I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha.

Chapter 333: All doors are one door! Bugs in the promotion process have caused bugs! The Hongmen Banquet!

Roland said, "The great road has been distorted, so whether you walk the path of truth alone or the path of faith alone, problems will gradually arise.

Therefore, truth wizards like the Thousand-Eyed King and the White Queen suddenly realize that they need to reach out to faith in order to open another door!"

The little doll senior couldn't help but nodded secretly.

In desperation, my father and mother chose to turn to faith. After that, they found that their situation had improved!

They have always suspected that this might be a conspiracy of God but they can't find any evidence.

They never knew why the situation would get better after practicing both faith and doctrine.

But now, this secret has been discovered by Roland!
Indeed, Roland figured it out by using the 'answering machine' combined with the 'Old Scriptures', standing on the shoulders of giants. But this guy is a genius!
After all, I am standing on the shoulders of giants, but I can't see anything.

Is this the understanding of someone with seven elements?!
Roland continued, “People say that the path of faith is an abnormal path and that you will see an abnormal world.

But in fact, it is this world that has the problem!

It is this road that simply shows this abnormal world to the person who opens the door!

Those who have not taken this path are fine; they cannot see the abnormal world, so whether they have problems or not is random.

But it’s different for those who take this path!

They can see the whole world!

Those who have walked this path before have been trying their best to find the right door.

Many people have problems, so they think they have walked into the wrong door.

But in fact, there is no right door at all!

If you walk through only one door, you will definitely become a crazy immortal!

If there is no problem, then there will be something fishy!"

Hearing this, the little doll senior couldn't help but look at Roland quietly. She thought to herself: "Then how can we go through two doors together? How can you go through two doors alone?"

Roland said at this time: "The main gate is the main gate, and it is also the epilepsy gate.

The epilepsy gate is the epilepsy gate, and it is also the main gate.

The main gate is the epilepsy gate, and the epilepsy gate is the main gate.

One door is two doors, two doors are one door.

All doors are one door!

One door, all doors!"

After hearing this, the little doll senior gave Roland an awkward but polite smile - Take some medicine, you can't advance like this!
Roland said, “The mermaid’s old sutras allow me to go through both doors at the same time.

But the problem is, my path doesn't lead directly to this double door, I have to find this double door from nothingness.

But I will definitely find it.

I didn't even have to take the last step to get in.

Because I was behind the door!

I can't see the door now, nor can I see the butterfly behind it.

But if you eat it before you see it, I'll be standing behind the door!"

The little doll maintained a polite smile.

Roland shook his head and said, "I actually spoke to a doll again.

That's right, Senior Sister can't stare at me like this every day. This is good."

After closing the book, Roland stood up and sat on the carpet to prepare for the next step.

Seeing Roland leave, the little doll, who was pretending to be stupid, twitched its mouth violently.

Look at what this guy just said?

She understood what Roland meant.

Roland meant that he was standing on a broken bridge, unable to find the way across. If he forced himself to move forward, he would step into nothingness, from which there would be no return.

So, Roland said, since we can’t find the way, there’s no need to look for it.

Because he was not actually standing on this side of the bridge, but on the other side.

Because, on the other side of the river, there was a bandit who wanted to kill him. And he was the bandit who wanted to kill him!

So, he is on the other side.

Therefore, he didn't have to take this last step.

Look at what nonsense this is!

This is completely crazy!
No, it's a paradox!
This is a paradox!

If you can do this, I can dance upside down!

Senior Little Doll felt that she couldn't let Roland go crazy like this anymore.

If he was sure he was right, I wouldn't stop him. But his current mental state was clearly problematic!

There is something wrong with that old scripture of evil!
Thinking of this, the little doll senior could no longer hold back and flew to Roland's side.

As soon as she flew to Roland's side, she was slightly stunned.

In front of Roland, there was an empty, dusty little crystal bottle—it was the Thunderbird's holy medicine for advancement.

The senior student remembered that this holy medicine was just placed on the desk! Right next to her!
When Roland left the desk, he didn't take the holy medicine!
He didn't drink the holy medicine just now.

But there was an empty bottle in front of him.

Moreover, the bottle was covered with dust, as if it had been placed here for many, many years.

To her surprise, the little doll senior discovered that there was also dust on Roland's clothes!
Looking again, Roland was still covered in spider webs!

There were some mosquitoes and insects on the spider web, and a small house spider was greedily sucking up the delicious meal.

