My cultivation is too warm

Chapter 250 They Know How to Be Satirical

Chapter 250 They Know How to Be Satirical (4000)

Xu Mo was overjoyed when he heard Shi Sheng's answer and looked at him expectantly.

After seeing Xu Mo's reaction, Shisheng chuckled, stretched out his finger and tapped the jade slip lightly, then handed it over, "Try it."

Xu Mo looked at Shi Sheng in confusion, took the jade slip from his hand and placed it between his eyebrows.

Then a mysterious feeling came to his heart, and countless images and words flowed in his mind. Then he understood, and the contents on the jade slip began to be completed by him bit by bit, becoming a martial art that matched the Qi and Blood Martial Arts.

After completing the deduction of martial arts, Xu Mo stared at Shi Sheng with some horror, feeling a little subtle.

I have to say, the feeling of cheating is really fascinating.

Moreover, unlike her senior sister Lin Miaoqing, her cheat is completely unknown. Even she herself doesn't know what's going on. She can only rely on blessings. It is a passive cheat and may also lead to unexpected situations.

But the cheap senior brother Life-Devouring is an active cheat. You only need to make a request and it will come true, which is similar to a wishing well.

It’s really easy to use.

As expected, if there are big guys, you should post them, otherwise you will miss it.

Thinking of this, Xu Mo's heart suddenly became eager. It felt like a person who suddenly wanted to commit suicide. Once the thought came up, he could no longer control himself.

He suddenly wanted to test the bottom line of his cheap senior brother Shisheng.

After this thought came to his mind, Xu Mo could no longer hold back and said to Shi Sheng, "By the way, Senior Brother, I have something else I want to trouble you with."

Shisheng is in a good mood now. After all, Xu Mo just praised him as being like the sun. Since he was compared to the sun, he naturally couldn't be stingy.

So he asked very generously: "What is it? Just speak up, Junior Brother."

Xu Mo saw this and did not hesitate, "That's right, you should have heard of my 'father', Senior Brother Wuyou Lingnong, right?"

Shisheng nodded, then looked at him curiously.

Xu Mo continued, "Before my father passed away, he developed a product called the 'Satiation Fruit.' Everyone praised my father for his genius, but I actually know that the success of his 'Satiation Fruit' was due to Senior Sister Miaoqing's 'blessing.'"

"However, Senior Sister's 'blessing' is mainly for the first-grade Fullness Fruit. As for the second to ninth-grade Fullness Fruit, although Father deduced an experimental plan before he left, there is still too much uncertainty as to whether it will succeed."

"Right now, my father's deduction plan is being tested by his former teacher and research team. I don't want to let his reputation be affected. I want to ensure that his deduction plan is 100% successful. I originally planned to ask Senior Sister Xianqing to bless it, but now that I have seen how powerful you are, I feel more at ease if you bless it."

After hearing Xu Mo's words, Shisheng was slightly stunned and exclaimed in surprise, "Xianqing's blessing?"

Then a desire to win surged in his heart. He waved his hand and said to Xu Mo, "No problem. It's definitely better for you to find me than to find that little Xianqing. In her current state, what can she do?"

After saying this, he slowly closed his eyes, and his perception spread out, falling on Elder Ouyang and the others who were doing experiments in the small world, and then he saw the full-bodied fruit trees planted in the spiritual field.

He took a look and found that inside the fruit were black sesame-like things.

It turned out to be a failure, Shisheng said silently in his heart.

Then, a thought came to his mind, and his mind fell on the source of the laws of the Tao. He fiddled with it a few times and changed the basic rules.

After he finished, the black particles inside the satiety fruit slowly faded away and turned into snow-white and crystal clear rice grains.

Seeing this result, Shisheng smiled triumphantly, slowly opened his eyes, and said to Xu Mo: "Okay."

Although Xu Mo didn't know what Shi Sheng had done, but after hearing him say that, he thought he would not lie to him. His face immediately lit up and he said gratefully, "Thank you, Senior Brother."

Shisheng waved his hand and said calmly, "It's a small matter."

If I take action myself, the effect will definitely be stronger than that little guy Xianqing, there is no doubt about it.

Hearing this, Xu Mo quickly took the opportunity to continue, "Senior Brother is really too strong. Seeing you like this, I suddenly remembered that there is something else I want to trouble you with."

