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Chapter 522 Tampering with the Book of Life and Death

Extraterrestrials (ET), like unidentified flying objects (UFO) and unidentified life forms (UA), are very common types of memes, and because of their similar characteristics, they often appear together.

Not to mention the official countermeasures departments, Chow Tai Fook alone receives seven or eight related cases every year.

However, there are differences between aliens. The weak ones are no different from cats and dogs, while the strong ones have once threatened the entire civilization. For example, more than 20 years ago, there was a period of "Martian fever" that created a meme of Martians, aliens with powerful technology. Their power overwhelmed the technology that humans had at the time, and even triggered a so-called "doomsday crisis".

In order to fight against the Martians who are invading Earth, humanity has united like never before. On one hand, they have formed the "Meme Twisters" legion to use the power of memes to keep the Martians in the sky. On the other hand, they have made various alien movies, using comedies, dramas and even dark humor to give the Martian meme all sorts of weaknesses.

In the end, a dark comedy from the Northern Continent garnered the most attention, which in turn implanted the Martians' weakness of "exploding when they hear rock music," thus averting the disaster.

As a result, Beiju Luzhou also acquired a lot of technology associated with the Martian memes, and in the field of scientific research, it once surpassed the Tang Empire.

This led to a global rock music boom for a period of time.

Now, this big shot Feng Xue suddenly claims to have captured an alien, who happens to look like a monk. The big shot also claims that he is the offspring of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, which makes Zhou Dafu wary.

Because he keenly sensed the shadow of the idea that "all the gods and Buddhas in the sky are actually aliens" in this passage.

This is different from ordinary aliens, because with an alien, it doesn't matter how absurd or darkly humorous you make it in a movie, since you can portray aliens however you want.

But gods and Buddhas are different. If you make an absurd movie and use all sorts of ridiculous and idiotic methods to kill all the gods and Buddhas, you might have to apologize to believers all over the world!
Thinking of this, Zhou Dafu immediately tensed up, and his tone became somewhat stiff as he said:

"Um, may I check it first?"

"Of course, I just want you to help him do a full-body checkup, you know, the kind at the meme level, the more detailed the better, don't worry about side effects, cancer, reduced lifespan, complications or anything like that, just try to collect all the data you can!"

Feng Xue was very satisfied with Zhou Dafu's answer and waved her hand, signaling him to go ahead and do it.

When Zhou Dafu heard him say that, he said it was unnecessary. Meme monitoring is not like X-rays or anything. It is more about collection, comparison and analysis. However, seeing that Feng Xue was serious, he immediately prepared for the ceremony.

The altar, a blend of technology and fantasy, continuously outputs set after set of data, which is then analyzed by Chow Tai Fook's database and converted into corresponding numbers.

Zhou Dafu looked at each item one by one, then suddenly paused, saying:

"Boss, is this a living person?"

"That's right, didn't I tell you? This is the offspring of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, not just a simple meme!"

"Gah!" Zhou Dafu's eyes rolled back, and he almost fainted. Fortunately, Feng Xue quickly cast a healing spell on him, which stabilized him.

"Forget it, I won't ask where this came from. Anyway, whatever you need to check, I'll just print out a form for you. If you have any related questions, just contact the authorities directly." Zhou Dafu rubbed his temples, but Feng Xue said:
"It's not about checking anything. Let me put it this way, I want to find some 'things' on him. First, I'll do a full body check, then I'll perform some procedures, and you can check again to see if there are any changes."

"I see!" Zhou Dafu relaxed a bit after hearing Feng Xue's explanation. Since it was being used as a medical examination instrument, there shouldn't be any risk. He immediately replied:

"I have all the records here, you can begin."

“Alright.” Feng Xue reached out and pulled out a yellow talisman. With a flick of her finger, the talisman spontaneously combusted. “???” Zhou Dafu stared at the words “Imperial Edict to Investigating Judge” flashing across the talisman, his eyelids twitching. Good heavens, when people draw talismans, they do so in the name of their ancestral master to ask relevant deities to do something. This talisman is directly ordering a judge to do something in its own name! And it’s the Investigating Judge… If I remember correctly, isn’t that one of the Four Great Judges?

As for the text that followed, representing the judge's real name and specific orders, he couldn't understand it and didn't dare to look at it, fearing that he might trigger some special meme and offend the judge.

However, Feng Xue had already made arrangements. As soon as the yellow talisman burned, the judge below immediately received the message. He immediately opened the Book of Life and Death, and the judge wrote a line of text into the Book of Life and Death with swift strokes. Before the ink was dry, the judge also took out a yellow talisman, respectfully activated it, and conveyed the message that the matter had been resolved to Feng Xue.

Having received the judge's summons, Feng Xue used the Heavenly Longevity Observation Technique to look above the monk's head, but did not see any numbers appear. She raised an eyebrow slightly.

"As expected, simply recording someone in the Book of Life and Death cannot change their life form?"

Thinking of this, Feng Xue nodded thoughtfully and said to Zhou Dafu:

"Alright, check it again."

"Alright!" Although Zhou Dafu didn't know what Feng Xue had done, he still restarted the equipment. A series of readings flashed through the equipment, and the comparison results were quickly generated.

"Huh?" Zhou Dafu looked at the comparison data, momentarily stunned. Seeing this, Feng Xue immediately asked:

"what's the situation?"

“In terms of data, there are three more feature codes, but there are no related records in the database. We need to analyze their composition directly, which will take some time.” Zhou Dafu said this, but he was extremely excited in his heart because he had a feeling that these three memes might be related to some extremely exaggerated secret.

Feng Xue has no time to spare right now. Having defeated the direct descendants of Ksitigarbha, the Blissful Sect shouldn't be able to send out a more suitable opponent for the time being, so he's not too concerned.
"Don't rush this. I'll do a few more comparative experiments. Record them and then we'll do a more in-depth analysis."

Without waiting for Zhou Dafu's response, he took out another yellow talisman and lit it:
"Could you check it again?"

"no problem!"

Chow Tai Fook, without suspecting anything, quickly started the equipment before saying:

"The results are no different from those of the first monitoring."

"Hmm." Feng Xue nodded, saying nothing, but borrowed some ink from Zhou Dafu's altar, added a few words to the yellow talisman, and then burned it again...

……

"What is Your Majesty planning to study?" The judge, who had just deleted the name of the armored Arhat from the Book of Life and Death, wondered. But soon, Feng Xue's new instructions came down with the yellow talisman.

"Add more? Wait... there's a new requirement!"

Just as the judge was about to put pen to paper, he suddenly noticed a few extra words. His expression changed slightly, but a smile appeared on his face...

(End of this chapter)