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Chapter 71 Too lazy to talk but worthy of listening
"Jade Emperor, being the Emperor is a blessing, handling government affairs is a blessing, but you're not using the opportunities you've given me!"

Sun Wukong looked at the Dark Jade Emperor. The other party had already fallen, with a black heart, black liver, black spleen, and black lungs. He was too dark. The Jade Emperor was unwilling to enlighten him, and he was unwilling to accept assimilation.

Therefore, the two are contradictory and cannot be integrated at all, which is completely different from Nezha's situation.

Therefore, the Jade Emperor also has to take the path of virtual self, reintegrate an incarnation, cultivate his other body, and sublimate himself.

Nezha's situation is very simple. They understand each other and think that he is me and I am him. The obsessions in our hearts are of the same origin, so it is extremely easy to merge.

Between the two of them clapping their hands and slapping their hips, they completely absorbed it, without even discussing it, it was absorbed smoothly and melted in their mouths.

The Dark Jade Emperor sneered, "I don't believe your nonsense. Now, I keep reading memorials. The political knowledge that keeps drilling into my head makes me sick."

"As long as I'm awake, my consciousness is in an infinite space, handling countless government affairs, clearing one batch after another, like a mindless magician."

"I would rather die than be a magician again."

The Dark Jade Emperor hates his other self very much, not only his bad manners, but also his cowardly heart!
He dominated the three realms with his tyranny and founded the Heavenly Court. However, the other Jade Emperor actually used benevolence to establish the Heavenly Court and used the Heavenly Rules and Jade Regulations to restrain himself and the other immortals.

After establishing the Heavenly Palace, instead of enjoying the beauty of power, he put himself in shackles. How ridiculous and pathetic!
He absolutely does not agree with the ideas of his other self.

"So, when can I be freed?"

The Jade Emperor looked at Sun Wukong. He had really had enough. The similarity of being of the same origin and nature made him close to the Jade Emperor. Even if they were not assimilated, this instinctive tendency of the body almost drove him crazy.

"Wait until the people of this world have a good life, when chickens can eat rice and dogs can lick it."

"Your sins still need to be redeemed."

Sun Wukong looked at the South Heaven Gate from afar, with 600,000 Taoist soldiers behind him. They were ready to go and couldn't wait to create a new heaven.

He looked at the ten-thousand-foot-high South Heaven Gate, and his spiritual essence was extracted and transformed into beams of light, resonating with the other three Heavenly Gates. Countless divine formations blocked the entire Heaven.

Here, Sun Wukong can see behind the sky, the orchid grass and flowers are dotted, the fairy mountains and giant peaks are suspended on the side, the thirty-six palaces and seventy-two halls, the fairy light is covered with red smoke, and the purple air shines into the sky.

This is the Heavenly Palace, where all the spiritual essences of the world are gathered. The gods use formations to guide the spiritual essences to the Heavenly Palace to nourish them.

As long as they live in heaven, there will be endless spiritual energy to nourish their minds and make their cultivation grow.

"Great Sage, the Jade Emperor has called the door several times, but they still won't open. What should we do?"

The red-butt monkey carried the flag and looked at Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong laughed heartily. "Sun Tzu said: Those who were good at fighting in the past first made themselves invincible, waiting for the enemy to be defeated."

Sun Tzu's Art of War says that a person who is good at fighting will first create a situation that makes himself invincible, and then wait for the enemy to reveal a flaw before defeating him in one fell swoop.

Now that the Heavenly Palace is blocked, we naturally have to use their Emperor of Heaven to knock on the door, break their spirit, boost our morale, and make ourselves invincible.

Sure enough, not long after, a huge army emerged from the Heavenly Palace. They were heading towards the South Gate of Heaven, but their movements were disorderly and their morale was low. They were hit hard by the Jade Emperor's order to open the gate.

No one could have imagined that their own Heavenly Emperor would actually surrender. Then who would they fight for? It would be better for them all to surrender. Now fighting against Sun Wukong would be a waste of their lives.

Boom boom boom!
The South Heaven Gate slowly opened. In front of millions of heavenly soldiers, the Crane Immortal sat on a green ox, holding a whisk in his hand. He looked leisurely with his eyes closed, as if he was in a trance, peaceful and tranquil.

The Green Ox swayed and stopped at the point where the two armies clashed. It whispered a warning, "He Immortal, stop pretending. The other side is almost ready to shoot you with a bow and arrow."

Crane Hermit immediately opened his eyes, looked around, and saw many familiar faces.

