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Chapter 504 Venus and the Purple Emperor brutally beat up Guanyin

The once clear sky was shrouded in dark clouds, and a beam of light, resembling both moonlight and starlight, fell from the heavens and pierced the ceiling of the Dafu Psychological Counseling Center.

With a silver and black color scheme, Feng Xue wore a cloak woven from moonlight, and a dragon pearl that seemed to be coiled around her waist with five Chinese dragons slowly rotating. Features of gold and jade appeared on the surface of her armor, and slight electric currents with mosaic effects like dissipating data jumped around her.

The interaction and collision of classical silver bell sounds and modern electronic music create a unique texture that is both classical and modern, both cyberpunk and rock.

"Holy crap, this meme is awesome! Is it Kamen Rider or Armor Hero?"

Zhou Dafu's eyes widened. He ignored the fact that the other party had occupied his altar and quickly pulled out a small portable altar from his pocket. Although the effect was not as good, it was useful at any time.

However, Feng Xue had no time to observe Zhou Dafu's behavior at this moment. She threw a small bell to record the event, but her figure left a dazzling trajectory like a star trail. The next moment, she punched the face of the Buddha, which had finally regained its mobility due to the broken ceiling.

click!
The golden body emitted a crisp sound like a crackling ice cream cone, while its large, fan-like hands were already clasped together in front of it.

"collapse!"

The bronze tone, like the resounding of a great bell, accompanied the booming action of clasping hands. However, with Yingbao's mobility aid, this slow attack couldn't even catch a glimpse of Feng Xue.

His figure left trails of afterimages in the air. The giant Buddha was like an unlucky fellow being swarmed by mosquitoes in the summer, frantically waving his hands, but still unable to touch Feng Xue in the slightest.

However, this situation made Feng Xue frown, because in his impression, the people of the Celestial Realm should not only have this kind of strength.

Although the only celestial being he had actually met was Delis, according to Delis, she was just a low-level civil servant who had recently graduated.

"There is a conspiracy!"

As soon as the thought crossed Feng Xue's mind, her gaze immediately locked onto the "Sword Immortal." Upon closer inspection, she immediately saw that the other party was concentrating his willpower to cast a spell, and the aura he exuded was clearly the same as that of Delis in her early days, borrowing willpower from the Heavenly Realm!
"Good heavens, so this was just a shield? They actually used my hatred for Buddhism to incite hatred, how despicable!"

Feng Xue cursed inwardly, turned around, shook off the giant Buddha, and rushed towards the "sword immortal" who was casting a spell.

"Holy crap, don't come any closer! We're on the same side!" Li Xing's eyes widened instantly. This wasn't some Monkey King, this was the Great Emperor of the Central Heaven Purple Star and the North Pole!

"Zhao, is this the destiny that a demon god can possess?"

Li Xing was completely dumbfounded. Damn it, even that rich kid Zhang Wang didn't say he was looking for such a powerful figure!
"No, that's not right. It just looks similar. The other party's system is not a star lord based on willpower and faith. But the Ziwei Emperor, who is self-sufficient in willpower, is even more terrifying!"

Li Xing thought to himself, although his strength far surpassed that of this "Your Majesty", he knew his own situation. He was born in the Heavenly Realm and had been learning how to become a god since childhood. He also had all kinds of Heavenly Realm resources. This person, on the other hand, had worked hard in the mortal realm. If he were to be brought to the heavens, he would definitely become a powerful star lord!
Thinking of this, he even dispelled the counterattack, fearing that injuring this big shot would lead to future retaliation. While neutralizing the opponent's attack, he said:

"Big brother, I'm Venus, here to take you to heaven! Stop messing around, okay?" "Venus? So I've become a monkey?" Feng Xue thought to himself, but the other party's reaction seemed to be true. His hand movements were a little slow, but the sound of air being torn apart behind him made him instantly move away.

Seeing that the temporary job was dead, Li Xing knew that there was no way to talk without resolving her issue. He immediately pointed his fingers like a sword, and taking advantage of the dark clouds caused by Feng Xue's transformation, a ray of starlight descended from the sky like a sharp sword.

Venus, the bright star of the long night, pierced through the stiff Buddha statue. As the Buddha's power scattered, Li Xing flicked his sleeve and stuffed the woman into it.

"This is..." Feng Xue paused, watching the kidnapper's speed surpass even her own. She held the jade gourd in her hand for a moment, then stopped. Li Xing, however, pretended not to notice and smiled, saying:
"This is just a temporary worker who got scammed by the Blissful Student Loan scheme. Take her back and get her registered again, and she'll be a good employee."

"I just feel like you're talking nonsense," Feng Xue muttered to herself. But she couldn't bring herself to hit someone who was smiling, especially since the other person was clearly a level above her. Besides, the slut and Liu Yunxi weren't around, and a direct confrontation wouldn't be effective. After a moment's thought, she spoke:

"Shall we find a place to talk?"

"Wait a moment, let me take care of things here first." Li Xing was delighted to see that Feng Xue was willing to talk, but as the Jade Emperor's secretary, he knew the importance of cleaning up the mess. He took out a large red button from his sleeve that looked like a bomb detonator switch. As soon as the button was pressed, the crowd that had gathered seemed to have collectively lost their memory and quickly dispersed.

"This is a prop commonly used by the Celestial Bureau's staff, similar to a spell to disperse idlers, but more effective, and it also provides a rationalization of perception. Before long, everyone's memories of this place will turn to things like a gas explosion. Of course, those who already possess supernatural powers won't be affected," Li Xing explained. Feng Xue immediately understood, but he turned to look at the Chow Tai Fook restaurant in the corner, thought for a moment, and then pulled out two gold bars, saying:
"I'm sorry, this trouble was caused by me. Consider these local specialties an apology! See you again sometime!"

……

“No…” Zhou Dafu watched the two disappear from sight, then looked down at the small altar in his hand and said speechlessly:

"How could there be such an outrageous meme: Venus and the Ziwei Emperor beating up Guanyin Bodhisattva?"

At this point, his expression suddenly changed, and he immediately took out his phone and dialed a number—

"Hey! Yes, it's me, Chow Tai Fook! I'm not selling jewelry! I'm serious! Right, has there been a mysterious resurgence lately? No, I'm not kidding, I've got a god-level meme, yes, not an adjective, it's really god-level. It started as a Chinese Ghost Story, with the swordsman and the scholar fighting Cihang Pudu, and then suddenly it switched to Xianxia, ​​with Taibai Jinxing and Ziwei Dadi fighting Guanyin Bodhisattva... I'm not crazy! I'm fucking running a psychological counseling center!"

……

Leaving aside how Zhou Dafu reported it, Feng Xue and Li Xing had already found a coffee shop. The two grown men sat in a booth, looking at each other awkwardly.

Fortunately, Li Xing had several years of experience in the industry, and he quickly came up with a point of entry, saying:

"You should know about the celestial realm, right?"

(End of this chapter)