I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha.
Chapter 144 Crazy, all crazy! Hahahaha
Chapter 144: Crazy, all crazy! Hahahahaha.
Death, decay, desert, dark clouds
The Twilight Wizards are awakening a servant of God!
The junior apprentice was very knowledgeable, and he suddenly remembered something.
"Three High Apprentices"
"Three Holy Servants! Three Holy Servants!"
"Those three senior apprentices are the bodies they prepared for the arrival of the Three Holy Servants!"
"And we are all sacrifices!"
The low-level apprentice looked at the swarm of flies that covered the sky above him in horror and shouted, "The three holy servants who hate each other and are hostile to each other are about to descend!~"
"And what I see before me is one of the holy servants! It is the body prepared by the Twilight Wizards for the servant who serves the goddess Helaka in the human world!"
With the last of his will, he reached for the escape scroll in his waist bag, wanting to leave and pass on this important message.
But it seems like I have no hands.
Suddenly, the junior apprentice remembered something.
"I'm really crazy."
"Where do I have hands?"
"I'm a maggot."
"I am a follower of the goddess Heraclea. I am a grain of sand (maggot) in this vast desert."
The woodland was still the same woodland, and the people were still the same people. The lowly apprentice had merely foreseen the future.
When the low-level apprentice suddenly discovered that he was a maggot, his whole body was like broken Lego blocks, scattered all over the ground and turned into maggots.
Prince Charles and others were still shaking and laughing in the same place.
The madman in the twilight was also swaying with a giggle. He looked at the moonlight and muttered to himself, constantly expounding on the logic that everyone was a maggot and constantly stating the necessity of the existence of maggots.
Prince Charles and others gradually understood everything.
The surrounding flowers, trees, birds, animals, and even the corpses of wild animals and rotting plants gradually understood all this.
Thus, all the living turned into maggots, and all the dead turned into flies.
With a loud noise, all things turned into yellow maggots all over the ground.
The rich forests gradually turned into creeping deserts.
The madman's body turned into a swarm of flies.
In the blink of an eye, the desert grew larger and larger, and the holy flies that kept flying out of the madman's body slowly covered the sky like dark clouds, like a black storm that was getting deeper and deeper.
The first servant of God began to descend, and desert and dark clouds began to spread across this "endless world."
The second place where the servant of God awakens.
"Don't look at me, handsome guy. It's really not us who did this."
Joan said to Roland with a smile, "There was only one witch and a few low-level apprentices around them. The number of people was much different from what Charles had expected."
There were some slight bruises on Joan's eye sockets, and a witch lady was treating the bruises on her eye sockets with great concern.
He looked like he had just been punched. There were also burnt spots on Roland's clothes, as if he had just been hit by some magic from the apprentices.
Roland was wiping his clothes with a wet towel, his eyes full of anger.
The apprentices around Roland were also covered in dirt. They looked at Roland with anger and dissatisfaction. It seemed that they had just had some unpleasant experience.
Roland probably punched Joan once, knocking down three or five people. Afterwards, Joan stopped the fight with a loud voice.
So we have the current scene.
Roland suppressed his anger and said, "Sir Qiong, I can go with you, but if you come even one meter closer to me."
The witch lady beside Qiong got a little angry after hearing this and interrupted, "If you want to leave by yourself, then leave by yourself! Who wants to?"
Qiong reached out to stop the witch and said, "Brother Roland, there might have been some misunderstanding just now. I kept you here because I was afraid you'd get lost. The terrain here changes subtly every day, and the map of the Black Abyss itself is not accurate enough. Someone like you who has never been here before will definitely get lost."
Besides, now that we are alone—I know you may not trust me, but I trust you, because you are Helena's sister's friend.
Plus, I saw you were pretty strong, so I thought we could team up. But who knew you'd have such a bad temper? You came up and punched me right away, damn it!"
Roland was actually feeling quite embarrassed now. He initially thought that he had been teleported here by mistake and that it was this group of people who had done this.
Later, I discovered that this group of people seemed to have encountered problems when they were teleported here. It was then that I realized I had misunderstood.
But the two sides had been somewhat dissatisfied with each other, and since Joan seemed to want to force him to stay, some conflicts broke out.
Just now, Joan took their map and showed it to Roland. Roland found that the map of the Black Abyss did have many errors.
So, what Joan just said is probably right. He really means well.
But Roland felt that he had not made a mistake in that punch.
