I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha.

Chapter 351 Come and break up! Lie! It really wasn’t God who sent me here!

Chapter 351 Come and break up! Lie! It really wasn’t God who sent me here!
Roland sighed and said, "Don't worry. The Virgin Mary asked me to come and give you a cold shoulder. After we give you a cold shoulder, everything should be fine."

Florence narrowed her eyes and looked at Roland coldly.

Although she didn't quite understand what Roland meant by this ruthlessness, she felt that it must be the same asshole logic that Roland used when he was being a hooligan to her.

Ah, this thing can beautify you.

Things like girlfriends always eat their boyfriends' things.

Roland coughed and said, "I'm not lying to you. As long as we are ruthless, the situation will be much better."

Florence frowned and asked curiously, "What kind of ruthless method do you mean by this?"

Roland didn't say anything, he just reached out and put her on the table, then lifted up her skirt!
Florence: “?”

Roland said with a smile, "Based on my observation, our illness is that we are always thinking about each other. You are always thinking about me, so you can't help but hug me.

As long as I can stop you from missing me, your condition will get much better.

Don't worry, God just said that masturbation is against the teachings, but intimate contact is not."

Florence's eyes darkened when she heard this. She said angrily, "Enough, Roland! I know you've recognized me! This is the Scripture Copying Hall, don't mess around! Put away your magic!"

Roland sighed and said, "Senior, do you still think I'm playing tricks on you?"

A cold sweat broke out on Florence's head.

She thought for a moment and her face gradually turned pale.

After pursing her lips, she asked with trembling lips: "Is it because I possessed Anna's body last night, and then... then I also had problems?

Am I contaminated by her thoughts?!

I won’t become your wings! "

Faced with Florence's question, Roland was silent for two seconds and said, "I'm afraid it's not as simple as ideological pollution."

Florence was slightly taken aback and said, "What's the reason?"

Roland hesitated for a moment and said, "Are you sure you want to listen?"

Florence uttered a single word through gritted teeth: "Speak!"

Roland sighed and said, "I told you before that it's not just that my cognition is distorted, but because Anna and I have transformed into angels.

You know, my angel face comes from the story of 'The Mermaid and the Fisherman'.

It tells the story of the laws of a 'world of ignorance'.

This is a law based on the chaotic system, and its core is 'everyone is one person'!
It was like a magic circle with six nodes. People standing on the six nodes would be considered one person.

Anna and I both stand at this point.

And you and Anna are inseparable, and last night you had to sneak onto Anna's body and become one with her.

So, you also became my wings."

Florence had been with Roland for too long and often listened to his crazy talk.

In addition, Roland used the magic circle as an analogy this time, so she barely understood what Roland meant this time.

She said with an ugly expression: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm not with Anna now! The two of us have separated!"

Roland said, "Yes, you and Anna have indeed separated. However, you have not left this 'magic circle'. It has completely recognized you and regards you and Anna as one person. Therefore, you are still at the node of this magic circle."

Florence was slightly stunned. She asked, "Are you saying that this 'magic circle' is like a curse and has completely entangled me?"

Roland nodded deeply and said, "Based on the logic of the 'Foolish World', this should be the case. Of course, this is just my guess."

Florence's expression changed dramatically. She rubbed her face and returned to her true self—really, Catherine herself!
She came here disguised as Florence today.

When she first appeared today, Roland didn't really doubt it.

But after hearing her first oracle, Roland became very suspicious.

So, he used the fake Kingdom of Heaven and cooperated with his senior sister.

At this time, the senior student was not sure whether Roland had discovered her identity, so she was still pretending.

She was also very good at pretending. The sentence "I went to find the oracle because of the secret order from the Holy See" was true! It was just that it was Catherine's suggestion after Florence told her about the secret order.

Following Catherine's advice, Florence struggled for a while and once again chose to go against the doctrine.

God loves the world, and He will not allow religious orders to aid and abet the evil deeds of the Holy See.

Therefore, the senior sister's first confession almost made Roland feel humiliated.

But after Roland tried again and heard Florence's second confession, he was sure that this was her senior.

Now, the senior sister no longer acts and has returned to her original appearance.

After she changed back, she tried to stay away from Roland, but failed.

It seems that what Roland just said was right.

Catherine closed her eyes and took a deep breath, then took out her pocket watch and took a look.

Then, she said with a very gloomy face, "It is now 2:50. In two hours, I will participate in the meeting between the two delegations in the guise of Isabella."

As soon as she finished speaking, Catherine saw Roland excitedly reach out his hand and unbutton the chest of his nun's uniform.

Catherine hurriedly grabbed Roland's hand and yelled, "What are you doing?!"

