Martial arts of the heavens, I am unstoppable since I was born

Chapter 300: The past is the past, the present is perverted.

After leaving Calabash Peak, Zhang Kuang did not travel to the human world. Instead, he quickly arrived at the cave where he had previously "borrowed" accommodation with the two snakes.

He reached out and caught a wisp of the aura left behind by the two snakes as they departed. He flicked his finger forward, and the aura instantly transformed into a mirror, reflecting the scene of the two snakes leaving. Seeing them walking towards him in high spirits, Zhang Kuang simply shook his head and smashed the mirror.

He lifted his foot and walked into the cave.

His ferocious speed was like a shadow in a narrow gap, appearing outside the swamp as if he had teleported.

At this moment, the seventh princess on the crystal stone had awakened and was using her magic to activate the chains, cutting the magical ropes binding her body, and rubbing her arms.

Suddenly, a cold wind swept through the cave. She saw Zhang Kuang teleporting over and immediately became extremely wary. However, seeing Zhang Kuang's extraordinary demeanor and charm, her newly formed wariness vanished along with the cold wind in the cave.

"Are you a Taoist who has wandered into this place by mistake?" The Seventh Princess subconsciously gave Zhang Kuang a harmless identity. As she flew toward him, she said quickly, "There is a snake demon causing trouble here. It tricked me into coming here. Be careful."

Zhang Kuang looked at the Seventh Princess, who was standing beside him and glancing around warily, and was utterly speechless. He couldn't help but ask, "Seventh Princess, aren't you afraid that I'm in cahoots with those monsters?"

"How could someone as dignified and extraordinary as you associate with snake demons?" The Seventh Princess smiled and refuted Zhang Kuang's arrogant words, then said with relief, "It seems the two snake demons are not here. You should leave with me."

As he spoke, he reached out to tug at Zhang Kuang's sleeve.

But just as the Seventh Princess reached out, she suddenly froze on the spot, staring wide-eyed at Zhang Kuang, and exclaimed, "How do you know I am the Seventh Princess of Heaven?"

He then took a step back, releasing a purple veil for defense, and asked, "Are you in league with the demons?"

Zhang Kuang felt a lump in his throat, but nowhere to vent it. With his eyelids half-closed, he said, "I guess I'm your brother-in-law..."

The Seventh Princess sniffed the air and couldn't help but nod, saying, "You smell like my Second Sister. You're a good person?"

“It wasn’t like that before,” Zhang Kuang said, denying the Seventh Princess’s words very decisively.

"So you've reformed now?" The Seventh Princess hesitated for a moment, then thought that a prodigal son's return was invaluable, and if Zhang Kuang had truly reformed, that would be a good thing.

Zhang Kuang shook his head and sighed, "He's a pervert now."

"?"

The Seventh Princess looked at Zhang Kuang with a face full of doubt, only to find that he brazenly took out an orange undergarment from his sleeve, sniffed it lightly, and then said in a more serious tone:

"That's it."

"!"

The seventh princess's eyes widened instantly, and she stumbled backward until she bumped into the stone wall before exclaiming in surprise, "How did my second sister's undergarment end up in your hands?"

"Please see the VCR for details."

Seeing the Seventh Princess's naive and innocent nature, Zhang Kuang couldn't resist teasing her. With a flick of his finger, a picture appeared in the Seventh Princess's mind: Zhang Kuang and the Second Princess playing in the water together.

The seventh princess blushed instantly and clutched her skirt tightly. "You lecherous scoundrel! You shameless scoundrel!"

After cursing several times, Zhang Kuang just yawned indifferently, then suddenly approached the Seventh Princess and stuffed the Second Princess's undergarment into her mouth.

The seventh princess's eyes widened even further.

"Don't be afraid, let's watch and do it together."

…… ……

On Hulu Peak.

The baby boy, barely out of the womb, grew rapidly in the wind, quickly becoming a robust six or seven-year-old. With immense strength, he lifted a huge rock and threw it away, his voice ringing out:
"Grandpa, Uncle Dong, Uncle Yu Ri, don't panic. I'll go find those monsters right now and rescue my sister."

"No, you turned into a doll as soon as you came out of the gourd. You're not much different from a monster, are you? And why is the Seventh Princess the older sister, but my cousin and I are the uncles?"

Yu Ri is indeed a bit of a simpleton; his words make it seem like whether the Calabash Brothers are monsters or not is less important than why they call him "uncle."

Calabash Brothers paused for a moment, decisively ignoring Yu Ri, looked at Old Man Qian and Dong Yong and made their promise again before leaving.

But Yu Ri grabbed her arm, saying, "Wait a minute."

Da Wa thought Yu Ri was still bothered by why he had to call him "uncle," and was about to coax him when Yu Ri took out a bamboo tube as thick as an arm and handed it to Da Wa, saying earnestly:
"This is the Demon-Slaying Cannon I developed. You can take it and give it a try."

"?"

The eldest child was bewildered in the wind.

Isn't this just a bamboo tube?!
And where did you get such a big bamboo tube from?!
Seeing that he remained unmoved, Yu Ri exclaimed, "Oh dear, how can this child be so stupid!"

As he spoke, he walked to the edge of the cliff and raised the bamboo tube in his hand.

The bamboo tube was straight and had a large opening. It was coated with a strange paint that made it look shiny and black. At the end, there was a thin bamboo pole that looked like a lever connecting the front and back.

Then Yu Ri pulled out a piece of bamboo that looked smaller and shorter than the bamboo tube, but with an upturned tip like a dragon raising its head, and stuffed it into the bamboo tube with a huff and puff.

The older child looked a little confused.

Dong Yong and Old Man Qian's faces darkened, and they were about to persuade Da Wa to wait a moment.

Yu Ri had already turned his back and clamped his legs together, holding the bamboo tube between them. At the same time, he straightened the push rod with both hands and pressed it outwards heavily.

"Bang!!!"

The gunpowder inside the bamboo tube exploded with a bang under the push, and the huge force blasted the dragon head bamboo away in an instant. Due to the excessive speed, an arc-shaped gas shield appeared in front of the entire dragon head. At the same time, the high temperature turned the dragon head purplish-red.

boom! ! !
A second explosion was heard.

The large amount of gunpowder stored inside the dragon head exploded when it hit the mountain wall. The milky white sonic boom cloud spread out in an instant, and a lot of blood was left at the place where the bamboo tube exploded. Amid the earthquake, the opposite mountain peak "came to life".

“I#$&ā”

The mountain god stared in shock and rage at the fish-shaped sun with its rear end facing him on the opposite mountain peak, a nameless fire rising within him—

What did I do to get an eye injury?
wrong!

How could a mere mortal injure my eyes!
The mountain god suddenly approached Calabash Peak, exhaling two puffs of white vapor and asking, "What is that?"

At this moment, everyone on Calabash Peak, whether it was Big Brother, the Six Calabashes, Dong Yong, or Old Man Qian, was startled by Yu Ri's cannon shot. They were so shocked that they didn't wake up until the Mountain God came over, and they looked at Yu Ri with surprise.

Yu Ri was currently sitting with his legs clamped together, his face as red as a shrimp, his eyes rolling back and steam rising from his chest, faintly emitting a meaty aroma...

(End of this chapter)