Siheyuan: I am a trader in both worlds!

Chapter 61 Pulled, all pulled

"Sister, my dear sister! What time is it now? It's not even daybreak yet! What on earth are you doing?!"

"What else can I do? I'll take you to the factory to report!"

"Then there's no need to get up so early. Look at the watch. What time is it? Let me sleep a little longer. Just five minutes. After five minutes, I promise to get up and report in with you!"

"Can you get up or not? If you can't get up, I will."

"What else can you do? Break down my door? Come on, I locked the door."

As he was speaking, Bai Ling suddenly opened the door of Ximen's house from the outside.

Ximen Lang was so frightened that he said something.
"Oh my god, she actually came in!"

Then, he just wrapped himself in the quilt and died.

Facing Bai Ling who was walking towards him with an expressionless face, Ximen Lang felt extremely guilty and quickly shouted at Bai Ling in a timid manner.

"Get out, get out, get out now! Who let you in?! What are you doing? This is my personal privacy, get out now!"

"3!"

"What 3? What 3? I'm telling you, my heart isn't very good. If you scare me to death, I'll tell you what I'm going to do!"

"2!"

Seeing that Bai Ling didn't buy his tricks at all, Ximen Lang finally gave in.

"I'll slow down, I'll slow down."

"Slow down! Get up!"

I thought that as a grown woman, it was inappropriate for me to watch Ximen Lang change clothes.

Bai Ling warned, holding up three fingers.

"Three minutes! I'll come check in three minutes! If you haven't gotten up yet, just wait!"

Having said this, he left proudly like a victorious general.

Ximen Lang was so angry that he threw several punches at Bai Ling's back.

Then, convince yourself.
"I'm not afraid of her. I can't wait to contribute to my country! Yes, that's it, that's right!"

While quickly putting on clothes.

And the timing is just right, here, the three minutes have just arrived.

Immediately, Ximen Lang dressed up and went out.

why would you say so?

Because his outfit is completely in line with the aesthetic standards of later generations, and it was specially customized in the style of old cadres that is particularly popular on the Internet.

Such a mature, steady, elegant and classy outfit was worn by Ximen Lang, a man in his early 20s who was always slacking off.

In order to have a better look, he even bought himself a pair of black-framed glasses despite having good eyesight.

It's particularly divided and very disharmonious.

So when Bai Ling saw him walking out like this, she was stunned.

Then, Ximen Lang, who couldn't hide his wealth in his stomach, revealed his true form.

"So, you're captivated by my majestic figure, right? I told you this outfit would be a hit! Sure enough, as soon as I put it on, you were stunned! So, don't I look handsome in this outfit?!"

Bai Ling was amazed by Ximen Lang's outfit, but immediately he said something like this to Bai Ling in a very rude manner.

All kinds of feelings come one after another, how can I be speechless?
Bai Ling immediately didn't want to talk to Ximen Lang anymore.

He walked straight into Ximen Lang's room as if he was walking into his own home, and prepared all the toiletries for Ximen Lang.

He ignored Ximen Lang's noise and watched him finish washing up quickly. Then, Ximen Lang was shocked by the haggard faces of his neighbors.

"No, what's going on? Did you guys team up to steal someone at night? Otherwise, why are your faces all so pale?"

If Ximen Lang had dared to say this in front of everyone in the past, even if he didn't say anything unpleasant, Yi Zhonghai would definitely have given Ximen Lang a warning and told him to be more careful with his words.

But because he has truly reformed now, he sincerely and urgently wants to have a good relationship with Ximen Lang.

My goodness, he speaks in such a soft and gentle voice and with such a pleasant expression.

This made Ximen Lang very uncomfortable for a while.

He Ximen Lang explained with a smile.

"How could that be? They became like this because of the meal we had yesterday. Of course, the food was absolutely fine. Even I've never seen such a grand occasion or eaten such delicious food in my entire life."

Afraid that Ximen Lang would misunderstand, he quickly put on several layers of armor.

Yi Zhonghai continued.

"The problem is them. They didn't have much fat in their stomachs to begin with, and then they ate all these delicious meats all at once. Their bodies couldn't handle it, and that's why they ended up like this."

After the old man spoke, others followed suit.

"That's right! I couldn't handle all that grease and I ended up going to the bathroom eight times last night. So much delicious food, but I didn't digest it at all and just threw it all down the toilet. What a pity!"

"And me, I also ran six times."

"I ran seven times!"

Wow, I’ve never seen less than 3 trips!

After pooping all night, isn't that the color on your face?!

Ximen Lang was also speechless about this.

He clearly had good intentions, but he never expected it to turn into a disaster.

Especially when he saw that some older people had difficulty walking.

Drop a sentence.
"Isn't this bullshit?!"

After saying that, Ximen Lang went straight back into the house.

After searching the room in the real world for a long time and asking people to run errands to buy out almost all the appropriate medicines in the nearby pharmacies.

After throwing away all the boxes, Ximen Lang returned to the central courtyard carrying a large box of medicine.

"Come, come, come, anyone with a headache, fever, cold, or diarrhea, come here. If you can't come, please ask your family members to come."

I was just about to ask my third uncle Yan Bugui to come over as usual to help distribute these medicines in time to avoid any more trouble.

"Brother Lang, let me do it. Just leave this little thing to me."

An old man took over the job from Ximen Lang and in just a few minutes, he got everyone to line up and maintain order.

The speed was so fast and the prestige was so high that Ximen Lang couldn't help but give Yi Zhonghai a thumbs up.

Then, in just over ten minutes, Yi Zhonghai finished all the work.

The third and second uncles who arrived late didn't even get a chance to show off, let alone perform.

I left some money with the old lady and asked her to help take care of the child. If necessary, she should be sent to the hospital. If necessary, she should be hospitalized. She should not be stingy with the money.

Ximen Lang then waved goodbye to the old man and others, got on his bicycle, and left the courtyard with Bai Ling.

As soon as he turned the corner, he was suddenly hit by a foul stench, which almost made Ximen Lang pass out.

Then, without even daring to say hello to Jia Zhangshi, who had just finished squatting in the pit and was leaning against the wall to come out, Ximen Lang got on his bicycle and ran away without a trace.

(End of this chapter)