"Anything else?" Shisheng frowned, and his expression suddenly became a little impatient.

Xu Mo nodded somewhat guiltily.

At the same time, he thought to himself that it seemed that these three things were the bottom line of the Life-Eating Devourer.

This cheap senior brother's thinking process is not like that of normal humans. No matter what he does, his enthusiasm comes and goes quickly, just like when he told his own story just now. He was obviously very enthusiastic at the beginning, but became boring after a while.

It's the same now. He was so enthusiastic and generous just now, but suddenly he became impatient.

In short, he is a bit moody and troublesome.

Shisheng frowned and thought for a moment, then nodded slightly and said, "If you have anything else, tell me."

No matter what, Xu Mo just praised himself for lighting up his life like the sun. For the sake of the sun, I should just listen to him reluctantly.

Xu Mo took out another jade slip and handed it to Shi Sheng, saying, "These are some of my ideas about the Dao of Alchemy. Brother, can you give it a 'blessing'?"

What he handed to Shi Sheng was the "Qi Dan Dao" that he had previously researched for Sanyuan Shengjun and others. So far, he had not heard about the progress of the Qi Dan Dao research, so he thought it should not be very smooth.

After Shisheng took the jade slip, he said unhappily, "Why do you have so many ideas?"

Xu Mo scratched his head and chuckled, "After all, he's your junior fellow apprentice. You're as dazzling as the sun, so I can't embarrass you, right?"

When Shisheng heard Xu Mo say that he was as dazzling as the sun, his mood immediately improved a lot.

Then he took a look at the contents on the jade slip and frowned slightly.

Seeing this, Xu Mo asked hesitantly, "What's wrong? Is it difficult? If it embarrasses you, Senior Brother, there's no need to worry. I can go find Senior Sister Miaoqing."

Shisheng glanced at him and said somewhat unhappily, "If I can't do it, what's the point of looking for that little guy?"

That little girl just broke through to the Great Dao Master level a little faster than me. What's more, she is in the transformation period now. How can she compare with me?

Then Shisheng closed his eyes, and with a thought, his mind leaped into the chaotic nothingness beyond Canggu, capturing the Great Dao of Dan. He then used the Great Dao of Dan to deduce the "Dao of Qi Dan."

After getting the correct answer, he imprinted the Way of Qi Dan into the Great Dao of Chaos. If someone else did research in this way in the future, they would naturally get inspiration and figure out the Way of Qi Dan.

After finishing all this, Shisheng slowly opened his eyes, looked at Xu Mo and said, "Okay." After that, he asked a little worriedly, "Is there anything else?"

Upon hearing this, Xu Mo quickly shook his head and replied, "No more."

Shisheng let out a breath, then waved at Xu Mo and ordered him to leave.

Seeing this, Xu Mo did not hesitate. After bowing to him, he turned and left.

After returning from the Life-Devouring Monster, Xu Mo felt refreshed.

This time, my cheap senior brother Shisheng helped me solve three problems, which is really a cause for celebration.

However, because of this incident, he became even more curious about Shisheng's position.

The other party was obviously the former villain leader, so why is he so easy to talk to?
He was a little confused about what the other party wanted to do.

If he wanted to take action against Senior Sister, why did he wait until now without any action?
But if you say that the other party has turned over a new leaf, he will definitely not believe it.

After all, the other party has no reason to do this.

However, since he couldn't figure it out, Xu Mo didn't think about it any more. After all, his cheap senior brother's thinking process was different from that of ordinary people, and the other party was an existence above the Dao Master. It was normal that he couldn't guess the other party's thoughts for such a person. If he could guess it, it would be a fishy thing.

Anyway, Life Eater is harmless to humans and animals now, so there is no need to worry about him for now. Moreover, with his level of cultivation, it is impossible to control him even if you want to. You can only treat everything as usual and deal with it calmly, and then slowly test it later.

After making up his mind, Xu Mo shook his head and threw away the distracting thoughts in his mind.

Then he took out the deduced martial arts jade slips and copied thousands of copies.

After doing all this, he put the copied jade slip into his storage ring, stood up and walked towards the martial arts field of Wuyou Peak.

It was the morning study time for the disciples of Wuyou Peak, and all the disciples were present.