Roland said, "How heartless! Hurry up and stop wasting time. We only have two hours, Senior Sister. I haven't been intimate with you in a long time."

Catherine angrily pushed Roland's face away and said, "Get out of here!"

As she spoke, Catherine grabbed Roland's dimensional bag and chanted a spell.

Then, the scene in front of the two of them changed, and they appeared in the yard of the cabin in the dimensional bag.

Seeing this scene, Catherine was stunned.

She had just wanted to stuff Roland into the dimensional bag, take the dimensional bag out, drop the dimensional bag off in Roland's ward, and leave. This way, the two of them would be separated.

In the end, she had clearly taken Roland in, but both of them were taken in together.

Catherine suddenly realized one thing—I have become Roland's wings!
This feeling was like a fusion. It was impossible to store one person alone in the dimensional bag.

Roland helplessly recited a spell, and then the two of them reappeared in the Scripture Copying Hall.

Roland said, "You always think I'm lying to you. I've already told you that my problem isn't just one of cognition. If we simply hug each other, we'll become one. We can't be separated."

As Roland spoke, he unbuttoned the senior sister's chest with a helpless look on his face.

He said, "Catherine, just admit it. You don't want to miss the meeting later, do you?"

Catherine grabbed Roland's hand and said with a sullen face, "Roland, let me tell you, if you dare to lie to me, I'll make you pay!"

Roland coughed and said, "You saw it too. After we broke up yesterday, Anna left very easily in the morning."

Catherine closed her eyes in despair.

After struggling for a while, she slowly lay down on the long table and turned her head away. Then she said, "Cover the statue with a blanket."

There is a lounge for scribes in the lobby, but there is no door, just a small recess.

And Catherine is a mysophobe, she doesn't want to lie on a bed that another man has slept in and do that kind of thing.

This scripture copying hall has various divine prohibitions, which prohibit teleportation, wall-passing and other tricks.

Even Leona might not be able to get in.

Therefore, no matter how reluctant Catherine was, she had no choice but to test Roland's lies in this scripture copying hall.

Roland said, "Wait a minute."

As he spoke, Roland pulled his senior sister to the statue, and they knelt on the ground hand in hand and prayed.

Seeing Roland praying to the statue, Catherine quickly became serious and confessed her sins earnestly.

Although Catherine knew very well that the statues of the Three Gods of Dawn were just like the photos, without any mysterious power, and she had never used the statues to pay attention to this place, she was still a little afraid.

This is the main reason why Catherine was unwilling to cause trouble here even though she just died.

After praying for a while, Catherine saw Roland still mumbling, so she pricked up her ears.

Roland muttered quietly, "I'm bringing my future daughter-in-law over for a visit. She's a little shy, so you guys step aside and don't look over here."

Catherine: "."

Speaking of which, Roland really seems to be the Son of the God of Dawn.

The poor boy who was originally going to marry into her family turned out to be a super second-generation rich man. Catherine still hasn't been able to fully accept this.

Therefore, she always subconsciously ignored Roland's identity.

Well, I heard that the church is in chaos. Those bishops are having sex with little boys and girls in front of the statues.

I'm being intimate with my husband next to my mother-in-law's statue. I shouldn't be blamed, right?
Soon, Roland found a large, clean curtain and used magic to turn it into a curtain, dividing the Scripture Hall into two parts.

Catherine breathed a sigh of relief and thought to herself, "I've heard that even poor couples and their elders live under the same roof." If Roland's mother were an ordinary person, she'd live with him in a small cottage halfway up the mountain in Valeria.

So, after I marry him, we will also live together under the same roof like this, right?"

Thinking of this, Catherine felt much better.

At this moment, Catherine saw Roland turn around and look at her with fiery eyes.

Her face flushed, and she lay down on the long table, closed her eyes and turned her head away.

Roland squatted down and kissed the senior sister's lips for a while, and his heart was filled with joy.

Soon, Roland got busy.

Throughout the process, the two had this conversation.

Roland said, "Miss Catherine, the way you closed your eyes and don't want to look at me reminds me of some things that happened in the Fern Forest."

When Roland said this, Catherine couldn't help but recall the time when Roland performed surgery on her in the fern forest.

At that time, I was powerless and if Roland bullied me...
Catherine said, "How dare you!"

Roland said excitedly, "Miss Catherine, you say you don't want to, but your other mouth is drooling like mud."

Catherine was so ashamed and angry that she said, "Shut up! Hurry up, you dirty bastard!"

Roland got the order.

The two couldn't help but put themselves in the scene at that time.

Roland said a lot of bad things. In addition to words like "I let you be arrogant", "You want to sign a master-servant contract with me, but who ends up being a slave", etc., he also used foul language. Miss Catherine was very angry, but she couldn't resist now.

