I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha.

Chapter 344 I can’t be crazy! Don’t take my wings apart! Let’s just sleep like this

Chapter 344 I can’t be crazy! Don’t take my wings apart! Let’s just sleep like this
The Order of the Dawn believed that if Collard was promoted to the Son of Holiness, they could still deal with him.

Because although the 'Holy Spore Angel' is the most terrifying of the three crazy gods, she is the eldest sister.

But He is not the craziest one, He is reasonable. You just need to give Him a mirror to clean, or give Him a carpet, and He will clean it.

Maybe after finishing the work, he would just leave happily.

But the 'Merciful Foolish Saint' was different. This pantheon of gods was the most insane and difficult to fathom.

Therefore, if Collard evolves into the 'Son of Stupidity', we can only pray.

However, Catherine proposed a "chanting class" plan in the name of "Mysterious Department".

She also found a fairy tale-like hymn and thought it might work.

If only Collard could stay quiet for a while after his arrival, and not immediately transform all the weaklings in the city into strange creatures like corals and kelp, and then instantly eat them to increase their strength, then everything would be easy.

At this moment, someone suddenly shouted.

——"Anchoring fluctuations from the other dimension have been detected! Landing time is three minutes from now, and there are six of them!"

——"Our interference matrix has taken effect. The 'Different Dimensional Emissary' is expected to land at the designated location in fifteen minutes!"

——"Logistics personnel evacuate immediately!"

The people on the seventh floor suddenly had to leave if they wanted to, and stay if they wanted to.

Catherine and the others' expressions became extremely serious.

Catherine asked, "How many people have been evacuated from the city?"

Williams shook his head. "The situation isn't optimistic. The people here haven't encountered any disasters. So far, the city's talent has only just been mobilized. Many are still sorting out their belongings. It's quite a mess."

Catherine sighed.

It's been hours already and the first group hasn't even left yet!

In the East Territory, after the notice was issued, almost all the people in the city ran away within half an hour!

Johnson said coldly: "Humph, I'm curious about what that guy Collard wants to become after going to so much trouble to eat my good student."

Everyone has different expressions.

On this wizard's road, everyone is accustomed to seeing people around them coming and going.

But this time it is somewhat unacceptable.

After so many years, we finally had such a good student, but he was eaten by a traitor from another dimension.

That kid's strength, if placed in the entire Black Abyss, would rank him in the top 20. He has a bit of the "Usak brat" look.

In comparison, although Roland hasn't been around as long as Usak, he has a brighter future.

In less than thirty years, he will probably surpass Usak.

And in three hundred years, he might even be able to step into the stars.

It's a pity that such a rising star ran into Collard.

Although Collard was merely a student in the eyes of Johnson and his group, his true strength was probably no less than that of the old charlatan, even rivaling that of Miss Catherine, who had yet to recover.

Among the old Black Abyss on Wilmick's side, it can definitely be ranked in the top five.

Although he, like everyone else, had his treasures destroyed, he still had the Heart-Seizing Holy Spirit.

Although the six Heart-stealing Holy Spirits were almost drained, when added together, they were no less than a 'mysterious treasure' on the mysterious side.

For him, dealing with a newcomer who had just entered the second level was just a matter of moving his fingers.

The eldest lady mentioned earlier that Roland possessed two secret treasures. But that little hammer and chisel from 'Duncan' was just a crappy toy used to repair statues. It was quite useful against low-level wizards, but useless against an old Black Abyss like Collard.

The 'Elegy' has not yet been truly forged, and it is entirely dependent on the mysterious power of Heraka.

Although his ability was comparable to that of a small elite, he was still a young embryo.

If you really point this sword, both people and treasures will be destroyed.

The only people now hope for are Anna and Diana.

Little Anna was quite strong. Wearing the pseudo-holy armor that Williams gave to Roland, she could barely hold on.

Diana's strength was pretty good considering she was at the early second stage, on par with that little girl Wendy Sha.

But the three of them alone are not enough.

Even if Isabella was added, it would be useless - her strength was far inferior to Anna's. If Anna was fully armed, Brian would be in trouble.

Therefore, the only breakthrough point lies with Brianna and Florence!

If Brianna could find a way to prevent everyone from being controlled by the Heart-stealing Spirit, then with Florence's strength, even if Collard had the power of the Heart-stealing Spirit, he would not be able to defeat them in a short period of time.

In this way, Roland and the others might still have a chance of survival.

At this moment, the old charlatan in the crowd suddenly had an epileptic seizure.

He pointed at the compass in his hand and kept motioning everyone to look.

That compass is used to detect the power fluctuations of the 'Messenger from Another Dimension'.

With a simple deduction, we can evaluate the strength of each opponent.

