Just became the Fighting Buddha, the chat group just came

Chapter 15 System Master, Are You Willing to Be a Small Pendant for the Rest of Your Life?
Sun Wukong pointed at the system and then at the Conferred God List: "I want to resurrect all the immortals."

When these words came out, Tianzun was surprised: "These fake things, why resurrect them?!"

Sun Wukong couldn't help but laugh: "No, no, our world is too special, so special that the past and the present are separated."

"Why can't we collect the camera and let the deceased recite the sutra for us?"

Tianzun frowned: "This is impossible. In order to prove the truth, they will definitely have to fight with us to prove it."

Sun Wukong raised the system: "Yes, but there are also a group of 'I's' in this outer world. Do you want to verify the authenticity with them?"

"To attain the Tao, one must naturally attain it. To gather the others and myself, the universe is the only one."

Then, Sun Wukong jumped into a high seat and sat at the banquet. All the immortals went with him and slowly took their seats in the Shangqing Heaven.

The Jade Emperor looked forward and saw a handsome monkey fairy, striking a chime and drinking wine from a cup. He drank cup after cup of fine wine, which relieved his fatigue.

After eating some food and feeling full, he put down his cup and chopsticks. The immortals toasted him, and the Great Sage accepted all the toasts. At this moment, the Jade Emperor asked:

"Great Sage, is this world beyond the heavens the same as ours?"

"almost."

Sun Wukong sighed, "The heavens are like a similar flower. Not only are there the Three Pure Ones and the Four Emperors, but also me, Sun Wukong."

The Jade Emperor looked towards the Three Pure Ones and said, "In the human realm, Fuxi opened up the Chaos Sea, and Taishang opened up a new world. Now, achieving enlightenment and transcendence is unattainable, and we hear of enemies coming from outer space."

"Where is the way for us monks? Is there still a way?"

The gazes of the immortals and Buddhas were all focused on the three Celestial Lords. The Three Pure Ones exchanged a glance, and Lingbao Celestial Lord decisively said, "Yes!"

"Humanistic Fuxi proposed the concept of Daluo, but no one knows how to transcend time and space and achieve eternal freedom."

"We wander through the chaos, comprehending the mechanisms of the sea of chaos. The existence of countless others and I forces us to constantly verify the oneness and discuss truth and falsehood."

"We have practiced various spiritual practices, integrating them into one. We have long felt the sea of suffering in the world and have allowed the long river of time to pound upon us."

"So, we developed a new approach, based on the inner scene, and reversed time to develop a set of outer scene cultivation methods."

Everyone's eyes fell on the Three Pure Ones.

Sun Wukong also looked at the Three Pure Ones with a sharp gaze.

Lingbao said: "The human body has a great orifice, and cultivation is the true one, so the nine orifices are opened, and the ancestral orifice between the eyebrows is understood, and the heaven and man communicate, reflecting the Dharma image, and the external scene is obtained!"

Yuanshi said: "The external scene is complete, the primordial spirit, the Dharma image, and the physical body are united, the internal scene is like a cave heaven, sublimating all realms, reflecting the whole world, it can be called a celestial immortal!"

The Supreme Dao said: "The fruit of the Heavenly Immortal Dao controls itself. The Dao light is like the sun, illuminating the chaos. Here, one can sense the past of the Chaos Sea and enlighten others and me!"

Enlightenment, external scene, Dharma appearance, other and me?
Sun Wukong drank another glass of wine and thought to himself: Is this still Journey to the West? Where did this go?
Among them, the Buddha asked in confusion, "Is this still a celestial immortal? How come this old monk sees the paths of human immortals, earthly immortals, and golden immortals?"

Among the crowd, the ancestor of earthly immortals responded: "The key lies in 'him and me'."

The Three Pure Ones nodded in unison, "Not bad. In our era, we have been studying how to enlighten him and me."

Sun Wukong: "The celestial beings practice addition to increase their cultivation and knowledge. When their creation is complete, will they also practice subtraction to seek emptiness?"

Upon hearing this, Yuanshi Tianzun's eyes were filled with surprise: "Monkey, you are really smart. You have hit the nail on the head. This is exactly what I think."

He pointed his finger, and a manual titled "Eight-Nine Mysterious Skills" appeared before Sun Wukong. Yuanshi was very pleased and said, "Wukong, you and I are destined to be together."

Sun Wukong pulled the corner of his mouth. Fuxi in this world proposed a path called [Daluo], and now Sanqing has proposed the path of [Daoguo].

I can see that everyone here has unique skills.

You guys are really trying hard to transcend.

If you hadn't joined the chat group, wouldn't you have been able to work out 'Sacrifice to the Way', 'Mysterious Scripture Granting', 'Light of the Soul', and 'Eternal Life Gu' on your own in the future?
I can see that everyone here has unique skills.

