Versatile Mage: Unlimited Swordplay, Deconstructing Everything!

Chapter 26 Would you like a cup of flammable oolong tea?

Chapter 26 Would you like a cup of flammable oolong tea?
Magic City, Jinyuan Apartment.

Mu Nujiao was wearing an IKEA outfit, with her two long beautiful legs not covered by any cloth, just draped over the sofa beside her.

Another hot woman, with her head resting on the legs that countless men dream of, was lying on the sofa in boredom.

"Jiaojiao, the weather is so nice today, let's go shopping. It's so boring staying at home!" Ai Tutu turned aside a corner of the book and looked at Mu Nujiao through the slit.

"I told you it's not possible. We have guests coming today, and we can't have them find no one home."

"What guests? Isn't that the Senior Lin you call every day? Senior Lin on the left, Senior Lin on the right. You almost forgot about your good sisters, wuwuwu."

After hearing what Ai Tutu said, Mu Nujiao's cheeks flushed with shyness. Just as she was about to open her mouth to refute, she heard the doorbell ring.

Without caring about Ai Tutu lying on his legs, and without even having time to put on his slippers, he hurried to the door.

"Oh! You girl! You forget your friends for the sake of beauty!" Ai Tutu, who fell between the sofas, protested angrily.

"Senior Lin!"

As soon as she opened the door, she saw Lin Ling, who was dreaming all night. Mu Nujiao was conflicted about whether to hug him.

But would this make Lin Ling feel that she was a little too shameless?

But we haven't seen each other for a long time, so it's appropriate to give me a hug.

It's decided! Hug one!
"Senior Lin, I'm fine!"

Mu Nujiao made up her mind and was about to open her arms to hug him when she suddenly saw Ding Yumian behind Lin Ling.

That temperament, that smile, she is simply a tragic beauty who inspires pity and emotion.

"It's been a while, Gillian. Let me introduce you. This is Ding Yumian, a student of that old Dean Xiao. She's a year older than both of us."

Ding Yumian looked at the somewhat embarrassed girl in front of him and could tell at a glance that she was interested in Lin Ling. She probably thought of her as Lin Ling's girlfriend just now.

"Ms. Mu, I saw your performance in the Beast Fighting Competition. You were even better than the best in our class that year."

"Senior Ding, you're too kind. Come sit inside instead of standing at the door."

Lin Ling glanced at the shoe cabinet and found that there were only several rows of women's shoes of different styles on it.

This means that Mo Fan was not able to live with Mu Nujiao like in the original novel.

Yes, there will always be some changes in the plot, otherwise there will be big problems in this world.

"Ah Jiao, this is for you. Congratulations on getting into Mingzhu Academy." Lin Ling took out the knee-length white stockings he had bought from Master Ling Xiuyuan and handed them to Mu Nujiao. Of course, after it was packaged, outsiders couldn't tell what it was.

As soon as Mu Nujiao took it, she felt out what was inside. After all, this was the reason why she went barefoot today.

Then he found an excuse and went upstairs with the gift blushing.

"Senior Lin, the one you gave me was white silk, right?"

"It's been a long time since we last met. Tutu, your intuition is getting more and more terrifying."

The two men looked at each other, like compatriots with similar ideals, bumped their fists lightly, and smiled wickedly.

Ding Yumian, who was standing by, seemed to realize something and looked at the lace socks she was wearing today.

"Senior Ding, please don't misunderstand me. I appreciate beauty. It's just that socks that are below the knee are generally not included in my standard scoring." Lin Ling adjusted the non-existent glasses on the bridge of his nose and said seriously.

Ai Tutu next to him also nodded in agreement with a serious expression.

"Okay"

As he spoke, Ding Yumian quietly sat a little further to the side.

Birds of a feather flock together. Suddenly, the world feels so strange.
Suddenly, she heard two exclamations and looked in the direction Lin Ling was looking.