Joan deserves a beating!
This effeminate man is truly disgusting. He was touching me while I was looking at a map—yes, we're both grown men. Putting arms around each other's shoulders is perfectly normal.
But why are you slapping my butt?
I fuck your sister!
You slap my butt, and I don’t spank you?
You're the villain and you're complaining first, saying I have a bad temper and hit you?!
Damn it! I'm lucky I didn't kill you!
Roland had already been somewhat repulsed by Joan because of the prophecy, and now he was even more repulsed.
Roland appreciated Joan's kindness.
This group of people does look quite decent, and I stayed with them hoping to have some companionship so that we could be more powerful and have someone to look after me on the road.
Roland, on the other hand, had been in contact with the White Wizards for a long time and knew that there were many upright people among these prestigious and upright sects.
But hypocrites are harder to guard against than real villains.
Therefore, Roland didn't want to have anything to do with this group of people.
He ignored Joan's words and looked at the map.
They were now at the southernmost tip of the forbidden area, while Lilith and the others were located in the northwest. They were completely different in direction.
I hope I can find some potions along the way, otherwise it’s too far to go there to collect them.
Roland put away the map and said to Joan, "I appreciate your kindness, but I was a little too aggressive just now. But let's say goodbye now."
Qiong waved her hand and said, "Goodbye, I won't see you off."
Roland waved his sleeves and left. After walking for a while, he found that Qiong and others were following him not far behind. He frowned and stopped.
Joan shrugged and led his men past Roland.
Roland waited for the group to go far away, then chose a direction and left at high speed.
After a moment, Roland held the map and shook his head secretly: "It seems that this map is not suitable. But it doesn't matter."
He took out the wish needle, muttered something in his mind, and then followed the direction of the wish needle and rushed away.
A moment later, Roland found himself back at the place where he had separated from Joan. After another moment, Roland looked at the figure in the open space in front of him and the person the wishing needle was pointing at, with an extremely strange look on his face.
At this moment, the Alaye notebook on his waist suddenly flew out and opened the pages in front of Roland.
You've had a premonition, but you didn't want to believe it. Now, after so many twists and turns, you've finally arrived at this crossroads of fate.
You decide
A. Silly child, run away!
Completion Rewards:
Jiligulu and Gulijila*1;
Roland-1;
Coral +1;
Good brothers should lie neatly in the sea +1;
I got it! *1;
Ability Comprehension Level +1]
[B. Damn it!]
Completion Rewards:
"It's fake, all fake! It's witchcraft, it's witchcraft!"*1;
“Ha, ha, ha!”*1;
Three sea urchins*1;
Can we still be good brothers?! *1;
Wizard Territory Chance +1]
Suddenly, Roland discovered that something was wrong with the trees around him!
That's not a tree, it's a swaying coral polyp!
Joan's perspective
Joan and the others wandered around the woods for a long time, hoping to find some magicians who were accidentally transported here to prevent them from encountering any misfortunes.
Slowly, several people came to an open space.
A strange guy stood in the center of the clearing.
Around him, there are many coral trees as tall as a person, covered with dense coral polyps.
He stood in the center of the coral reef, gazing up at the sky, swaying the tentacles beneath his robes and making strange noises. From that strange head, a wave of ecstasy continued to emanate.
As if sensing someone behind him, the strange man suddenly turned around and opened the eyes that were densely packed all over his body.
This person has no facial features. His whole body looks like a coral polyp, with dense tentacles all over his body and a huge eyeball on his neck.
'It's the senior apprentice from Twilight!'
Some fine beads of sweat appeared on Qiong's forehead. There were only five people on his side, and except for himself, all the others were middle and low-level apprentices.
Twilight's apprentices were no ordinary creatures; the more bizarre they looked, the stronger their fighting abilities. While Joan was confident in his own abilities, he knew that if a fight broke out, his friends would be dead. Joan gestured to his back, signaling an immediate retreat. Then, while secretly mobilizing his magical treasures, he bowed slightly to the big-eyed monster and said, "Sir, we didn't mean to intrude here. Could you please spare us a passage?"
Apprentice Twilight conveyed a very solemn thought.
——He said: Gulliver, gurliver.
Joan: “???”
The witch behind Joan flew into a rage when she heard this. She then leaned over to Joan and uttered a mixture of shock and anger.
Her voice was shaking with anger and fear.
She whispered in June's ear.
She said, "Gulala, gurala, gurala."
