Siheyuan: I am a trader in both worlds!
Chapter 155 Sugar Pill
Chapter 155 Sugar Pill
"God is actually a human being, but he achieved things that ordinary people can't, so he became a god. The same is true of these three books. At first glance, they seem no different from other books. But as long as you open them and take a look at the contents, you will understand why these three books are regarded as divine books!"
Yes, the three magical books Ximen Lang mentioned are none other than the "Barefoot Doctor's Manual", "Militia Training Manual", and "Friends of Military and Civilian Dual-Use Talents", which are highly praised by netizens as essential books for time travel. These three books have special significance and wide influence in the history of China and even the world.
How special is it?
If you travel back to ancient times and take these three books, you can consider dethroning the emperor!
Arm the mind and the body together.
The scene was so beautiful that Ximen Lang couldn't even imagine it!
He even started to feel annoyed now.
"What a pity! It's a pity that I didn't travel back to ancient times. Otherwise, with our unique conditions, I would have built a superpower empire spanning Asia, Africa and Latin America for fun."
"No, that's not right! I should be like Qin Shi Huang, er, er, all er! Whether it's Asia, Africa, Latin America, Europe, America, Australia, even the barren Antarctica, it has to be er!"
I’m so happy to see that Ximen Lang actually has such ambition!
While marveling at the three sacred books' ability to transform decay into magic, Bai Ling complained.
"It's a good idea, but no matter how good the conditions are, in the end, everything still needs people to execute it. You're so stupid that you don't even know the basic evil of human nature, even though you live in a peaceful and stable environment. You're so bold that you don't even dare to watch a chicken being killed."
"Even if you have the best conditions, what can you do? You might just arrive at the place and be coaxed into losing your pants with a few words! You should get less sleep, Wang Tubaye. Look at how you sleep. You start daydreaming in broad daylight."
Ximen Lang was just imagining the beautiful decadent life he would lead his cavalry to conquer a vast territory, but Bai Ling just said a few words like this.
This made Ximen Lang very upset.
Ximen Lang, who couldn't stand Bai Ling going against him, immediately became dissatisfied.
"First, I'm not as stupid as you think. I'm as smart as a monkey! The person who can deceive me hasn't even been born yet."
"Yan Bugui's salary."
The sudden mention of Yan Bugui's salary made Ximen Lang's momentum weaken instantly.
But he was still stubborn and continued to speak stubbornly.
"That was because I wasn't prepared, and I didn't care whether it was true or not. If it was someone who had a vested interest in me, I definitely wouldn't be so easily fooled!"
Bai Ling rolled her eyes upon hearing this, but Ximen Lang didn't care.
Continue with the previous topic.
"Secondly, I've stressed this many times before. I'm not a coward at all! I just couldn't bear it."
"There are rats."
"where?!"
"Right beneath your feet."
"Fuck!!!"
With a big jump, he jumped directly onto Bai Ling.
The astonishing weight almost made Bai Ling fall down.
After taking several steps back, he finally caught Ximen Lang, who was so frightened by a mere mouse that he was hanging on him.
This death really made Bai Ling doubt who was the man between the two of them, and she was too lazy to talk to Ximen Lang.
Until as time went by, Bai Ling felt Ximen Lang's involuntary physiological reaction
He suddenly threw Ximen Lang onto the sofa in the office.
She pointed at Ximen Lang and cursed him for a long time. Because she had lied to Ximen Lang first, Bai Ling didn't say anything.
Instead, he shook his head and sighed.
"A mouse scared you like this, and you still want to be king and dominate the world."
After saying that, Bai Ling ignored Ximen Lang, whose face was flushed with embarrassment, and turned around to continue studying the three great books.
He was really embarrassed by his own behavior just now. It was rare that Ximen Lang did not blame Bai Ling for her deception.
Instead, he explained the three great sacred calligraphy styles to Bai Ling in an almost compensatory manner.
"The Militia Training Manual, as the name suggests, is used to guide militia members in basic training. However, unlike other basic training books, this one not only contains hardcore, practical training content, but also includes extensive information on air defense, chemical defense, and atomic bomb defense!"
"A good basic training book has been turned into a post-nuclear war survival guide! I can't think of a better word to describe it except madness!"
It's really crazy that a basic training book can be so hardcore.
However, if we consider the background of the times
The ongoing conflict with Russia and the onslaught of tensions with the United States, coupled with the constant threat of nuclear blackmail from both superpowers, was a heartbreaking and helpless backdrop.
He didn't seem so crazy anymore.
And it just fits the current situation where this trend has already appeared.
There is no doubt that it is tailor-made for the current difficult environment!
Bai Ling immediately realized the great value of this book!
"As for the second Friend of Dual-Use Military and Civilian Talent, it's even more remarkable! Not only has it conducted in-depth research in the fields of military, agriculture, machinery, and architecture, to the point where it's ready for immediate use, it also possesses profound insights into art and cuisine!"
"From shooting down airplanes and ambushing tanks to growing wheat and corn, raising chickens, ducks, fish, and geese, and even frying sugar coloring, essential for making braised pork, it's got it all! Put it this way, it has everything you can imagine. And it also has everything you can't imagine!"
"This is the encyclopedia of contemporary society and the best guide to establishing an industrial society!"
Bai Ling's eyes lit up immediately when she heard that.
Another practical book tailor-made for Bai Ling that she couldn't put down.
Finally, and most importantly, and what Ximen Lang values most, is the introduction to the barefoot doctor manual, which is finally here.
"Just by looking at the title, you should be able to tell. This is the Barefoot Doctor's Manual. It's about how to use the simplest methods and local materials to treat illnesses and save lives. There's really not much to say about it."
"You only need to know that its merits are immeasurable. In times of hardship and difficulty like today, it has saved countless lives. I still respect and am grateful for this divine book."
In other words, this is really not popular now.
Otherwise, Ximen Lang would have wanted to pay out of his own pocket to build a magnificent temple for these gods to thank them for their outstanding contributions.
The three sacred books are introduced one by one.
One sound.
"Open your mouth."
Bai Ling just opened her mouth subconsciously.
An icy cold sugar pill fell directly into Bai Ling's mouth.
(End of this chapter)
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