I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha.

Chapter 224 Haha, it turns out I was crazy!

In order to make the news more credible, Twilight gathered reporters from all over the East.

Guaranteed truthful reporting! No one can be blamed!
So, the reporters don’t care who shows up today, they come here today just for the big news!
Therefore, if a woman slapped Roland now, it would definitely be on the news tomorrow.

In this situation, who would dare to be rude to Roland in public?
I don’t know if the two noble ladies in Roland’s arms dared to do this, but they seemed to have not reacted at all.

Their faces remained dull until they sat down at the table.

Their expressions changed from "Am I dreaming?" to "Oh, I am dreaming!", and finally to "Hahaha, I look so radiant today."

This inner journey is very tortuous.

They refused at first and were very uncooperative.

But Roland said something very true while dancing: "Two distinguished ladies, at this point, you can no longer resist. Follow my dance steps well. Perhaps everyone will think this is a novel way to enter!"

So, in order to pretend that this was a novel way to enter, they later followed Roland's movements and posed in many different poses.

After Anna finished spreading the salt, Roland finally let go of the two ladies, and then bowed slightly to the reporters and the performers.

The two ladies stood beside him and imitated his movements like soulless robots.

Ka Ka Ka Ka
This scene will definitely be selected as the biggest news of this year. No, it will be the biggest news of the past decade!

The War Is About to End?! The White Princess Meets the Bloody Countess!

White Chess Princess? Her Highness Twilight!

"A Luxurious Banquet That's Crazy and Extravagant!"

The Crazy Princess, the Mad Blood Lady, and the Art of Madness.

When her buttocks fell on the seat, Countess Wendisha's expression was the same as Catherine's when she was first forced to go crazy in public by Roland.

Her face was ashen, her soul drained out of her—all the prestige I had in my life had vanished into thin air.

【Countess's SAN-80】

And that was the second time that Countess Catherine was performing and she had already entered the second stage.

Tears streamed down her face, her eyes filled with numbness and despair—Haha, haha, it doesn’t matter, it doesn’t matter! Roland, I hate you!
【Catherine's SAN-20】

With a click, the seat next to Catherine was pulled open by Anna.

Roland sat on it with a swagger.

The two of them quietly high-fived each other, then Anna looked at her sister's expression, stuck out her tongue, and ran away.

Catherine looked at Roland blankly: "What the hell are you doing?"

Roland showed a very surprised look, and he whispered: "Didn't you say that we must eat?
Then we can’t let the lady be polluted!

There are few normal people left in Withered Blood Castle. If my wife is also contaminated, there will be no hope for this place. By then, we won't be able to escape even if we want to!
So, we must not let the lady be polluted, right?

If I don't come here like this, how can I take my wife to dinner?"

Catherine's expression turned extremely serious, and she gritted her teeth and whispered, "I asked you to explain the matter to Madam at the door!

She's not infected, and she won't turn into a leech after hearing it! You can tell her about the insanity theory!
The most important thing is that this is the first time she has met the three of us, and in her eyes we are not crazy!
So if you tell her, she will probably believe it.

Even if they don't believe it, they will cooperate for my sake!"

Roland coughed but said nothing.

After just hugging Catherine and starting to dance for a while, he finally reacted.

Because Catherine's face looked wrong, it didn't look like she wanted to cooperate with him or force his wife to perform!
At that time, Roland realized that he had made the wrong choice.

But you definitely can’t say that!

After saying that, the female boss had to kill herself!
Roland said, "Well, of course I know what you mean, but you also know that the lady might believe it.

If your wife cooperates with you and lets people stir up trouble in front of so many reporters, won't you make your wife think she's crazy?

Wouldn't this bring shame upon her husband and the entire family?
If she rejects you, then I won't have a chance to use my 'dancing and salt-sprinkling' plan.

It’s better to be direct, catch her off guard, pull her to dance, and force her to do something!