Several other apprentices were also furious.
They said, "Jijijiji!"
"You, what are you talking about?!"
Qiongren was stunned. He turned around in shock, and then his head buzzed as if struck by lightning.
There is no apprentice behind him, it's a coral polyp!
They are apprentices and friends of mine, but coral polyps are constantly growing all over their bodies!
Coral polyps kept growing in their seven orifices, and because they grew so fast, they made gurgling sounds!
"So Tamade!! Are you going all in right off the bat?!"
Without saying a word, Qiong activated the escape scroll in his arms. In a blink of an eye, the surrounding scene changed, and then he was teleported from in front of the big-eyed monster to behind it.
Qiong was horrified, and suddenly realized that there was something wrong with the Spacetime Cat. There was a problem with the anchor point where everyone was teleported in, and there was also a problem with the anchor point where everyone was teleported out!
They are sacrifices! Everyone who came in this time is a sacrifice!
It only took a moment for Qiong to think. After failing to escape, he found that the big-eyed apprentice not far away ignored him, but he took out the three holy fire seeds on his body without hesitation, intending to die together.
But what he took out were three sea urchins!
At this moment, a large hand appeared out of nowhere and snatched the sea urchin from her hand. Joan looked up in surprise and saw Roland.
From Roland's frightened eyes, Joan felt as if he was saying - Are you crazy? Do you want to kill me too at such a close distance?
At this moment, Roland suddenly felt that something was wrong with the things in his hand. He opened his hand and took a look, his face became extremely excited - it turned out to be three sea urchins.
"Are you sick? Why did you put the sea urchin in your arms for no reason?! I thought it was a holy fire, I was scared to death!" Roland really couldn't hold it in.
"Did you see a sea urchin too? Woohoo." Qiong was so excited that he almost cried. He complained and looked at the big-eyed monster apprentice nervously: "Wait, now is not the time to talk about this. What should we do now?"
The Twilight Apprentice was still shaking in the same place. As he shook, the surrounding trees also began to shake, and then slowly turned into seaweed, coral polyps and other things.
Roland said, "It's okay. We won't die for now. But we will soon, because we have witnessed it."
Joan was overwhelmed as he watched a clownfish swim by. He grabbed his hair and said, "I don't understand what you are saying, but why haven't we turned into coral polyps?"
After saying that, Joan watched helplessly as her hands turned into coral tentacles, and Roland's hands slowly turned into jellyfish!
Seeing this, Roland and Joan's eyes went dark. Roland slapped Joan and shouted, "Wake up! Are you crazy? We are human, not corals. We can't turn into hairy coral polyps!"
Qiong suddenly had an epiphany. Yes, she was a human being, not a hairy underwater creature!
[Qiong's SAN +10]
"But my hands." Joan looked at her hands. They seemed to have stopped changing, but the coral tentacles that grew out of them were real!
【Qiong's SAN-10】
After realizing that she did have a pair of coral tentacles, June found that her body was changing faster and faster.
At this moment, Joan saw Roland tearing off the jellyfish skin on his hands, revealing a pair of smooth arms.
Joan was surprised and asked, "Doesn't it hurt?"
Roland was in excruciating pain, but he firmly believed that he was not in pain. He even cursed, "Are you crazy? Are you a coral? Am I a jellyfish?"
Joan shook her head and said, "I'm not a coral, and you're not a jellyfish!"
[Qiong's SAN +10]
Roland's eyes lit up as he said, "That's right! Since you're not a coral and I'm not a jellyfish, how can I feel pain? Tear it apart! That's magic! You're a witch. You're a wizard! Don't be fooled by that cultist!"
A revelation!
【Qiong's SAN +30! 】
He tore the coral polyps off his body in one go, and then almost fainted from the pain. He cried out, "But it hurts so much!"
Roland said firmly, "That's because you're sick! You're mentally ill! Stop crying, you lunatic!"
At this moment, Qiong suddenly realized that she had gone crazy!
【Qiong's SAN increased dramatically.】
[You've got it! Roland's Enlightenment Points +3]
[You've got it! Roland's Enlightenment Points +2]
【you.】
Roland pointed at the school of fish swimming around the Big Eyes apprentice and the human-shaped coral over there, saying, "They've all been deceived! They saw that psychopath swaying and thought he looked like a coral polyp, and that humans could turn into coral polyps, so they became coral polyps themselves. You can't imitate them, and don't talk nonsense and influence me!"
