I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha.

Chapter 284 You Should Call Me Goddess! Thank You, Master Lance
The source of the shadow came from a strange, dilapidated ship several miles away.

There were many strange sailors on the big ship.

Upon closer inspection, it turned out that these sailors were actually scarecrows! They sang loudly in the storm and fought against the wind.

The ship was in such bad shape that it broke down under the waves. It began to leak air and take in water everywhere.

The large ship hadn't been docked for maintenance in years. Most of the straw sailors were braving the wind and rain, using strange tools to repair the ship.

There are corals, conches, sea animal skins and shells, and even fish.

A straw sailor suddenly became a living person!
He pressed a large starfish onto the board and shouted behind him, "Come on, this side, if we don't seal it, it's going to break down again! Damn Serius, I've been slapped away!"

After saying this, the sailor turned into a scarecrow again and sang loudly there.

A little girl in a penguin costume appeared out of nowhere next to the sailor.

She was dancing, spinning in circles while playing the recorder, and she took out a small hammer and chisel from her fat clothes and hit the starfish a few times.

Bang, bang, bang. The starfish was smashed to pieces and the hole became bigger.

Another straw sailor nearby suddenly came back to life.

He looked at the hole from which water continued to ooze out, and his eyes suddenly darkened. He picked up a tuna from the ground and stuffed it into the hole.

Seeing she was in trouble, the little girl stuck out her tongue and tried to run away. Roland grabbed her ear and took away her hammer and chisel.

"You little bitch, I've told you so many times, this is not a toy!"

Recently, Leona has taken a liking to stealing things. Roland is a little angry about this bad habit, but he can't quite express his anger.

Because it was Roland who taught her how to steal.

Roland shouted, "Where's that guy? Where did he go? Why isn't he working?!"

At this moment, a red figure flew over slowly. She lazily snatched the small hammer and chisel from Roland's hand, then hit the tuna a few times in anger.

Afterwards, many spider web carvings grew on the tuna. The spider web carvings continued to spread, covering the nearby cracked areas.

This time, the originally dilapidated wooden board was tougher than magic steel.

After finishing, the woman snorted and looked at Roland with disdain, as if to say - Humph, waste.

This woman is the Red Saint.

Well, of course, she thinks she is Wendy Sha.

Roland said angrily, "Wendisha, don't let me remind you again. I can now pass on information at any time - the future of your entire family is in our hands! If the ship is destroyed or the mission goes wrong, they will not end well!"

This is something Roland made up.

At least that's what he wrote in Wendy's diary.

And Miss Wendysha would believe anything in the diary.

That's right, Roland discovered that Miss Wendysha had the habit of keeping a diary, and she would believe anything written in the diary, no matter how outrageous it was.

So, Roland instigated Leona to steal Wendy's diary every day.

And the content that Roland just mentioned was changed by him.

After revising the diary, Miss Wendysa became much more docile.

Lately, she has been doing whatever Roland says.

After hearing Roland's threats, Miss Wendishah revealed a look of despair. She said angrily, "You despicable scum, you will not have a good end."

Roland sneered, "What did you call me?"

Miss Wendisa roared, "I will not call you Master! You gave me a new life just to take advantage of my family!"

Roland sneered, "That's right, it's good that you know. Miss Wendishah, I spent a lot of money to get the goddess Helaka to release you back to the human world.

I did use you to bring all the Holy Blood Wizards under the command of Black Abyss.

But we have given them a future, a bright future.

You should have seen Vera's letter yesterday. They are doing very well now, much better than before.

Don't ruin their future.

Wendy Sha, as the head of the family, your every move will affect your family!

If you act rebelliously, no matter how loyal your people are, they will be implicated!
The goddess Heraclea gave you to me as a reward, placing you in my hands to make you pledge your allegiance to me!

Do your job well.

Serve your master well!"

Miss Wendisha closed her eyes in pain, clasped her hands together, and prayed, "Goddess Heraclea, since you have released your angel back to the human world, why did you let your angel become a slave to this devil? When can I redeem my sins from the past?"

Looking at Miss Wendisa's pious expression, Roland couldn't help but grumble, "Psychopath! I don't have time for you."

He suddenly looked at the air beside him: "I'm not talking to you, Theresa! ~Hurry up, it's running over there!"

After saying this, Roland turned into a scarecrow.

"Humph, you are the one with a mental illness!"

Miss Wendysha looked at the scarecrow angrily and then continued to work.

However, this lady seemed to have amnesia and would take out a small notebook from her pocket from time to time to look at it.

That little notebook seemed to be a magic book that could record what she did and what she said.

She also seemed to be using the magic book as a diary.

Although she had some amnesia, fortunately she had the help of the magic book. Soon, she used a small hammer to stabilize the situation of the ship.

After a while, the wind and rain gradually subsided.

Leona flew to the front deck and began to dance while playing the flute. To her music, the shadow of the ship came alive.

Miss Wendysha watched the battle over there for a while, then flipped through the magic book with a strange look on her face.

