The world is like a prison, my body is holy

Chapter 41: Pretending to be a slap in the face
"Excuse me, is there a ghost in the house?"

The bright moon was like a round disk. Wang Wen, dressed in black, stood in the center of a mass grave scattered across the ground. He bowed politely and gently tapped the tombstones with his fingers. "I'm the ghost messenger from this area. I've come here to register everyone's household registration. Is there a ghost in the house? Open the door!"

He patiently knocked on the door one by one to notify them, and his strange voice, which was forced to be kind, rose and fell among the messy graves, making the desolate and weird atmosphere in the cemetery even more terrifying!
It is still unknown whether ghosts in the grave are scary or not.

Anyway, Xu Ergou and others who were resting on the horse trail not far away were trembling with fear. More than 20 young and vigorous men huddled together, looking at the looming figure in the cemetery with horror, not daring to breathe.

"Er Gou, Brother Tiger is becoming more and more inhumane!"

Someone whispered, their voice trembling.

"Yeah, I used to only like playing with living people, but now I even play with dead people..."

"Yes, I look at him now like a mouse seeing a cat..."

"That's right!"

Xu Ergou interrupted a few of the trolls with a guilty conscience, trying to defend his big brother: "Is this just a joke, big brother? He's doing what he loves!"

"Alas……"

A bunch of idiots looked at Xu Ergou with disdain: "We are all foxes from the same mountain, why are you telling us such a story from a Chinese studio?"

Xu Ergou opened his mouth, but was speechless... Well, he was actually scared!
"Fuck, you're shameless, aren't you?"

Over there, Wang Wen, who had been acting polite for a long time but still failed to summon a ghost, finally lost his temper. He stood in the middle of the cemetery with his hands on his hips and cursed loudly: "I'll count to three. If you don't make a sound, I'll burn your graves down..."

"Gudong."

Xu Ergou swallowed his saliva and said with difficulty: "Well, Big Brother has indeed been a little abnormal recently..."

The group of people nodded in unison, and the sound of swallowing saliva could be heard one after another.

This is not the stupid person they know!

Absolutely not!

After a long while, Wang Wencai angrily brushed off the dust on his body and emerged from the cemetery, shouting angrily, "The local residents are so rude!"

"What the hell?"

A low curse took over Wang Wen's words. It turned out to be Xu Ergou, who tried to protect his brothers in front of him. He was forcibly pushed out of the crowd by seven or eight hands. He turned around and cursed these traitors in a rage.

"Ok?"

Wang Wen raised his eyebrows and looked over, his eyes emitting a beast-like green light in the moonlight.

Xu Ergou could only bite the bullet and go forward, cautiously bowing and flattering: "Big Brother, you are so powerful and fierce that what ghost wouldn't be like a mouse seeing a cat when they see you? If they hide from them, they'll just wish their parents had two less legs. How dare they show their face in front of you!"

"Is that right?"

The anger on Wang Wen's face slowly faded. He pinched his chin and thought seriously for a moment. He felt that what this guy said was indeed reasonable. He nodded immediately and said, "Okay, at the next cemetery, please help me greet the residents there. Make sure the residents there feel the hospitality of our Si Tianwei!"

Xu Ergou subconsciously squeezed his buttocks together, pointing at his nose in shock and fear: "Me?"

Wang Wen nodded as a matter of course: "Yes, didn't you say that I scared these wandering ghosts? If you go, maybe you can lure them out. Then we can attack them from both sides and capture them all in one fell swoop, wiping them out completely..."

Xu Ergou quickly said, "Brother, I..."

Wang Wen glared at him and said in a muffled voice, "What? Were you just fooling me?"

Xu Ergou instantly changed his tone: "Brother, I'll go!"

"Good Ergou!"

Wang Wenxi smiled and gave him a thumbs up: "I'll get you some chicken legs when I get back... Let's go!"

As soon as he stretched out his hand, a strong man immediately handed him the reins of a strong horse.

He pulled the saddle and jumped onto the horse, but because he used too much force, he hurt the horse. The horse shook its big head unhappily and jumped on the spot...

Wang Wen raised his hand and struck Jian Ma in the middle of the head with a bang. He said angrily, "If you kick me again, I'll roast you alive. Do you believe it?"

The strong horse became obedient in an instant. It didn't dare to shake its head, wag its tail, or even snort.

Wang Wen patted the horse's head in satisfaction and waved his hand, saying, "Let's go!"

