I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha.
Chapter 237 God, Don’t Go Crazy! The Insane Hymn!
Chapter 237 God, Don’t Go Crazy! The Insane Hymn!
In the magnificent Heraca Church, the young wizard chatted with many noble ladies and young ladies.
He smiled and said, "After learning of my interest in Heracarian theology, you took me here for a tour—thank you so much. I stumbled upon this place by mistake, and yet you have shown me such generosity."
My Lord Baron, I don't know how I can repay your kindness, so is there anything I can do for you?"
The lady smiled and said, "To be honest, we brought you here because we heard you were well-versed in Heracarian theology. My family does have a favor to ask of you."
She looked at the large leech statue on the altar and said, "As you can see, this is a Heraclea church."
The Countess and Roland repeated their previous conversation.
But unlike last time, the expressions of the people around him were very strange.
They always feel like they have heard such a conversation before?
As he spoke, Roland agreed to his wife's request, walked to the statue and began to observe it.
What was different from the fat man was that Roland deliberately kept a long distance from the statue.
This big leech looks like an ordinary statue and doesn't look alive at all.
But Roland still remembered clearly what happened when the fat man touched it just now.
The sculptor who carved this statue was so skilled that even the emotions of the statue were revealed vividly.
——It is afraid, begging, and viciously cursing and warning the observers!
For a moment, Roland even had an illusion.
The statue was begging me not to touch it!
He was threatening himself not to carve it into Heraclea.
Roland even heard whispers in his ears. The sound seemed to come from the abyss, capable of driving anyone mad instantly. And if anyone touched it in the midst of madness, they would be pulled into the lower world and devoured by leeches.
But for Roland, who stared directly at the evil god in meditation every day, he had been exposed to too much of the lower world and heard too many whispers.
So, to Roland, these whispers ringing in his ears were just noise.
Roland suddenly had a very bold guess in his mind. He stepped into the statue and touched it.
But he didn't turn into a leech!
Suddenly, Roland understood everything.
He shouted in his heart: "Sure enough! Sure enough!"
No wonder I thought the lady was wearing an ordinary skirt, so it became an ordinary skirt!
The moment the gentlemen touched the lady's skirt, they must have heard the whispers of the Bloody Baron!
Their wills were instantly crushed, and they saw the Bloody Baron struggling in the lower world!
So, at that moment, they turned into giant leeches, fell completely into the abyss, and were then swallowed by the Baron.'
Roland's eyes were red as he blurted out another crazy idea.
He shouted in his heart: 'If my guess is correct, the Bloody Baron of the past and the future has been killed by Helaka!
And the node of 'now' where I am now is the node where the fate lines of the two gods intersect!
If no one had carved the statue of the leech Heraka at this point, then all cause and effect would have disappeared, the fate of the two gods would never have crossed, and the Bloody Baron would have survived!
On the contrary, if a statue of the leech Heraka is carved at this point, then everything will be a foregone conclusion!
What kind of god is Helaka?
This is simply a dimensionality reduction attack!"
Roland had read many theological books, but he had no idea about the power of this god!
I can't even understand it!
Roland now didn't even know whether the Bloody Baron was alive or had been killed.
The Blood-Dried Baron probably couldn't understand it either. To him, the shepherdess was indescribable!
Serious gods all pay attention to the theory of status and laws. The greater the energy level, the stronger the power of the laws they mobilize, and the more powerful they are.
But Heraka is not like that. He doesn't care about energy, laws, or positions. To Him, no matter how strong or weak the opponent is, it's all the same.
Because He stands at a level that cannot be described.
He himself is a 'chaotic system' that has no form, but can take any form.
It is something very contradictory, crazy, illogical and indescribable to the gods.
His existence is chaos.
Roland suspected that Helaka was not a god of this world at all, but an old god, or an outer god!
Roland didn't know what a true war between gods was like, nor did he know how far Heraka and the Bloody Baron had fought.
But the Bloody Baron was clearly no match, and could never be one. He was like a fly on a spider's web, destined to be eaten!
Poor Bloody Baron, deceived by this despicable shepherdess!
The Baron thought that Helaka was a poor little thing that could be manipulated at will, a prey, but it turned out that He was!
Roland was completely paralyzed. He had always suspected that the so-called Heraka was not a real god.
Now he was finally sure—this guy might not even be a god. No one knew what he was!
No one knows what kind of god Heraka is, but the real goddess of the Styx has probably been swallowed by him long ago!
The name of the goddess of the underworld was probably not 'Heraka', but another name.
