I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha.

Chapter 356 A family of three? I won’t dare to do it again! Who said I won’t dare!

Roland was completely dumbfounded.

What's going on with this Ella?!

No, what's going on with Lawrence and her daughter?
The father-in-law cut Lawrence into pieces, couldn't it be because this bitch did such a wicked thing?!

Roland was very sure that if he continued like this, he would become the second son-in-law to be torn into pieces by his father-in-law.

He stood up calmly and went over to help Isabella open the champagne.

Next, the family of three continued to live happily and sweetly.

The wine was also delicious and intoxicating, and the beautiful faces of the mother and daughter were rosy.

But Roland was sweating profusely while eating, and his mind was absent-minded.

Because the mother and daughter were always restless, the daughter would tease Roland under the table from time to time, or call Roland "Dad" sweetly in front of her mother Isabella.

Isabella, Roland's mother, was also restless. When her daughter wasn't paying attention, she held Roland's hand and hooked her fingers around his palm.

Roland didn't dare to get too close to Isabella, nor did he dare to let Isabella discover Ella's little tricks.

In order to prevent the mother and daughter from discovering that he was not Lawrence, he did not dare to talk too much about family matters. He kept changing the subject and looking for interesting topics to distract their attention.

He barely ate his meal! He was constantly trying to find a topic to talk about, then getting up to look for something to eat.

But the more he hid, the more excited the mother and daughter became.

Later, when Roland took out the album and used the topic of "gold coin collection" to divert their attention, Isabella actually sat down directly, leaned against Roland's side, and looked at the album with him, looking drunkenly.

Very intimate.

"Honey, what is this and why is it so big?"

Isabella looked at the album in feigned surprise, but her hands became restless.

Roland's face turned grim. He cursed inwardly, "Isabella, you idiot! Not only do you manage your country and your husband poorly, but you're also failing as a mother! How could you flirt with your husband in front of your daughter?!"

At this moment, another figure suddenly came over and sat directly on Roland's legs!
Ella hugged Roland's neck and acted coquettishly: "Dad, what are you looking at? Tell me about it too."

This time Roland couldn't hold it in any longer.

He coughed and said, "It's getting late, dear. I'll take you and your daughter back to rest."

Isabella said with some annoyance: "Our family finally got together, and you really want to drive us away?"

Ella fanned her red face and said, "Yes, Dad. It's curfew outside."

It looks like the mother and daughter are planning to live here!

Roland said with a somewhat stiff expression, "Isabella, you know, I recently heard God's call. The Lord told me that it would be today. I will be bathed in God's grace tonight."

Isabella said, "Of course I know."

As she spoke, she looked at the elegant plants in the room and slowly waved her hand. Then, flowers bloomed all around, bathing the entire house in a vibrant hue.

Isabella smiled at Roland and said, "You've made so many preparations tonight. How could I not guess what you're up to? 'Oh, dear, I need you to calm my mind before I bathe in divine grace.' Is that what you mean?"

As she spoke, Isabella squeezed her hand hard.

Roland feigned rage, wanting to scold her, "How could you do such a thing in front of your daughter?" and then drive the two away.

As a result, at this moment, a jade hand suddenly placed on Isabella's hand and started to pinch it with her.

Ella smiled mischievously and said, "He knows I'm back today and he's extra happy."

Isabella said, "Little idiot, is he happy, or are you? It's been so long since we last met, you must be missing him terribly, right?"

Roland was completely dumbfounded.

Lawrence!!

You deserve to be cut into pieces, you scum!
The Thousand-Eyed King just cuts you into pieces, which is too easy for you!
And, Thousand-Eyed King, you old Biden! You know the mess your son-in-law has with your daughter and granddaughter, and you still let me play him. Aren't you deliberately looking for trouble to kill me?

Roland couldn't pretend anymore. He pushed the two of them away, stood up and said, "Isabella, Ella! I'm not coughing, I'm saying that I'm not the same person I was twenty years ago. We can't go on like this!"

Isabella uttered a sudden realization, and a murderous look gradually appeared in her eyes. She said, "So, you really did fall in love with Catherine? My mother and I gave you everything, but you fell in love with Catherine's cousin?!"

Ella added quietly, "And Anna."

Isabella glared at Ella in a very subtle way.

Roland wiped the sweat from his forehead and said hurriedly, "Isabella, you misunderstood. I meant that I might have developed this bad habit when I was bathing in divine grace before.

