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Chapter 16 Dave Dave, men cheer

Ikeno and Jinxia don't know yet that their whereabouts, which they thought were "flawless", have been discovered by the program crew.

The two walked into the roasted durian shop and bought durian, then went to get lamb skewers and wraps, and then found a sheltered place, eating while observing passers-by.

"How can we have a meal in a place like this..."

"Brown Bear" clumsily pulled open the mask, revealing a beautiful white chin. The delicate little face was blown rosy by the cold wind. At this moment, he was holding a tin foil box of roasted durian. While complaining, he scooped a large spoonful of durian meat with a spoon and stuffed it into his mouth. His pair of peach blossom eyes rolled around, "warning" the people from the program crew at all times.

"Yes, for the old Buddha to have a meal, he has to go to the Potala Palace, play the violin on the spot, and squeeze some caviar on the durian, only then he can be worthy of your status."

Chi Ye squatted beside him and nodded in approval.

"Teacher Chi, your posture is very indecent."

Jin Xia glanced at him, scooped another large spoonful of durian flesh, and stuffed it into her mouth. A deep sense of happiness flashed in her charming peach blossom eyes, but she suddenly thought of something and sighed regretfully: "Alas, this durian is good in every way, why does it smell so bad."

"This durian horse is gone." Ikeno scolded the Earth: "How did it grow? The Earth too, what's wrong? Why aren't the durians it produces fragrant? Come on, let's not be angry about this, don't eat it, and go back to the sun tomorrow."

Jin Xia nodded repeatedly at first, but soon realized what was happening and looked suspiciously, "Are you trying to trick me?"

"No." Chi Ye shook his head decisively: "Think about it, think about it carefully, wasn't I just speaking for you?"

Jin Xia became even more suspicious, a hint of anger flashing in her peach blossom eyes: "Do you think I'm stupid? Can't I hear it?"

"Next time you can only say one word to me at most!"

Chiye: "..."

You are really not stupid!

"Teacher Chi, isn't it inappropriate for us to eat alone here like this?"

Jin Xia took a slow bite of the burrito, chewed it carefully, and swallowed it before she thought of the others.

Chi Ye pointed at the entrance of the store: "There is grilled durian on the menu, otherwise why do you think I came here? After buying the groceries, I will buy their portion and bring it back to them, but..."

He turned to look at Jin Xia: "If you continue to eat at this rate, I'm afraid Teacher Yangzi and Dave in the room will starve to death."

Jin Xia thought about it and nodded: "Okay, then I'll eat quickly."

Instead of chewing thirty times per mouthful, try chewing twenty times per mouthful.

"After you finish eating the durian, go back and eat the rest."

After Chi Ye finished a few bites of the durian, he stood up and prepared to leave.

"Hey, wait for me, why are you in such a hurry?"

Jin Xia followed him unsteadily, like a tumbler, pointing to the empty tin foil box in her hand: "Teacher Chi, I want to eat more. Can you bring me one later?"

"No."

"why?"

“Because we have no money.”

Chi Ye turned around and said, "The portion you ate just now was also your living expenses."

Jin Xia was confused: "No... didn't you treat me? Besides, I looked it up and saw how much a serving of roasted durian costs. I still have a lot of things I haven't tried yet... and I want to eat."

"There's nothing I can do. The living allowance the production team gives me is too little."

Ikeno waved to the PD teacher in the distance and asked curiously, "Have you really never eaten roasted durian before?"

Jin Xia nodded honestly: "No."

"What about burritos and barbecue?"

"...You didn't share any of my mutton skewers just now. You really are stingy."

"..." Chi Ye choked and asked again: "Hot pot?"

"I haven't eaten it. My family said... Sister Mi said those things are unhealthy and won't let me eat them."

Chi Ye was amazed when he heard this, and looked at Jin Xia as if she was an alien.

Jin Xia misunderstood Chi Ye's gaze and said complacently: "How about it, am I healthy?"

Ikeno: "It's so healthy. They say that food these days is made with technology and hard work, and eating it will poison you. But if you don't eat anything, then there's no chance of being poisoned. I understand, Master."

"Teacher Chi, can you be a little gentler to me?"

Jin Xia was unhappy: "Don't you know that it's easy to lose friends if you do this?"

Hearing the sound, it was Chi Ye's turn to become autistic.

"Teacher Jinxia, ​​Teacher Chi..."

Someone from the production team trotted over, and the PD pretended to be clueless and asked, "Why are you two together?"

"Oh, I just happened to meet you."

As expected, Chi Ye did not expose Jin Xia. He just made up an excuse to get by and said, "Then let's go buy some groceries. I see there's a supermarket nearby."

These words were directed at Jin Xia, because there were only the two of them in the camera.

"Okay...um...I'll listen to you."