As he spoke, he gently squeezed the horse's belly, and the strong horse immediately took small and steady steps along the trail.

The cowering bastards in the back watched his massive figure, whispering, "Even horses are afraid of him, so cruel!" "The old saying goes that horses have the most spiritual energy, and are the best at judging people and bullying the weak and fearing the strong. This thing just became obedient after a slap. I guess it knows what Brother Tiger said is true. If it kicks up again, Brother Tiger will really roast it!"

"Brother Tiger is really getting more and more fierce..."

"What are you?"

The crickets chirped and looked at Xu Ergou.

Xu Ergou glared at him and asked, "Who were those bastards who pushed me just now?"

The crowd shook their heads in unison, saying in unison, "It wasn't me!"

Xu Ergou sneered: "Don't be complacent, you will have to pay for what you have done sooner or later!"

All the hot guys laughed "Haha" in unison.

Xu Ergou was so angry that his lungs almost exploded. He racked his brains thinking about how to take revenge on these ungrateful bastards.

Wang Wen, who was trotting ahead, was also summarizing the current situation of ghosts and monsters in the Great Zhou Dynasty based on the results just now...

This was his first time to go fishing at the mass grave in the middle of the night.

It wasn't that he didn't want to come before, but he didn't dare to come. After all, he didn't have the means to effectively kill ghosts before, and he was afraid of making mistakes if he was too reckless.

This failure also made him realize that although there may be frequent ghosts and monsters in the Great Zhou Dynasty as a whole, the frequency of local ghost appearances is still under control.

At least it's not so rampant that you can encounter ghosts in any random mass grave.

As for Xu Ergou’s statement?

He was just teasing the dog!

Judging from the three incidents of ghosts that he had encountered so far, the conditions for the birth of ghosts are still very harsh at this stage. At least one has to have suffered great injustice and resentment in his life and die with regrets, only then can he become a ghost after death.

These evil spirits are basically beasts dominated by resentment and ferocity, and they don't have much rationality.

It is unlikely that any brainless beast would be frightened by his aura and dare not show its head.

Besides, after practicing the Black Tiger Fist to this level, he can control the momentum at will. When he doesn't deliberately let the momentum spread, even passing dogs are not afraid of him. How could he possibly scare away evil spirits so that they dare not show their heads?
"In short, the current situation of ghosts and monsters in the Great Zhou is still within the controllable range of human power."

Wang Wen concluded in his mind: "The reason why I felt that the Great Zhou would eventually be destroyed was, firstly, because I was in the Dusi Tianjian, and secondly, because the White Lotus Sect was secretly causing trouble, which gave me the illusion that ghosts and monsters were rampant."

Although he never claimed to be a good person, this result still made him feel happy.

He wanted to become stronger, that's right.

But he also wanted to go to the night market every now and then, drink wine, brag and chat in groups...

There is no conflict!
Just as the corners of his mouth curled up, he was blocked by a figure half a man's height.

"Little guy, do you think I look like a human or a god?"

The figure said so, his eyes emitting a bright green light hidden under the brim of the straw hat, revealing a cold and ferocious nature.

A big fluffy tail flutters leisurely behind it.

His interested and nonchalant posture was just like that of a rich young man who crossed his legs and flirted with young girls and wives.

The smile on Wang Wen's lips froze, and his eyes were filled with confusion and...anger, as if a slap in the face had come too quickly and unexpectedly!
Just as he was about to speak, he heard a series of muffled "thumps" and "thumps" of something heavy falling to the ground behind him.

He didn't even need to turn his head to know that it must be his useless subordinates who had fallen to the ground...

The smile that had just solidified on Wang Wen's lips slowly spread, and he said coldly: "Me? To me, you look like a white-haired, bear-faced, white-haired, big-cocked transvestite!"

The leisurely tail stopped immediately, and the green eyes under the straw hat raised slightly, with a fierce look in them!

"Little guy, look again, do I look like a human or a god?"

The next second, pairs of ghostly green eyes lit up on both sides of the road, and the peculiar stench of wild beasts filled the night wind, so thick that it was choking.

At the right moment, an old voice, unhurried and steady, sounded from the side of the horse path: "Young man, think carefully before you reply. Don't act on impulse and risk your life."

Wang Wen grinned broadly and slowly drew his sword. "You little bastard, you don't even have this much knowledge, and you're still trying to imitate others... and ask for your mother's title?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he leaped up, his fierce aura soaring eight feet high!
(End of this chapter)