Alas, Catherine, my reputation has been ruined today because of you. Ahem.

Under Catherine's murderous gaze, Roland closed his mouth.

At this time, the Viscount also took his seat with Miss Delia.

The lady sat in the middle, her brother and daughter sat on one side, and Catherine and Roland sat on the other.

The table was laden with luxurious appetizers, but no one moved, and all five of them sat in their seats like puppets.

The maids started serving the dishes, the people queuing outside the hall had their tickets checked, and the first monster was about to come in.

Looking at the squirming thing at the door, the corners of Catherine and Roland's mouths twitched slightly.

Catherine said in a low voice with a frosty face: "I don't want to attend any more balls. I'll give you one last chance. Explain everything to my wife!"

Roland raised his eyelids, glanced at the senior, and said, "Senior, if you think that explaining the matter can redeem your honor, you have no chance."

Catherine's eyes went dark.

Roland added, "However, this matter does need to be discussed—after being visited by these monsters, you don't plan to attend the dance with them, do you?"

Catherine shuddered slightly. That was exactly what she wanted to say!

If the blood-stained wizards make a big scene during the ball and Roland goes crazy again, Catherine will be in great trouble.

She said, "I'll create an opportunity for you later. Go and explain the matter to the lady."

Roland raised his eyelids again, glanced at the senior student and said, "I'm afraid I can't say that."

Roland didn't want to embarrass himself like this anymore.

I can still cover up what just happened to the reporters by saying, "This is a novel way of making an appearance."

But if I tell my wife about this crazy theory, and she doesn't want to, she will turn around and catch me when no one is around!
So, this matter needs to be discussed with the senior. Let her go crazy.

Anyway, the lady doesn't dare to arrest her - she is suitable for doing this kind of socially suicidal thing!

Catherine said angrily, "Of course you go and tell her. She'll think I'm crazy!"

Roland said, "That's the problem—who do you think is more crazy in Madam's eyes, you or me?"

"Of course it's you! I, I'm just someone who's playing tricks on a crazy person like you."

Katherine's voice trailed off and she rubbed her face.

Can a person who can play with a madman be a normal person?

Roland said, "Okay, Miss Crazy, since my credibility is zero, and you are a little crazy with some credibility, who is more suitable to reveal the truth?"

The senior gave Roland a resentful look.

These two guys are simply betraying each other.

The mission initiated by the senior sister this time seemed to be determined to put Roland in jail.

As for Roland, it seemed as if he was determined to send his senior to a mental hospital.

Seeing that the senior schoolmate had already started whispering with the lady, Roland's mood suddenly improved.

Catherine's words were very clever, and she successfully eased the awkward atmosphere with just a few words.

After a while, the Countess, the Viscount and Delia listened attentively to Catherine's words.

"Aha! I can finally have a quiet meal!" Roland breathed a sigh of relief and looked at the dishes the servants brought.

These dishes all have silver plate covers with exquisite patterns. The content seems to be about the history of the Kuxue family, which looks pleasing to the eye.

Roland's face turned strange as he stared at the lid nervously. He didn't breathe a sigh of relief until the servant opened it.

The dishes were clean and had no leeches in them.

The first course was a salt-cured stag, made with about a quarter of a stag that was salted overnight and then served with sirloin, wine, spices and fresh herbs.

It is also topped with flavorful sauces, pear jam, pomegranate juice, etc. It looks pretty good.

The servant kindly asked Roland if he wanted some large pies.

The large pie is a unique creation, placed on a mini garden in the center of the large dining table, decorated with branches, peacock feathers and fragrant flowers.

A miniature silver-plated castle was placed in the center, with several live birds with gilded feet kept in cages within the castle, and the large pies were placed on the lawn surrounding the castle.

Each large pie is topped with several small pies, making it look like a crown. The crust is silver around the edges and golden on the top, which is very beautiful.