There are some gods on the opposite side, like Yang Jian, Zhu Bajie, Huangjiao Daxian, Nanhua Laoxian, etc., as well as some wood demon fairies, like Xinghua Fairy, Liushu Fairy, etc., and most of them are mortals who practice casual cultivation. They have put together 600,000 Taoist soldiers in this way, while they have millions of heavenly soldiers and generals.

One million versus six hundred thousand, a sure win!

Crane Hermit chuckled, then turned his gaze to Sun Wukong. The moment he and Sun Wukong looked at each other, Crane Hermit felt numb all over.

"It's him! It's him!" Crane Hermit roared in his heart, the shadow in his heart was difficult to conceal.

Sun Wukong once killed his predecessor and then, after five hundred years of pretending to be dead, barely managed to come back to life. Despite his inner trepidation, Crane Immortal maintained a calm demeanor:
"Is the person coming here Sun Wukong?"

"Exactly."

The Crane Immortal bowed and said, "I have long heard of your name, Great Sage. I am honored to meet you today."

Sun Wukong did not respond, but looked off into the distance. Crane Immortal was stunned for a moment, then looked around and said with forced composure:
"The Great Sage, since you know the will of heaven and understand the current situation, why do you raise an unknown army and attack our heavenly court?"

Zhu Bajie in the crowd burst out laughing.

"Your grandpa Pig is laughing to death, Crane Immortal, what are you talking about? Dao Court, the Court of Humanity, we are here to destroy you evil gods and evil immortals!"

The Crane Immortal shook his head: "Haha, Marshal Tianpeng, what is good and what is evil? You and I are just serving our respective masters and standing on different sides."

"If you become the Dao Court, won't you become the so-called evil gods?"

Sun Wukong then said, "The Heavenly Court is tyrannical and is harvesting all living beings. Why should we humans do the same? We should educate and restore righteousness. This is the natural law."

Crane Immortal immediately said, "In that case, let's meet them with our troops and see if your humane soldiers can defeat our heavenly soldiers and generals."

"If you win, we will immediately surrender. If you lose, you will withdraw your troops and return to the Jade Emperor."

Sun Wukong chuckled: "So this is what the old man was thinking."

The Crane Immortal's mind is all focused on Sun Wukong. A gentleman can deceive the enemy with his own tricks, but only by following Sun Wukong's principles and using his methods can you defeat the opponent from another aspect.

Personal strength alone is not enough.

He was just thinking that there was nothing wrong with his logic. If Sun Wukong was really trapped by his logic, perhaps he would not have to die. Instead, he could use this logical routine to turn defeat into success.

It depends on whether Sun Wukong falls into the trap or not.

I've fallen into the trap, and I'm sure I can survive by relying on the heavenly soldiers.

"How is it?" Crane Immortal pretended to be calm, but his palms were sweating. At this distance, Sun Wukong could blow his bird head off with one stick.

Unexpectedly, Sun Wukong burst out laughing. He, Sun Wukong, had never been kidnapped by others. A gentleman could bully others, but he was not a gentleman.

He is the rogue monkey!

You are a bunch of scum and you are trying to make conditions with me. Even if I defeat you, I can still establish the Heaven of Benevolence.

From the beginning to the end, what I want to establish is a bright and benevolent heaven. From now on, as long as the three realms develop in a positive direction, it will inevitably be a heaven where the laws of heaven, earth, and humanity develop simultaneously.

"I thought that as a veteran of the Heavenly Court, you would have something profound to say before the battle, but I didn't expect you to say such vulgar words."

Crane Immortal wanted to discourage Sun Wukong's Daoist aspirations, so he immediately asked, "Sun Wukong, do you have any profound ideas?"

"I heard you want to build a humane heaven. Are you going to build it with your own brute force? Is this still humane? Does it involve the participation of all living beings?"

"You are only satisfying your own selfish desires. You are no different from the Jade Emperor. You just want to be the Emperor of Heaven!"

In the face of the accusations of the Crane Immortal, insulting Sun Wukong is just using the greater good to fulfill his own selfish desires, and denying the significance of Sun Wukong's rebellion against heaven is just to deny his way and his actions.

Generally speaking, faced with this situation, many people choose to flatly deny it and explain the reasons, or be persuaded and become confused about their own beliefs.

But Sun Wukong remained unmoved. He raised the corner of his mouth in disdain: "Emperor of Heaven? I won't accept the title even if you beg me to!"

"I'm too lazy to reason with you. You don't deserve to hear it!"

Sun Wukong didn't waste any words. He suddenly extended his Ruyi Jingu Bang, dropped it from the sky, and smashed heavily towards the South Heaven Gate.

With a loud bang, the Nantianmen Gate, which had stood for thousands of years, collapsed.

(End of this chapter)