Just became the Fighting Buddha, the chat group just came
Chapter 185 Seeing that guy making money is more painful than me losing money
Chapter 185 Seeing that guy making money is more painful than me losing money
"Zhang Bairen?"
Sun Wukong pondered for a moment. For a moment, he really suspected that the Jade Emperor had skipped work and deliberately hid in the system's belly to smuggle in.
On second thought, how could the Jade Emperor skip work? The Queen Mother of the West was staring at him.
This person is the Jade Emperor's equivalent of the Heaven-Shattering Formation. He was born in the chaotic ancient times and later met the amnesiac Emperor Huangtian. He was given the Divine Source Liquid, which was sealed in the Immortal Liquid and continues to this day.
"Well, Zhang Bairen, right? My Primal Chaos Immortal Land is still short of a Taoist child. Are you willing to cultivate with me?"
"Ah I!"
Zhang Bairen cried out in surprise. He didn't expect that his luck was so good that he was accepted as a disciple by the emperor as soon as he woke up.
Looking at this great emperor, Zhang Bairen shook his head helplessly, fearing that he would never be able to achieve enlightenment in this life.
"Hey, what are you doing? Say something."
The system pulled the young man with a look of disappointment, and then pulled him over: "Look at this Primal Chaos Immortal Land, what a great place to practice. Practicing here is no better than fighting for your life outside."
"Look at this Xuan Huang essence, freshly made, it's so authentic."
Zhang Bairen's eyes widened as he watched the Taoist boy chewing on the Xuanhuang essence.
This is the essence of heaven and earth. A wisp of the mother energy of all things that floats down can evolve into a sacred mountain. How come this Taoist child has such good teeth? He eats the essence of Xuanhuang as if it were his meal.
While Zhang Bairen was stunned, the system put a Taoist robe on him and turned to Sun Wukong and said, "Great Sage, he said he is willing to watch the gate."
The system smiled cunningly. How could he, the great Feng Ling Immortal, be the one to guard the gate?
"Okay then, Zhang Bairen, you go watch the door."
Sun Wukong turned indifferently and headed towards the Chaos Palace on the sacred mountain. He glanced at the system and said lightly:
"System, go to the back mountain and feed my mount."
"What?"
The system was dumbfounded. Feeding the mount was worse than guarding the door.
Zhang Bairen looked at the system's expression, raised the corners of his mouth, and smiled secretly.
The system sighed: "I knew this Xuan Huang Essence was not free. I was born to have a miserable life."
"What are you laughing at? Go look at your door."
"Dang Dang Dang——"
Above the Chaos Immortal Palace, a chime sounded, spreading towards the nine heavens and ten earths. All the creatures in the entire universe heard the chime sound.
The sound of the immortal chimes enters my ears, clear and refreshing, stirring the universe, the Big Dipper Star Region, as well as the Amitabha Star Region, the Eternal Star Region, and the Divine Realm.
All living beings heard it, and they raised their heads in tacit understanding, feeling the rhythm of the Tao carried by the immortal chime.
From the depths of the universe, a ballad slowly came, and the immortal sound suddenly rose and filled the nine heavens and ten earths.
"Lying high in the heavens, I grasp the truth on my meditation cushion. The universe gives birth to all things, and the wonderful principles reside in my body. I watch the stars with my fiery eyes, and shatter the mundane world with a single stick. I somersault over the myriad worlds, and control the universe with my sleeves. I smile proudly outside the gates of heaven, and I bear witness to my dignity."
"I have attained enlightenment and opened up a land of immortality in the starry sky. I wish to teach the Three Threes Law and fully develop the Nine Nines Truth. Anyone with a predestined relationship may enter my school and listen to the sound of the Great Dao."
Boom——
Sun Wukong's voice resounded in everyone's ears, like a thunderclap, shaking the hearts of all beings in the universe.
This great emperor has just achieved enlightenment, but instead of consolidating his own Dao marks and training his imperial weapons, he actually comes out to preach?
After the great emperors became enlightened, didn’t they all create their own divine dynasties, suppress the nine heavens and ten earths, rule the world, and finally enter the forbidden zone of life for free?
Why doesn't this person play by the rules at all?
This doesn't seem like something that someone from their Shrouding the Sky Universe would do.
"I don't know what the Great Emperor of the Shrouding Heaven World will do."
"But common sense in our world is that after enlightenment, a large conference must be held, and inviting people to preach is also essential. This is very characteristic of our world."
Maitreya Buddha from the Non-Human World patted his big belly and gave a thumbs-up with a smile: "Wukong, you have class."
Ye Fan was eating ginseng fruit. When he heard Maitreya Buddha's words, he was instantly choked: "Ahem, Great Sage, could this be intentional?"
"He deliberately became an emperor to suppress the lives of our universe, so that the geniuses would shatter their hopes of becoming emperors. Then he opened the reincarnation world and let these geniuses go crazy."
Maitreya Buddha patted his belly and chuckled, "You can't say for sure." "Okay, we should go now. The beast has been transported away to the reincarnation space, so we should go back too."
Ye Fan looked at the Maitreya Buddha who was about to leave and said, "Buddha, why are you leaving? Isn't my Wuzhuang Temple good enough?"