But as I gradually began to hear the holy voice of the God of Dawn, I was no longer like this.

After the God of Dawn helped us cleanse the evil pollution, I had planned to convert - you know, the monks of the Order of Dawn are required to make the 'Three Absolute Vows'.

Isabella suddenly realized something and let out a long "Oh~~" before saying, "So, you're planning to break off all ties with your wife and daughter?"

Roland said hurriedly, "Of course not. I naturally love you in my heart. But while bathing in divine grace, I need to keep my heart pure."

Isabella asked, "Don't you need us to help you calm down?"

Roland sweated profusely and said, "No need!"

Isabella asked again: "What about the other women?"

This question seemed to be completely unrelated to what Roland had just said. But Roland knew that what she wanted to ask was, "Will you have affairs with other women in the future?"

Roland pointed to the heavens and swore, "Isabella, believe me. There are only two people in my heart. From the beginning to the end, there have only been two people. They are like my wings, inseparable. And my heart can no longer accommodate anyone else except them."

Isabella stood up, looked at Roland deeply, and said, "Laurence, I don't care who you have in your heart. Remember what you said today.

If you want to be ruthless, then be ruthless. Keep your distance from everyone.

If you can do that, then we can guarantee we will keep our distance from you until you accept us back."

It seemed as if Isabella intended to avoid any relationship with Roland during her trip to the ruins.

Roland breathed a sigh of relief.

He pretended to be serious and said, "My dear, you think too much. How could I fall in love with Catherine and Anna? I only have you and my daughter in my heart. What I have with them is just a casual affair."

Isabella ignored this guy who was talking nonsense. She snorted, turned around and left.

Ella was very disappointed. She looked at Roland reluctantly, then followed Isabella.

At this moment, the two seemed to realize that they had forgotten something, so they walked back and picked up the gift on the table before leaving.

As a result, after just a few steps, the two came back and repeatedly searched on the table for the things they had left behind.

Roland looked at the two guys in surprise and asked, "What are you looking for?"

Isabella wiped the cold sweat from her forehead and said, "Nothing, I just felt like I forgot something. Let's go, Ella."

With that, the two of them walked towards the door—then walked around the room for a while, and then sat down next to Roland, sweating profusely.

Roland: “?”

Under Roland's strange gaze, Isabella and Ella remained silent, their faces blank.

Roland asked, "What are you doing?"

Isabella coughed and said, "I remember I was sitting here just now. I think the thing fell here. Uh, Ella, that thing is very important. Can you take a look under the table?"

Ella said, "Okay, sure. But, but I can't control myself right now."

As she spoke, Ella reached out and hugged Roland's waist, then breathed a sigh of relief.

Roland: “???”

Just when Roland was completely bewildered, Isabella suddenly embraced him. She heaved a sigh of relief, feeling completely relaxed.
Roland: “???”

Ella quickly let go of her hand, avoiding Roland's gaze. She stood up and said, "Mom, I reached out and felt around, and the thing wasn't behind Dad's chair."

Isabella glanced at Ella with some resentment and said, "You are looking for an opportunity to hug your father."

Isabella smiled at Roland and said, "It's the magic key of the Inquisition. It really fell behind your chair."

As she spoke, she took her hand away from Roland's waist and showed him the key in her hand.

Then Isabella also stood up.

At this moment, Roland suddenly stretched out his big hand and grabbed her.

Roland sighed and said, "It's past eight o'clock, curfew, and there are no carriages. The court is quite far from here, so don't leave tonight. Our family finally gets together, so let's just sleep here."

Isabella hesitated for a moment and said, "Let's leave. Staying here will affect your chance to bathe in God's grace."

Roland said, "It doesn't matter. I'll meditate behind this tree at night, and you can sleep on the bed. That way, we won't disturb each other. And you can stay here to watch over me at night, to prevent me from being suddenly disturbed by my inner demons and dragged into the lower world with no one to pull me out."

Isabella seemed to be looking for an excuse to leave, but after Roland said that, she couldn't help but become serious.

She looked at Roland with a strange expression and said, "Since you feel that you will have a breakthrough tonight, why did you arrange this place like this?"

Roland said speechlessly, "Isabella, if I say this place wasn't designed by me, would you believe me?"

Isabella: “?”

Roland half-truthed about Hans's situation. "I asked the Summer Palace to prepare a nice dinner. Then I was content to meditate and break through. But when they heard I was going to buy some jewelry that afternoon, they seemed to misunderstand and thought it was my anniversary today."