It was as if it had been living on Roland's shoulder for a long, long time.

The little doll just stood there in a daze.

Empty potion bottle with dust and cobwebs.
The little doll senior rubbed her eyes hard, she was sure that she was not seeing things.

The little doll senior suddenly closed her eyes, as if her consciousness had left here.

After a moment, the doll suddenly opened its eyes again. It grabbed its wizard hat and looked very frantic. It seemed that the doll was not well at all!

She shouted in her heart: "The timing is right!

Only half a minute had passed! I hadn't suddenly felt years slipping by in a daze!

At this moment, the little doll noticed that Roland's eyelids moved, and an extremely powerful divine consciousness emanated from his body.

—Done?!

——This guy succeeded?!
Seeing Roland slowly open his eyes, the little doll senior sister quickly dodged to the table, and then her mind left the doll's body.

Roland slowly opened his eyes.

The seven-colored magical light flashed in his eyes, and then the magical light turned into a pure white sacred flame.

Roland faintly exuded the aura of an early second-stage cultivator, but his strength was very stable.

Roland restrained the power in his eyes and looked a little ugly.

He said, "The bad news is that after I ate the butterfly, it seemed to take a long time to digest. I felt like four or five years had passed, but I'm afraid it must have been 20 or 30 years!"

Thinking of this, Roland sensed the outside world and was slightly stunned.

Everything outside is normal.

Florence was sitting there with a dazed look on her face, not knowing what she was thinking.

In the past twenty or thirty years, people in the south have definitely become older.

But Florence was still young.

At this moment, Florence seemed to notice Roland's gaze. She forced a smile and said, "Would you like to eat something?"

Roland froze in his tracks. He asked, "What year is it now?"

At this moment, there was a sudden sound from the fence gate outside the Scripture Hall. Florence came back to her senses and walked into the small passage.

After Roland saw this scene through his puppet incarnation, he closed his eyes and used a new magic trick he had learned after his promotion.

Immediately, Roland in the study suddenly disappeared. Then, the scarecrow in the Scripture Copying Hall suddenly became colorful like butterfly wings, and then slowly transformed into Roland.

Then Roland put his hand in front of his mouth and spit out a small scarecrow.

Roland ate the straw puppet like a butterfly, and then spit it out.

Looking at his own clothes, Roland discovered that he was wearing the 'uniform' and 'pseudo-saint robe' of the straw puppet.

The little scarecrow was wearing the same casual clothes that Roland wore in the study.

At this moment, Roland noticed that the uniform was covered with dust and cobwebs, and his expression turned strange.

Judging from her clothes, it must have been a long time ago.

But why is Florence still so young?

Did the senior give her the elixir of life?

Has she been guarding here all these years?
How's it going with senior?

Is the matter of taking the Heart Holy Spirit over?

What year and month is it now?
Full of questions, Roland suddenly heard the voices of knights coming from the small passage.

"Archdeacon, today is July 1895, 7, and the current time is 30:12 p.m. Also, Lord Williams has sent someone to look for you. He hopes you and Mr. Lawrence will go to his study after lunch." "Okay, dawn be with you."

——"The dawn is with you."

Roland froze in place.

Not many, many years had passed.

His puppet had arrived at the Sutra Copying Hall that morning. His real body had been refining the Thunderbird Elixir in the Snake Ring that morning.

He remembered that when he entered Snake Ring's study, he looked at the time - it was about eleven o'clock.

When he advanced in meditation, he also glanced at the time, which was 12:35.

So, only two minutes had passed in total.

But I clearly felt that I had stayed in Butterfly's 'pseudo-kingdom of God' for a very long time!

And outside, my clothes were covered with dust.

Looking inward at the snake ring and taking a look at the situation in the study, Roland noticed an empty crystal bottle on the carpet - it was the holy medicine that had been consumed.

After a moment of dull thinking, Roland slowly understood everything.

"I didn't take the last step, but the space-time power of the plane forced me to complete it. I was stuck in a bug during the upgrade and created a bug!"

When Florence returned to the Scripture Hall, she saw Roland sitting at the long table, secretly looking at himself in the mirror in a daze.

That is the mirror of truth.

Florence's mouth twitched violently. She came to Roland's side and wanted to take a peek at the mirror. But Roland had put the mirror away without leaving any trace.

However, Florence secretly took out a small mirror from her bosom and secretly took a look at Roland from behind. Then her eyes twitched violently - the wings of the big fluttering moth were even more gorgeous!

