I have to get lucky right away.

Chapter 506 Fishing
Li Xing left decisively, and Feng Xue didn't linger in the coffee shop either. He didn't even look at the ritual on the piece of paper; he just had Xiao Lingdang scan it as a backup before destroying it.

After all, memes exist in this world. Who knows if the business card Li Xing gave us might also contain some kind of information meme? If it's like some mysterious language, which can be triggered simply by reciting or memorizing it, then we're really in trouble.

Looking at her watch, Feng Xue realized it was almost time, so she went to a supermarket, bought some fresh fruits and vegetables, and strolled leisurely home.

"You're back? Dinner won't be ready for a while!"

As the door opened, Liu Yunxi's voice came from the kitchen. Feng Xue glanced at the woman playing on her phone on the sofa. Seemingly noticing Feng Xue's gaze, Fina, who was squatting on the sofa, raised her eyelids and said:

"Why are you looking at me? I'm watching the Earth Goddess very carefully!"

"Could you help me check if there are any shops for rent nearby and take care of the paperwork? I want to open a pharmacy."

"No, why did you suddenly decide to open a pharmacy? Are you short of money or are you planning to find people to test your drugs again?"

Fina looked at Feng Xue with a puzzled expression, while Feng Xue was momentarily speechless.

"Make yourself clear, what do you mean by 'again, finding people to test the drug'? It's not like I frequently find people to test the drug."

“Isn’t that right?” Fina tilted her head and looked at Sarah, who, without looking up, replied directly:
"I was just saying that given his personality, he would probably use people as guinea pigs quite often, but I didn't say that he frequently used people to test drugs."

"Isn't that the same thing?" Fina seemed to have caught a disease called being unable to hold back her words. Feng Xue immediately wanted to step forward and demonstrate the old-fashioned mechanical repair methods he inherited from his grandmother. Seeing Feng Xue already raising his fist, Fina quickly raised her phone and said:
"Alright, alright! It's all registered. We're the Feng family of Lingnan, registered in the Tang Dynasty, and all taxes will be paid directly to the Tang Dynasty. No one will dare to mess with us in Yingzhou!"

"Damn it, who told you to change the household registration like that! Do you think they don't keep records? Change it back, just set up an offshore corporation!"

Feng Xue's face darkened. Did they really think that the archives of the various factions in the Sea World weren't connected?
"Alright, alright, this is such a hassle. By the way, are you planning to reissue the documents, or should I just print them for you? We have a micron-level printer; it'll be even more realistic than the real thing!"

"Make a copy first, then go through the replacement process. At least there needs to be proof that it was issued. Also, help me find a storefront nearby, a regular small pharmacy will do. If there's a pharmacy for sublet that I can rent directly, that would be best."

Although Fina is a bit slow on the uptake, with Sara filling in the gaps and her incredible computing power, the simple network intervention was quite effective. If it were ten years earlier, just by creating tens of thousands of zombie accounts to join groups and grab red envelopes, they could have earned enough to start their business.

Of course, Feng Xue wasn't short of money. If she really needed it, she could just go to Uncle Chen's mahjong parlor and play a couple of rounds.

However, because Feng Xue had played mahjong day and night for over a month in her early years, she really didn't want to touch that thing again if she weren't forced to survive.

Seeing that Fina had finished the task in the blink of an eye, Feng Xue's interest in "finding something for the child to do" vanished. She slumped onto the sofa, turned on the TV that hadn't been used for months, and watched the advertisements that flashed by randomly.

"Dinner is ready." Soon after, Liu Yunxi carried four dishes and a soup out of the kitchen, interrupting Feng Xue's slacking off. Although Feng Xue no longer had a strong need for food, he still maintained this habit of "being human".

"Why are you looking at me?" Fina, who had just reached for her chopsticks, noticed Feng Xue's gaze, glanced at the plate, and then withdrew her chopsticks, saying weakly:

"Can you go ahead and pick them up first?"

"I didn't... never mind." Feng Xue figured that bringing up the topic of "being human" would probably make that dog of a woman explode, so she decided to give up on her appeal and lowered her head to start eating. Liu Yunxi, watching Feng Xue's eating habits, suddenly said, "Why are you thinking about opening a pharmacy again? Are you planning to cultivate a new god? Or maybe get some faith for Kaguya-hime here?"

"That's for later. If we want to ascend in the future, we can certainly consider developing the pantheon. But for now, the main function of the pharmacy is fishing."

Feng Xue picked up a piece of tomato and egg with her chopsticks and put it into the bowl, speaking very casually. Liu Yunxi tilted her head slightly, somewhat puzzled, and asked:

"Fishing? Fishing for whom? People from the heavens?"

"It shouldn't be. This guy just fought with someone from the Celestial Realm." Fina puffed out her cheeks and mumbled indistinctly. Liu Yunxi was taken aback upon hearing this, and Feng Xue also frowned and said:
"How did you know?"

"Kaguya told me," Fina immediately shrugged, shifting the blame. Feng Xue pinched her brow, then shook her head.
"It wasn't a formidable enemy; it was easily dealt with. As for fishing, it was really just a test; whether it would bite or not was secondary."

"I know, it's the Legend of the White Snake, right?"

Mo Ying's voice rang in Feng Xue's mind, and Feng Xue rolled her eyes and said:
"You are the only one who is smart!"

"That's right! Since you and I can trigger the 'A Chinese Ghost Story' bond together, then the White Snake and the pharmacy can definitely fish for Fahai! Speaking of which, what kind of Fahai will we catch? The Great Mighty Heavenly Dragon version? After all, you just defeated Ksitigarbha..."

Mo Ying was chattering away in her mind. Feng Xue suddenly felt that this ghost was a bit too much of a shut-in. She had given her a phone to learn painting, but she had spent all her time watching movies and reading novels. Was that okay?

However, Mo Ying's guess was indeed correct; he did open the pharmacy to try and trigger the Legend of the White Snake meme.

But his interest in fishing for Fahai was secondary; his main goal was to see what extent this meme could achieve. Was it simply a way to bring together individuals with the right elements, or would it generate a fate-related influence based on the core of the meme, or would it simply be a mysterious re-enactment of the whole thing?
Of course, besides that, he had other ideas, such as...

"Ding-dong-"

"Good heavens!" Feng Xue put down her chopsticks and saw Liu Yunxi about to get up. She was immediately alarmed and quickly said, "Yunxi, sit down and don't open the door. What if it's Cao Cao outside?"

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Liu Yunxi was baffled by Feng Xue's actions, but Feng Xue retorted righteously:

"This is a meme world; you never know when 'speak of the devil and he appears'!"

Although Liu Yunxi didn't quite understand Feng Xue's thought process, she was obedient and immediately sat down, though her eyes kept drifting towards the door.

Feng Xue strode to the door, and as the door opened, a seemingly amiable young man appeared before her.

"Excuse me……"

"Your Majesty, if you need anything, just give me your instructions. Please don't tamper with the database."

(End of this chapter)