Mu Nujiao, who had left earlier, had her slender legs, as smooth and delicate as mutton-fat white jade, covered with a layer of slightly transparent white silk stockings that went below her knees. When her plump arch of the foot was bent, the icy white silk stockings were still perfectly attached to it.

"98 points." Lin Ling evaluated and scored it very seriously.

"I agree." Ai Tutu also nodded affirmatively.

The two of them didn't feel that there was anything wrong with their perverted behavior, and even showed innocent expressions when Ding Yumian asked.

This actually made Ding Yumian lack confidence.

Am I the abnormal one?!

After some pleasantries and banter, the group finally decided to go to Qingtian Hunting House for a welcome hotpot.

It was lively with many people, and Old Man Bao particularly liked this kind of atmosphere. Qingtian Hunting Ground had always been dominated by elites, so it was common for everyone to go out on a mission and not be at the hunting ground for ten or eight days.

Only the empty-nest elderly man Bao and the empty-nest young girl Leng Lingling were left to guard the hunting ground.

When Lin Ling brought Mu Nujiao and the other two back to the Qingtian Hunting Ground, they found that the Eclipse Wolf that Lingling had borrowed earlier was playing with something in the yard.

When they got closer, they discovered that it was Mo Fan and Zhao Manyan hanging from the tree, being paddled by the Eclipse Wolf like a ball.

"What's going on, Lingling?"

Lingling, who was sitting under a tree, looked up and saw Lin Ling, and saw a group of women following Lin Ling.

He made a "tsk" sound and turned away, still shouting.

"Lin Ling! You pervert! Get down!"

Lin Ling: ()
How did he offend Lingling?
"Brother! Brother! Please tell Brother Wolf to stop filming! I'm about to vomit!"

Zhao Manyan, who was hanging upside down, saw the female demon Lingling leave, and hurriedly shouted for help to Lin Ling.

His face turned extremely ugly, as if he was about to vomit.

"Fuck you! Old Zhao! You eunuch! Don't really want to vomit!"

Mo Fan, who was tied up with his back to Zhao Manyan, turned around and saw Zhao Manyan's expression and quickly stopped him.

"Stop shaking! I'm going to vomit if you keep shaking me!"

"Damn it! Old Zhao! This is the dress Xinxia knitted for me herself!!!"

"Since you're a new member, and there are so many people here today, let's just treat it as a welcome party! What do you want to drink, Mo Fan?" Lin Ling said to Mo Fan, who was put down and still looked uncomfortable.

Mo Fan and Zhao Manyan were the two new hunters recruited by Old Man Bao today. Unfortunately, the person who tested their abilities was Lingling.

Facing the commander-level Eclipse Wolf, the two of them were only at the intermediate level, and it was a blessing that they were not beaten into meat paste.

I don't know how the plot turned out like this, but who cares.

He noticed that Mo Fan had obtained the Thunder Thousand Spirit Seed, but hadn't gotten past the Scaled Demon Mother plot. But he still had everything he needed, right?
He is indeed the son of destiny!

"I feel a little uncomfortable. How about a cup of oolong tea?" Mo Fan said, covering his mouth.

"OK!"

In front of Mo Fan, Lin Ling first poured the colorless water of life into the cup, then poured in a little vodka to adjust the color, and a cup of "Oolong Tea" was ready.

"Okay, drink!"

“Is this oolong tea?”

Mo Fan slammed the bar weakly.

"Of course it isn't. Look, the color is exactly the same as oolong tea." Lin Ling said with innocent eyes.

"Do you only look at the color when drinking?"

"Don't worry, this can still light a fire."

After saying that, Lin Ling took the lighter and flicked it, and the flame immediately ignited in the "Oolong Tea".

"The fact that it can be ignited means that it's mostly alcohol!"

Mo Fan was about to collapse. Was he too weird, or was this world too weird?

"Hey, don't get excited, drink a glass of water and calm down."

Looking at the "water" handed to him by Lin Ling, Mo Fan picked up his lighter and lit it, and the flame ignited on the "water".

"Brother Lin."