People nearby hurried over to take a look.

From the display above, it can be seen that the fluctuations of the two strongest people among the six are very similar to the power fluctuations of Florence and Brianna.

This means Collard is not in there!
Johnson said in surprise: "I knew that kid was lucky! He's not a short-lived ghost!"

Williams looked at the compass and said solemnly, "Johnson, you're too happy too soon. Something's wrong."

Everyone found that there were indeed some abnormalities in the compass display.

Sometimes it showed the power fluctuations of six people, sometimes it showed the power fluctuations of one person, and sometimes it showed the power fluctuations of tens of thousands of people.

When showing the power fluctuations of six people, the situation is very consistent with the power fluctuations of Roland and the other six people.

Shows a person's power fluctuations when at the level of a demigod.

It is the same as the Heart-stealing Holy Spirit when displaying the power fluctuations of tens of thousands of people.

Everyone's faces couldn't help but look strange.

Are these six Heart-stealing Holy Spirits?

Williams said with a strange expression, "Judging from the situation, Collard probably didn't ignite the divine fire. He used the Heart-stealing Holy Spirit to seize the shadows of Roland and the others, and then returned with six Heart-stealing Holy Spirits.

So sometimes the power of demigods would be shown fluctuating, sometimes with six people, sometimes with tens of thousands.

Therefore, it should be Collard who returned with six Heart-stealing Holy Spirits.

But what about Collard? What about the others?"

Johnson looked at the formation in the distance and said solemnly, "Don't study it yet. It's almost here. We'll know once we get there and take a look."

Everyone immediately calmed down and took their positions, ready for battle.

Half a minute later, an abstract non-Euclidean geometric shape suddenly appeared on the seventh floor. It expanded to over three meters high and three meters wide, revealing a bizarre object.

Seeing the strange-looking shadow, everyone's expression changed slightly.

Afterwards, everyone showed extremely strange expressions.

They stretched their heads to look again, and suddenly everything went dark before their eyes.

Those were Roland and the other six.

They formed two rows, one above and one below.

From left to right below are Anna, Roland, and Isabella, the three strongest people, holding hands.

And on their necks, from left to right, rode Diana, Florence, and Brian, all three holding hands.

The six people simply hugged each other in a strange way.

From the compass display, there are six people.

Looking at everyone's extremely strange expressions, Roland forced a stiff smile.

I should have successfully vomited out everyone else.

But from a sensory perspective, I have six pairs of arms, six pairs of legs and six heads.

Roland didn't know how strange he looked in everyone's eyes, but he felt that he had a good guess - he was probably like a centipede.

Anna suddenly coughed, breaking the silence. She said, "We, we just had our arms frozen and couldn't let go. We didn't become weird."

Roland quickly pinched her butt hard and said, "Catherine, it seems we have been contaminated by Collard."

Hearing this, everyone's faces became very interesting.

Everyone thought that these six guys must be in the final battle, and for some outrageous reason, they had to hug each other like this and perform some strange and mysterious magic ritual.

Well, the magical rituals on the mysterious side are all weird.

Although I've never seen such an outrageous way of performing it, I can't say that it doesn't exist, right?

So, everyone thought that these six people were just hugging each other normally.

But now Roland said they were contaminated and inseparable.

Everyone's faces became serious.

Catherine asked, "What's going on?"

Roland coughed and said, "Let's find a place to sit first."

He looked at the mirrors around him and said, "There are so many people here, it's really scary. It's so uncomfortable to look at."

Everyone made arrangements and then took Roland and the others to Ward 707.

When they entered the room, Roland and the other six were stunned.

Ward 707 and several adjacent wards were connected and transformed into a strange little library.

There are no mirrors in here.

Judging from the area, I'm afraid there is only this one ward and one toilet left on the entire seventh floor.

It was not convenient for Roland and the others to sit down now, so someone went to get a large sofa.

So, Roland didn't answer Catherine's question immediately. He deliberately talked about something else and asked about what happened here.

On the surface, he was asking about what was happening here, but in fact, he was communicating with Brianna and others in his mind.

There are some things that shouldn't be shared with too many people. They have to be discussed privately.

——In the secret communication, Brianna initially felt that there was nothing that could not be said, but after listening to Roland's words, he felt that one of Roland's words was very right.

The fact that Collard successfully ignited the sacred fire was not suitable for too many people to know.

After all, this is a shortcut to becoming a god. If someone knew that this method could really succeed, someone would have an idea.

In addition, the future of the evil saint in the parallel world does have a bit of a doomsday connotation. If it gets out, people will panic.

If it were in the East Territory, it wouldn't be a big deal. Because in the eyes of the people of the East Territory, the laws of this world are inherently broken, cultivation is inherently problematic, and things like "divine disasters" are not the first or second occurrences.

