I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha.

Chapter 257: Your Majesty, Come Quickly! The Demigod in the Mental Hospital!
Catherine smiled and said, "Don't worry. You have three days to work on it. If you do a good job, I might even give you the fake holy garment you didn't deserve. You lost, didn't you? You didn't win this bargaining chip."

Roland smiled and said, "You're right. I will do my best to help you draw a new magic carpet. But it won't take three days. Three minutes will be enough."

Catherine said, "What do you mean?"

Suddenly, Catherine's face turned a little ugly.

Roland did agree to adapt seven magic carpets for her, but he did not say what the magic carpets would look like.

Sure enough, Roland smiled and took out a sketchbook - it came from Fatty Duncan, and it was also an interesting and curious item.

He picked up a pen and spent a few seconds drawing a picture of a chicken eating rice in his sketchbook.

Roland stood up with the chicken eating rice picture and walked to Lady Catherine's sofa and handed her the sketchbook.

Catherine took one look at the picture of the chicken eating rice and her eyes went dark.

At this time, Roland took out his snake staff and waved it at the armor and the pseudo-saint's clothes on it. Then the things went into his dimensional bag.

Then he waved the battle robe on the table, and the robe fell into his hands.

Roland held the ordinary battle robe and said, "Lady Catherine, this 'pseudo-saint' garment is a bargaining chip. According to the bet, I will return it to you now. As for the armor and the ordinary battle robe on top, they were given to me as part of our original agreement. So I accepted them."

Catherine frowned and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? This is just an ordinary battle robe!"

Roland blinked in surprise and said, "Sir, please don't talk nonsense. This is clearly a fake holy garment, yet you say it's just an ordinary battle robe. What evidence do you have?"

Catherine couldn't help but be stunned for a second.

That's right, just like she had just played with Roland, Roland was also playing with her.

Roland lost the bet because he could see the difference between the two objects.

Because Catherine couldn't tell the difference between the two items, she couldn't prove which one was the holy robe in the bet! That was the battle robe she had agreed to give to Roland for free before the bet!
These two guys are more clever than the other!

Although this was just a playful affair between a young couple, or even a spur-of-the-moment decision, neither of them treated it as a 'devil's bargain'.

But both of them were unintentional, so the fact that Roland could beat her in such a playful way meant that if they got serious, Catherine might not be able to defeat this little wizard.

Catherine stared blankly at Roland in front of her, and an extremely strange thought arose in her mind.

She actually lost.

In this little game, she actually lost. Indeed, she had no intention of really playing with Roland. So she just casually played a trick.

But Roland broke the situation in just a moment.

The South has many gods, but it's also a hotbed of demons. Catherine originally wanted to teach Roland a lesson, to teach him a lesson so he'd remember it.

But she lost.

Was this kid really just a little knight squire of Valeria before?
He was practically an encyclopedia on worldly matters—knowledge he said he had gained from the mercenaries of Valeria.

He was adept at scheming, cunning, and various tactics—he said these experiences were all taught to him by Valeria's mercenaries.

So, Roland always said that he had a group of amazing teachers.

This was not the first time that Catherine had been curious about Roland's Valeria mercenary teachers.

But she hadn't taken it to heart before. Now that she suddenly noticed it, she felt something was a little weird.

Roland said that he was sure these memories came from the mercenaries, not from the lower world - the latter was enlightenment, the former was memory.

So, Roland really did have a group of teachers.

Catherine also believed that as mercenaries who dared to hang out in a place like the Fern Forest, they must be the best mercenaries in the world.

But why does Roland have so many memories of them?!
Shouldn't they have suffered?
Shouldn't at least most of them have suffered?

The same is true!

When Catherine arrived in Valeria and began to prepare to go to the Fern Forest, there were not many powerful mercenaries in Valeria.

If Roland's group of mercenary teachers were really that good, then not only would they all be mercenaries with various legendary stories in the secular world, but at least a few of them would definitely have no problem taking down a Cyclops.

But when Catherine was there, the Cyclops was wreaking havoc! Even the low-level apprentice wild wizards around were arrogant!

Therefore, the old mercenaries should have suffered!
But why does Roland still have so many memories? !

There is only one way to verify this matter - after my father has dealt with the matter of Lord Yellow Fern, see if there are any mercenaries who come out.

They must have the ability to survive in the abyss. Even if they are all dead, the old people in the abyss must have seen some of them.

After that, you will understand what is going on with these old mercenaries.

Putting the matter aside for the moment, Catherine reached out and tore up the picture of a chicken eating rice that Roland had given her. She angrily said to Roland, "Don't play tricks! You promised to adapt seven magic carpets for me! Try adapting one less!"

Lady Catherine had never played Roland before, and she began to act like a rogue.

Roland smiled, took off his coat, and slowly unbuttoned his shirt.

He smiled at Catherine and said, "My noble Majesty, your lord will naturally serve you. Honestly, these magic carpets won't be of much use to me if I take them south. They're clearly from the Withered Blood Castle, and the moment they're used, they'll be targeted by the fleeing Withered Blood wizards. Plus, there are too many of them to ship out."

