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Chapter 65: Emperor Qitian, Emperor Douzhan

"Absolutely not! This is absolutely not allowed!"

Sun Wukong waved his hands repeatedly, saying that the Emperor of Heaven was a mere beast of burden, having to work every day without a moment’s rest. Whoever wanted to take this unpleasant position could do it!

Ye Fan's eyes rolled: "I think it's okay. As the saying goes, the emperor takes turns to sit. Today, you come to my house. I think Monkey Brother has the qualifications to be the emperor."

"Anyway, there's no Celestial Emperor in this world." Nezha also seemed to be joining in the fun: "Wukong, when are you going to become the Emperor?"

"Go away, get out of here." Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and changed the subject: "The situation is set. Now is the time to press on and seize the opportunity."

"I have suppressed the Jade Emperor and the others. Now I will continue to attack the Heavenly Court and deliver the final blow. Don't give them any chance to breathe!"

A small flag appeared in his hand. The flag was triangular in shape, with six tails fluttering gently underneath. With a breath of cloud, it gradually became larger and wider, gradually going deeper into the clouds, towering like a giant tree, and the black and white tails jingled.

There is no far boundary, the fairy light disappears, and is carried to all corners of the world by the sound of the wind, spreading the sound of the fairy bells to the three realms and ten directions!

Netherworld, hell!
The Jade Emperor, bent over his desk reviewing documents, looked like a billion afterimages, countless incarnations working simultaneously, approving sentences, determining fates and bestowing blessings. He frowned, "What's going on?"

"Why has my workload suddenly increased? Why is he not working anymore?"

The Jade Emperor sensed the increase in government affairs, and bamboo slips continued to pour out from the Heavenly Dao, and all the difficult problems in the three realms fell before the Jade Emperor.

People say that the way of heaven is stupid, so stupid that it was deceived by immortals and gods into giving away its gold coins, essence and cultivation level. But when it really met the Jade Emperor, it became very smart.

He used to be the Dark Jade Emperor, who could wipe out the heavens with one click.

Now it is outsourced by the Heavenly Dao, and the Jade Emperor can sweep away everything with one click.

The Ox-Horse Emperor from the Journey to the West universe has been recognized by the world of Black Myth!

"What the hell is this? The sentencing assessment for a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals, you should decide the sentences yourselves and then hand it over to me. Why leave so much space? Are you leaving it for me to write?!"

"How did the God of Black Wind Mountain get in? How come he doesn't know anything? Did you read the God Career Manual carefully?"

"What is this? Fighting Buddha is about to summon all the demons to rebel against the Heavenly Palace!"

The Jade Emperor frowned, running the data of the Heavenly Dao, and said angrily: "This damn monkey is really dishonest! I have provided him with the most stable plan, but he just doesn't want to leave!"

This monkey is so abominable. He only needs to fine-tune, modify and control the world. It is obvious that he can transform the world with the easiest method, but he insists on doing it all in one go.

It only takes seven days for the human immortals, earthly immortals, celestial immortals, and divine immortals to complete their true baptism and return in reincarnation. At this time, they don't even need to do anything to replace them and completely change the face of the world.

"You won't be satisfied until the whole world is turned upside down!"

The Jade Emperor took a look at the past secrets and understood the different intentions of Sun Wukong and him.

This dead monkey made him suffer again. He lived a good life, but ended up exhausting himself.

The Jade Emperor's original intention was to destroy the way of heaven and then clean up these rotten fish and shrimps.

Sun Wukong was different. He was very capable and cleared out the Jade Emperor and Tathagata. He then took advantage of the situation and caught all the remaining small fish and seedlings.

However, fighting this war will definitely lead to many causes and effects, and one must weigh the pros and cons, and even repair the battlefield of heaven and earth, all of which must be estimated by oneself.

After all, the origin of this world is scarce, so we should use it sparingly.

Sun Wukong feels good after a fight, but someone still has to calculate the gains and losses. It’s a headache to calculate every account. The Jade Emperor really wishes he was not the Emperor of Heaven.

