing a lot lately, and it feels like this old man is sniffing at me from behind."

The Jade Emperor glanced at him lightly and thought to himself: Is this monkey so inspired?

A few days ago, they were indeed discussing how to create a surprise force to attack the Dark Supreme of the Chaos Sea.

Tai Shang suggested that they place a fake body outside the realm, and the real body could hide in the purple gold gourd. When the dark turmoil came, Sun Wukong would throw out the purple gold gourd to recruit surprise attacks.

The Jade Emperor responded: "Has the old man gone mad from practicing medicine? What kind of drug did he take to come up with such a scheme?"

The Jade Emperor cast his gaze towards Shangqing Heaven. Auspicious clouds of five colors floated endlessly across the sky. The cries of white cranes echoed through the Nine Heavens, and the purple mushrooms were radiant with color, with thousands of petals spread out.

It is truly worthy of being the Taoist temple of Yuanshi Tianzun. The Jade Emperor also exhaled a breath of free air. The air in Shangqingtian is so sweet.

At this time, the immortals have arrived. The immortals and Buddhas are chatting about their leisurely anecdotes. He sees the Old Mother of Mount Li and the Lady of the Nine Heavens. Oh, the female immortals are here too, huh? Female immortals!

Wait, am I forgetting something?
The Jade Emperor broke out in a cold sweat. As an old friend since his debut, he was in charge of the three realms and handled affairs. Some things were shared with him by the Queen Mother of the West.

The greater the power, the greater the responsibility. In order to prevent the immortals and gods from creating karma, the Queen Mother of the West strictly enforces the law and discipline, and she is the most tired person in the entire heaven.

The Jade Emperor only needs to stamp his approval, but the Queen Mother of the West has a lot more to consider.

The Jade Emperor felt a chill on his back and numbness in his body. If he abandoned the hardworking group in Heaven and enjoyed himself alone, which angered the Queen Mother of the West, she would definitely stop working in anger.

"Oh, Your Majesty, why are you here alone? Didn't you always attend conferences with me in the past?"

Hearing the familiar voice, the Jade Emperor turned his head and saw the Queen Mother of the West with a kind smile on her face.

The Queen Mother of the West looks like a human, with a leopard tail, tiger teeth, and a good whistle. She has disheveled hair and wears a crested crested bird. Her gentle voice is as sweet as honey, and her bright eyes are curved, but her dark circles cannot be concealed. The Queen Mother of the West stared at the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor did not know how to defend himself for a moment.

He looked around and sure enough, behind the Queen Mother of the West, there was a little monk with a pointed chin and monkey cheeks, who looked like the God of Thunder and was giggling secretly.

Damn Sun Wukong, you'd better be sober in the next era, otherwise I will first ask you to be the Horse Keeper, and then ask you to be the Emperor Equal to Heaven. I won't even invite you to the Peach Banquet, and you'll be so anxious!
"Queen Mother, this is the situation, but what it is exactly depends on the circumstances." Queen Mother of the West smiled and took out a golden hairpin, which was polished to a point. It looked more like a weapon than an ornament.

The Jade Emperor was annoyed: "Actually, this matter is a bit complicated. I'll keep it short, but if I really want to talk about it, it's a long story."

The Queen Mother of the West chuckled, her body as brilliant as the golden sun, and she transformed into the body of a female fairy. She had a graceful demeanor, a moderate height, a natural beauty that concealed her gentleness, and was extremely beautiful and stunning, pure and wonderful.

"I haven't seen Your Majesty like this in a long time. It's really pleasing."

"I recall that day when a young and shy monk named Zhang came to me to ask for medicine to save someone."

Yao Chi Jin Mu's phoenix eyes turned, and she walked to the side of the Jade Emperor and whispered:
"After so many epochs, you are still as stupid as you were then."

The Jade Emperor smiled knowingly, his appearance was majestic and his Dharma body was supreme, while the Golden Mother was stunningly beautiful, elegant and gentle.

The duo of hardworking people from Heaven enter Shangqing Heaven!
"The Jade Emperor and the Golden Mother are here!"

With the arrival of these two key people and their seats, the Hunyuan Conference finally began!
【Fighting Buddha launched a group live broadcast! 】

【Yang Jian joins the live broadcast room. 】

[September]: "Wow, Monkey King really understands group chats. He was also Monkey King when he first sent a red envelope, and he was also Monkey King when he first started a live broadcast."

[Little King of Hell]: "What do you take my master for? He's not some feudal bigot."

[Ye Fan]: "Stop chatting, join the chat group and see the Monkey King's posture!"

[Jiu Yue, Xiao Yan Wang, and Ye Fan joined the live broadcast room. ]

As Sun Wukong opened the group live broadcast, his true form disappeared in Shangqing Heaven. As the saying goes, there was no name when the universe was first created, and it takes Wukong to break the stubborn void.

Wukong, Wukong, is empty, colorless and shapeless, without substance and measure. All the immortals are moved and chant mantras, make talismans and recite spells.

The Tathagata is compassionate, Ananda raises his finger, Guanyin gazes into the void, and they chant scriptures together.

The stars in the sky and the gods of the Milky Way seem to have heard the wonderful truth. The stars in the heaven and earth pay homage to Doumu and shine brilliantly!
The twelve Yuanchen pointed towards the void, turned the long river upside down, and went upstream. They could only stop for this moment of beauty, but they were also ready to go, praising the void.

It was at this moment that he breathed in the air from above and drank the springs from below. Seventy-two lights emerged spontaneously, and a precious pearl, as big as a millet grain, hung in the air, five feet above the ground.

When the millet bead appeared, red light spread out, a round light was on his head, and the Heavenly Venerable, wearing clothes of seventy-two colors, appeared.

In this way, the divine power was revealed. Seven treasures appeared in the Shangqing Heaven, and the Miluo Palace emitted a brilliant light. The Heavenly Venerable slowly descended, and his eyes turned from the group of immortals, feeling very pleased.

There are so many studious people and studious immortals, he will have to preach for thousands of years!
[Yang Jian]: But where is Wukong?
Yuanshi Tianzun raised the corner of his mouth, yes, where is Wukong?

The divine light dispersed and fell into the void. The void was invisible and filled with fragrance. A cluster of golden light gradually grew larger. The golden lotus, accompanied by the fragrance, stirred the void and caused ripples.

The lotus blossomed, bringing with it invisible auspicious colors. The purple clouds in the sky covered the air, and the smoke and white smoke with auspicious light rose up.

Yuanshi Tianzun smiled and said, "Fighting Buddha!"

On the lotus platform, Wukong, wearing a cassock, was as quiet as an old Buddha, and slowly opened his golden eyes!
He said: "Three Pure Ones, Four Imperial Lords, Five Elders, Six Officials, Seven Origins, Eight Poles, Nine Stars, Ten Cities."

"Where are you!"

(End of this chapter)