I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha.
Chapter 57: Three Evil Poems
Chapter 57 The Three Evils
After Roland packed his luggage in the living room, he began to study the school rules seriously.
"Even though I may not encounter these ghost things in the future, it's better to be prepared."
After watching for a while, Roland breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, there aren't many mysterious creatures among the janitors. Most of them are demons or something, and the White Wizards are hunting them down everywhere."
In the past, the thing Roland hated most was the devil, but now he began to think that devils were a little cute.
After Roland glanced over the introductions of the janitors, he discovered three very 'interesting' janitors.
They are: Ballet Ghost, Lilith, and the Beautiful Snake Man.
The 'interesting' thing about Ballet Ghost and Lilith is that they are members of the 'College Dance Troupe'.
As for the beautiful snake man, he likes to tell sketches.
Lilith and the Ballet Ghost will sing and dance after seeing the newborn.
And the beauty snake will pull you aside to tell a skit.
Every year at the beginning and end of the school term, these three guys would run around all over the college!
In the old academy, the apprentices felt like they were going through a tribulation during the first few months of school every year!
These three guys can be said to be the three giants among the school workers of Heiyuan Academy!
They are also called the Three Heads of Evil by the Black Abyss apprentices!
If you encounter Lilith, there may not be any problems, because she is a demon and can communicate and negotiate. If she is in a good mood, she may play a trick on you and then let you go.
But she likes to rob, kidnap and extort, so if you run into her, all your equipment will be gone! And you will owe a large ransom!
But if you meet Lilith, at least you can save your life.
But if you encounter a ballet ghost or a beautiful snake person, you will be in big trouble.
Even today, many apprentices, even after becoming full-fledged wizards, still harbor a deep fear of them, to the point that seeing puppets, statues, and the like can cause them to lose control of their bladder and bowel movements.
Roland was very lucky, lucky that he entered the academy in the 'New Black Abyss Era' and didn't have to deal with these things every day.
Otherwise, he will have to go through a hard time when he starts school tomorrow!
Suddenly, there was a strange noise coming from the stairs. Roland looked over there solemnly and subconsciously tightened his grip on his wand. Only after confirming that it was 'Natasha' did he relax a little.
Natasha, the eldest sister, walked upstairs with a glass of wine. As she passed Roland, she said, "Oh, father didn't even prepare bedding for you. Wait a moment, sweetheart, there are clean blankets in the storage room."
The eldest sister smiled gently at Roland and carried the wine into her father's room.
Every Black Abyss wizard has some special habits when returning to their "safe house." Wallace's habit is to have a drink before going to bed when he returns home to rest. If he doesn't drink this glass of wine, he will not sleep well all night.
Roland went to the bathroom. When he came out, he saw Natasha tidying up his bedding in front of the sofa. "Thank you, Sister Natasha. Let me do it."
The eldest sister smiled gently, looked up and said, "Don't be so polite, it's my little cake."
She helped Roland lay out his things, then looked at his dirty appearance and asked, "Do you want to use the bathroom? There's a shower in my room—hot water."
"This..." Roland looked at the dirt on his arm, hesitated for a moment, and said, "Let's not use it."
"It's okay." Natasha reached out and adjusted Roland's collar, saying, "I still need to go to the basement to sort out some goods. You can use the things in my room as you please. Otherwise, how will you sleep tonight? And you can't go to school tomorrow looking so dirty, right? It's too undignified."
Natasha took Roland downstairs without hesitation to get some new toiletries. Then she took Roland to her room and explained some new things about showering.
The secular world is still in the Middle Ages, and most of the public baths are in the ancient Roman style.
The wizards seem to have entered the steam age, with pipes, sewers, hot water, heating and other facilities already very complete.
Natasha thought Roland was a little Muggle who had never seen these new things, so after introducing the bathroom, she smiled and told Roland about the things in her bedroom.
However, it seemed that some of the massage products activated by magic stones on her bed were forgotten to be put away.
Big sister Natasha blushed slightly and smiled kindly, "Oh, that's a facial massager, forget it, you don't understand. It's something witches often use anyway."
After a pause, Natasha added, "This is something commonly used by witches after marriage. Don't give this kind of thing as a meeting gift to people like seniors in the future." Roland nodded with a red face, pretending that he knew nothing.
"I definitely wouldn't give this to my senior. She'd kill me. But I never thought the wizarding world would be so advanced. They even have this kind of thing."
Natasha's room and bathroom are not small. The bathroom is divided into a washroom and a shower room.
After explaining how to use various items, Natasha also specifically introduced Roland to a novel item called "soap".
Roland thought to himself, "It's really advanced. It feels like I've returned to the 19th century. But the 19th century is still ancient."
After Natasha left, Roland smelled the soap and suddenly found that the smell was very similar to Catherine's.
"It turns out that my senior also uses this brand of soap."
He felt hot all over, took off his clothes and went to the bathroom to take a shower.
Soon, Roland finished his shower and came to the changing room.
He was shocked to find that all the dirty clothes in his wooden basin had been taken away.
On the sink, a set of clean clothes was folded.
It seems that when Roland was taking a shower, big sister Natasha brought his clothes over and washed his dirty clothes at the same time.
Roland was very embarrassed.
Folded on the table were Wallace's old clothes from his youth.
Shirt, overalls, and a sleeveless waistcoat. It's very similar to the Peaky Blinders look.
The old man looks very thin and skinny now, but he seemed very tall and strong when he was young.
Wallace's old clothes were all large sizes, but they were still a little small on Roland.
After changing his clothes, Roland looked in the mirror. He was surprised at the tall, imposing, handsome young man in the mirror.
He was shocked to realize that after practicing Valeria's swordsmanship to this level, he had grown a little taller. Coupled with his knife-like muscles, he felt very oppressive standing there.
Compared to wearing wizard robes, he is more suitable to wear armor, and then lead his subordinates to charge on the battlefield.
After returning to the living room, Roland began to study the Demon Book.
The 'Old School Rules of Black Abyss Academy' gave Roland a sense of crisis.
Wallace had said before that the current school workers are mainly demons.
This book not only records knowledge about demons, but also records a lot of knowledge about expulsion and sealing.
If I ever encounter a ballet ghost, a serpentine, or the like in college, I'll probably have to ask professors or instructors for help. But if I encounter a demon, I can use this book to fight it.
Of course, it’s better to hide if you can.
PS: It’s gone today. If there are too many updates during the new book period, it will fall off the new book list. Give it a few days and it will be put on the shelves with more updates.
Please support me, your support is my motivation, otherwise it will affect my mood.
(End of this chapter)
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