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Chapter 679 The Dao is in Excrement and Urine (The End of the Main Story)

As dawn broke, dappled light filtered through the carved window frames, casting shadows across the courtyard. A crisp, grassy scent filled the air, mingling with the distant, gentle white noise of a light breeze and drizzle, making one succumb to the languid comfort of the early morning.

Feng Xue leaned lazily against the soft couch, seemingly hesitant about getting up now. He looked no different from before, yet everything about him seemed different. It wasn't a change in appearance, but rather an... indescribable aura, as if the very rules of the space around him naturally softened and harmonized around him as he sat there.

Liu Yunxi sat beside him, slowly placing the breakfast she had just prepared on the small table in front of the soft couch. As if she had heard something, a faint, enigmatic smile curved her lips:

"Your methods for dealing with the Elysium system have already spread. I'm saying, we're supposed to be 'Gods' by now, can't we use some more respectable magic?"

"Hey, you're supposed to be the 'snake of desire and temptation,' shouldn't you be doing something more in line with your role at this time and in this situation?"

Feng Xue reached out and hugged Liu Yunxi, her hands fidgeting, and her tone carrying a hint of innuendo.

Liu Yunxi knew what he wanted to do, but whenever she thought of the Pure Land of Bliss, which was buried under the smelly "yellow mud," she always felt that something was wrong.

Good heavens! The entire Pure Land of Bliss, if laid out on Earth, would cover half a continent, and that thing filled it all! It didn't just fill space, it even filled the pool of wishes!
Not to mention that Feng Xue also used the same contagious method that Delis Tai Su used when she was incarnated. It is said that when the spell took effect, all the wooden and clay sculptures, Buddha statues and shrines in all the planes under the jurisdiction of the Bliss System all spewed out "shrimp". Let alone seeing them, Liu Yunxi could not even muster the slightest interest just thinking about it.

Seeing her expression, Feng Xue knew that some things were still too shocking for Snake. Actually, it wouldn't be so bad if he had just seen it, since he had used "eating shrimp" before. But now, with him obtaining the special divine position of God, which has both Eastern and Western faiths, Liu Yunxi, as his other half, has also obtained the position of the embodiment of desire and temptation through the snake's body.

This power allows her to easily perceive the desires of others, especially in the Heavenly Realm, a place where everything is inseparable from the power of will. She only needs to slightly loosen her senses to understand the feedback of the power of will that is entirely composed of thoughts in the most direct way. This is indeed too exciting for a snake demon whose real age is not yet over a hundred and who has only been in the mortal world for a few years.

Faced with this situation, Feng Xue could only helplessly shrug and say:

"Eating shrimp is such a great spell! Not only is its deterrent power outstanding, but more importantly, it's a permanent solution! You have to understand, no matter how many times you suppress the Elysium system, it will always emerge. You can't just directly ban systems related to Elysium from ascending to the Celestial Realm, right? Although even if I asked for that, the Celestial Realm would probably agree, we can't set a precedent. If we ban the Elysium system today, will we ban Takamagahara tomorrow? And the day after tomorrow, the Brahma system? If this continues, will the Celestial Realm ever need fresh blood? How can a stagnant pool develop?"

At this point, Feng Xue suddenly paused, and the corners of her mouth involuntarily curled up:

"In comparison, the shrimp-eating trick is much better. Its strength lies in its special will power structure. The Bliss system itself follows the path of sharing divine positions and incarnating into countless forms. After being submerged by this trick, the entire Bliss system will be marinated."

"Afterwards, as long as you walk this path, as long as there is a common ground in the structure of your vows, as long as you touch upon those Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, Arhats, and Vajras, regardless of whether there is an actual lineage relationship, you will exude that indelible 'scent.' You don't even need to carefully distinguish it; you can tell it's related to those damned bald monks just by smelling it. It will also save so many unlucky souls from accidentally taking out student loans from them. This is a great merit!"

Liu Yunxi held down Feng Xue's fidgeting hand and glared at him irritably: "It doesn't matter what the Blissful System is like, what matters is your reputation! You're supposed to be a Supreme God, playing with that stuff is so beneath you!"

"Losing face?" Feng Xue chuckled, straightening his posture slightly and saying seriously, "Do you understand that the Dao is in excrement and urine? I'm helping them attain enlightenment! When they can truly let go of that usury trick, stop being obsessed with the amount of incense and prayers, and genuinely walk and understand the 'dependent origination and emptiness' principle written in their scriptures, they will naturally wash away that stench. I'm doing this with good intentions, guiding people towards goodness, you know?!" He then raised an eyebrow, as if suddenly realizing something, and said with a displeased expression:

"By the way, you said someone dared to talk behind my back?"

Upon hearing this, Feng Xue's eyes immediately darted around. In the corner of the room, a figure that was hard to notice even when still suddenly twitched. Upon closer inspection, good heavens, wasn't that Delis dressed as a maid?

Seemingly noticing Feng Xue's gaze, she reacted instinctively, immediately shaking her head vigorously and saying, "No! Absolutely not!"

"I told you she'd regained her memory! Quickly, wash her again! Leave this to me; I just learned a new trick!"

Kaguya's voice came from the computer, and Mizorebo's head immediately popped out of the painting on the wall. It glared at Kaguya and said:

"If you want to practice your skills, make your own little figurines! It's my job to discipline this guy! Come on! Follow me into the painting!"

As she spoke, she reached out to pull the trembling Delis into the world of the painting, but before she could reach her, a hand reached out from the monitor blocked her way—not Kaguya, but Little Bell:
"What do you mean, 'your job'? Guiding others is my job..."

At this point, Xiaolingdang seemed to suddenly remember something, and turned to look at Feng Xue, who was snuggling up to Liu Yunxi:

"Master, how about I help you with the guidance first?"

Feng Xue was too lazy to reply, and simply turned her head to look out the window. The next moment, Fina barged in with a large stack of documents, looking sullen. She glanced at Feng Xue, who was still lazing in bed, and said speechlessly:

"Good grief, you're making me handle all the official business, huh? Take a look at these! These are visiting cards and gift lists! From Asgard, Olympus, Celts, Slavs, Egypt, Maya, the Temple of Light, the Dark Realm… basically all sorts of random people are waiting…"

Upon hearing Fina's words, Feng Xue did not immediately respond. Instead, she turned to look at Liu Yunxi, broke free from her grasp, and smiled, saying:
"Look, they still have to beg me!"

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