It turns out that the key to this ceremony lies in witnessing.
As long as you realize that you will become a coral polyp, you will become a coral polyp. No matter how far you run, once you have witnessed it, you will become the seed of a coral polyp. Running is useless.
As for the Big Eyed Monster apprentice, he didn't need to do anything. He just needed to be seen.
In fact, it wasn't just Qiong and the others who were teleported here. It was a large group of people.
But they all turned into coral polyps.
What he said to Joan and others basically told them all this.
Normal people can't understand words like "jiligulu". But people with SAN value of zero can understand it.
The witch's SAN value was relatively low, so she was the first to understand what the big-eyed apprentice said.
The witches were both angry and terrified. They were angry because their friends had all died tragically. They were terrified because they had become witnesses and couldn't escape. If they didn't stop this, they, too, would become coral polyps.
But her SAN had fallen off, so after realizing this problem, she turned into a coral polyp.
The same goes for the other apprentices.
Qiong looked at the surrounding trees with tears in her eyes. "I understand what you mean. Their willpower collapsed, and so their bodies began to change. But, but. Those coral trees have no ability to think. Why did they turn into coral trees?"
Thinking of this, Qiong's SAN began to plummet again.
Roland grabbed June's chin and made him look into his eyes: "Witchcraft! Deceptive witchcraft!"
It was like a revelation! My SAN was skyrocketing.
He looked at a dolphin darting past overhead and laughed, "I get it, I get it! It's fake, all fake! I'm crazy, I'm crazy!"
As Joan began to go crazy, Roland's abilities began to increase rapidly, and the bodies of both of them stopped changing.
Roland gave a thumbs-up and said, "Good brother, you're really smart! Remember, it's us two who are crazy, not the world! Keep up the spirit, I'll take care of that thing!"
Qiong wiped the tears from his face, looked at the big-eyed monster firmly, and then began to despair: "It's too late, brother. He is the mysterious spokesperson and has no concept of death. Unless the holy fire is used..."
Suddenly, Joan remembered the three sea urchins. They both looked at what Roland was holding. They fell silent—it looked like sea urchins.
With a snap, Roland woodenly pried open a sea urchin, revealing the roe inside. The surrounding fish swarmed in and devoured the sea urchin roe.
The sanity of both of them started to drop rapidly.
Qiong was completely upset. He cursed: "You are so naughty! Why did you pull it apart? I feel like we are swimming on a coral. Cough cough cough (choking on water)~~"
As she spoke, Joan began to float in the sea.
Roland suddenly said, "I understand, June. We are in a dream now. Do you see his big eyes? His mental power is so high that it has controlled our minds, causing hallucinations!"
Roland obviously wouldn't be mind-controlled, much less hallucinate. But he had to say this. Otherwise, they'd both be finished.
Teammates will influence each other. If both are determined, they will become more and more determined. They buff each other.
But on the other hand, if one person collapses, the other person's sanity will definitely start to drop as well.
Qiong instantly felt like she could breathe again, and she landed on the ground from mid-air. "Yes, we are wizards, and that man is also a wizard. We fell for his illusion! He just destroyed my will, so my cognition was affected by him. I almost fell for his clumsy illusion!"
Roland collected the two sea urchins and said, "Wait here. I can help us escape from this dream. Watch what I do next. You do whatever I do."
Joan nodded vigorously, his eyes wide open, observing Roland's movements.
Then, Roland took out a strange branch from his arms and made the opening move of Valeria's swordsmanship.
Qiong hurriedly picked up a broken branch from the low voice and then made a sword-fighting move.
Then, Joan saw Roland rush over and insert the branch into the big-eyed monster's big eyes.
Qiong stared blankly at this guy's actions for a long time.
After a pause, Roland suddenly slapped his forehead and said, "I forgot, there is also this."
After saying that, the guy took out a broken wine glass and a bottle of red wine, poured them in, and then ran to the big-eyed monster and poured the wine on it.
At this point, Qiong couldn't hold it in any longer. He grabbed his hair and yelled, "Brother! What are you doing?"
Roland turned his head and looked at Joan.
He said, "Ha, ha, ha!"
He added: “HAHAHAHAHAHA!!”
Qiong's eyes went dark, her whole body swayed, and she almost fell to the ground.
"Crazy, all crazy!"
"Hahaha, hahaha! This world has gone crazy!"
The next chapter is in daylight.
(End of this chapter)
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