Alien signal? It seems to be from me.

Chapter 28 Monkeys Stealing BBQ
The little pink monkey squatted on the branch.

He tentatively handed the barbecue in his hand to Zhou Zheng, and then quickly took it back the moment Zhou Zheng extended his hand.

He lowered his head and looked at Zhou Zheng who had broken down, grinned happily, and started playing with him for the second time with great interest.

"Your mother!"

Zhou Zheng admitted that he was really famous this time.

Unfortunately, these monkeys are extremely agile and can neither be caught nor hit.

Whenever he wanted to raise his gun, the little monkey would run away and hide, waiting for him to grill meat again and then suddenly jump out to grab the meat.

“That’s really too much!”

fed up.

Zhou Zheng felt that he had to teach this dead monkey a lesson.

He turned around and ignored the monkey behind him, pretending to start a fire and grill meat again.

The only difference is that the location of the fire has changed this time, it is closer to the jungle, as if it would be more convenient for the monkey to come and steal it.

He didn't even bring a homemade gun for self-defense and came empty-handed.

With the homemade seasoning sprinkled on top, the greasy pieces of meat make an enticing sizzling sound as they are grilled over the flames.

The fat gradually turned golden due to the high temperature, the dripping oil hit the charcoal, and the rekindled flames rose up with a strong meaty aroma that rushed into the nose.

This time it was baked even more perfectly than before.

The pink monkey on the tree looked at the spoils that had turned cold in his hand, and then looked at the freshly baked barbecue that was gradually turning golden below, his eyes wide open.

He let out an excited cry and squatted on the treetop like a student waiting for dinner, waiting for Zhou Zheng to take the meat off the fire so that he could rush over and grab it.

It has already seen that the guy with the two hands below is extremely weak.

As long as you don't hold that stick that makes a "bang bang" sound, you have nothing to be afraid of.

So, just as Zhou Zheng picked up the barbecue and was about to eat it, the monkey on the tree jumped up and came over at an extremely fast speed.

The wait is now!

The anti-dog trap set up earlier was triggered instantly, and the rope covered by the grass contracted and tightened the moment the pink monkey stepped on it.

"Squeak!"

With the little monkey's terrified cry, he was caught in a trap and hung upside down on a tree.

"Hahahahahaha."

Zhou Zheng stood up and looked proudly at the pink monkey with four hands in front of him. He took a big bite of the barbecue as if to show off, and pinched his waist, showing his smug face to the fullest.

If I don't give you a hard time, you really don't take me seriously.

He was too lazy to care about it before because he was focused on the mechanical prosthesis, but he didn't expect that this damn monkey would really treat him badly.

I grabbed one piece after another as it was roasted, and I didn't even get to eat a single bite of three pieces of meat in a row.

If I continue like this, I will starve to death before Leonardo da Vinci opens the door.

Now that I have finally caught this troublemaker, looking at his frightened eyes, I suddenly feel a little reluctant to kill him.

It's not that I'm a saint, I just can't bring myself to eat it.

He had caught this thing a few years ago, and it was a complete waste of effort.

Smart and agile, it took a long time to catch it, but the meat was tough, fishy and had a pungent smell.

But he felt a little unhappy about letting it go like this.

Suddenly, Zhou Zheng had an idea, as if he thought of something, and he excitedly went back to get an alien potato.

He waved the sizzling barbecue in front of the monkey caught in the trap and said, "You want to eat this, right?"

Then he put away the barbecue and shook the alien potato in his other hand: "If you want to eat meat, then go find this thing and exchange it with me."

"One potato for a small piece of meat." Looking at the confused little monkey in front of him, Zhou Zheng put the two items together and emphasized: "Ten potatoes for this large piece of meat."

This time the little monkey understood. He stretched out his hand and tentatively pointed at the potatoes, then at the barbecue.

After seeing Zhou Zheng nod affirmatively, he immediately shouted excitedly twice.

Looking at the fragrant barbecue, his eyes sparkled.

Seeing that the little guy seemed to understand, he didn't hesitate and simply helped it to unlock the trap and let it go. He was not afraid that this guy would come to bother him again. These alien monkeys were very smart and would stay away from them if they knew they couldn't afford to offend them.

Watching the little monkey disappear into the dense forest with a few jumps, Zhou Zheng couldn't help but feel excited.

If this sudden idea of ​​mine could succeed, then it seemed that the "seven-day limit" that had been bothering me for a long time might really be broken this time.

This dense forest was still too dangerous for him. Just exploring the unknown area would waste a lot of time and energy, not to mention collecting alien potatoes everywhere.

But this extremely difficult thing for him is very easy for these alien monkeys who have lived in the dense forest since childhood.

It depends on whether the little guy behind can give himself a surprise.

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We waited until evening.

The dusty little monkey came back with the alien potato, dropped it carefully on the ground, and ran back to the tree branch to peek at himself.

Seeing the alien potatoes on the ground, Zhou Zheng's mind was completely filled with a sense of happiness that came out of nowhere.

“It really works!”

No one thought of it, no one thought of it.

The survival problem that had troubled me for so long was finally solved.

"Well done, I'll grill you some meat right away."

Cut off a small piece of barbecue and it will be grilled in a short while.

Zhou Zheng stuck the barbecue into the ground, picked up the potatoes, looked at the monkey on the treetop and said with a smile, "Deal done. You're welcome to bring more potatoes next time."

Without caring whether the monkey understood or not, he turned around and returned to the alien spaceship.

The little monkey waited until Zhou Zheng left before jumping down from the tree and stuffing the barbecue into his mouth.

Feeling the aroma of meat in his mouth, the little monkey looked in the direction Zhou Zheng had just left, and his eyes lit up completely.

I can tell.

Both parties to the transaction were satisfied.

For Zhou Zheng, no matter how delicious these barbecues are, they are poisonous.

If you want to break through the seven-day survival limit, you can't eat any meat.

For the little alien monkey, only after eating barbecue did he realize how hard his life was before!
Now there is such a kind-hearted person who can exchange a piece of broken potato for delicious barbecue.

what is this.

"What a good man!"

Inside the spaceship.

Zhou Zheng couldn't help laughing as he looked at the potato in his hand, which startled Da Vinci who was working.

I looked at him suspiciously, feeling that there was something wrong with his mental state.

He was so weak, how could he still laugh?

Thinking of this, the little robot's expression couldn't help but become one of pity.

He looked at Zhou Zheng and asked:
"Zhou Zheng."

"Huh? What's wrong?"

"Are you going to die?"

Back to this topic again, but this time it is a little earlier than last time.

Zhou Zheng looked at the tattered little robot in front of him, and his memory went back to the last time he was about to die.

then……

The little robot opened its chest, and the shining energy core beat like a heart.

"Please don't die." He pleaded, "Don't leave me alone... Please."

It was as if as long as he nodded in agreement, this shabby little robot would give him its heart.

　Collect and read.

　　I beg you!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)