When she thought about what this bad poor boy had done to her, she closed her eyes and cried.

Roland froze in fear, thinking that the senior sister was really crying. However, when he stopped, the senior sister moved.

Suddenly, Roland was overjoyed—the senior student was becoming more and more accepting of his bad ideas.

The Sutra Copying Hall is an exciting place in the first place, and the two of them felt very involved in the place and had a lot of fun.

So for about ten minutes, the two of them hugged each other amid roars and cries.

Afterwards, the two really broke up.

Roland picked up his clothes, and the senior student silently put on the nun's clothes.

As a result, after they looked at each other, they felt like there was a fire in their hearts and wanted to hug each other again.

After struggling for a while, Roland grabbed Catherine's hand, and Catherine couldn't help but lean on his arms.

All of a sudden, both of them felt their hearts soften and their whole bodies felt much more comfortable.

Suddenly, the two felt something was wrong.

Catherine's face was very ugly. She looked up at Roland and said, "Didn't you say that everything would be fine after you were ruthless?"

Roland was also confused. He said, "Anna is indeed much better now."

Catherine gritted her teeth and said, "But I didn't! Your logic is obviously flawed!"

After a pause, Catherine was suddenly stunned and said, "Is it because I was not myself last night?"

Roland's expression turned strange. He said, "Is there a possibility that the 'magic circle' ran out of capacity, so when you entered the magic circle, you squeezed Anna out?"

Catherine's eyes went dark.

Why was Anna squeezed out and not me?
The most important thing is that Roland's current statement sounds much more reliable than the ruthless theory just now!
So, if this is really the case, then the current situation cannot be solved by being ruthless!
Roland said, "Don't worry. The current situation is indeed much better than before. We only had one incident, while Anna and I had so many incidents yesterday."

Catherine's face flushed crimson, and she quickly interrupted Roland: "Shut up! If you mention this again, I...I..."

Catherine pinched Roland hard.

But it did get better. Ruthlessness wasn't completely ineffective.

So, as long as you are ruthless enough and have completely reached the state of a sage and don't want to be wrapped up anymore, you can break up?
The two looked at each other.

after an hour
Under the various urgings and methods used by the senior sister, Roland completed five tasks within an hour.

The situation did improve, but the two had to hold hands.

Roland said a little tiredly, "Stop touching me. Let's just leave it at that. I'll go with you later."

He had just dealt with Collard these past two days, and had another big battle yesterday - Anna's physique was too good, and when she turned into a great beauty, Roland had to fight hard.

So Roland is particularly tired now.

Catherine cursed, "You useless piece of shit! Where's that energy you had just now?"

She was extremely anxious now, as she would be attending the event soon.

Although we can separate for a while now, we can't take Roland with us, right?

It would be fine to let him go as Lawrence, but Florence and the others are all there!
If this group of people hug each other again, it will be bad!
Roland coughed and made a suggestion: "How about trying both options? I mean, find someone to push you out?"

Catherine thought for a moment, then closed her eyes and said to the air, "Come to the Sutra Copying Hall. Yes, I'll open the door for you from inside."

Roland was horrified. This was not the plan he had in mind!

Anna's physique is different from that of her senior sister. She is a heavyweight.

He hurriedly said, "Anna is going to transform into Jeanne and attend the event with you today, right? Otherwise, why don't you try transforming into someone else? Maybe you can squeeze either you or the transformed person out."
Well, even if no one can squeeze in, I can still be ruthless with her."

Catherine turned her head and looked at Roland deeply.

Catherine understood what Roland meant.

He is not tired, he is tired of playing with himself.

If it were another woman, he would be excited!
Roland's scalp tingled when he saw her look. He opened his mouth to explain something, but was pushed onto the table by Catherine.

Then, Roland saw Isabella lift up her skirt and sit on the table.

Roland's heartbeat suddenly quickened.

Roland couldn't help but recall the scenes of Isabella leaning on him gently yesterday, and his blood began to heat up.

Although I have never seen anyone fall in love with anyone other than my senior, but if it is my senior cosplay, then I won’t be sleepy!

Isabella sneered and said, "Laurence, I don't care what method you use later, but I tell you, I can make you feel satisfied today!

But if after today, you still say you have multiple wings, I will cut you off!"

Roland was terrified. He said, "Stop it. Don't you want to have children in the future?"

Isabella smiled gently. "Don't worry, dear. I'm just leaving your things with me. I'll bring them back to you when I need them."

With that, 'Isabella' began to move.

This should have been a joyous occasion, but Roland was sweating profusely.

