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Chapter 134: Domestic entertainment and bizarre variety show! Father and son reunited, brothers reun
Chapter 134: Domestic entertainment and bizarre variety show! Father and son reunited, brothers reunited!
"Actors Please Take Place Season 3".
This is a variety show that continuously supplies all kinds of strange "actors" to the domestic entertainment industry.
Perhaps because the curiosity-seeking track has so much traffic, this variety show has continued into its third season.
At the beginning of this year, it caused an incredible commotion. As a result, it was suspended before it had been aired for long. It was not until early August that the news of its resumption was announced.
At the same time, this variety show is also extremely wealthy. The invited mentors, advisors, and other guests are all of very high status. It is the most luxurious competition variety show in the domestic entertainment industry to date.
Check out the mentor lineup:
Jiang Kaige, a famous director in Beijing, is Jiang Cheng's representative work.
Teacher Zhang, the winner of the three major domestic entertainment awards.
International film queen Isabelle Huppert.
Hong Kong Film Emperor Wu Zhenyu, Mr. Wu.
Mr. Zeng, a well-known Hong Kong producer.
Each of the five mentors is very talented, and the program also adopts a rotation mechanism. In other words, other big names in the film industry will join in the middle and late stages.
Including Sheng Ning, Shang Youshu, Li Qian and Chi Ye from the staff group.
And 46 "contestants", this lineup is really luxurious...
Yes, this show has 46 "actors" who will compete on the same stage after the "audit rating".
Ikeno couldn't imagine how much the production crew hated domestic entertainment that they actually gathered all these people together in one show!
Even if it means death, we must provide various humanoid creatures for domestic entertainment.
Among the list of actors who participated in the competition, those who were familiar to him included Zhang Xianming, Lin Zeyu, Su Ran, Rise sisters-in-law and other "Rise relatives group", Yangzi, Yangzi's ex-wife, Xiang You and other "relatives and friends group", the main theme of which was a reunion of brothers and a reunion of fathers and sons!
This doesn’t even include the many small internet celebrities, idols, and obscure celebrities…
It's too messy, this show is not a variety show, it's clearly a curiosity variety show!
"Is Mr. Wu your partner in the new movie?"
"correct."
half a month later.
Jin Xia was helping Chi Ye pack up her things... well, she squatted beside the suitcase and had been folding Chi Ye's clothes for half an hour. She was still not satisfied with the way she folded them: "Why are these clothes not folded nicely... Let me do it again."
At Chi Ye's signal, Xiao Liu took over the work tremblingly. The old lady looked up and said unhappily, "Teacher Chi, do you dislike my inability to work?"
"meeting."
The old lady's face drooped and she didn't say anything.
"You see, you don't like it when I tell you the truth."
"Please repeat it!"
This summer is urging.
"Then ask."
"Teacher Chi, do you dislike my inability to work?"
"dislike."
"Teacher Chi, I'm angry!"
Seeing her flushed little face, Chi Ye was overjoyed. He realized that as long as he could get out of the old lady's little tricks, the initiative would still be in his hands!
"No, no, how could I dislike you for not being able to work? I only dislike you for being too tired."
Ikeno scolded the clothes: "This piece of clothing is so ignorant, how could we let the old lady fold it so many times?! I will throw it away later!"
"...I can't coax you anymore, Teacher Chi. Go ahead. As soon as you leave, I'll go out and find... find... find your sculpture to play with! I want to carve two little claws on it."
Ikeno was puzzled: "Why the little paw?"
"Because you have little claws, you are not afraid of Sheng Ning anymore. Sheng Ning is a hen. If she bullies you, you can claw her and that's it!"
Chiye: "?"
The old lady put away her smile, lowered her head, and said in a bad mood: "Teacher Chi, can you really do without me? Sheng Ning is on that show, but without me. What if she bullies you?"
"What's wrong with this?"
Ikeno was a little speechless. How could he be so "weak" in the eyes of Mr. Buddha?
He was happy: "Don't worry, who knows who will bully whom, it's just a small Sheng Ning, there's nothing to worry about."
"...Then you should go early and come back early."
The old lady nodded dejectedly.
Chi Ye squinted at her and said, "No, don't pretend with me. Don't you have an announcement to run too?"
The aggrieved expression that Jin Xia had just maintained collapsed, and she looked up and snorted twice: "That's different, the variety shows I go to are all good."
"Hey, does that mean 'Actors Please Take Your Place' isn't a good variety show?"
"I don't think so!"
"It's not true!"
"..."
The two of them were flirting as usual, and Chi Ye's things were almost packed.
"My Love from the Star" has been filming for more than a month. After the filming of Ikeno's scenes began, the crew basically focused on the scenes of the male and female protagonists within this month.
This is also the norm in the circle. Because the male and female protagonists are more popular and have higher status, sometimes they need to rush to attend a few announcements in the middle, so they will shoot as many scenes as possible.
