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Chapter 20 5-year old fan, come uninvited!
Chapter 20: Fifty years old fan, come uninvited!
"Hhh I'm dying of laughter. 'Meeting the Real You' is so real!"
"Yangzi was so scared that his mouth grew two meters wide!"
"What is this, Teacher Yangzi? Are you even scared out of your spirit form?"
"What a speed, woc, this old man!"
The barrage of comments was amused by the reactions of the four guests of "See You", especially Yangzi's speed in picking up food, which was even more jaw-dropping.
The production crew was also speechless. Director Li quickly reminded them: "Everyone, don't eat so fast. What are you doing?"
No one spoke, only Chi Ye looked up and explained: "We just have work to do, but that doesn't mean we can live without it!"
Then, looking at Yangzi who was swinging his chopsticks like the wind, he couldn't help but lean back to avoid being killed by Yangzi's chopsticks on the table: "Teacher Yangzi, please stop swinging. If you keep swinging, I'm going to catch a cold."
Yangzi: “?”
"Hmm...this sandwich tastes really good."
Jin Xia is probably the only guest who still eats slowly after hearing the "bad news".
She was sitting elegantly, holding a knife and fork, putting a small corner of the sandwich into her mouth, chewing gently, her eyes lit up: "Sister Shishi, you cook so delicious."
Shi Dafu felt a little embarrassed by the compliment, lowered her head and said softly, "Thank you."
Yangzi put down his chopsticks and his eyes turned red when he saw this scene!
Even someone as introverted as Shi Dafu can interact with Jin Xia?
He secretly hated the injustice of the world.
Fortunately, he was prepared!
Yangzi first picked up another piece of food with chopsticks, waiting for the opportunity to move.
Finally, when Jin Xia put down her knife and fork, Yang Zi seized the opportunity and pushed a portion of the "French Sunshine Lobster Bacon Hot Dog" he had specially made in front of Jin Xia, smiling kindly: "Xia Xia, try the French hot dog I made especially for you!"
"Hmm? French hot dog?"
Jin Xia was startled, and glanced sideways, her peach blossom eyes filled with inquiry and anticipation: "Are there any additives in French hot dogs? What about hard work and technology?"
Yangzi was stunned and shook his head decisively: "Of course not!"
He knew very well that this rich young lady hated junk food the most. From childhood to adulthood, her family had always protected her by holding her in their mouths for fear that it would melt, and holding her in their hands for fear that it would fall. They treasured her to the extreme.
Afraid Jin Xia wouldn't believe him, he patted his chest and assured her, "I always ask my assistant... ahem, these are all ingredients I carefully selected myself. They're absolutely natural, green, and pollution-free, without any additives or technology!"
"Just eat with peace of mind, Xia Xia!"
Little guy, I'm obsessed with you.
“Oh, I won’t eat it without additives.”
Yangzi: “?”
He was confused and puzzled: "Why...why? No additives is healthy! Don't you like healthy food?"
Jin Xia realized she had let the cat out of the bag and pointed at the sandwich in front of her in panic: "It has nothing to do with the additives. I have a small appetite and can only eat this much!"
Yangzi: “…”
He was a little unhappy, but there was nothing he could do. If the other person didn't want to eat it, could he force the top star to eat it?
It must be that fool Chi Ye who instigated it!
Jin Xia doesn't seem to be very smart in private. The two of them stick together every day. It must be Chi Ye's doing!
Yangzi naturally blamed Chi Ye for this, and then looked at the extra hot dog and felt frustrated.
Why is it so difficult to get some attention?!
He was so angry that the master also lost his temper and wanted to throw away the hot dog.
“Please don’t waste food.”
Seeing this, the program team immediately gave a reminder.
Mango TV was once criticized for this incident, so it attaches great importance to such details.
Yangzi: “…”
Director Li thought for a moment and said, "Since everyone wants to eat a full meal, let's divide this hot dog into four portions, one for each person."
Upon hearing this, no one had any objections. After all, no one wanted the audience to see their bad side - except Yangzi.
The program crew divided the hot dogs into four portions and delivered them to several guests.
Yangzi felt even more unhappy when he saw the hot dogs sent to Chiye.
What kind of celebrity is Hu Ye? Is he worthy of eating the hot dogs he made himself?
Ikeno had no idea of Yangzi's thoughts. He looked at the "high-end ingredients" that Yangzi had specially asked his assistant to prepare, and felt a little curious. He picked up a piece and tasted it.
Ok…
In an instant, a strange taste filled my mouth.
Chi Ye chewed it twice, snorted, and quickly spit it out.
Everyone: "?"
Chiye: "History."
"The meat is undercooked, the shrimp is raw, and the lettuce smells like mud. Teacher Yangzi, don't you even wash the vegetables?! They're so fresh, right out of the ground?!"
Yangzi: “……!”
Jin Xia was surprised: "Freshly pulled out of the ground? This is too healthy!"