Jin Xia looked at Chi Ye and wanted to say something, but found that everyone else was there, so she could only nod dejectedly.

The two walked into the supermarket as if nothing had happened and started shopping.

The people from the production crew behind him looked at each other, all feeling, "Let's see how long you can perform."

"Did the people in this group take pictures?"

"Caught it."

"...let's go."

Everyone walked in together.

……

The shopping process was relatively simple. It was the first dinner in the "See You" cabin, and due to insufficient funds, no one picked anything too expensive.

Of course, this summer is an exception.

"Teacher Chi, I want to eat this."

In the fruit section, Jin Xia saw a box of strawberries the size of a child's fist, and her peach blossom eyes sparkled: "I've eaten this kind of strawberry before, it's delicious."

Ikeno nodded: "Indeed, I haven't eaten it, but I know it's delicious."

"Ah? How did you know?"

Ikeno looked at the price of the strawberries and said, "If they don't taste good at this price, I really might lose control of my temper."

"Huh?! What are you going to do?" Jin Xia was shocked.

"I will place crazy orders with this brand on Pinduoduo and then ask for a refund without any reason!"

Jin Xia: “…”

She turned and asked hopefully, "How about we buy a box?"

"Not buying."

"Huh? Why?"

"No money."

Ikeno pushed the shopping cart and said, "With this little money, we can probably buy the leaves from the butts of these strawberries. Oh, by the way, I haven't asked you yet, have you ever eaten the leaves?"

Jin Xia: “…”

It still stood in front of the strawberry like an iron tower, not moving.

"Okay, it's just a small amount of money. Why bother eating strawberries? I'm lucky I didn't make you eat grass."

Seeing her doing this again, Chi Ye pulled her over and said, "Push the cart. You've almost finished shopping. Go check out."

"Teacher Chi."

Brown Bear pushed the shopping cart to Chi Ye's side, looked at the others who were left behind, and said stealthily, "I'm sorry."

Chiye: "Huh?"

Jin Xia blinked her long eyelashes, feeling a little guilty: "I didn't mean to say that just now. Actually, you are a very nice person."

Ikeno then realized what she was talking about.

"What are you talking about? I'm such an outstanding person, if you don't treat me as a friend, it must be someone else's problem."

"Yes, yes." Jin Xia nodded repeatedly. Seeing Chi Ye like this, she immediately felt relieved and began to speak from the bottom of her heart: "You are a good person in every way, except for your mouth."

Chiye: "..."

"What did these two just say? Why don't we know?"

"I feel like they have a secret."

"Something's up."

"No, they don't really think we can't hear them, do they?"

"He turned his back on Huyehei during the shopping process. He's really careful with his money." "'Pinxixi no-questions-asked refund' is hilarious. Who says this is a bad mouth? This is awesome!"

"I think Hu Ye is quite cute sometimes... Oh no, I actually said something like that?! I'm a black guy!"

The two of them "once again" entered the camera range of the program crew, and any movement would naturally be seen by everyone, including the various complaints and actions of Ikeno when he was shopping just now.

He was poor to begin with, and even poorer after joining the program crew. Coupled with his living habits from his previous life, Chi Ye's shopping was not exactly fussy, but he was certainly well organized, which was completely different from the impression his original owner had given everyone on the show.

Ikeno had no idea what was being said in the comments, but judging by the speed at which his like value increased, he vaguely knew that someone liked him again.

This is enough.

The road to whitewashing is long, take it step by step.

"Bill, please."

The two of them came to the cashier, and when they were paying, Ikeno, who was now very sensitive to numbers, keenly noticed that the receipt was five dollars more than he expected.

He glanced at Jin Xia who was pretending nothing had happened, but did not expose her. After paying, he walked out of the supermarket.

At this moment, after some shopping, it was completely dark. Ikeno asked the others to wait here, and he went to the roasted durian shop to buy durian.

When the results came out, I happened to see a stall selling frozen persimmons next to me.

Since it was right in front of him, he couldn't pretend not to see it, so he walked over and picked a few persimmons and put them in a box.

The barrage of comments is floating.

"He's really picking frozen persimmons for Yangzi!"

"Huye, calm down! Take care of your haters!"

"So this is a clean slate, right?!"

"If it weren't for the script and character design, I would have really been impressed."

The audience was once again surprised by Ikeno's behavior.

On this side, a group of people packed up food and vegetables and started their return journey.

"I don't know how Teacher Yangzi and Dave are getting along."

On the road.

Jinxia was not used to the darkness in the "countryside" and followed Chiye closely like a little follower.

"It should be pretty good."

It can’t be Dave Dave, Yangzi cheers, right?

He had also heard about the story of the female boxing champion. It was said that a capitalist wanted to take advantage of her, but she punched him and sent him to the hospital.