Roland turned around and looked over. Florence put away the mirror without leaving a trace and asked with great concern, "Mr. Lawrence, are you okay?"

Roland looked up at Florence and found that she looked extremely serious.

Roland smiled and said, "It's okay."

Florence hesitated for a moment and then said, "Did you gain some enlightenment while studying the Bible? Have you entered a second door of faith?"

Roland smiled and said, "Madame Florence, you're joking. I entered the second door of faith many years ago.

Lawrence himself is at the early second level, far inferior to his wife.

After a pause, Roland continued, "No, I did understand something. Isabella should no longer be my opponent."

Florence gave Roland a polite smile.

She said, “I look forward to your communication.”

Florence obviously thought Roland was bragging, and her meaning was obvious - wait until 'Isabella' teaches you a lesson, and you'll know!
Roland smiled but said nothing.

The 'Isabella' he was referring to was the senior.

With her current angelic form, the real Isabella is no longer qualified to fight with her.

Roland asked, "By the way, what does Lord Williams want us to do?"

Florence shook her head doubtfully and said, "Let's eat something, and then we'll go over."

Roland was also a little hungry. He reached out and touched the white bread in the basket. It felt very soft and warm. His appetite was aroused.

The two of them ate some bread with the vegetable soup.

While eating, Roland found that Aunt Florence seemed to dislike him very much.

She had just touched the bread with her hands, so she never touched the two loaves of bread again.

Well, it's true that picking at the bread one by one with your hands is not very polite. After finishing the meal, the two of them entered the small passage. The passage was a bit crowded, and when they walked side by side, their bodies made contact.

Florence took a half step back in disgust, then gave Roland a polite smile and asked him to go first.

——Just now when they were eating, Roland felt that Florence might have a little mysophobia. Now Roland found that she seemed to dislike him from the bottom of her heart and didn't want him to touch her.

The original Florence was not like this.

Roland couldn't help but sigh inwardly, "What has Catherine done using my identity these days? Why does she dislike me so much?"

Along the way, Florence led the way, and Roland followed behind, holding the Book of Alayeh and taking a look at his current situation.

He silently said "new ability" in his mind, and the Book of Alayeh displayed the new things that appeared after Roland's promotion.

Roland

[Path of Faith: Black Holy Dawn (Early Stage 2)]

[Magic: ...a bunch of level 7 spells...]

【Special Magic:
1. Holy/Insane Angel Thunder Halberd level 4;

2. Pseudo. Kingdom of Heaven is Coming lv1;

3. Pseudo-Mermaid's Gaze lv0;]

【passive:
1. Butterfly: You can eat your own clone like a butterfly, including eating your own angelic form.

2. Alaya’s ignorant angel form: the manifestation angel form.

2. Thunder Ash Power: +25% Thunder Element Affinity;

The butterfly move was the same move Roland used before, where he got into the straw puppet, ate the straw puppet, and then spit it out.

He can eat all of his clones, including his angelic form.

Theoretically, Roland could digest the straw puppet—it would replenish his magic power and a certain amount of health.

Of course, you can also digest the angel phase.

Roland originally considered using this trick to get rid of his angelic appearance, but he found that he couldn't do it so simply and crudely.

Because the angelic form is his own Dharma form, once he digests it, he will be severely hurt.

Roland thought to himself, "Alas, my angelic form is like my tail. If the church saw it, it would be a big problem. However, my tail is what I use to maintain my balance."

Without it, I am stuck on the tightrope of faith and truth.
Roland had no way to change it for the time being, so he could only take it with him for now.

He consoled himself with these words: "In Buddhism, don't we also have images of golden-bodied Arhats and wrathful-eyed Vajra? Erlang Shen also has a green-faced, fang-toothed image."

My Alayaya angel form also has this form.
Roland looked at the 'Power of Thunder Ashes'.

He thought to himself, "The power of thunder ash. The effect of that holy medicine is really simple and crude."
The effect of that bottle of Thunderbird Advancement Elixir, a southern recipe, was very simple and crude: it simply increased Thunder Elemental Affinity by 25%.

After putting on the holy ring, Roland felt that he could now be like a thunderbird, calling out thunder and transforming into thunder.

Now when using lightning magic, Roland almost doesn't need to guide it.

In other words, as his understanding of lightning deepened, he felt that he could now guide lightning in another way.

He was eager to try it, but he had to wait for a good target like a werewolf to appear.