But the shepherdess no longer exists. She has been fundamentally replaced by another god - even the cause and effect have been eaten by the giant spider!
The shepherdess had long since died, becoming Heraclea. Now the dice of fate had rolled on the Bloody Baron.
The Bloody Baron in some 'time segment' may have been swallowed.
Therefore, it is for this reason that I see my wife as a giant leech at one moment and a 'suffering weeping angel' at another.
In the struggle, the Bloody Baron, in order to save himself, constantly tried to pull those who sensed him into the lower world.
Then, everyone in the church changed!
They were supposed to all turn into giant leeches and kill anyone who dared to step into the church, but because the Baron had begun to be gradually transformed into Heraka during the War of Gods, the giant leeches all turned into Heraka's silk ribbons!
Now, at the critical juncture of the fight between the two, neither the Bloody Baron nor Heraka can use their own power to directly interfere with the surface world.
They can only exert influence in the lower world, helping or killing those who can sense them.
Roland suddenly understood why Helaka chose him.
Now, no one can move this statue! Anyone who touches it will look directly at the Bloody Baron and be influenced by the evil god!
Unless this person can 'swim' and travel between the lower world and the surface world!
Roland can swim. He splashes in the sea of the lower world every day. He can touch the statue without being affected by the Bloody Baron.
Suddenly, Roland rubbed his eyes.
He suddenly saw many of himself, jingling on the statue. In the blink of an eye, a 'suffering weeping angel' appeared on the altar, completely unrelated to the giant leech.
Suddenly, Roland discovered that it was not afternoon outside the window, but midnight!
He was actually holding a hammer and chisel in his hands and riding on the neck of the statue!
Looking again, I found that the appearance of the entire hall had been changed, and the doors and windows were covered with spider-web-like carvings.
There are also many mesh-like carvings on the ground.
Only in this small area near the statue there are no mesh-like carved patterns, but instead blood-like patterns.
The living people in the hall were all standing on the bloody streaks under the statue.
The lady was delighted and said, "Yes, very good! This is exactly what we want!"
The silk ribbons in the hall were slowly transforming into silk figures, and then gradually transformed into swaying silk cocoons! Just like cocoons entangled by spider webs on the ground!
Roland frowned suddenly.
The giant leech disappeared completely, and no one could describe the two gods together!
It seemed that the war between the gods had entered a new phase, disrupting the timeline and destiny. In this timeline, the Blood Baron did not issue an oracle, and the Blood Wizards did not plan to perform a ritual to summon Helaka.
In this timeline, there is no large leech statue, and instead a flawed statue of the goddess Heracha is placed.
The Bloody Baron couldn't change Roland, the tiny ant, so he changed the route of the little ant Roland!
In this route, Roland continued to move forward and created a 'suffering weeping angel'.
"After being devoured by Heracca, the Baron actually used Heracca's power to disrupt the timeline?"
Roland was very confused, because logically speaking, the Bloody Baron could not do such a thing.
The Baron loses anyway, because there's a bloody statue here.'
Roland withdrew his gaze and looked at the people around him - he was the only gentleman in the hall.
That is to say, the other seven gentlemen were all swallowed up.
Therefore, there is also a large leech statue in the main hall.
This statue is the Countess.
No, she's even more useful than the idol! Because she's the spokesperson for the Bloody Baron!
The current Countess was the pure spokesperson for the Bloody Baron, but Helaka didn't dare to touch her, because if she was killed or possessed, there would be nothing left of the Bloody Baron in the world.
The Blood-Dried Baron did not dare to touch the lady, because he had to let the Countess devour the seven gentlemen to achieve the current established fact.
The above is the situation that Heraka and the Bloody Baron created in the war between gods.
During the fight, Helaka saved his representative on earth and made him sit in the safest place.
The Bloody Baron had to leave behind a statue, but he also had a spokesperson in the human world.
The influence of the two gods on the secular world has reached its limit.
The war between gods in the divine realm has ended, but there is no conclusion to this war - who will win and who will lose depends on the next battle of the believers!
Looking at the ladies below, Roland smiled and said, "Ladies, don't you want to come closer and touch me?"
The Countess laughed and said, "Lord Roland, the statue is for observation. How can you get so close and touch it? The position you are sitting in is really unsightly. Goddess Heraclea will be angry. Come down quickly, and we will treat you well."
Not to mention touching it, they don’t even want to look directly at the statue!
Roland said, "Before that, I have a question. Madam, please help me answer it."