"..." Chi Ye was in pain: "It can be seen that he really wants to give it to you!"
"..."
Jin Xia was shocked when she heard this and quickly returned her portion to Yangzi: "Teacher Yangzi, this is too healthy. I won't eat it. You can eat it yourself."
Yangzi's old face turned red instantly.
Chi Ye picked up the cup of water and rinsed his mouth, feeling much fresher. He reminded: "The program team should discuss with Yangzi and decide who will report a work injury for me."
Everyone: "..."
There was a bang.
Yangzi suddenly stood up in anger and said, "I won't record it anymore!"
After saying that, he angrily swung his sleeves and walked slowly out of the yard.
After realizing that no one called him for a long time, he turned his head and glanced over here quietly, then immediately turned back with an angry look.
Chi Ye couldn't bear it any longer: "Teacher Yangzi, please stop performing. The traffic is low in the morning. Wait until Teacher Huang and the others arrive, and then don't record. This way, the traffic will be high."
"You think I'm doing this for traffic?!"
Yangzi turned around and said angrily: "I won't record it anymore. It has nothing to do with traffic. I just feel that I am not respected by you!"
Chiye: "?"
"Okay then. I'll book a ticket for you... Send me your ID number. By the way, when are you leaving?"
Yangzi: “…”
This time he quickened his pace and really left the living room.
If he didn't hurry up, he felt that the beast Chi Ye might really book a ticket for him!
at the same time.
At the dining table.
"Hmm..." Shi Dafu, who had been silent the whole time, saw Yangzi leave, then glanced at the embarrassed production team, hesitated for a while, and said softly: "I...how about I eat it?"
Everyone was startled.
Then I realized that Shi Dafu was talking about something made by Yangzi.
"What does it have to do with you? Why are you eating it?" Chi Ye was puzzled.
"..." Shi Dafu was silent for a moment: "If I eat it, he might calm down."
Everyone: "..."
Ikeno slapped his head.
What kind of boxing champion is this? Why is he so wronged?
"It's okay." Chi Ye comforted her: "Don't you understand this yet? The old actor improvised and got into the role... Let's put it this way, when Teacher Huang and the others arrived, he was the first one to run out to greet them!"
"Oh? Why?"
Curious this summer.
“Because that’s when we have the most shots.”
Everyone: "..."
the other side.
Yangzi didn't return to the room. Instead, he angrily went outside and found the assistant who was "lurking" nearby: "What did you buy for me? Why are there still raw lobster and raw bacon?"
assistant:"?"
But he had been by Yangzi's side for years and was well aware of all his outrageous actions. He quickly admitted his mistake: "Yes, Mr. Yangzi, it's my fault. Next time I will definitely buy you cooked lobster..."
"No, that's not what I'm talking about."
Yangzi interrupted: "You have to buy me something next time, but don't buy lobster."
After a pause, he gritted his teeth and said, "Next time, bring me some poison beans."
Assistant: "Ah?" "Boss Yang, you want to..."
"I want to drug Ikeno to death!"
assistant:"……"
Knowing that the other party was just venting his emotions, he paused and said soothingly, "Then there's no need for you to take action, Mr. Yang. Isn't Teacher Huang coming soon? Isn't it only a matter of time before Chi Ye is poisoned to death?"
Yangzi: "...What you said makes sense."
"Oh, by the way, are the information materials about Teacher Huang and the others that I asked you to prepare ready?"
"I'm ready. Mr. Huang's fans call themselves "Wasps." Speaking of which, some time ago, Ikeno...!"
……
living room.
After breakfast, Chi Ye helped Shi Dafu clean up the table, and then began to collect Truensu milk from every corner of the cabin.
"Teacher Chi, why are you looking for so much milk?"
Jin Xia looked at him in confusion: "The sponsor's products have all been taken away. I'm sure the production team will have some complaints."
"Silly child, you don't understand."
Ikeno shared his experience: "This is not milk, this is the fountain of life that will allow you to survive and maintain the most basic life characteristics in the next twenty days!"
Jin Xia: “?”
New guests are about to arrive. Although I have heard of Teacher Huang’s reputation before, I am not very familiar with the new guests.
She was a little worried, but also a little curious: "Teacher Chi, didn't you appear on the show 'How to Evaluate' before?"
"Yeah, what's wrong?"
"You know Mr. Huang and that...Lin...Lin what's that..."
Chiye reminded: "Lin Jingyi."
"Oh, yes, Lin Jingyi."
Jin Xia was curious: "What are their personalities?"
Ikeno thought about it and decided not to mention Teacher Huang. Even if he didn't know him, he had heard of him.
Lin Jingyi's words...
"Aren't you into technology now? Then you should be able to become friends with her."
Ikeno paused and commented, "She's all technology."
"?!" Jin Xia's eyes were filled with shock. "She's covered in spicy snacks?!"
Chiye: "..."
"You'll know when you see her."
“There are people covered in spicy strips?!”