After Xu Mo arrived, he directly distributed the copied jade slips to those who practiced Qi and blood martial arts.

After taking a look at the contents on the jade slip, many disciples who practiced Qi and blood martial arts immediately looked delighted.

They had been waiting for this moment for a long time. After that group of literary and artistic people received the poems and songs from their master, they showed off in front of them every day, which made them grit their teeth.

Now it is finally their turn, and at this moment they can't wait to run to the group of literary and artistic people across the street to show off.

But now that the master is still here, they still have to be reserved so as not to lose their image in front of the master.

After Xu Mo distributed the jade slips, he nodded slightly at them and continued, "Deducing martial arts is not like writing poetry or songs. You can't just pick up a pen and it will be done. It also requires some concentration."

He said this in order to tell those martial arts disciples why he had waited so long to reveal his martial arts skills, so as to prevent them from feeling unbalanced.

After hearing his words, the Qi and Blood Martial Arts disciples bowed to them again.

Xu Mo smiled and encouraged them, "Practice well, your master will be watching over you."

After saying this, he sat cross-legged on the side, watched his many disciples finish their morning exercises, then stood up and left.

He did not mention the recent bad atmosphere at the mountain gate, nor did he criticize anyone.

He knew that after the disciples of Qi and Blood Martial Arts obtained the martial arts skills, they would definitely show off to the disciples of Wen Qi and Confucianism.

All he had to do was wait for them to show off.

After all, those literary disciples were showing off after getting the poems and songs, so the martial arts disciples must be allowed to show off in return.

Otherwise, if I speak directly and ask them to live in harmony before they have time to show off, it will definitely not work.

Then the martial arts disciples would think, "The other party is showing off, why can't we show off too? Isn't this targeting them?"

If they are not allowed to vent their emotions and keep them bottled up inside, it will only make them unhappy and cause even more trouble.

Therefore, he planned to wait a few days, until his martial arts disciples had become enough to show off, before educating them.

Xu Mo actually did not leave the martial arts arena. After leaving the martial arts arena, he secretly turned back.

He was very curious about how those martial arts disciples would show off later.

This was not because he was being unruly as a master. He watched his apprentices making a fuss. He did this to observe how far they had gotten so that he could prescribe the right remedy in a few days to resolve the problem.

That's right, he is definitely not the kind of master who would just watch his apprentices have fun. Xu Mo silently convinced himself in his heart, then hid in the dark and stared at the movements on the martial arts field with shining eyes.

He was not worried that he would be discovered by those disciples. As a man who was proficient in all the laws of the world, the simple art of hiding was easy for him.

It was just as he expected. After confirming that he had left, the Qi and Blood Martial Arts disciples raised their jade slips and sighed loudly, deliberately raising their voices:

"Oh, Master, you really put so much thought into us. It must be very tiring to deduce martial arts techniques for us. After all, this isn't something you can just write down. Master said that these martial arts techniques are very mentally taxing."

"Yes, just now when I received the martial arts skills from Master, I almost couldn't hold back my tears. Although Master didn't show it, I could still feel the fatigue in his eyes."

"Wow, that's it. Master has worked so hard for us. I don't know if it was my illusion, but I just vaguely seemed to see a white hair growing on Master's forehead. It's all for us!"

"Alas, Master's kindness to us is as great as a mountain. This love is truly too heavy. It is not like something that can be produced with a single stroke of a pen. This is a technique that took countless efforts to complete. I must practice diligently and absolutely not let Master down. Only then can I be worthy of his efforts."

"That's right, fellow disciples, we must work hard to live up to Master's efforts. Oh, by the way, as for those fellow disciples across the way, it doesn't matter to you. Just do as you please. After all, Master just said that what he gave you is something you can easily produce."

Xu Mo, who was hiding in the dark, was stunned. He wanted to slap himself in the face. He shouldn't have explained it just now.

At the same time, he was a little speechless. These martial arts disciples really opened their eyes.

They know how to be hermaphroditic.

He said thank you, but the smug expression on his face made him want to hit someone, not to mention the Wen Dao disciples who were already gritting their teeth.

He felt it was outrageous. He was clearly a disciple practicing martial arts, but why did he speak like a scholar?

 Thanks to [人間字素人] baby for the reward, thank you, happy ()
  
 
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