In terms of magic, when Roland got off the boat, his magic had all been raised to level 6, and level 6 magic was the limit for a first-level wizard.

So even though Roland's comprehension of magic exceeded level 6 due to his frequent madness, he had not been able to use level 7 magic before.

But now all his magic has been inexplicably upgraded to level 7.

Roland thought there were two explanations.

One is that his magic, like his realm, was stuck at a bottleneck.

This time, after advancing, I felt as if a world of enlightenment had been opened, and many magic spells that were stuck at bottlenecks were broken through naturally.

However, if that was the case, then only some of the magic should have broken through to level 7. After all, I didn't specifically try to comprehend various magics when I was advancing.

So, there is a second explanation.

The explanation is that the realm of one's inner demon is at the early second stage, and its magic is also level 7.

The process of digesting his inner demons was like understanding his various abilities as he advanced, which led to new insights into magic.

The emergence of special magic also verifies this.

Thinking of this, Roland looked at the four special magics.

That holy/evil angel, Lei Ji, gained a level after being promoted. This must be the nourishment from the inner demon.

The same is true for the Kingdom of Heaven. This is the secret technique given by the old charlatan.

Roland had only glanced at it in his spare time before, without studying it in detail. But in another timeline, Roland's inner demon had learned this trick. After digesting it, Roland gained this ability.

The old charlatan's magic of the Kingdom of Heaven is actually very crazy. In the Abyss, it can be regarded as a mysterious magic that can be written in textbooks.

The degree of madness of the 'Crazy Thunder Halberd' is a bit beyond the scope.

But this magic is not too crazy, because although it is a little crazier than "Squeaky", it still belongs to the category of "Heraka Psychosis".

But the two moves 'Mermaid' and 'Butterfly (Passive)' are different.

These two tricks both came from Roland's understanding of the old scriptures of Our Lady of Mercy. They were much more insane than anything in the category of 'Heraka psychosis'.

Roland couldn't tell whether the "Fake Mermaid's Gaze" was something he had realized after digesting the Butterfly Inner Demon, or a new magic he had learned during his advancement.

Because it is essentially a new magic based on the comprehension of 'Forbidden Transfiguration' and 'Mind Blast'.

This move can kill people with low SAN values ​​instantly.

Roland now has a lot of Sanity-reducing spells. Squeaky Gaga is a Sanity-reducing spell, as is the Evil Thunder Halberd.

If a person's SAN is severely weakened, he can use "Mermaid" to kill the enemy directly.

For those who don't have enough SAN, after being hit by the mermaid's trick, they will directly turn into strange creatures such as "mutated spiders".

Of course, turning into a 'mutated spider' is just a metaphor. No one knows what will happen after being hit by this trick.

Maybe it can become a rice cooker.

When this move is used on a person with high SAN, he will not lose blood, but his SAN will drop rapidly.

The worst part is that those who are infected don’t even realize they have been infected.

In their opinion, it seemed that Roland used a very powerful magic, but he was not familiar with it, so he did not perform it successfully.

What's worse is that the caster can't tell whether he has used the mermaid or not.

Even if the opposite side had turned into a rice cooker, he couldn't tell.

Because this move is like a "squeaking" sound, it hurts the enemy by a thousand and hurts yourself by a thousand.

The most important thing is that Roland is not very familiar with this move. So when he uses it himself, he is not sure whether he has used it correctly!

This will be difficult to resolve.

It was possible that at the critical moment, Roland and the enemy both turned into rice cookers, but neither of them noticed!
However, in one situation, Roland could be sure whether he had used this trick or not - that was when he used it on himself.

Kill yourself in reverse.

In other words, it is used to increase your SAN value.

Like the 'Evil Thunder Halberd', it has two sides: it can be used to lower a person's SAN, and it can also be used to stabilize a person's anchor point.

When your SAN has dropped to 'unclear', you can use the 'Mirror of Truth' to cast a few Mermaid Gazes on yourself to increase your SAN.

Once SAN goes back up, you will be able to tell what you have done.

But there is a prerequisite here, that is, Roland has to use it when he can "distinguish" it!

Roland closed the book and covered his eyes tightly.

Each of the Butterfly Demon's tricks is extremely eye-opening, and the side effects are also bizarre.

When Roland was digesting the butterfly inner demon, he specifically picked out a few that were okay, but it still made him feel dizzy.