For example, this time, Ikeno is going to run the announcement of "Actors Please Take Place", and Karl Lagerfeld is also going to participate in a fashion event + variety show.
Ikeno left in the morning and Lafayette flew in in the evening.
"Goodbye then."
After dinner, Ikeno said goodbye to Mr. Lafayette and the rest of the crew, and boarded the plane to Blueberry Station.
Two and a half hours later, he and his team members landed in Hangzhou. Before they could wait for the pick-up staff at the airport, they met a tall, pure-looking, beautiful lady wearing a pair of big frog-eye glasses at the VIP channel.
"Sister Shang?"
Ikeno shouted.
"Um?!"
Shang Youshu, who was listening to a domineering CEO novel while wearing Bluetooth headphones, was startled and turned around. He was stunned at first, but after looking carefully, he recognized the owner of the beautiful eyes under the mask. His eyes lit up instantly, and then he thought of something and looked embarrassed.
But then she thought, it's all in the past, Ikeno must have forgotten what happened in the Mushroom House last time, right?
"Teacher Koike~"
She walked over with a smile and looked Chi Ye up and down: "This outfit looks really good."
Chiye smiled and said nothing.
He was wearing the same haute couture he had custom-made in France with Karl Lagerfeld last time, so of course it looked good.
"I didn't expect to meet you at the airport. Let's go together?"
"Let's go."
The two of them walked out of the airport together, and Shang Youshu seemed to want to say something but stopped himself several times.
Chi Ye was surprised: "Is there something wrong? If there is something, just tell me!"
"Um... ahem... you... there are quite a few people from your group going this time, including the sister-in-law group... I heard that our first round is to go to the film and television city to audition actors. Can I come with you then?"
Chiye: "..."
He nodded readily: "This time, I'll let you eat your fill."
"Teacher Koike, you are so kind!"
When Sister Shang heard this, her already limited reserve disappeared, and she burst into joy: "Oh, I knew you were a good friend! You're really a treat for me!"
Chiye: "..."
Why does this sound so weird?
"Youshu, Shang Youshu! Stop right there!"
at this time.
A voice suddenly came from behind.
Shang Youshu's manager came running over, his face furious, clutching a small garbage bag filled with braised chicken feet and other high-calorie snack scraps. "Tell me, what's going on? You're eating these again?"
Shang Youshu's face turned serious. After only a second to adjust her mood, she sighed, "Sister, you don't know, I get angry when I mention this. I forgot to bring my contact lenses when I went out today, and I mistook chicken feet for roasted sweet potatoes and ate two by mistake. You know what happened? I'm really impressed by myself. I'm so pissed off!"
She spoke in a serious manner, looking angry.
The agent sneered: "Even roasted sweet potatoes are not an option. Roasted sweet potatoes are so high in calories, can you eat them?"
Shang Youshu muttered, "Sweet potatoes are still okay... I just don't eat meat."
She was so confident and assertive, saying, "Well, I've already eaten it. What do you think? You can't make me spit it out, can you?"
broker:"……"
Chi Ye nodded and shook his head as he listened, and kindly reminded him, "It's okay, you don't have to spit it out, it's too painful. Well...why don't you just eat some Wallace to lubricate your intestines?"
Shang Youshu: “?”
She didn't react for a moment.
Ikeno added, "Also, research shows that as long as you eat clean food, you won't gain weight. Did you finish all the braised chicken feet? If you do, then you'll be fine."
"Oh...right! Teacher Xiaochi is right. Not only did I eat it all, but these chicken feet are also clean. They say that as long as you eat clean, you won't get fat!"
Sister Shang reacted and suddenly realized, pointing at Chi Ye: "Teacher Xiaochi, you are so smart, you have some knowledge in your head. I, Shang, usually admire people like you who are knowledgeable the most..."
"Oh...OMG...Oh my god."
The agent next to him was speechless and looked up at the sky.
One funny guy is enough, and now there is another funny guy?
She also noticed Ikeno. This was the first time she met Ikeno.
I have heard of him before, but as the saying goes, seeing is believing. Only when I actually meet him can I realize how outrageous Ikeno's words are.
I thank you!!
She turned and looked at Shang Youshu frantically: "Sister, you are my sister, isn't that enough? You have gained five pounds this month. If you keep gaining more, you will have to change to a sexy style. You really can't gain any more!"
Shang Youshu: “…”
Her agent is her older sister who has been with her since she debuted. The two of them have supported each other along the way, from being nothing to being partners now. Although they are not family, they are better than family.
She looked up at Chi Ye, hesitated for a moment, pulled her agent aside, and whispered softly, "Oh, I know I was wrong... Then I'll start losing weight tomorrow, okay? Don't be angry."
The manager was a little helpless. He glanced sideways at Ikeno who was waiting for them over there, and then said earnestly, "I know you're careless, but if you go with Ikeno, what if they get photographed?... You, aren't you thinking of giving him a ride because he's had so many haters and enemies lately?"