Originally I planned to keep some for my art collection, but making a rubbing would be just as good.

Now, since you like it, I can naturally give it to you, and even help you adapt some of it. Of course."

Roland lifted Lady Catherine's chin. He smiled deeply and said, "You know what I mean."

Hearing Roland suddenly call her "Your Majesty", Catherine's heart skipped a beat, and she suddenly realized what this guy was going to do.

Seeing Roland's condescending smile again, Catherine shuddered slightly.

Am I going to be bullied by this despicable man again?
No, absolutely not! We can't let him develop this habit!

He actually called me His Majesty while taking off his clothes! No, absolutely not!
Catherine tensed up and her face immediately turned cold: "Roland, don't even think about it - put on your clothes!"

Her last sentence was really angry.

In this life, I can be bullied by him because I am his fiancée and this is not the first time he bullies me.

But the past of her previous life was a taboo in Catherine's heart, her dignity and bottom line! When she wanted to play with him, she could coax him, but how could she let him casually bring it up and trample on it like this?!
This is absolutely not possible!
Catherine felt that she had been too permissive and spoiled with Roland. She needed to show some authority and teach him a lesson, so that he would know the difference between superiors and subordinates.

Thinking of this, Catherine's eyes grew even colder. If Lord Roland did anything out of line again, or even smiled like that again, Catherine would teach him a lesson she would never forget.

As a result, Roland suddenly took a step back and gave in.

Roland smiled helplessly and said, "Dear Catherine, you really have me in your hands. You are my sweetheart, how could I not give you what you want?
I didn't take them out before because I forgot.

How could I take so many valuable things to the South? This is our common property. After all, if I die there, our things will be gone."

Catherine's heart twitched violently.

She interrupted Roland angrily: "How could you say such an unlucky thing?!"

Roland immediately bowed his head and admitted his mistake. He sighed, then smiled and said, "Your Majesty, I made a slip of the tongue. After this separation, I don't know how many years it will be before we meet again. Don't worry, I'm an indestructible cockroach. I'm sure everything will go smoothly in the south. You must also be successful here. Take care of yourself. I will be building a great foundation for you thousands of miles away."

Catherine's heart twitched again.

But looking at Roland's hateful smile, Catherine became very angry again.

Catherine, don't be fooled! This guy said that on purpose. He's telling you all these lies just to bully you! How despicable, how despicable!

You can't be fooled. If you say anything soft, he will take advantage of you and kiss you!

"Take care of yourself too," she said to her pioneer lord, Baron Roland - she finally said it out loud.

As expected, Lord Roland immediately took advantage of the situation—he actually extended his hand with a smile and raised His Majesty's chin. His Majesty turned his head away coldly—in Roland's eyes, this was a welcome!
Roland's heart was burning with passion. He pushed her onto the sofa and kissed her cold face.

As Roland kissed her and helped His Majesty undress, he laughed heartily in his heart: "I like it, I like it so much! I just love the way you look when I bully you with that sullen face! Ah~~ King on the cold throne, let me warm you!"

Next, Roland carried His Majesty to the bed and did many things.

His Majesty had a cold and stern face, closed his eyes and turned his head away, not even looking at Roland. In Roland's view, this was indulgence!

Your Majesty doesn't want to say a word to this bastard!

So it only took five or six minutes for His Majesty to be a little bit defeated.

After another two minutes, her frown deepened and she couldn't help but cover her mouth.

This completely broke my defense and I almost cried out loud.

Seeing the man with his mouth shut, Roland was overjoyed. He panted and said, "Your Majesty, I have a small doubt. I would like you to answer it."

His Majesty stared at Roland coldly without saying a word.

Roland smiled and asked, "When did you start drinking tea? Did you start drinking tea when you made the bet with me?"

Drink tea? What kind of tea?

I haven't had any tea since I entered the house.

His Majesty was stunned for two or three seconds before he reacted.

Roland laughed heartily and said, "You must have been drinking tea secretly. If you hadn't accidentally spilled it on your legs, how could this have happened? When you made the bet with me, you knew you might lose, right?"

Her Majesty was completely overwhelmed. She pushed Roland down with her three-foot-long flaming spear and rode on top of him.

"Roland!"

His Majesty said angrily, "Stop courting death over there! I'll kill you when I get there!"

The two of them switched back and forth, and it took a long time.

Halfway through, there was a conversation like this.

Roland said, "Your Majesty, you are truly like a young girl. Every time I do this, I suffer so much, yet I also feel so happy. Over two hundred years ago, you never thought that your chastity would be taken away by me like this, did you?"

His Majesty said: "Yes, you succeeded."

She hugged her knight tightly (nobles were knights appointed by the king) and gave her heart to him.

Afterwards, His Majesty said something like this, which almost reduced Roland's SAN to zero.

