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Chapter 42 Sorry, I’m an undercover agent
The scholar in white held a vertical spear in his hand, and his palm tightened. He was not frightened by the divine light of Sun Wukong, but because he saw his eldest sister among the people who came.

They were originally the Six Monsters of Meishan, and they followed the eldest sister's instructions to guide the people of destiny, but this is different from what was agreed, right?
Yuanjun, how could you not bear it? Why did you run out here?
The scholar in white shook his head and sighed. No wonder the monkey didn't die in the front mountain this time. It turned out that there was a master helping him.

But he really didn't expect that his eldest sister would actually look for meal replacements.

Everyone knows that something must have happened to Yang Jian and Sun Wukong, but no one says it. He was also present when the five demon kings and Yang Jian attacked the Fighting Buddha.

Before attacking the enemy, one must make some loud remarks before the battle, using shocking words to undermine the opponent's confidence. This is a common tactic used in fights.

He still remembered what Erlang Xiansheng Yuanjun had said: "Go down! No one here is worthy of fighting him in a one-on-one duel except me!"

"Stinky monkey, you and I are colleagues, why don't you kneel down and admit your mistake right now, and let this matter be over."

The five demon kings were all stunned. Why did they send us here if we weren't allowed to fight? To watch the show? And everyone had their clubs drawn, and you're still shielding Sun Wukong, Yuanjun, what are you doing?

You speak loudly and shockingly in front of the battle. Who on earth are you trying to shock?

From then on, the scholar in white concluded that something must be going on between the eldest sister and Sun Wukong!

Now he was standing in the Black Wind Cave, and he saw the man of destiny who looked exactly like the Monkey King in his memory. Then he looked at the eldest sister whose three eyes were only monkeys, and the scholar in white became more certain of his guess.

It’s so funny. Not only is my elder sister having sexual thoughts, she also finds a substitute to eat for her meals!
“In times of crisis, we need good generals; in difficult times, we need loyal ministers.”

Guangmou stepped forward at this moment and whispered softly, "Scholar in white, you are more advanced than me. I will start by setting up a battle for you. Once I give him a glimpse, you can quickly attack and seize the offensive advantage."

The scholar in white looked at Guangmou. Seeing the other party's serious look, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly. Should I go and fight Erlang Shen?

Guangmou felt that the scholar in white agreed with his strategy, so he opened his folding fan and blocked Sun Wukong's way.

"My name is Guangmou. If you die by my hand today, please tell my master a message for me."

"Mortals with flesh eyes seek but cannot obtain the bones of immortals, half flourishing and half withered, few know that this is the path to immortality."

As he spoke, he abandoned all martial ethics, swung his fan, and the wind turned into ice crystals shooting out from the fan.

When it shot to three meters away from Sun Wukong, it was illuminated by the divine light and turned into a stream of air.

Seeing that he was no match for the enemy, Guangmou turned to look at the scholar in white, who smiled brightly.

"Good, very good, extremely good!" Guangmou saw the confident smile of the scholar in white, and thought to himself that it was safe. The scholar in white had a much higher level of cultivation than him, and he should be able to resist the man of destiny for half a moment, and he could use the freed time to escape.

Guangmou held his folding fan tightly, watching the scholar in white walk to the front, and felt nervous. He must hold on.

The scholar in white bowed to the crowd and said respectfully, "Big sister!"

Sun Wukong turned to look at Yang Jian: "Is this your brother?"

Yang Jian nodded, and the scholar in white hid in the team and followed closely behind Yang Jian.

"That's not right, isn't it?"

Guangmou was confused. What happened? Did the white-clad scholars rebel?

He glanced at the scholar in white in confusion. The scholar in white moved the corner of his mouth, as if to say, "Sorry, I'm undercover."

Undercover? How can you be an undercover!

You are an undercover agent, but what about me, Brother Snake? Is it too late to surrender now?
Seeing Sun Wukong and his group approaching him, Guangmou tensed up and uttered a harsh word:
"Okay, monkey, don't think I'm afraid of you just because you come in numbers." Sun Wukong and his men passed by him with no intention of stopping. Guangmou was directly ignored.