In Miss Wendisa's diary, there is a passage that says: She was once an angel of the goddess Heraka, but she betrayed the goddess and ran into the arms of the Baron of Dry Blood.

After the Bloody Baron was eaten by the goddess Heraclea, she brought the traitor back to the River Styx.

As a meritorious official, Roland made a wish to the goddess for a second-level slave.

So the goddess gave her to Roland.

This is the greatest punishment for 'Miss Wendy Sha (of course not the real Wendy Sha)'!

Because she had to become a slave to the person she hated the most.

She always felt that things were not like this.

Suddenly, Miss Wendysha discovered a problem in the diary!
"Someone has definitely touched this diary!"

Miss Wendisa suddenly remembered something. She was stunned for a moment, recalling the past, and anger slowly appeared in her eyes.

At this moment, the ship suddenly shook, as if it was leaning against another huge ship.

Wendysha looked up and saw that the ship was docked next to the corpse of the sea monster.

On this side, Roland saw the ship docking, so he took out his wand and chanted a spell to the straw sailors on the ship.

The straw sailors received new instructions, jumped onto the sea monster's back one by one, and started working.

The fog has been thinning recently, and it's now possible to walk out. After finishing this deal, Roland will head south.

Let's do the math. Roland took out a compass from his bag, which was used by the people on the Three-Headed Snake Island to record the calendar.

"Oh, it seems like four or five years have passed. Fortunately, it's only been four or five years, so nothing has been delayed."

Could it be that the calendar of this guy's eastern territory is the same as that of his southern territory?

The Eastern Territory uses the wizard calendar, with the first day when the ancient sages expelled the gods and established magical civilization as the first year of the Common Era.

The southern region used the divine calendar, using a prophecy from the gods as the first year of the Common Era.

There is a gap of nearly twenty years between the two.

If you are a normal person, you will definitely be able to feel the changes in these twenty years.

But the key point is that Roland's concept of time is not normal.

In fact, many wizards have a vague concept of time. Of course, Roland is a bit too serious.

However, many immortal species and immortal species have a more vague concept of time than Roland.

"Senior is probably still busy at Arracca. I don't know when she'll be done."

Roland muttered as he flew onto the ship.

Speaking of his senior, Roland couldn't help but recall the good dreams he had last night. If it weren't for these dreams, Roland would have gone crazy after being trapped on the ship and alone for so long.

Just as Roland was walking from the deck to the captain's room, a red figure with a gloomy face blocked Roland's way. Looking at Miss Wendy's face, Roland's heart skipped a beat.
He pretended to ask, "What's wrong?"

Miss Wendisa demanded, "You altered my diary?"

Roland's heart skipped a beat. He thought to himself, "How did this guy know that? Impossible! I practiced for three years (over twenty years) to imitate her handwriting!"

Miss Wendy Sha said angrily, "This is the last time, Master Lans!"

Roland: “?”

Roland was stunned for a long time before he remembered who 'Lance' was.

That was an 'empty identity' given by 'Baron Haibao'.

I haven't used this name for a long time.

He had never let the Red Holy Spirit call him 'Master Lance'.

Red Holy Spirit had never even heard of this name!

Roland suddenly reached out his hand and asked a question: "Wait a minute, why did you call me Master Lance just now?"

Miss Wendy Sha looked at Roland with strange eyes, as if she was looking at a mental patient.

She was too lazy to answer Roland's question, but said, "You definitely touched my diary. As an angel of the goddess Heraclea, I am very sure of one thing!"

Hearing this, Roland broke out in sweat.

Indeed, he did not study the teachings of the Church of Heraclea in depth, and it could even be said that he did not understand anything at all.

Therefore, there may be problems with the diary he fabricated.

Sure enough, Miss Wendisha pointed out the problem: "As an angel of the goddess Heraclea, I am very sure of one thing - the goddess Heraclea has no angels!"

Roland was stunned for a long time and said, "Miss Wendy Sha, do you want to listen to what you are saying?"

Miss Wendysha suddenly waved her hand to interrupt Roland and said, "Don't call me Wendysha, that's not my name."

Roland: “???”

Could it be that this guy has awakened his own personality? !
This is a good thing!
I don't have to put up with my maid's mental illness anymore!

Her illness suddenly healed!
Roland asked excitedly, "What's your name?"

The Red Holy Spirit said, "Diana, of course. This is the name you gave me later. My real name is Helaka."

Roland: “???”

Miss Heracha said, "I am an angel of the goddess Heracha. Every angel of Heracha is called Heracha."

Roland rolled his eyes fiercely, pushed the psychopath away, and went to the captain's study.

Miss Helaka shouted angrily behind him, "You must address me as 'you'! I am your goddess!"

Roland cast a spell in response, sealing the psychopath's mouth.

As soon as he entered the study, Roland complained to the person sitting at the desk: "Psychopath! That psychopath! She's starting to think of herself as Helaka again!

This is simply blasphemy against the goddess. She must be cured quickly, otherwise there will definitely be trouble!"