"Oh, it's okay. We're participating in a show together, and we're not doing anything shameful. It's okay if we get photographed."
Sister Shang smiled and avoided the topic, waving her hand: "Let's go, the production crew must be waiting anxiously."
After the two finished talking, they walked to Chi Ye's side and walked out of the airport together, where they met the staff who came to pick them up.
"Teacher Shang, Teacher Chi."
The production team of "Actors Please Take Your Place" sent an assistant director who warmly welcomed the two into the car, and their team sat in the car at the back.
“Are we starting recording now?”
"No, ours is a little different. We'll go directly to the film city and record it there."
The assistant director explained, “Other teachers will go there too.”
"Ah."
The two nodded. Ikeno took out his cell phone from the back seat and suddenly smelled alcohol.
He glanced sideways and saw Sister Shang secretly picking up the water cup and taking a sip. She noticed his gaze, looked back, and blinked with a smile.
"Teacher Koike..."
"I understand. Drinking some wine to cleanse the stomach will help with weight loss."
Ikeno was very understanding and offered valuable advice: "Also, I suggest you drink a glass of beer every day after meals. Wheat wine also helps digestion."
Shang Youshu was stunned for a moment and shook his head: "One cup is too little..."
Chiye: "..."
It’s not this girl’s fault that she’s “fat”; it has nothing to do with her physique; it’s simply because she can’t control her mouth.
Karl Lagerfeld has a real physique. He never seems to gain weight no matter how much he works.
Sister Shang probably doesn’t know, otherwise she would be drooling with envy.
The two chatted all the way and soon arrived at the film and television city that "Actors Please Take Place Season 3" had spent a huge amount of money to build.
The show starts in the afternoon, and many actors and even mentors come in the morning because they need to do various makeup looks that will be suitable for the camera.
Chi Ye and Shang Youshu were the ones who arrived relatively late.
Moreover, both of them missed the meal. Chi Ye had a bite on the way, but Shang Jie was determined to lose weight and waved her hand without eating.
after an hour.
The two arrived at the film and television city, greeted several mentors backstage, and then waited for notification from the program crew. Then they entered the film and television city to start recording the first episode of "Actors Please Take Place".
Chi Ye was not very familiar with Teacher Zhang, Director Jiang, and the international film queen. The three of them were obviously not familiar with Chi Ye either, and they didn't want to get too familiar with him, so after a simple greeting, Chi Ye started chatting with Teacher Wu and Teacher Zeng.
——This was also the first time these two people met Ikeno, but because of their age difference, their attitude was quite good.
"Handsome boy, it's 'Big Brother'. I've read the script, it's pretty good. Keep it up."
Teacher Wu, speaking Mandarin with an accent, encouraged Ikeno.
Chi Ye smiled and was about to reply when he heard a cold snort in his ear.
He turned around and saw two other members of the staff, Sheng Ning and Li Qian, also walking into the lounge.
The latter had a calm expression and only nodded faintly to Chi Ye.
The former...the cold snort was snorted by Sister Ning.
"What's wrong? Is your throat uncomfortable? Have you smoked too much?"
Chiye replied casually.
Unexpectedly, upon hearing this, Sheng Ning's eyes suddenly lit up, filled with murderous intent: "Chi Ye, what are you trying to do to me?!"
Chiye: "?"
He didn't understand what had offended Sheng Ning, and said calmly, "You smoke too much."
Sheng Ning looked at him for a long time, then looked away, and she was no longer angry.
Everyone around was surprised, and Jiang Cheng and Teacher Zhang, who were familiar with Sheng Ning's personality, looked at her sideways frequently.
Ikeno was feeling suspicious.
Is this woman sick?
"Um...I'm going out for a while."
At this time, Sister Shang took a bite of "Sheng Ninggua", answered a phone call, and stood up to signal.
"Come back soon, the show is about to start."
Agent reminder.
"OK."
Sister Shang nodded, said hello to Chi Ye, and walked out.
After half an hour.
The program team notified the mentors and advisors that they could enter, the 46 "actors" were ready, and the live broadcast started.
Shang Youshu hasn't come back yet.
Her agent got anxious and called her: "Hello? Where have you been? Why haven't you come back yet? The show is about to start!"
"Wuwuwu...Sister, I've been hit."
On the other end of the phone.
Sister Shang squatted in the women's restroom and sobbed, "I have diarrhea now."
"Ah?! Stomach upset?!"
The agent was confused: "Weren't you fine before? Why did you suddenly have a stomachache?"
She thought of something: "Did you run out to steal food?!"
"I listened to Mr. Koike and secretly ordered a Wallace."
Sister Shang was distraught and angry on the other end: "I didn't expect Wallace's chicken to be so tender. As soon as I put it in my mouth, it slipped out of my butt... Wuuuuuu, sister, I'm done, I can't get out."
(End of this chapter)
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