"Hey, not the Emperor of Heaven."

"Okay, Sun Wukong, if you add to my workload, I won't let you have an easy time either." The Jade Emperor smiled cruelly and a Taoist priest appeared from his body. He ordered, "It's getting cold. Go help Wukong get some more clothes."

The Taoist priest showed a sinister smile: "This time, let me help him complete the fate of the Emperor of Heaven."

"Zhang Youren is leaving!"

Black Wind Mountain,
A black bear planting trees in the deep mountains, wearing an old farmer's hat, with a mountain god seal hanging around his waist, and carrying a hoe, is planting trees.

According to the guidance of the mountain god's seal, Black Wind Mountain has too much yin energy and the forest is too yin, so it needs to be rearranged to guide the spiritual energy and transform Black Wind Mountain into a blessed land.

He heard the sound of the friend-recruiting banner and immediately showed a look of distress.

"I was coaxed, I was coaxed again!"

"You plague-inducing monkey, you didn't tell me that being a mountain god also requires work and writing reports!"

I didn’t expect that. Who would have thought that even a god would have to work?

The Black Bear Demon pulled out a booklet, started scribbling and signing in. Suddenly, he saw a dragon hanging in the sky, and heard someone waving a banner and calling him. He shook his head in anger and said, "You stupid monkey! You might as well be the guardian god of the mountain."

The little demon beside him said in confusion, "Since you feel tired, why don't you just throw away the seal and continue to be the king of the mountain. This will save us little demons from suffering as well."

Hearing this, the Black Bear Demon's face changed drastically: "You are really going to die! How can you say that? There is an old man with five demon kings, catching monsters everywhere."

"The demons on the next hill have all been captured by the devil. Everyone should just work honestly. It's better to follow the new heaven than the old one."

Just as the Black Bear Demon was still teaching his subordinates a lesson, a message came on the wind, which shocked his heart.

"I have already defeated Tathagata and suppressed the Jade Emperor. Come to Xiaoxitian to defeat the gods!"

"The Jade Emperor and Tathagata have been suppressed!" The black bear demon grinned and said, "Hurry up and put on your armor! I'm going to attack the Heavenly Palace!"

He happily dropped his hoe, put on his armor, put on his helmet, and held a red tasseled spear in his hand. Black Bear laughed heartily:
"Young men, put on your armor quickly."

"I hope the fight lasts longer so I can slack off."

At the same time, it was not just Black Wind Mountain that received the news. Many like-minded beings in the Three Realms, Ten Directions, Four Births and Six Paths heard a voice in their ears and recalled a piece of past history.

"It's Sun Wukong!"

"Monkey King, Monkey King!"

"Let's go, the Great Sage has summoned us."

The spirits in the underworld, the fairy mountains on the islands, and the demon mountains, as well as humans, fairies, demons, Taoists, monks, witches, etc., whose souls have been silent for hundreds of years, are stirred again by the sound of the fairy bells.

On the Yellow Wind Ridge, the Great Sage Yellow Wind, who had been waiting for a long time, puffed up the air in his lungs and blew out gusts of divine wind from his mouth.

This divine wind rose from the mountains and rushed straight to heaven and hell. The heaven and earth shook, the auspicious clouds were blown away, the sun and the moon were blown away, and even the stars in the sky hid their shapes.

This divine wind was just a gentle breeze on earth, but when it reached the sacred mountain in heaven, a message was carried on the wind, turning it into an endless evil wind.

The Buddha in the West closed the Leiyin Temple in horror, the Queen Mother of the West in heaven ordered the four heavenly gates to be closed, and the ginseng fruit tree in the Wuzhuang Temple retracted its roots and wrapped up the Wanshou Mountain.

The gods of Penglai sank the island into the sea, and the famous fairy mountains closed the doors to the caves. The spiritual energy between heaven and earth was replenished again at the moment of their retreat.

(End of this chapter)