The young queen of the music world died on the spot and remained silent for several years until Mango TV prepared "See You", when she re-entered the public eye.

She is truly the No. 1 female Tyson of our time. Beneath her idol-like beauty lies Dave Dave, as violent as men cheer!
……

at the same time.

Tyson, the top female player in the country who was being talked about by Chi Ye and Jin Xia, was now bending over, diligently and conscientiously wiping the kitchen stove.

Not only that, she also had to endure the "torture" from the elderly person next to her.

"You're not wiping this stove right. You can't clean it like this."

Yangzi sat on a small stool beside him like a lord, attacking him with an old man's voice: "But at your age, you shouldn't have suffered much, like I did when I was a kid..."

Shi Dafu gasped, beads of sweat hanging on her white forehead. She turned around to look at Yangzi and nodded simply: "Yeah."

Yangzi frowned.

He thought to himself why this girl was so withdrawn. He had been talking for a long time, but she didn't give him any emotional value at all?

And Ikeno and Ika...

The guests on "See You" are far worse than the guests on "Bitch"!

The worst group of guests he has ever had!
"Xiao Shi, I'm not saying anything bad about you, but why are we on this show? This is a social variety show. Ultimately, we still want to make friends."

"Ah."

"Look, you still find me annoying."

"It's not annoying."

"I don't mind you saying a few more words."

"several?"

Yangzi collapsed and faced the PD camera: "Please, please let them come back soon, this is too embarrassing, I would rather see Ikeno here openly riding on the popularity of Jin Xia than continue to communicate with this little girl!"

PD: "..."

The barrage also burst out laughing.

"It's quite a show."

"Is Shi Dafu jaded? Is there any aftereffects from being hidden away?"

"Don't criticize me so much. Shishi was like this when she was popular before."

"Yangzi, you still have the nerve to criticize others? You don't help with any work and you keep talking nonsense. You're really old-fashioned."

"Shishi is too honest. He works silently without saying a word."

"Please, Chi Ye, come back soon. Only he can cure Yangzi, the father king."

"My favorite episode of Ikeno!"

"Hh, just came back from Ikeno and Konatsu. There was no show there, but it was very sweet."

The barrage of comments was scrolling across the screen, Yangzi was trying every possible way to attract attention, and the shopping duo Ikeno and Jinxia finally returned to the cabin.

"Hello, family, we are back."

Brown Bear bounded into the living room, showing off his trophies: "Look at all the gods and demons we bought for you!"

"Let go. It's not yours. Why are you jumping for joy?"

Ikeno put down a large bag of things, panting.

"I wanted to get it for you, but you said I was stupid and worried I'd break the eggs, so you wouldn't let me."

Jin Xia hummed in rebuttal.

Chi Ye nodded: "That's true. If you really let you bring it all the way back, the hens in the yard would probably cry."

"Hey, did you buy my frozen persimmons? Where are they?"

In the kitchen, Yangzi smelled something and came out, looking like a master: "Have you bought the frozen persimmons?"

Chi Ye glanced at him, and then saw Shi Dafu also walked out of the kitchen with two cups of hot water in her hands.

"Thank you."

He took it and took a sip.

"..." Shi Dafu said quickly: "You're welcome."

"Buy it, buy it. Teacher Chi picked it out especially for you!"

This summer, frozen persimmons are brought out as if to seek credit.

"Oh?" Yangzi raised an eyebrow, squatted down and took a few glances, thinking for a moment: "No, these frozen persimmons are not good at first glance. Chi Ye, I'm not saying anything bad, but what you bought is not good!"

As soon as he said this, everyone was stunned.

"It's begun, it's begun."

“There’s no pre-swing at all?!”

"How can we prevent the show from starting at 0 frames?"

"It's finally time for the chaotic battle I've been looking forward to the most?"

"To be honest, Ikeno picked a good one. We all saw it. Isn't this just picking on someone?"

"Yangzi is so annoying."

The barrage of comments surged, and Chi Ye glanced at Yang Zi sideways.

Are you tired? Just for some popularity.

Yangzi noticed Chi Ye's gaze and felt a little unsure, but decided to show off his "knowledge": "I'm not being pretentious. I used to grow persimmons in my hometown."

"Generally speaking, the less sand in the soil, the worse the persimmons will grow, and the more sand in the soil, the better the persimmons will grow."

"So when choosing persimmons, you must pick those grown in sandy soil with more persimmons, and not those with fewer."

Chi Ye thought for a moment and looked at Yang Zi: "So, less sand means fewer persimmons, enough sand means more persimmons?"

Yangzi clapped his hands and said, "Right! That's a perfect summary. Less sand means fewer persimmons, more sand means more persimmons."

"Yeah." Chi Ye looked at Yangzi's old face and said, "Teacher Yangzi, you are indeed a fool."

(End of this chapter)