The Countess said, "Please speak."
Roland frowned and pondered for a moment, then asked with a strange expression, "Madam, I am also a theological researcher. In the theological books I have come across, wizards refer to the gods by their names.
God's name is unique.
The name of God represents the status, godhead, and divinity of a God, and even includes the titles of gods in heaven, hell, the abyss, or the underworld.
I have never heard of anyone using a title to refer to a god. Why do you keep calling that ancient god the 'Baron of Withered Blood'?
After hearing this, everyone looked at each other in confusion.
Then, a saintly woman smiled and said, "Lord Roland, you don't know. Our ancestors once called Baron Dryblood by his divine name. But later, when they consulted the scriptures, they discovered that Baron Dryblood shared the same name as another god. So, hundreds of years ago, we began to address him by his title."
The Countess smiled implicitly and said, "That's right."
Roland nodded deeply and asked, "What is the divine name of the Baron of Withered Blood?"
Everyone couldn't help but laugh, and they said, "Of course it's also called Helaka."
The Countess laughed and interjected, "Yes, it's the same name as mine."
Amidst the laughter and chatter of the ladies, they suddenly noticed that Roland on the statue was laughing for some unknown reason.
"Hehehehahaha. Hahahaha!"
He covered his head and laughed so hard that he couldn't contain himself.
Seeing Roland suddenly go crazy, everyone in the church was confused. The Countess asked, "Lord Roland, you..."
"Shut up!"
Roland pointed at the Countess with red eyes and said, "What did you just say? Your name is Helaka?"
The Countess and the others looked at each other and said, "Of course it is this name."
Roland pointed at the statue and said, "What's his name?! And what's the Bloody Baron's name?!"
Everyone frowned and said, "Of course it's the goddess Heraclea. The Baron of Withered Blood is also called Heraclea."
"Hehehe, your name is Helaka." Roland pointed at the Countess.
Then he pointed to the statue and said, "He is also called Heraclea."
Finally, he pointed to the top of his head and said, "The Bloody Baron is also called Helaka."
Suddenly, Roland looked at the Countess: "My Lord Baron! You are dead! You are dead!
Don’t you think that your current situation is a little bit wrong?
You have become Baron Hracco!
Your Majesty! Your Majesty the Goddess! You can't be so unrecognizable as yourself, right?
Stop going crazy, stop playing, and wake up!"
The Countess was getting impatient. She didn't want to continue with this madman. She said, "Lord Roland, are you going to come down or not?"
Roland nodded and said, "Okay, I'll come down right away and treat you!"
As he spoke, Roland slowly climbed down from behind the statue, clapped his hands, and stood beside the Countess, as if he knew nothing.
Seeing Roland walking up to her, the Countess was slightly stunned. Then she showed an ecstatic look, lifted her skirt and took him in!
A delicate and beautiful lady put you into her skirt?
It's really erotic.
But under the skirt, there are huge leeches wriggling all over!
The moment Roland was covered, the Countess's whole body began to tremble with excitement.
She laughed heartily. "Idiot! Lady Helaka actually entrusted such a matter to you. But it's not your fault. Your realm is too low. Although it's somewhat unique, your vision isn't deep enough or true enough."
The Countess thought Roland knew nothing about the war of gods. After all, he was a real little believer, not a spokesperson or incarnation like herself.
He is not even as good as the Three Saint Ladies!
The Blood-Dried Baron told me everything as soon as he thought about it, so I knew the whole story.
The saints can listen to the oracles during prayer and vaguely understand part of the things from the hazy oracles.
But this Lord Roland was far from being comparable to himself. He could not directly contact God like himself, or even act in the world in His name and identity.
Helaka couldn't contact Roland like the Bloody Baron contacted her.
And Roland couldn't even listen to the oracle directly!
Besides, this guy is so stupid!
In order to make him understand some things, the goddess Heraka even appeared for a short while, using her own body to speak a riddle.
Roland could only guess, and how much he could guess depended entirely on his own understanding.
Judging from what happened now, this little Lord Roland was obviously a fool. He didn't see things deeply enough or truly enough, and couldn't guess many things.
But it's not his fault. Even the saints and priests only understood half of what Goddess Heraka said.
So when the Countess saw Roland climbing down directly, she concluded that Roland still knew nothing!
At this moment, the Countess suddenly felt that something was wrong with what she had eaten.
She was sure that what she had just eaten was Roland.
It must be Roland.
But this Roland was completely different from the Roland he had met before. He had no flesh and blood, and his whole body was as soft as mud, just like amber.