Judging from many of Goddess Heraka's actions, she may really not care about anyone misusing her name.

But there is a church of the goddess Heraka in the south!
They were about to reach the south, and Roland didn't want to be arrested as a heretic by the Inquisition as soon as he got ashore!
The man behind the desk sighed, put down the book, and said, "There's nothing we can do. There's nothing we can do. Her illness is only getting worse! There are only so many books on the ship, and we've already read them all."

If you want to cure her completely, you have to go to "Big Vermik", where there is a very famous epilepsy treatment center.

Most of the medical books on mental illness on the ship came from that monastery. I had no choice but to go there to look for them.”

This person turned out to be another Roland.

He and Roland were dressed identically, and surrounded by piles of books.

Knight Roland complained, "Why don't you clean it up? It's such a mess, I don't even have a place to step."

Wizard Roland was stunned and asked, "How could that be? Aren't you sitting right here?"

Suddenly, Roland realized that he had been sitting behind the desk the whole time!
There was no Knight Roland or Wizard Roland in the house; it was only him from beginning to end.

I don't know how long I have been sitting here, flipping through books and doing research.
But who was the one who had been fighting outside just now?

Roland recalled it with a strange look on his face, and then he suddenly realized.

[You've got it! Thousand Body Technique Comprehension +68]

That was him. The 'person' in the study was a part of his 'attention' that was distracted.

He was fighting outside while reading in the study.

There was no one in the room at all, only a few puppets that served as eyes and arms.

But part of his attention was here, so he thought someone was there.

Roland rubbed his head and muttered, "I should get some treatment. I actually thought I was someone else."

There were several puppets on the table. They were dressed in little skirts and had makeup on, making them look like they were playing house.

Roland recalled and thought to himself, "Leona did it secretly. She didn't know that part of my attention was here, so she secretly came to the study to play."

Shaking his head, Roland reviewed Miss Helaka's condition.

Speaking of which, Roland has been completely conquered by this guy these days.

In order to cure her, Roland tried every possible way. In the end, Roland found out that the girl was suffering from a terminal illness.

In other words, it is a dead end.

Because he discovered in his research that the Red Holy Spirit was actually a super psychopath!
Her various bizarre mental symptoms are simply indescribable!

Back then, when Alina and others first encountered the Red Spirit, they said it was a mutated banshee.

But in his current research, Roland discovered that it is actually a bottom-level creature!
The Black Forbidden Forest, the large experimental field of the Black Abyss Academy, was chosen by the Black Abyss wizards because it was originally a place similar to the deep yellow fern forest.

Later, many mysterious creatures were kept in captivity by the Black Abyss wizards.

During the various experiments of the Black Abyss School, the Black Forest abnormality became very serious.

Whenever the pollution level in certain areas is serious enough, some strange things will run out from the lower world - of course, the Black Abyss wizards are happy to see this happen and do it intentionally.

The Red Holy Spirit is such a thing that ran out from the lower world.

After it escaped, it had no identity in this world, so it frantically devoured nearby souls. Using the identities of these souls, it gained a sense of existence in this world.

She seems to be a collection of souls, but in fact, she is an indescribable monster.

In a sense, she is an evil god!
Something like 'Reynard'!

But she was different from Leonard.

Leonard seemed like a normal person, but she wasn't normal—through research, Roland discovered she had dozens of mental illnesses!

Roland was stunned at that time.

He even suspected that there was a big mental hospital in the lower world - if there was, Red Holy Spirit was definitely a super mental patient who escaped from the mental hospital!

To a certain extent, Countess Wendisha's memories actually alleviated Miss Helaka's condition.

Because when she thought she was Countess Wendishah, she only had the condition of "false self-perception".

Roland couldn't help but rub his forehead. He muttered, "It's okay now. This psychopath thinks she's Heraclea. Fortunately, she doesn't have the memory of the goddess Heraclea, otherwise it would be terrible."

Judging from Lady Helaka's memory, she was also a mentally ill person!
If the Red Holy Spirit had the Queen's memories, who knows what fun things would come out of it.

"No! We must think of a way!"

Roland closed his eyes and then saw Miss Red Holy Spirit's perspective.

When Roland saw this, his eyes went dark.

Because Miss Hlaka was in her room knitting.

Wendy Sha doesn't have this habit!

No one on the boat has the habit of knitting sweaters!

So, who did she learn from?

Miss Red Holy Spirit hummed a song while saying, "It should be almost winter in the south now, and Master Lance still doesn't have a sweater to wear. This won't do. Well, little Leona needs one too."

As she spoke, Miss Red Holy Spirit wiped away her tears and muttered, "If it weren't for Master Lance, little Leona and I might have been killed by those bandits. Woo woo woo."

Having said that, the goddess put her hands together again and began to pray to the goddess Heraka.

'You're going crazy again!'

Roland moved his mind, and Miss Red Holy Spirit began to breathe heavily. After a while, she became too sleepy to bear, so she took off her clothes and went to sleep in the hammock.

(End of this chapter)