Jin Xia's anticipation was aroused by Chi Ye's few words, and her mood improved. She turned around with a hum, preparing to go upstairs to change clothes and wait for the arrival of the new guests.
Well, she's happy again!
Ikeno shook his head and moved the collected milk back to his room. When he went downstairs again, he heard some noise coming from outside the yard.
"Hey, this courtyard is much bigger than the Mushroom House."
A familiar, old-fashioned voice sounded. Chi Ye went downstairs and saw Teacher Huang taking Lin Jingyi and Teacher Lu to "visit" the "See You" courtyard, each pulling a suitcase.
people come.
Yangzi, who had been ready for a long time, ran out at the speed of a 100-meter sprint to meet the three new guests.
"Teacher Huang, Teacher Lu, Jingyi."
Yangzi smiled warmly and said, "Welcome to the 'See You' cabin."
"Oh, it's Mr. Yang."
Teacher Huang was also very happy to see Yangzi. He leaned over to look at him and asked, "You came out alone?"
"Oh...oh no." Yangzi smiled slightly, acting like the patriarch of the "See You" show. "Those kids probably didn't hear anything. Kids are lazy after all."
Teacher Huang nodded repeatedly after hearing this. Teacher Lu, who was standing next to him, saw that Yangzi didn't speak to him for the time being, so he glanced at Lin Jingyi who was not far away.
He actually didn't have much impression of this young artist from Teacher Huang's studio before, but he didn't expect that after meeting her this time, he felt that she was far more "beautiful" than he had imagined.
Look at that graceful jawline like a knife blade, that crystal clear skin, and those big, pop-eyed eyes, it's simply... perfectly in line with his aesthetic taste!
“…” Teacher Lu stroked his hair, feeling a little itchy in his heart.
He glanced at Lin Jingyi's beautiful prosthetic nose again, paused, and while the camera wasn't paying attention, he lowered his voice and said, "Girl."
"?"
Lin Jingyi, who was thinking about how to severely punish Chi Ye and avenge the last attack, was stunned.
Teacher Lu took off his sunglasses, put the temples against his chin, and gave Lin Jingyi a devilish smile: "Later, add WeChat."
! !
Lin Jingyi was stunned, and then her heart started beating wildly.
Teacher Lu…what does this mean?
Could it be that Teacher Lu...
She didn't dare to think any further.
Teacher Lu is the biggest star in this show "See You".
With this thought, the newly made prosthetic nose seemed to become even more upright, as if the prosthesis was injected with new vitality.
She hurriedly tied her hair up, glanced at Teacher Lu shyly, and gently said: "Okay~ I am actually your fan, Teacher Lu~"
"..."
“…Ah~!”
"No petrol anywhere!"
Ikeno, Jinxia, and Shi Daifu, who had just walked out of the cabin, happened to witness this scene.
A trace of confusion flashed across Jin Xia's beautiful peach blossom eyes, and goose bumps fell all over her body.
Teacher Lu, you are so cool.
Shi Dafu had a blank expression on her face, but from the instant her eyes turned away, it could be seen that the boxing champion must have been hard.
The fist is hard.
Chi Ye stared at Lin Jingyi in amazement: "I haven't seen you for a few days, how come you have changed your head again?"
Everyone: "..."
"Teacher Huang, Teacher Lu."
Ikeno walked over warmly, grabbed Mr. Huang's hand, and signaled, "Wasp, Wasp!"
Teacher Huang: “?”
unlucky!
When Mr. Huang saw Chi Ye's face, he felt nauseous and wanted to poison Chi Ye to death right there and then.
How can people be so shameless?
"Chiye, what are you doing? Why are you still holding on to Teacher Huang?"
Yangzi was unhappy, then turned and smiled at Mr. Huang: "Hey, kid, but Chi Ye is right about one thing. Actually... I am also a fan of yours, Mr. Huang."
As he spoke, he recalled the information his assistant had found, and said in a steady tone, "Hornet, Hornet, I love Jianfeng!"
"Teacher Huang, I'm your... uh..."
How many years?
Yangzi is old and his memory is not very good, so he subconsciously looked at the assistant not far away.
The assistant's face was filled with horror as he waved his hands frantically, signaling him not to shout such slogans.
Yangzi misunderstood and looked at the assistant's outstretched hand: "Five... fifty years!"
"Teacher Huang, I've been your fan for fifty years!"
Teacher Huang: “…”
The good impression I had of Yangzi just now plummeted to the bottom in an instant.
Is this person mentally ill?
You are so old, and you don’t know what is good words and what is bad words?
This fifty-year-old meme was made popular by that bastard Ikeno on "How to Comment"!
On this side, Chi Ye was amazed at Yangzi's operation, and thought to himself that this old guy is really good at it, it's really a show!
He gave a thumbs-up: "Indeed, Teacher Yangzi is indeed a true fifty-year old fan. He has been a fan since he was born!"
"This fan is too old!"
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