Roland asked about the filling, and the servant told him: These pies contain a whole deer, a swan, three quails, six roosters, ten pigeons, a rabbit, as well as veal loin, fat, eggs, etc. Finally, they are sprinkled with saffron, cloves, and other seasonings.

"Give me a big piece of pie, and some of that too."

Roland pointed to a bird riding a roasted suckling pig. The roasted suckling pig looked very crispy. The bird was wearing an iron helmet on its head and a spear-like decoration on its wings. It looked very funny and interesting.

What surprised Roland was that the banquets of these nobles were not like modern ones, where the dishes were served in the order of appetizer, main course, dessert, etc.—there were appetizers, but all the dishes were served simultaneously. It was a bit like a buffet. However, there were servants to replenish the dishes, so guests did not have to move around freely. At a ball, everyone would take what they wanted.

In addition, there are many ornamental dishes on this large dining table, all of which are portraits of great saints made with syrup, honey, etc.

Not far in front of the Countess, there was a dish of peacock, which was a whole peacock without any plucked feathers - it could be cut up and eaten, but it was more for viewing.

The food on the long table was quite pleasing to the eye, but it was a bit awkward that people kept coming to watch Roland and the others eat.

Fortunately, the few people who came in were all humans, so Roland ignored them.

After the servants helped Roland fill the plate with food, he saw several servants bringing up a very luxurious main course.

This dish uses twenty-six kinds of meat and is garnished with a lot of fruits.

In the center of the dish, there is a decoration made of various ingredients piled up like a high wall - symbolizing the wall of heaven.

The overall look is like a group of wizards are about to capture the high wall, and the gods are resisting in fear. The battle looks very tragic.

This dish commemorates the 'War of the Wall' between wizards and gods.

It was a pivotal battle in ancient times, after which the gods were gradually driven from the world.

Only a few gods still maintain contact with this world, but they can no longer descend here.

The name of this dish is very complicated, a long list that includes the names of some great saints and gods, making it difficult to translate.

The simple translation is 'God and the High Wall'.

This is a famous ancient Western dish, more precisely a medieval-style hodgepodge or stew. Its cooking method is somewhat similar to "Buddha Jumps Over the Wall."

Although Roland's meals were good, apart from the wild boar meal two weeks ago, he hadn't eaten much oil. Whether it was deer, dry food, or rabbit, they were all lean meat with a very low fat content.

He has lost two or three pounds.

Now when I see something with fat on it, my appetite immediately grows.

I heard that the goddess Heraclea was also included in this "Gods and Walls"! Roland specifically asked for Heraclea to taste.

I thought it was crab, or some kind of meat from myriapods, plus some beehives and honey.

But when it was served, they found that the Helaka was made of "crocodile meat".

'Forget it, just eat.'

Just as Roland was about to enjoy his meal, a puff sound was heard not far away, and then a large amount of blood plasma spilled onto the table, with a lot of wriggling and shaking things on it.

Looking at the leech swaying on the plate in front of him, Roland felt unwell.

I haven’t even taken a single bite of this yet!

Are you going to stop letting people eat? !
"Eat. Gululu. Why aren't you eating?"

Some blood splattered on the Countess's hair, and she finally noticed the viewer.

"Sir Barker, it's very rude of you to sneeze while guests are dining."

The Countess frowned.

She asked the servant to bring a handkerchief to the nobleman who looked sick, had dirt on his nose and looked very untidy.

Looking at the spectator who was shaking his body, Roland's face turned very ugly.

It was a thing made up of a human and a worm. It twitched and shook its body constantly as if it had epilepsy, and its mouth kept spewing plasma, mucus and leeches.

Those disgusting things fell on the dining table like rain.

The servant beside him who was adding more food to the Countess's meal was covered in blood plasma, but he seemed to be blind as he licked the leeches gracefully.

Another servant was wiping Maester Buck's mouth with a handkerchief.

Sir Buck opened his huge mouth, lowered his head and swallowed the servant.

