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Chapter 600 You monster, you think you can fool me? Do you think I'm really Tang Sanzang?

Chen Xuan was not tempted by the gold and silver cups at all. Even back in Chang'an, with his unlucky fate, he would never have believed that he could encounter such good fortune!

As for now...

Just kidding, he's Tang Sanzang now!

In the story of Journey to the West, how many times has Tang Sanzang been tricked out of his way by various tricks?

Besides, he had witnessed Feng Xue's extraordinary ability to turn stone into gold, so he didn't care about a mere gold cup!

Thinking of this, Chen Xuan immediately put on an expression that said, "I've seen through everything." The other party's foul curses, after being translated and coupled with the AI's tone, actually made him somewhat amused.
"Hmph! You're angry now that I've seen through you, aren't you?"

The young man, who possessed the destiny of Hermes, finally understood the saying, "People really do laugh when they're extremely speechless," and pointed sharply at himself, saying:
"I am Hermes. Haven't you heard of me?"

"River God? What kind of accent is that?!" Chen Xuan rolled his eyes as he listened to the AI ​​translation of "River God," but still said:
"Golden axe, silver axe, who doesn't know that? But what river god dresses like you? Your fur is showing! Aren't you ashamed?"

"I [beep]!" Hermes glared, glanced down at his robes, and roared.
"That's how Hermes dresses! You ignorant blasphemer!"

"Ha, who's really so ignorant? You barbarians from the Western Regions probably only know a tattered piece of cloth as the best clothes you've ever seen, right? Tsk tsk, how pathetic!"

Chen Xuan's tone was perfectly translated by AI, and Hermes' face suddenly turned bright red. He glared, gritting his teeth. If it weren't for expanding his destiny, how could he, a possessor of the destiny of one of the twelve main gods, possibly become a river god? (Note ①)
The reward I'm giving you is to protect your destiny, and you still dare to doubt it?
"Mortal! Watch your words!" Hermes suppressed the urge to smash the cup, maintaining as authoritative a tone as possible. "Step out of this barrier with piety and accept the reward you deserve for your honesty! This is divine grace!"

"Look! Look! You were just trying to trick me into leaving!" Chen Xuan said, pointing at Hermes with a "I knew it" look on his face. "I knew you were up to no good! Divine grace? Only that dim-witted monk in the original story would fall for such a trick! All you're trying to do is trick me into leaving the circle, right? Bah! When the Great Sage Equaling Heaven returns, he'll teach you what the Ruyi Jingu Bang is all about!"

While saying this, Chen Xuan carefully observed the other party's movements. After confirming that the other party really couldn't break through this circle, he finally felt relieved. He even turned around and walked to the side of the tent, took out a log with two grooves cut out, and started a fire. He had learned this when he was wandering around Tibet. Those "Tibetans" called this a big candle!

"You...you utterly foolish blasphemer!" Hermes was already on the verge of losing his composure as he watched the flames slowly rise. There was no way around it; after all, the Primordial Hermes was someone whose defenses were easily breached. If he weren't so easily breached, he wouldn't have been matched with such a destiny.

At this moment, I got angry. I originally wanted to interact with you as a kind river god, but since you don't know what's good for you, I won't pretend anymore!
The River God is offline!

The one standing before you now is the god of thieves!
Hermes' aura shifted slightly, but it didn't attract Chen Xuan's attention. He sat quietly by the fire as if nothing had happened, letting the flames warm him...

brush!
"Where's the fire?"

Chen Xuan's eyes widened, and he turned his head, only to see that shamelessly dressed guy holding a log with a sly smile on his face.

"???"

Chen Xuan's expression changed, his brows furrowed, and he stared at the other party nervously. Could it be that this was a monster capable of breaking through the Great Sage's defenses?
"Scared? Kneel down and beg for my forgiveness! Maybe I can let you go!" Chen Xuan was initially quite flustered, but after hearing what he said, he suddenly calmed down. If he could hurt him, why would he waste his breath?

Thinking of this, he instead put his hands on his hips and said:
"You barbarian! A monster is a monster. You're still a long way from becoming a god! Don't think you're so great just because you know how to move five ghosts. When the Great Sage returns, he'll smash you to death with his staff!"

After saying that, Chen Xuan was worried that his mindset was not firm enough, so he simply turned into the tent and decided to pick up the "Journey to the West" that Feng Xue had given him to distract himself.

then……

Swish!
Suddenly, a gust of cold wind blew by, and Chen Xuan's face turned green instantly. The tent he had just set up was gone!

"Zhao! You bastard!" Chen Xuan glared at the fake god who, despite frantically tossing the tent aside, still wore a smug smile, and couldn't help but curse.

However, just as Chen Xuan found it funny when Hermes scolded him before, Chen Xuan's impotent rage now made Hermes feel smug!

"Well? Aren't you going to surrender yet?"

"Dream on!" Chen Xuan stared wide-eyed. Regardless of how the other party took the item, since he wasn't hurt, it meant they were powerless and he couldn't fall for their provocation!

Just as he was thinking this, he suddenly felt his waist loosen; his belt was gone, and then his shoes, socks, and shirt...

Like putting on and taking off equipment in a video game, Chen Xuan's belongings began to disappear one by one, then reappeared in Hermes' hands. Looking at Chen Xuan, whom he had stripped naked, he laughed and said:
"Hmph, this is what happens when you offend me! Now, who's shameless?"

Chen Xuan shielded the man's black genitals, his face turning pale and then red, and a cold wind blew, raising goosebumps all over his body.

Although his internal strength had now reached a level that could withstand the cold, as a civilized person, the feeling of being stripped naked was really hard to bear!
The person who started all this was sitting leisurely on a branch of a large tree in the distance, holding a bag of unbranded potato chips, enjoying the spectacle.

"It can actually pass through the barrier! The things that destiny can do are much higher than I imagined! It seems I can't just rely on my divine position. I should also explore the characteristics of the Great Sage Equaling Heaven's destiny... Hmm, where should I start? Stealing peaches and pills? Making havoc in the Heavenly Palace? Or the Seventy-Two Earthly Fiends' transformations?"

Feng Xue pondered for a moment, but was not in a hurry to rescue Chen Xuan. This friend had a good foundation and his willpower, cultivated from his bad luck since childhood, was also decent, but his mentality always exuded the feeling of a loser, which was not good.

Feng Xue was now trying to see how much composure Chen Xuan had. Whether he couldn't resist jumping out to fight this "god" or remained unmoved in the circle, ignoring the other party's mockery, Feng Xue would consider it a step forward. What she feared was that he would get angry but not dare to take the plunge. Such indecisiveness was a major taboo.

"But this road is still long, I'll give you half an hour! Let me see if you're Tang Sanzang or Tang Sanzang!" Feng Xue took out her alarm clock, turned it a few times, and then continued eating her potato chips...

(End of this chapter)