You guys are really trying hard to transcend.

It seems that I have to work harder. Now everyone is on the same starting line, and I may not be worse than the Three Pure Ones and Four Emperors.

"He, I, I, I, right now there is a group of real and complete I, I, who deserve your enlightenment."

Sun Wukong patted the system, and the system was refined in his hands in an instant, and the surface information in the system poured out.

Several tentacles of starlight emerged, connecting to the heavens and pointing to the direction of other group members.

"The 'me' of another world."

The Jade Emperor's eyes lit up with joy. It wasn't impossible to capture the real self from another world and bring it to work for him. Yuanshi Tianzun also laughed out loud: "Indeed, if there is a real self, it will be more valuable as a reference than the shadow in the Chaos Sea."

Lingbao Tianzun: "Hey, I have a plan."

Before Lingbao Tianzun could speak, Yuanshi shouted, "Put away your little tricks."

Then Lingbao Tianzun looked at Yuanshi with resentment. Yuanshi's consciousness wanted to pass through the end of the starlight tentacles and reach another world.

When crossing the Chaos Sea, Yuanshi was able to do so smoothly, but due to the void, a part of Yuanshi's consciousness could not cross it and dissipated in the endless 'nothingness'.

Yuanshi opened his eyes and shook his head: "No, I can't cross the void directly."

"How exactly does this little gadget connect to the universe?"

Sun Wukong also shook his head and slapped the system: "Don't play dead, come out and answer."

The system seemed to be deaf and dumb, motionless, as if it were truly dead.

It's just pretending to be dead. This damn monkey, I don't want anything from him. I just want to extract some of the origin of the world. Is it necessary to call so many people to deal with him?

Looking at the system pretending to be dead, Sun Wukong sneered: "At this moment, you still want to pretend to be dead? Do you know who Lao Deng in front of me is?"

"He's the Taishang Laojun, nicknamed the Heavenly Court's Stubborn King. If you don't obey him, he'll be like practicing weapons when he gets angry, treating you like iron. That's when you're really finished."

Taishang Laojun pulled up his trousers, puffed his beard and glared: "Ah? Me?"

The system was still pretending to be dead. Sun Wukong's eyes turned and his tone became kind:
"Are you really willing to be just a small widget in the chat group?"

"See this stubborn king of heaven? This old man can actually create the world. Open a portal for me and we'll go to another world to create the world. I'll feed you the extra essence."

"When we achieve enlightenment in the future, we can give you whatever essence you want to eat."

The system listened to Sun Wukong's nonsense and instinctively sensed something was amiss. At this moment, Sun Wukong saw that the system's attitude had relaxed, so he intensified his deception: "Tongzi, do you know the characteristics of our world?"

The system said silently: "What do you want to say?"

"Anyone with nine orifices can cultivate immortality."

"Think about it, are you willing to be a thief, stealing magic weapons here, stealing essences there, when will this end?"

"Here with us, you can cultivate. First, open your mind, then cultivate your external scene. When your Dharma body is complete, you can cultivate your system essence, become a celestial being, and enlighten others and me!"

Sun Wukong beguiled him, "You can even establish a sect in our world, and call the immortals and gods you visit: System Immortal."

"If you don't like the sound of it, then call me Fengling Old Immortal or Yueying Great Sage!"

The system was completely fooled by Sun Wukong and asked, "But I don't have nine orifices?"

"It's smaller, the layout is smaller."

Seeing that the system had finally fallen into his trap, Sun Wukong exchanged a smile with the other Heavenly Lords and continued:
"The fact that you can livestream means you have eyes, ears, and a nose."

"You can devour the origin, which means you have a mouth."

"You can send and receive red envelopes, which means there are holes that can go in and out. They are the front and back yin."

"Eyes, ears, nose, mouth, front genitals, back genitals, you are born with nine orifices. You are a perfect material for cultivating immortality."

The system was moved by what he said, thinking that this seemed to be possible. If I could practice it myself, then why would I need to steal the origin? In the future, I could create my own world and eat as much as I wanted.

Moreover, the Journey to the West universe is pretty good, there is no danger, and following the Monkey King, I can be considered to have reached shore.

The future is promising, the future is promising!

"Master System, what are you waiting for?"

"If you don't return now, when will you return?"

Sun Wukong shouted, and a magic power hit the system. The system suddenly had an idea, and mixed with starlight, like a small star, waving its star-colored tentacles, saluted Sun Wukong, and let out a bright laugh.

"Jiejiejie——"

"Little Immortal Feng Ling Yueying, greetings to the Great Sage."

Yuanshi Tianzun closed his eyes, unable to bear to look: These days, any weird thing can be used to cultivate immortality.

(End of this chapter)