Conferred Gods: Start with a Phoenix clone

Chapter 1603: Another Peach Banquet?
Deng Chanyu and the other three were like the director team of the Spring Festival Gala. They sorted the disasters in their hands in order, and then organized and summarized them to arrange the entire journey to the West.

They reviewed the eighty-one difficulties back and forth, striving to do their best.

Now Jin Chanzi is still reincarnating to dissipate his own hostility, Sun Wukong is still rebuilding under the Five Elements Mountain, the protagonists are far from appearing on the stage, and the director team has revised the route for the third time.

As the team becomes stronger, the disasters will also become stronger.

The disasters that are of great significance and involve more Buddhist cause and effect are retained, while some disasters that are unclear in meaning and seem redundant even to make up the number are directly deleted.

For example, Lion Camel Ridge is undoubtedly the top priority on the journey to obtain Buddhist scriptures. Moonlight Tathagata has already had a sincere talk with Manjusri and Samantabhadra, and both sides have reached a preliminary consensus that the disaster must be intensified this time. However, the two great Bodhisattvas have some different ideas about relaxing the restrictions on mounts. This mount was once one of the Seven Immortals who accompanied the Jiejiao, and its seniority and level of cultivation are similar to theirs. What if it runs away?
Moonlight made a promise to them: they couldn’t run away. If they ran away, he would help them catch them. Besides, they had been beaten back to their original form. Where else could they run to?

Lion Camel Ridge needs to be strengthened, and some tribulations, such as the Four Sages' Test of Zen Heart, are unnecessary.

Guanyin Bodhisattva was the assistant director of Journey to the West, so why would he test the four people's Zen hearts? If he found the four unqualified, wouldn't that mean the Bodhisattva didn't do enough preliminary work? He's contradicting himself, isn't that wrong? If one's Zen heart is strong, then there's no need for this test; it's completely unnecessary.

Besides, it’s not a big deal, why are you dragging the Mother of Mount Li into this?
The four saints' test of Zen heart in the original time and space seemed very perfunctory from beginning to end. The residences of the four of them were "green cypresses hanging over the gate, and houses leaning against the green mountains" and "the halls were magnificent, and the buildings were very quiet and peaceful". It was a mansion in the deep mountains and old forests, with no village in front and no shop behind. How brave did the tender and delicate Tang Monk have to be to become a son-in-law here?

The self-introduction session that followed was even more bizarre. The old mother of Mount Li said frankly that she was unlucky in marriage. She was forty-five years old this year and had three daughters, one twenty, one eighteen, and one sixteen. She wanted to recruit Tang Monk and his three disciples as her sons-in-law.

The forty-five-year-old Old Mother of Mount Li wanted to recruit Tang Sanzang. Her three daughters were a perfect match for her three disciples. Tang Sanzang was no fool. "I'm so handsome, why can't I go with a sixteen-year-old? Why must I go with you, an old woman who's unlucky for my husband?" No one with normal thinking would agree to such a thing. He'd better ask for the delicate queen.

Normal logic doesn't make sense at all. The way the old mother of Mount Li simply dealt with her job made this disaster seem perfunctory.

There is no need for this kind of disaster to make up the numbers in Deng Chanyu and her companions' journey to the West. It's not that it can't make up the numbers, but that it can't be too fake.

They went over all the disasters from beginning to end in detail and confirmed that they were correct.

Next, we should find the “relevant departments” to negotiate.

Those who need to send mounts should send mounts, and those who need to send boys down to the mortal world should do so quickly.

This is the level setting, and publicity should also be carried out quickly.

Who was the first person in Journey to the West to claim that eating Tang Sanzang's flesh would grant immortality? It was the White Bone Demon.

The monsters before the White Bone Demon didn't know this information. The Silver Horn King after the White Bone Demon also wanted to eat Zhu Bajie. What's the point of eating him?
This is obviously the result of inadequate propaganda work, the monsters along the way not having a deep understanding of the spirit of their superiors and not having a correct learning attitude.

The four-person team just needs to follow the route, cut a path through the mountains and build bridges over the rivers, and then they will be done. Deng Chanyu and the others have to do a lot of preliminary work, which will be very troublesome to implement.

Back in the Zixiao Palace, Hongjun demanded that the three religions send disciples to serve as officials in the Heavenly Court. How did the saints respond? They agreed to it in person, but then changed their minds after returning. They used delaying tactics, simply dragging it out! In the end, Hongjun was forced to open the Conferred God List, triggering a catastrophe.

This kind of lip service, deceiving superiors and concealing the truth from subordinates, is completely normal in the prehistoric world. It has happened before and will continue to happen again. A conservative estimate is that this trend will continue until the final day of the prehistoric world's collapse. Hongjun's words are so difficult to execute. Deng Chanyu doesn't think that if she just gives an order, the gods and Buddhas will immediately respond to her call and obediently help her set up a series of checkpoints on her journey to the West.

Since it is none of her business, the gods and Buddhas are not that active, and she does not have that high prestige.

Her method is to hold meetings over and over again to convey documents from higher authorities, so that you can deeply understand the spirit of your superiors. If one time doesn't work, try twice. If two times don't work, try three times.

Even though Tang Seng knew that the monsters on the road were sent by the gods in heaven to torture him, he could only pretend not to know. These things could be done but not said, at least not in a high-profile manner. The meetings could not be particularly serious meetings, but small meetings had to be held.

How to gather the relevant gods and Buddhas?
A somewhat outdated term was brought back to their minds.

Peach Festival.

They can take advantage of the Peach Festival to call together the gods and Buddhas from the "relevant departments" to discuss and communicate in a small circle.

"I think this is a bit difficult. I don't object to the Peach Festival, but what about the peaches? Theoretically, all the peaches have been ruined by Sun Wukong." Phoenix immediately expressed his disapproval.

A hundred years have passed since Phoenix became the Emperor of Heaven. The Peach Festival that all the immortals have been looking forward to is still being delayed, but it will not be delayed any longer.

It’s not so bad for the top-level gods. They don’t have to worry about incense, they have enough heavenly merit, and they have top-notch welfare benefits.

You don’t have to worry about the soldiers at the bottom. If you don’t do it, there are plenty of people who will!
Many middle-level and lower-middle-level gods rely on the peaches to improve their cultivation and increase their lifespan. They are the class that needs to be won over by the Peach Festival.

In the past, she could use Haotian not being at home, Haotian being sick, or Haotian being dead as an excuse, but now that Fenghuang has become the master of the three realms, she can no longer remain indifferent to the expectations of the immortals, so she turned to her "group friends" for help.

Yuxu spoke first: "The Huangzhong plum only produces thirty fruits in thirty thousand years. Who can eat them all? I can't help you here."

Deng Chanyu followed closely behind, "The Xiantian Wutong tree is with the teacher. Even if it bears fruit, I'm afraid the quantity won't be large. The environment of that world hasn't completely stabilized yet."

Moonlight also complained: "There are only a few Bodhi fruits left by Brother Zhunti at Lingshan, but they are just trees without roots and water without a source. If we eat one, there will be one less duck."

Phoenix is ​​speechless. Is it true that there is nothing you can do about your feelings?
She couldn't help but ask, "So, where did that Xiantian Peach Tree guy go?"

"I don't know."

"do not know."

"I don't know!"

(End of this chapter)