And inside the body of this soft mud Roland, there seemed to be a hard object. That object was like straw, but very hard.
After a careful perception, the Countess was horrified.
It turned out to be a strange straw Heraclea statue!
The moment her body touched the statue, the Countess's head exploded with a rumbling sound - why does this statue look so much like her?
Suddenly, the lady understood everything.
Suddenly, the fate of the two gods was completely intertwined.
The indescribable giant spider injected venom into the leech's body in this short moment.
Cause and effect have become established facts, and the leech's fate of being swallowed can no longer be changed!
There was a sound of applause from behind the statue. Everyone looked up in astonishment and saw Roland cautiously sticking half his face out from behind the statue. "Is it delicious?"
——Roland knew that no matter how he tried to wake up this madman, he would not remember who he was!
This god is sick! Seriously sick!
The Bloody Baron of the past was long dead, and his past and future had long since become Heracles's. So the battle between the gods just now wasn't just the Bloody Baron fighting Heracles. How could that rubbish god know such tactics?
Therefore, the one who has been fighting with Goddess Heraka is not the Bloody Baron, but the goddess herself!
He is fighting with himself!
In order to prevent herself from winning, the goddess even created a Mobius time loop, letting Roland follow the path to destroy the bloody statue, and then ordered the Countess to eat Roland!
This goddess is absolutely crazy! She's mentally ill!
This madman, this madman!
Roland couldn't understand this crazy woman's operation. He could only try to interpret it this way - Helaka had changed the future and the past, but not the present.
Therefore, Helaka, the Bloody Baron, is in a chaotic state of "both yes and no".
If you want to change this situation, you must intertwine the fate of the two gods and help the goddess complete the cause and effect!
That is, to let the Countess touch the statue.
As long as the Countess touches the statue, the goddess completes the cause and effect.
Or in other words, as long as the Bloody Baroness touches the statue of the shepherdess, the goddess will discover who he is and his madness will be cured.
Therefore, in order to heal the god, Roland made a bold move. After discovering that the crowd did not even dare to look closely at the statue, Roland concluded that they would not use their spiritual sense to perceive this side.
Therefore, as he slowly climbed down the statue, he contacted his senior with the small snake statue and asked if the Heracha statue was in the hands of the clone.
After getting confirmation, he told the senior that he was going to do something big and that if she didn't come over, she would die. So he crushed the snake statue and summoned his clone over.
Then he and his clone castled.
Thus, the positions of the divine bird Roland and the flesh and blood Roland were swapped, and their clothes, accessories, and other belongings were instantly swapped. It was impossible to detect the change of people.
In just a few breaths, the divine bird Roland stuffed the statue into his body, and then walked up to the Countess in a swagger.
Roland didn't know whether the Countess would sense his movements behind the statue, nor did he know whether she would swallow the clone all at once, but why not give it a try?
It doesn’t matter if you fail, as long as you hide behind the statue of the goddess, you will be invincible!
God is on Roland's side today. Just like the Bloody Baron, the Countess is destined to die today!
Roland clapped and smiled as he said, "Beautiful Lady Wendishah, I have been curious about your skirt for a long time. Thank you for giving me such a wonderful experience. Am I delicious?"
The lady slowly raised her head and showed a very evil smile.
She looked at Roland.
He said, "Squeak, creak, creak, creak."
In an instant, the insane whispers from a distant world echoed in the hall.
It was like countless sharp claws scratching the glass!
Amidst the harsh whispers, everyone covered their heads and laughed wildly.
They were just like the 'holy fly servant' in the forbidden area, swaying their bodies wildly and laughing wildly.
This laughter has a rhythm!
It's like a hymn!
And the harsh sound of scratching the glass is the music of the hymn!
During this hymn, the lady's body gradually grew taller and larger, slowly turning into a strange statue that looked like straw, coral, and a wood carving.
It was a 'suffering weeping angel' with numerous tentacle-like unknown objects hidden within its body.
A lot of blood was dripping from the face of the Weeping Angel statue.
It seems that this statue can no longer be called by its original name.
It should be called 'The Suffering Angel of Blood'.
It symbolizes the three divine attributes: the Supreme Good, the Weak and the Holy Blood.
Roland was completely paralyzed by the strange changes that occurred in the hall.
No, what made Roland even more unbearable was that just now, he suddenly had an additional memory.
In this memory, after hearing his words, the goddess fulfilled her little wish - she kneaded herself (the clone) into his body and ate her.
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(End of this chapter)
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