So, after knowing the story of the "Mad and Evil Son", everyone is no longer afraid of the itch even if they have too many lice.

After all, the essence of the matter is that some wizards advanced too quickly and took too many shortcuts.

By taking relevant preventive measures, this problem can generally be solved.

But the territory of churches like those in the South is different. The people in the churches are like hothouse flowers, and their actions are particularly extreme. They will overreact after hearing such news.

Therefore, we cannot talk nonsense about the fact that Collard successfully ignited the sacred fire by taking a shortcut.

The fact that there is an evil son in a parallel world and that he tried to destroy Collard cannot be said casually.

In addition, Roland solemnly reminded everyone - call him Lawrence, not Roland.

There are quite a few outsiders here.

After hearing this reminder, others thought, 'I almost forgot about this.'

But Isabella was thinking, "Does it have to be kept secret until now that Lawrence has been reincarnated as Roland?"

She still regards Roland as her husband!

While everyone was communicating secretly, a large sofa was also brought in.

Catherine also personally made tea, coffee and drinks for everyone.

After seeing the drinks, everyone felt thirsty. After drinking some water, everyone, led by Brianna, briefly explained the situation, avoiding the main issues.

Brianna did not publicly say that Collard had successfully ignited the sacred fire. Instead, he said that Collard tried to ignite the sacred fire but failed.

Since Collard failed to ignite the divine fire, Roland took the opportunity to pull everyone out of the body of the Heart-Stealing Holy Spirit. Then the six of them worked together to contain the Heart-Stealing Holy Spirit and defeated Collard.

According to Brianna's explanation, Roland had a mysterious magical method that could bring the power of six people together.

It's like a 'crab eye array'.

So, what they formed now was a proper magic circle.

The others nodded and talked about this magic circle in detail, saying that it was a proper magic circle.

But Catherine and others didn't seem to care about this matter.

After hearing that Roland and Collard had fought for so long in the church and finally forced him to try to ignite the divine fire, many old Heiyuans looked at Roland deeply.

Catherine, in particular, thought to herself that if it were her, she would probably be in the same boat—Roland could gather everyone's strength and forcibly ascend to the level of a demigod, and the same would happen after she and Anna merged.

How many years has it been?!

My former apprentice is about to surpass me!

In another two years, wouldn't he be suppressing me hard?

Shaking her head, Catherine sighed and said, "I'm glad you're back."

To be honest, Catherine was quite worried, but as the leader, she couldn't consider things with her fiancée's emotions when encountering major events.

But now that the dust has settled, she is starting to get scared.

She was terrified, but that didn't stop her from doing anything. She took a sip of water from the teacup and quietly winked at the people around her.

At this moment, Roland and the others were still describing the story when suddenly, a dozen tall and strong guys rushed over and forcibly tore apart the hands of Roland and the others who were hugging each other.

It turned out that while Roland and the others were talking, the Old Heiyuans had arranged for their students to stand behind them, pretending to be talking to them.

After Catherine gave them a look, everyone rushed forward, pinning Roland and the others down and putting on the "God-binding Clothes."

Then, the big sofa was transformed into a V-shaped frame.

Seeing this scene, Roland and others were filled with question marks on their faces.

Catherine sneered and said, "Collard, are you going to pretend again?"

When these words were spoken, Roland and the others were shocked.

Brianna and the others started to explain loudly and noisily.

Roland was so angry that he started cursing: "Isabella (Catherine), you crazy woman! How suspicious are you! Don't you know whether I am Lawrence or not?!"

Catherine smiled but said nothing.

Amidst the commotion, the six people's attention was distracted. They didn't notice that they had been separated.

Seeing that the six people were successfully separated, Catherine couldn't help but laugh.

She ignored Roland and looked at Williams.

Catherine said, "Dean Williams, you are indeed experienced. I thought it was some kind of evil contamination. I didn't expect it to be, as you said, a purely mental problem.

If that's the case, do Lawrence and the others still need to keep holding it like this?
You know, we're going to exchange hostages soon. It would be disastrous if the delegation from the East Territory saw how we treated Catherine."

Williams stroked his beard and said, "Let it go first and see, Lady Isabella."

Roland and the others finally understood what was going on.

It turned out that after Roland and his group landed, they had secretly used various methods to confirm that they were the real people.

Catherine didn't even bother to confirm it specifically. She just asked the little spy and knew everything.

She would never mistake Roland.

So, the operation just now was to separate everyone.

Seeing Catherine and the others let go of the V-frame and the divine restraint robe, Roland and the others wiped the sweat from their sweat and breathed a sigh of relief.

Roland and the others all said that they thought they had recognized the wrong person.