"what?"

Guangmou widened his eyes again. He had already anticipated his own ending. Just like the white snake spirit before, he was beaten to death by Sun Wukong with a stick.

But what does it mean to ignore me? You can beat me to death, but you can't ignore me!

This is too insulting!
Guangmou was so angry that his chest exploded and his dark face turned red in an instant.

A gentleman can be killed but not humiliated. You damned man of destiny, you insult me like this, I will definitely teach you a lesson.

Guangmou clenched his fists, digging his nails into his flesh, and repeated to himself, "Three hundred years in the west, three hundred years in the east, I will never expect this little demon to be poor!"

As expected, this little demon named Guangmou is about to embark on a legendary journey, seeking a mentor and the path to enlightenment, just so that he can chuckle in front of Sun Wukong in the future: "The Great Sage Equaling Heaven is nothing more than this."

However, a mortal aura emerged from the foot of the mountain. They used the mortal aura as their clothes, and the light of humanity as their crowns. They were dressed in gorgeous clothes of five colors and five lights. They were none other than the five human immortals!
The five demon kings arrived together, laughing as they walked: "Guangmou, your crime has been exposed!"

"According to reports from the public, you have committed arson and murder. Your crimes are unforgivable. You are hereby arrested and imprisoned for 300 years. Go and do some hard labor reform!"

Guangmou looked at the five immortals and thought that it was they who came up with the plan to burn down the Zen temple. "It's a five-hundred-year-old case, and you're still trying to reopen it?"

Blue Sky Demon King: "Justice will never be absent."

Guangmou: "But you're late, so what's the use?"

The Blue Sky Demon King: "It's not that we are late, but that we didn't come at all. Now that we are here, justice should also come!"

"Stop talking nonsense and follow us. We still have a lot of work to do."

Guangmou was stunned and was shackled by the five demon kings and joined the team. There were already many monsters and immortals in the team. Among them, the immortal carrying a big gourd was very annoying.

The Gourd Immortal was very active: "Master Demon King, I can still report it. I know a lot of dirty tricks. There is a bird demon named Lingji in Huangfengling. He sucks people's essence and turns them into rat demons."

Upon hearing this, the Blue Sky Demon King flew into a rage: "Alright, alright, this demon who brings disaster to the common people, even a thousand cuts and pieces will not suffice to vent my anger. When I catch him, I must punish him severely. Yuan Shoucheng, I will credit you with this merit and report it to the Jade Emperor for his decision."

Yuan Shoucheng showed a hint of joy: "Then can my punishment be lighter?"

The Blue Sky Demon King: "You wishful thinking, your merits and demerits do not balance each other out. You are a typical speculator and profiteer. You must reform your thinking. What other demons in this world have committed crimes? Tell me quickly."

Yuan Shoucheng opened and closed his mouth, standing there in a daze. If he said it out loud, it was speculation and profiteering, but if he didn't say it, what was it?
The Blue Sky Demon King could tell what he was thinking and sneered, "Your failure to report this is an even greater crime."

"The Jade Emperor knows everything about the affairs of heaven and earth. He knows exactly what you are doing. If you still want to serve as an official in heaven, think it over carefully."

Yuan Shoucheng sighed and finally surrendered. He could not see through Sun Wukong and his companions, but after following the five great demon kings, he realized that they were a group of immortals who had truly comprehended immortality and were a group of aspiring immortals with ideals in their hearts.

For the sake of immortality and a bright future as an immortal, Yuan Shoucheng surrendered.

Although he was captured by the five demon kings and had to undergo hundreds of years of labor reform, it was worth it. As long as he behaved well and accumulated merits, he would become a legitimate elder of the Heavenly Court after he was reformed.

"It can be considered as eating food from heaven."

Yuan Shoucheng consoled himself, and then led the five demon kings forward to clear the way:
"This way, Demon King. There are a few evil demons committing crimes nearby. I will take you there."

(End of this chapter)