Siheyuan: I am a trader in both worlds!

Chapter 101 He is coming, he is coming, he is coming with professional fishing gear!

Chapter 101 He is coming, he is coming, he is coming with professional fishing gear!
Ximen Lang was shocked.

This, this, this is only about ten years old!
He's so young, but he can already touch women, and he knows everything about it so well?
Isn’t this nonsense!
If it were in the future, the future with information explosion, the future where people have been intruded by all kinds of massive information since childhood, Ximen Lang would definitely not say a word if he was so good at playing!
But this
Brother, you don’t even have an internet connection!

Where did you learn all this from?!
Where did you learn all this?
"Brother Lang, you really underestimate me. I, Xu Damao, may have never eaten pork, but I've seen pigs run, haven't I?"

"Let's not talk about far away places, just look at Shichahai right next to us. When the time comes, go and see it. It's full of blind dates and newly confirmed couples."

"Oh~ That's so annoying! It's much faster than the progress you and Sister Ling have made! I guarantee that in less than two days, you will know everything you should and shouldn't know, and understand everything you should and shouldn't understand."

To be honest, after hearing Xu Damao's vivid description, Ximen Lang was a little moved.

But I was only moved for a short while.

Immediately, Ximen Lang gave up very wisely.

Because people are really different.

Take Ximen Lang for example, don’t even mention that he was just watching a young couple being affectionate.

These are real swords and guns, completely uncensored combat scenes. Ximen Lang doesn’t even know how much research he has done!
Those UP hosts on Tik Tok and Tik B who specialize in teaching people how to fall in love are almost trying to split Ximen Lang's head open and put their own brains in it, just for a like from Ximen Lang.

But the result is, it's still the same as before, it's useless.

Ximen Lang loves it even more because he doesn’t play games at all.

But it doesn't prevent Ximen Lang from moving.

It just so happened that the third uncle had been asking me to go fishing for such a long time, but he still hadn’t invited me.

After all, he is the third uncle in the courtyard. We should at least give him some face, right?
In this way, Ximen Lang found countless reasons for himself, but in fact he just wanted to see how people of this era "picked up women", so he made up his mind to go to Shichahai for a trip tomorrow.

Of course, no matter what Ximen Lang was thinking in his heart, he certainly couldn't say anything in front of Xu Damao, a half-grown child.

Not only can he not say anything nonsense, he also has to act like a real Lang Ge and persuade others to study with righteous words.

"You can't do this. You're so young and you're thinking about these things all the time. How can you focus on studying? If you don't study hard, how will you find a better job when you enter society in the future?"

"Brother Lang, my dad"

"I know your dad has already made plans for you. As soon as you start school, he'll pass the position of projectionist to you. But think about it carefully. Do you really love this job?"

"You're full of vigor and ambition at this age. Don't you want to take a step forward and work hard to get a high position to bring honor to your parents, Mr. Xu?"

Maybe no one has ever said this to Xu Damao, or maybe no one with a higher status and more power than Ximen Lang has ever said this to Xu Damao.

He actually listened to it a little.

It seems that Xu Damao is not unwilling to make progress. On the contrary, he is quite passionate about being an official.

Ximen Lang continued.

"Kid, there aren't many opportunities in life to change your destiny. If you miss this opportunity, will there be a next time? Think about it carefully."

He patted Xu Damao on the shoulder and asked him to think about it carefully.

Turning around, Ximen Lang started chatting animatedly with the young girls, young wives, aunts and ladies.

I talked about weight loss with Jia Zhang, health care with Aunt Tan, making money with Aunt San, and cooking with several other aunts.

Ximen Lang was very busy.

It was not until the third uncle Yan Bugui smelled the aroma of peanuts, melon seeds and candies on the table that he rushed over from Beihai.

The conversation between Ximen Lang, the friend of women, and the aunties finally came to a temporary end.

"Teacher Yan, as soon as I saw you like this, I knew you must have come up empty-handed again today."

As his interaction with Ximen Lang deepened, the Third Uncle, who had long since figured out what the Air Force meant, grabbed a handful of sunflower seeds and said awkwardly, "I was just unlucky today. It just so happened that the place I usually go to was occupied, so I couldn't really show off my strength."

"I'll go earlier tomorrow, or maybe even try a different spot. I'm sure I'll catch something big, and I won't come up empty-handed again!"

I heard that the third uncle is going out fishing tomorrow.

This was exactly what Ximen Lang wanted. He immediately told the third uncle that he wanted to try his hand at it and show him his skills.

The third uncle, who had always wanted to see how powerful Ximen Lang was, agreed wholeheartedly.

The time and place were decided in just a few words.

Confirmation means no running tomorrow morning.

Because of the occasional air force failures, the third uncle, who had been nagged by Ximen Lang for half a month, finally showed a bit of his true nature.

"Brother Lang, I remember everything you said to me. If you don't make a move, it's fine, but if you do, it's going to be at least 20 kilograms? That's what you said, right?"

"That's too little. Brother Lang has to personally take action. He has to catch at least a 30-pound fish. Otherwise, it won't be worthy of Brother Lang's ability!"

"Okay, then I'll wait and see what you can do. I want to see how strong you are, how you can catch a 30-pound fish in one go!"

As he was speaking, the voice of Bai Ling, who had returned, suddenly came from the side.

"I also need to go."

"What did you say?"

"I said you guys are going fishing tomorrow, I want to go too."

"No, you can fish, so you just chase after it?"

"I can't say if I can catch this, but it's definitely better than you, an amateur who can catch 30 kilograms of blood at a time."

"You actually said I'm an amateur, you actually said I'm an amateur?!"

"What else could it be? Who among the experts would casually say that they caught a 30-jin fish? Do you know how big a 30-jin fish is? You are just talking nonsense here."

Ximen Lang was completely pissed off.

Even though he knew it was impossible, he still argued with Bai Ling.

"I'm going to catch it, don't be afraid!"

"Impossible, I wouldn't be afraid even if you were afraid!"

"Okay! You wait for me, you wait for me!"

"What are you going to do?"

"I'm going to prepare the bait and tackle! Tomorrow I'm going to show you what professionalism is!"

Having said that, Ximen Lang went back to prepare.

Then early the next morning
“Here he comes, here he comes, here he comes with his professional fishing tackle!”

He came to Bai Ling's room with full energy and pulled Bai Ling up from the bed.

Under Bai Lingda's speechless gaze, he reunited with the equally stunned Third Uncle.

Afterwards, the group headed straight for Shichahai in a mighty procession.