Upon hearing this, Maitreya Buddha took out his cell phone, pointed at the signal bar on the screen, and said, "Xiao Ye, are you doing well here?"
"There's no signal at all. I can't even read the stock market. This is terrible!"
"I will never come to your world again."
Jiu Yue then opened the portal and brought Maitreya Buddha and the others back to their own universe, sighing, "Finally they left. I finally don't have to act as a doorman anymore."
Ever since Maitreya Buddha and others discovered the Zhantian Universe, they often come here for team building, and Jiuyue has to act as the doorman.
Maitreya Buddha has been waiting for news from the Great Sage. Today, Lao Du is finally relieved, and she doesn't have to keep the door open all day.
Ye Fan watched them leave and sighed: "If you leave, how can I fly to the depths of the universe and attend the Great Sage's preaching meeting?"
As the King of Slashing, he does not have the ability to cross the void. That ability is only possessed by the Saint Realm.
Now it seems that I have no choice but to take a nibble at God King Jiang.
The emperor preached that such a rare thing was spreading across all the star regions.
All the major families in the Eternal Star Domain boarded spaceships and headed towards the Chaos Immortal Land.
In the Big Dipper star field, the Golden Family, the Nanling Demon Clan, the Ancient Family, the major holy places, the Divine Dynasty, and the old guys from the last era have all awakened.
The great saints of the Huntuo, Huolin, Shencan, and Jinwu ancient royal families summoned their descendants, steered their warships, and headed towards the Chaos Immortal Land.
This is the sermon of the Great Emperor, and it does not limit race or number of people. Since the mythological era, there has never been such a kind-hearted Great Emperor.
When people traced to the Chaos Fairyland, they saw the medicinal kings everywhere and the magical materials everywhere, and their eyes almost popped out.
Especially the Divine Phoenix Immortal Elixir on the Chaos Immortal Land, which made them drool. The Great Saints of each race swallowed their saliva and said, "Wow, this great emperor is also raising the immortal elixir!"
They closed their eyes, quickly left this place, and walked towards the Chaos Immortal Palace at the Ten Thousand Divine Mountains.
"Dang Dang Dang——"
In front of the Immortal Palace, a young man dressed as a Taoist child struck the Immortal Chime and looked at the crowd with a smile: "The gatekeeper of the Immortal Land, respectfully welcome all the great saints to come and listen to the teachings."
No one dared to underestimate this Taoist boy. After all, he was the Taoist boy of the emperor and a seventh-rank official in the prime minister's office. What's more, he was the boy of the emperor.
They all took out their gifts and said, "We have heard that the Great Emperor Equaling Heaven is compassionate and helps people, and that he has spread the teachings of the Way. We have nothing to offer the Great Emperor, so we can only choose some local specialties from our hometown to present to him."
At the same time, he packed another portion for Zhang Bairen and said, "Our star region is barren and there are not many good treasures. Only this mooncake with lentil filling tastes quite good. Taoist boy, take it back and try it."
Zhang Bairen weighed the gift, and couldn't stop smiling. He said, "I understand. Everyone, please go in."
Everyone entered the scene one after another. The system that was feeding the Crocodile Ancestor in the back mountain caught sight of the scene with its spiritual sense, and its eyes widened red.
"What mooncakes with lentil filling? That's clearly the source of immortality!"
"No, why is this gatekeeper so popular?"
The system's eyes were red and its teeth were gnashing. Its hands that were feeding the Crocodile Ancestor were shaking, and the immortal pills rolled to the ground.
"Feng Ling, you dropped my food on the ground!"
The black crocodile in the pond said dissatisfiedly.
The system angrily threw the gourd to the ground and said, "Get up and eat it yourself. Can't you see I'm furious?"
Crocodile Ancestor then transformed into a human form, picked up the immortal pill and slowly chewed it. Seeing the system's face flush with anger, Crocodile Ancestor asked, "Why are you so angry? It's just a little immortal source. Wait until I ascend to the immortal realm to dig some for you?"
It would have been fine if Crocodile Ancestor hadn't mentioned it, but once he did, the system got even angrier.
He looked towards the Immortal Palace, his body shaking with anger, his eyes red, and said viciously: "What do you know?"
"Seeing that guy making money is more painful than me losing money!"
(End of this chapter)
You'll Also Like
-
Mystery: I Married the Queen of Mystery.
Chapter 393 6 hours ago -
My father is Chongzhen? Then I have no choice but to rebel.
Chapter 230 6 hours ago -
The Han culture is spreading strongly in Southeast Asia
Chapter 774 6 hours ago -
The Ming Dynasty began from Sarhu
Chapter 916 6 hours ago -
Infinite Horror Bulk Players
Chapter 211 6 hours ago -
Just became the Fighting Buddha, the chat group just came
Chapter 214 6 hours ago -
Mystery: Who has seen my brother?
Chapter 226 6 hours ago -
Mystery: From the Shadow World
Chapter 141 6 hours ago -
Mystery: Big Alarm Clock Ghroth Path
Chapter 218 6 hours ago -
Douluo: My system is too good
Chapter 8000 6 hours ago