She said, "Roland, you must have sneaked into my dream. I dreamed of you a long, long time ago. When I was in hell, I knew I would marry Roland Alayeh."

Roland was completely dumbfounded after hearing this.

He had a dream when he first 'huggled' Catherine in the Black Forest Lodge.

In his dream, he embraced a multi-armed female demon. The person he dreamed of was actually Catherine from the past!

In the next three days, the two did a lot of ridiculous things, as well as a lot of romantic and happy things.

They completely relaxed.

Soak in underwater hot springs, transform into a mermaid and watch the sunrise from the surface. Disguise as mercenaries to go shopping, even stealing. Get drunk on a cliff at night and discuss everything in the East.

Roland had made a mistake. They didn't have the time for those seven magic carpets.

However, during these three days, the two of them had played the role of painter and model. Although the painting changed from realism to impressionism because they hugged each other halfway through, this painting was actually created by the two of them together.

The two of them finally created a painting, or rather a photograph. Catherine also took several separate magical photos.

And, at Catherine's strong request, Roland bought an expensive male jewelry and put Catherine's portrait in the jewelry.

During these three days, the two of them also did some serious work. Catherine explained the "Night Demon Secret Art" of the Withered Blood Family to Roland.

She also taught Roland a method to use magic to practice this kind of body-refining secret technique, which can achieve twice the result with half the effort.

Roland also had a lot of understanding.

He has a very good physical foundation and can practice the first stage of the secret technique while walking.

With the help of expensive potions, it wouldn't take long for him to complete the first stage. Then he could transform into a Night Demon, with unparalleled strength and speed.

Three days later, at the dock.

Catherine escorted Roland to the side of the ship. After a hug, the two stared at each other for a long time, unable to let go.

Catherine pursed her lips and said, "Lord Roland, I still have two weeks."

Roland smiled and took a step back. He took off his bicorne hat, touched his chest with a slight bow, and said, "Miss Catherine, even if it takes another thousand miles, we must say goodbye. After you turn your back, please forget me for a while, because you won't have anyone to drink with on the way back."

This damn guy said such things before leaving!
Catherine is now going to think about this guy every day.

After Catherine finishes her work, she will probably look for him.

Roland never expected that these words he said before leaving would change the fate of many people.

Catherine did not get deeply involved in the subsequent affairs of Lord Yellow Fern, choosing the most conservative and prudent approach and completing the minimum mission target.

Her conservative strategy was correct, because during the battle, everyone discovered that not as many people had crawled out as expected. Due to the lack of strong men, the Thousand-Eyed King had to take the field early.

This is a war between gods, and both first- and second-level wizards can only be cannon fodder.

After the war, Catherine suddenly discovered that her father's hidden strength was far greater than she had imagined. If she had carried out another plan, something might have gone wrong.

She decided to stay dormant completely.

Later, everyone discovered that many old people in the Black Abyss had actually crawled out, but some of them crawled out from other continents!
Several old black abysses crawled out from the south.

And they are some of the elders who give even the Thousand-Eyed King a headache.

Many people believed that the Thousand-Eyed King had secretly manipulated this matter. He was worried that his daughter would lead the Black Abyss elders to stab him at a critical moment, so he disrupted the group.

A few confidants believed that His Majesty didn't believe his own path would necessarily succeed, so he tolerated his daughter's different path, disrupting the anchor point used by the old Black Abyss to climb out. Thus, he had failed this time, and his daughter still had several "Demigods (Stars)" under her command who could support the Eastern Territory.

In any case, after this group of old men crawled out of the Black Abyss, they contacted the eldest lady Catherine.

After some discussion, they decided not to return to the East, but instead came up with a perfect plan. Recently, some archbishops in the South had developed epilepsy due to contact with the evil god. They were currently receiving treatment at a monastery specializing in the treatment of mental illness.

Several people planned to sneak into the hospital, eat the archbishops, and then use their identities to leave the asylum.

This way, after they are discharged from the hospital, they will become the Archbishops of the South!
The plan went very smoothly!

But when I was discharged from the hospital, there was a small problem
This group of second-level wizards plus two third-level demigod stars found themselves unable to get out after entering the mental hospital.

It’s not that there are any important people in the mental hospital, the main thing is that they need to get the recovery medical records.

Otherwise, how can I go to work in the Vatican?
——"I'm not sick! (very terrified and desperate) I'm really not sick, give me my medical records. It's you who are sick (very vicious and sinister), the whole world is sick and you all need to be treated, all need to be cured properly. Don't even think about going out, no one wants to go out! Hehehehe"

——"Miss, why hasn't the person who's supposed to pick me up arrived yet? I can't stand it anymore! I can't stand my roommate! He always touches my things secretly!"

The above is all afterthought. Roland had no idea that the Eastern Territory had been turned upside down after he arrived in the South, nor did he know that the Southern Territory would be turned upside down because of a small baron.

He was currently in a large cargo hold, secretly rejoicing over his cargo of eight thousand magic stones.

(End of this chapter)