With a crunching sound, the servant was chewed into meat paste while screaming, and then swallowed by Sir Buck.

But it is clearly eating people here, but everyone turns a blind eye.

The etiquette officer not far away was calling Sir Buck's name, wondering why he didn't come in.

With a puff, the monster sprayed the Countess in the face.

"Lord Roland may not be used to it, but it doesn't matter."

The Countess smiled and said to Catherine and Roland, "The gentlemen who came to visit today are all very respectable."

As she spoke, she began to scratch her face.

"Yes, Roland might not be used to it. This is his first time attending such an occasion."

Catherine scratched the blood on the back of her hand, gave Roland a subtle smile, and glared at him obscurely.

She whispered, "Why are you holding that big silver dinner cover up to your face? The reporters are taking pictures. Put it down now! It's so embarrassing!"

As she spoke, Catherine watched in amazement as Roland stood up, holding up the silver dinner cover as if he were holding a shield.

He picked up a bottle of corrupted holy blood, held up his shield, and carefully came behind the Countess.

Seeing the Baron's unusual behavior, the reporters took photos to record the scene.

Then, everyone watched in stunned silence as Roland poured the bottle of wine onto the Countess's head.

The reporters snapped away, and the Countess looked completely stunned. She seemed completely bewildered.

This operation stunned everyone present.

Catherine's eyes went dark and she almost fainted.

Before Catherine could react, a bottle of wine was dropped on her head.

Roland didn't leave any of the four people present out, and poured wine on each of them one by one.

Then, holding the 'silver shield' and the fifth bottle of wine, he carefully came to Sir Buck and hit him hard on the head.

With a snap, the bottle shattered into pieces.

This is cruel enough!

Sir Buck's spine was even bent!

Poor Sir Buck fell straight to the ground!
Sir Buck was still rubbing his head on the ground, but Roland took out a wine barrel and poured a lot of wine on him. Sir Buck then kicked his legs and thrust a few times, then died with foam at the mouth!

The shoe flew off! It's probably too late to save him.

Afterwards, Roland wiped the sweat from his forehead and said to Catherine, "This guy is unexpectedly difficult to deal with. His swordsmanship must be very good."

Catherine cried out in her heart: "My Master Roland! What are you talking about!"
With a click, Roland lifted Sir Buck under the table.

Catherine's eyes darkened, and she thought to herself, "What the hell are you doing? You don't think that if you kick him into the table, no one will notice you've killed someone, right?!"

Catherine stared at Roland blankly, but she saw Roland straighten his clothes and bow slightly to Catherine and the Countess.

"My dear ladies and gentlemen, I am standing here because the Countess just asked me to perform a little show - have you forgotten?"

Catherine screamed in her heart: "What are you talking about! This reason is too far-fetched!"

You insulted the Countess with alcohol in public, and then she asked you to perform?!
What's this performance? A murder performance?!

My Master Roland!
How can I help you save face?
Someone's dead. I'm going to arrest you now. It's over. It's all over!'

Catherine looked at Countess Wendishah cautiously.

The Countess was evidently a person who showed little emotion.

She still kept smiling.

Seeing her holding the wet hairpin in her hand, she smiled awkwardly and said, "Please start your performance, Lord Roland."

Catherine: “???”

Looking at the others, they also had a reserved smile on their faces.

Catherine grabbed her hair, completely dazed.

Roland just killed someone and caused a scene at the party! He poured wine on your heads, and how did you react?
Why are you reacting like this?

Catch him!
Lock him up and say he is crazy!

Suddenly, Catherine had an epiphany.

"Haha! I'm crazy! It's really an illusion. I've been having a nightmare since I started dancing!"

With a gurgling sound, Roland stuffed a baguette into Catherine's mouth.

He apologized to his wife very apologetically, then took out a soul shrine and threw it to the ground.

Suddenly, the hall was filled with ghosts.

(End of this chapter)