What made Roland even more unacceptable was that he actually knew all of these tricks of the inner demon!
They were all his tricks, all his magic—his and the inner demon’s inner demon’s magic catalog was exactly the same!

Roland knows as many tricks as the inner demon knows.

It knew as many spells as Roland knew.

Basically, one is no more, the other is no less. They are almost exactly the same.

However, his magic is different from that of the inner demon.

For example, the 'fire-starting technique'.

Roland knows the art of ignition, and so does the inner demon.

But Roland's ignition technique was a normal ignition technique. But the inner demon's ignition technique was different. It was a 'mad fire technique'!
Roland couldn't help but think about a question.

What kind of magic did you use when you displayed the angel form?
Roland thought to himself, "We're in the south, so I can't use this ultimate skill carelessly. If someone sees me, I'll be in trouble. Besides, those magic spells are extremely polluting, and it's hard to deal with them after they're used."

While they were thinking, Roland and Florence had already arrived at the door of the semi-study room.

William said he hadn't come yet and there was no one in the study.

This semi-study room was quite large, filled with many strange and interesting objects. It reminded Roland of Dean Heiyuan's large study.

In the room, a table that looked like a card table caught Roland's attention. He nervously walked over to take a look, only to discover it wasn't a seven-pointed table, but an ordinary four-person table—with cards on it.

Roland breathed a sigh of relief.

He looked around and asked, "Is there a bathroom here?"

Roland drank a bit too much cream of mushroom soup this morning, and he didn't want to go to the bathroom in the snake ring, so he held it in all day.

Florence was curiously fiddling with a celestial motion device in the room - Southerners obviously had a different understanding of astrology from wizards.

Florence was very curious.

After hearing what Roland said, she said, "There's a bathroom in the half-study. Do you see that half-wall? It's over there."

Roland went to the bathroom.

Since this semi-study is used by Williams to entertain guests, the bathroom is not big and only has two cubicles.

The toilet still has a seat that looks like a kang, but it seems to have a drain and can flush.

As Roland untied the complicated and wide knight's belt, he heard a woman walk into the next room, followed by a rustling sound.

Roland's mind flashed with Florence's image, and he couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.

He also turned on the faucet - like a waterfall.

The edge of the cave looked as if a piece of stone was about to be washed away.

The woman next door went out first.

Roland let the water run for a long time before tying his belt and going out.

At the door, a charming woman was washing her hands.

Roland couldn't help but be slightly stunned.

It's Brianna.

As if seeing Roland in the mirror, Brianna smiled at Roland in the mirror.

She actually said directly, "Young man, you have quite a lot of fire. No wonder that little girl Catherine likes you so much."

Roland's face looked a little strange. He thought to himself, "Why is Brianna so bold today? She even dares to call me a little girl. No, this isn't Brianna, it must be me!"
Roland coughed, came to her side, tied his hands, and asked in a low voice: "Why are you here?"

Brianna glared at Roland and whispered, "You can come, but I can't? Williams brought the medical records. You can take a good look at them later."

As she said that, she reached out and wiped Roland's butt, then walked away with her butt twisted.

Roland thought to himself, "Bryan must be my senior!"

"Well, it turns out Williams asked me to come here for this matter."

Roland had thought that only he, his senior, and Florence would be here today, but upon entering the study, he saw four other people standing in the room.

These four people, namely the old charlatan, Johnson, Williams, and Collard, the four people who were suspected by Roland, were all there.

Roland's expression turned grim.

Are you asking me to identify him right here and now?
At this moment, Roland suddenly noticed that the atmosphere in the room was a little off. Brianna's face also looked a little grim.

Roland's heart suddenly skipped a beat, and he thought to himself, "Oh no! Williams has sold us out! The werewolves are going to take action today!"
How did Florence get involved? Is she also a werewolf?! Impossible, she is definitely not involved in this! She was not from the seventh floor before, she was the head deacon in the dean's office, she is not a werewolf.
Roland couldn't help but look at Florence and found that she was still tidying up the card table like a fool.

She complained, "Dean, how could you do this? You're causing trouble with the patients again."

Williams said with a smile: "Play a few rounds, play a few rounds."

As she spoke, Florence clicked on the bottom of the square table, stretching it out - in the blink of an eye, it became a seven-pointed table.

Roland was slightly stunned. He counted the people in the room. Damn! Damn! Damn!
Hiss. Wait.

What am I afraid of now?

You are 'angels', and I am an 'angel' too now!

Let’s go diving in the sea together today.

(End of this chapter)