Who messes around on promotion day? Am I crazy?
As a result, I was just about to remove the things here - look at those flowers, they were all hidden by me.

Then you came over.

After seeing you and my daughter, I was extremely happy. So I thought it would be a good idea to decorate the Summer Palace as a surprise for our family reunion.

After hearing this, Isabella couldn't help but mutter, "I always said you were never romantic. How come you suddenly got it today?" Roland coughed and said nothing.

Isabella pulled Roland's hand away and said, "Alright, get ready. We'll be there to watch over you tonight."

Roland nodded and said seriously, "Okay, I calculated it with the answering machine before, and it's going to be around three in the morning. You guys should take advantage of this time and get some sleep to adjust your state. I'll go outside and prepare some things first."

After saying this, Roland left.

Isabella and Ella had drunk quite a bit of wine and weren't in great shape, so after Roland left, they lay down on the big bed.

The two of them didn't take off their clothes and just closed their eyes to rest for a while.

On this side, Roland went to the toilet and then went to the bathroom to do squats to warm up.

After squatting for an hour, Roland felt relaxed, so he took a hot bath, put on his bathrobe, and went back to his room while drying his hair.

Inside the room, the two young ladies were already asleep. Although they were dressed, they were completely defenseless.

Roland dried his hair, took out the Original Sin Shackles, and then locked the two men up with two snaps.

This woke up both Isabella and Ella.

Isabella and Ella asked with confusion on their faces, "What are you doing?"

Roland smiled and said, "I just thought about it and I think you're right. Our family hasn't slept together for a long time. Let's have a good sleep together tonight."

After saying that, he pulled up the clothes of the two people.

Isabella almost fainted from anger. She really wanted to tear Roland's lying mouth apart!
Roland said, "Honestly, my dear wife and daughter—you don't know yet, do you? At noon, I met a white chess witch who called herself 'Ms. El'."

When they heard the name, the two young ladies' faces turned pale, as if they were very afraid of the witch.

Isabella suddenly had a bad feeling. She asked in disbelief, "What did she say to you? Why did you lock us up?"

Ella burst into tears: "Brother-in-law, you didn't tell her we were here and promised her to send us away, did you?"

Roland smiled and pinched Ella's cheek, saying, "Oh, my dear daughter, how could I bear to send you and your mother away? You are my wings.

When I mentioned that the wings are inseparable, the wings immediately stuck to me.
Besides, our family finally got together, and we have to enjoy the happiness of family time. How can I bear to send you away? "

Isabella's face turned pale, and she gritted her teeth and said, "You bastard! What on earth do you want to say?"

Roland smiled and said, "My dear, you misunderstood. I just wanted to tell you that she's still in Wilmik. And she's very interested in my magic matrix, so she might keep an eye on this place at any time."

If she were to notice that we weren't acting like a family while she was paying attention, she might misunderstand you and think you were Katherine and Ella was Anna."

Isabella and Ella: "."

Roland was almost fooled today.

He had overturned his previous judgment and thought that the senior sister had left long ago.

After all, Theresa and others have never been bound by "wings".

Today, after Theresa gave him a haircut, he left immediately, instead of being unable to leave Roland's side uncontrollably.

It wasn't until Roland said today, 'They are like my wings, inseparable,' that the two of them became uncontrollably unable to leave the house. Roland then suddenly realized what was going on.

——Senior has recently developed a solution to the mysterious anomaly of "wings".

It is most likely a targeted mysterious side spell that can temporarily get rid of the invisible constraints between the three people.

Judging from the two-week experiment, this spell is very effective.

But judging from today's situation, this curse obviously needs to be further improved.

Roland's words immediately invalidated the spell. It wasn't until Catherine quietly cast the spell again that the restraints were finally broken.

But she was exposed.

So there was no point in pretending. She immediately wanted to run away.

But Roland coaxed her back by saying, "I'm afraid of interference from my inner demons when I advance."

The senior was a very serious person. She had thought that since Roland was going to advance today, he would definitely focus on his work and not mess around anymore.

But she had underestimated Roland's unruly nature.

You're overestimating Roland's offline ability.

Roland said, "Since we are a family, we must act like one. Your previous attitude was not like that of a wife or daughter towards her husband."

Isabella was so angry that her eyes turned black. She cursed, "You still know that we are a family?! Lawrence will not take off his daughter's pants!"