This witch is so evil!
How could you even think of such a thing?!
He hurriedly took out the Mirror of Truth and, while cooperating with his senior's experiment, shone it on the two people as they transformed.

Seeing this scene, the senior sister's face became very gloomy.

Roland, this guy, had obviously thought of a perfect plan a long time ago - let Catherine and Anna replace the others and become his only pair of wings.

But he didn't mention this plan just now, but deliberately turned himself into someone else to play with him!

Isabella squinted her eyes and smiled. She said, "My dear husband, from now on, you can only have one wing. Otherwise, you can only have two legs!"

Ten minutes later, someone knocked on the door.

Then, the two heard the voice of 'Jeanna'.

Catherine, transformed into Florence, opened the door.

Afterwards, the two of them fulfilled all of Roland's fantasies in this scripture copying hall.

Brianna, Isabella, Florence, even Diana.

In order to make Roland happy, Catherine cried and felt ashamed when she turned into Florence, saying that she shouldn't have masturbated in Roland's image.

Roland was very happy and treated the poor and innocent nun roughly.

Afterwards, Roland lay on the carpet in the scripture copying hall, exhausted both physically and mentally, and no longer wanted to hug anyone.

The two young ladies were putting on their clothes with rosy faces and chatting happily.

Catherine praised: "It seems to be working quite well. This guy is not like before. As soon as he saw me, he wanted to hug me."

As she spoke, Catherine patted her rosy face.

She felt that her obsessive-compulsive disorder had improved a lot. What kind of "curse" was this?
It actually changes with Roland and his own psychological changes?
So annoying!
Anna suddenly asked, "Sister, why are you making it so complicated? The potion Williams mixed yesterday is quite effective. You two can drink it, and then have Theresa come over, put your brother-in-law in the dimensional bag, and wake you up, isn't that enough?"

Roland and Catherine were stunned for a moment.

Although Anna usually does things and speaks without thinking, when she occasionally uses her brain, she can always say something surprising and hit the key points.

Catherine changed the subject.

She looked at Roland with a smile and said, "Mr. Roland, you should stay on the seventh floor now instead of wandering around. If I see you wandering around again..."

As she spoke, Catherine's face suddenly turned cold. She stretched out her hand and made a snapping gesture towards Roland's 'Little Roland'.

Roland shuddered with fear.

Catherine rubbed her face and changed into Florence's appearance.

Then, she looked at Roland and said, "Roland, you came here today specifically to see Florence. You didn't come here to apologize to her or to be ruthless to her, did you?"

Roland's face froze slightly. He said, "How could it be!"

Catherine asked with a half-smile, "What's that for?"

Roland thought for a moment, sighed, and said, "Catherine, the Eastern Territory's view of the Southern Order may be a bit too extreme. The same is true of the Church's view of the Eastern Territory."
In the name of eradicating evil, the church intends to purify the entire East and erase the existence of truth. However, the root of evil is not wizards, but this world.

God made them enemies of their own kind just to lock us completely into this world.

We all have the same goal, but we have to fight to the death.

Catherine, the Gods of Light and Shadow will not allow the existence of insanity or truth. The same is true of the Church. Therefore, this war may be unavoidable.

But I often wonder, can we work hard to make it more controllable?
We have all seen that the Order of the Dawn is very different from the mainstream sects in the south. They do not reject magic, but they have always had some misunderstandings about magic and wizards.

But these misunderstandings are gradually being resolved. Florence is a very important representative in this church.

Well, that’s why I came here this time to talk to her about something serious.”

After listening to this, Catherine laughed and said, "Roland, you went through so much trouble just for those last two sentences?"

Roland: "."

Catherine narrowed her eyes and asked, "Roland, I talked with Florence all morning today. We talked about forging the oracle, helping the Dawn Order explore the ruins, and many other things.
I represented the East, she represented the Order of the Dawn, and we talked about what should and shouldn't be said.

So, I'm just curious about one thing now.

What on earth do you want to do with her that you have to do it behind my back?"

Roland was stunned after hearing this.

I've been busy here for a long time, but others have already started chatting?
So what am I here for?

Seeing the increasingly hostile look from his senior, Roland wiped the sweat from his forehead. He suddenly felt that his reason for secretly visiting Florence today was a little hard to explain.

He coughed and said, "Well, if I were to say, I mean if. If I came here today simply to kidnap her, would you believe it?"

Catherine said with a sudden realization, "Oh," and said, "Of course I believe it."

Catherine's eyes grew colder. "So, you really heard the oracle?"

Roland: “Ah?”

Catherine's eyes blazed with anger as she said, "The Three Holy Mothers of Dawn asked you to come and kill Florence, so you came and kidnapped her?"

Roland: “???”

(End of this chapter)

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