As they talked, they walked together.

Then Brianna, Florence, and Diana climbed onto the backs of Anna, Roland, and Isabella and rode on their necks.

Roland and the other six: “???”

Catherine waited for the others in the room: “???”

In the brief silence, a tear fell from the corner of Florence's eye, and she prayed: "Lord, I am guilty. I am ashamed. Please don't punish me like this."

Brianna said, "How could this happen? Could it be that we have really been contaminated by Collard?"

Roland said in a deep voice, "Pollution, bullshit. It's my magic. But you can say it's pollution. Pollution, combined with my magic ritual, has turned us into something so strange."

After a pause, Roland's expression turned extremely grim. He continued, "I knew we weren't just hugging each other—you are all my wings!"

Brianna and others were enlightened.

No wonder they are inseparable!

Suddenly, the five of them moved closer to Roland.

Hearing this, Catherine's face turned extremely ugly. She cursed, "That's enough, Lawrence! Stop messing around! The delegation of wizards from the East Territory will be coming soon to exchange hostages. You are embarrassing us like this!"

At least put Catherine down for me!

The delegation will arrive tomorrow!"

Before this, Roland had been nagging Catherine to ask his father-in-law to come and help them clean up.

Catherine said she couldn't ask her father to come over, but she told her mother about it.

Since the hostages were about to be handed over, the East Territory sent an envoy on this pretext.

This mission has to escort a lot of people, so the team is very large.

Not only were there wizards from the Black Abyss and Twilight, but also members of the White Pawn and the Secret Society—the White Pawn and the Secret Society wizards had a better relationship with the South, so the team was mainly composed of them.

In addition, there are many Dawn Angels and people from the church.

The wizards of the East have already told their friends in the church that Wilmick had encountered an 'alternate invasion', which led to the mysterious phenomenon of the Heart-stealing Holy Spirit.

When the leaders of the Order of Dawn heard that their hometown was on fire, they cooperated very well.

Since it was a hostage exchange, everyone went directly through the teleportation array.

The first group will arrive tomorrow.

Although this delegation was actually there to support everyone, their official purpose was to exchange hostages. Furthermore, many people in the group were unaware of the Heart-Seizing Spirit.

It is not convenient to let them know.

Those who knew about the Heart-stealing Holy Spirit were fine. Seeing Roland and the others like this, they would think they were suffering from the aftereffects of being contaminated by the evil spirit. So it wasn't shameful. On the contrary, it was an honor.

But this kind of thing cannot be explained to others.

Therefore, everyone will be greatly affected by negative public opinion.

To put it bluntly, everyone will die with Roland and the others!

If Roland and the others were truly in this state because of pollution, Catherine and the others would not say something like, "You are so shameful."

But now, there's clearly nothing wrong with them. They're just going crazy.

What made them even more infuriating was that the six of them were about to recover, but Roland kept talking nonsense, which lowered everyone's SAN even more.

Catherine was furious.

She waved her hand, and instantly, numerous strong knights, priests, and nuns rushed forward, attempting to forcibly separate the six people.

Suddenly, the house became a mess.

——"No, no! Don't force it!"

——"Stop it, Isabella, they are my wings!"

No matter how strong those knights, priests, and nuns were, they were nowhere near as strong as Roland and his six companions.

After finally pulling the six of them apart, they were immediately hugged together again.

Seeing this situation, they didn't dare to force it and looked at Catherine and Williams cautiously.

Catherine rubbed her forehead.

Williams shook his head and said, "Let's go with conservative treatment."

Catherine looked up and said, "How long will it take? Williams, you know. The mission can be delayed for a while, but you know, something happened in Malrod. I plan to go there soon."

Williams said, "They just had a tsunami over there. If you take people there now, you won't be able to find out anything. Besides, the situation over there hasn't been going on for a day or two. Even if you delay it for a few years, it won't be a big deal."

Catherine's face froze slightly: "Will Lawrence's illness take several years to cure?"

Williams said: "It's hard to say. It depends on when you think he can return to work. If he can be cured completely, it would be good if he can be cured within a few years."

After these words were spoken, not only Catherine, but also Roland and others had extremely ugly expressions.

Williams smiled and reassured him, "Don't worry, it's just some aftereffects. I'll get some medicine, and it'll be gone in a few years."

Florence and the others suddenly felt desperate. If they had to hug Roland like this every day, what would they do when they needed to take a bath or go to the bathroom?
Roland cursed in his heart: "I told them it wasn't a mental problem, but they didn't believe me! There's no need for your crappy medicine. I'll use the answering machine to study it and see how to solve it."

As for tonight, Roland looked at the beauties wailing around him and thought to himself, "Let's just cuddle together and sleep tonight."

(End of this chapter)

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