Roland pretended to be surprised and said, "Miss Isabella, did I ever say I was Lawrence? Hehehe.
My dear, considering my reputation in the White Chess School, it is reasonable for me to do such an immoral thing by borrowing Lawrence's name.

Come, my dear daughter, let daddy give you a kiss! Hahahahaha!"

As he spoke, Roland picked up Anna.

Roland then started to act like a beast.

The two young ladies cursed Roland as a beast, but they found that the more they cursed, the more excited Roland became.

Gradually, the two ladies also became excited although they were reluctant to admit it.

Anna was very frank and kept calling him dad.

Catherine was very uncooperative. She refused to call Roland "dear", and her mouth was full of curses such as "bastard", "shameless", "I will kill you", and random syllables such as "wuwu" and "ah".

During the whole process, they had a conversation like this.

Roland said, "Hahaha, Isabella, as long as you listen to me and kneel down, I will let your daughter go."

Anna said, "Woo woo woo mom, save me."

Catherine said: "You win, let my daughter go"

Roland: “???”

The senior student suddenly cooperated.

Just when Roland was puzzled, he suddenly heard footsteps outside the door.

Roland shuddered suddenly, his ears pricked up, and his face changed drastically.

'Sister-in-law' is here with Amber!
Roland hurriedly stopped and tried to hide the two of them. But Isabella hugged Roland tightly and cried loudly, "You beast, why did you do this to us mother and daughter? Wuu ...

Amid Isabella's cries, Roland felt the footsteps at the door pause, and then he could faintly sense a strong murderous intent.

After a moment, the murderous intent was suppressed, and then the footsteps gradually faded away - 'Sister-in-law' and Amber left.

Roland's expression turned extremely ugly.

Catherine, Catherine, you are so cruel!
You are trying to kill me!

If my mother-in-law heard about this from my eldest sister-in-law, wouldn't she kill me?!
Catherine smiled and said, "Don't worry, dear. My mother won't come in and kill you. After all, the two people in the room are not her biological daughters."

Roland breathed a sigh of relief, but then his expression froze slightly.

Roland asked, "What did you just say? Your mother?"

Catherine coughed and said, "The White Queen is married to my father, so of course I have to call her mother."

Roland's expression became extremely interesting: "You mean, 'Ms. El' is the White Queen?!"

Catherine sneered, "If it was just a White Chess School elder who came, would I have to hide like this?"

Roland was completely upset. He said, "Why didn't you tell me earlier that I did this in front of my mother-in-law?! What a bad impression this must have left!"

Catherine said coldly: "Did you give me a chance to tell you?"

Catherine laughed again as she spoke: "Do you think she still has a positive image of you?"

Roland: "."

Looking at Roland's increasingly ugly face, Catherine laughed happily and said, "Don't worry, she won't do anything to you. Considering your character, she wouldn't want to dirty her hands by killing you."

So, she would just tell my father. Tell my father what you did to his illegitimate daughter and granddaughter.”

Roland's eyes went dark when he heard this.

Catherine laughed even more happily. She said with a smile: "Mr. Roland, my mother and I have fallen into your hands. We can only let you do whatever you want with us. But do you have the courage?"

Anna smiled and half sat up, saying, "Sister, the little mouse has been scared to death. He wants to kneel down and beg us to help him explain himself to his godfather (the Thousand-Eyed King)."

The two women laughed.

Roland chuckled and reached out his hand to grab in mid-air, and then a vine appeared in his hand.

This vine is exactly the "holy vine" that grows in the Heraca Church.

Roland didn't know if this thing was useful, but he knew it was sturdy. So, he suddenly had an idea and decided to use it to vent his anger.

He grinned grimly, "Explain? No need! You two bastards, you still haven't realized the situation. I'll make you laugh! Just wait and see how I make you cry today!"

Seeing the thorn vine, Anna pointed at Roland and cursed, "If you hit me with that thing again!!!"

Before she could finish her words, Anna was pulled into the air by an invisible giant hand. Then, two pairs of sin shackles were added to her feet, tying them together with her hands. She was suspended in the air like a steamed bun.

Anna was both ashamed and angry. Just as she was about to curse, she felt a burning pain on her butt and almost cried.

Then, Roland looked at Catherine.

Catherine's eyes widened as she said in disbelief, "You dare! If you dare to whip me with that thorn stick, I will!!!"

(End of this chapter)