Martial arts of the heavens, I am unstoppable since I was born

Chapter 307 You Have to Take Responsibility for Touching Me~ (Driving practice in the morning and afternoon, to be added in the evening)
"absurd!"

The Barefoot Immortal's hair and beard stood on end; as he stared wide-eyed, his hair moved without wind, his raging anger igniting, causing his voice to boom like thunder:

"Who in the Heavenly Court doesn't know that I am upright and uphold the Heavenly Rules and Regulations most strictly? How could I possibly descend to the mortal realm to marry someone and have children?"

tread!
Barefoot Immortal took a big step forward, his imposing manner heading straight for the Second Princess, but was stopped by Donghua Immortal sweeping his whisk.

"Let's leave it at that," said Donghua Shangxian weakly. "The most urgent matter is to get the Eight Immortals back to their places as soon as possible, so we can prepare for the great calamity to come..."

“Immortal Donghua, you are mistaken,” Barefoot Immortal disagreed. “If we relax the current Heavenly Laws in order to prepare for the great calamity to come, how much fighting power will the Heavenly Court be able to muster when the calamity comes? Are we to rely solely on the Eight Immortals to deal with the calamity, while all of us immortals and gods sit idly by and watch the show?”

That's certainly true...

Zhang Kuang hung securely around the Fourth Princess's neck, his mind now back to normal, finding the farce before him quite amusing.

Without a doubt, both the Barefoot Immortal and the Eastern Flower Immortal are top-tier warriors in this Heavenly Court, but their paths are drastically different—

The Barefoot Immortal believed in fate, but he believed even more in the power of human will to overcome destiny. Even if fate was predetermined, he was unwilling to be subservient to it. He believed that even if fate was predetermined, people should still respect and love themselves, so that they could contribute when a great calamity came and not rely on others to enjoy their lives.

Immortal Donghua does not deny human ability, but he believes more in the power of fate. Since destiny is predetermined, one should follow it and push forward the trend. In his view, personal efforts are sacrifices, unnecessary losses under the great calamity.

As the two argued, all the celestial beings and gods of Heaven entered the fray, though the celestial beings and gods of this world were somewhat overrated.

This Erlang Shen is cold-blooded and ruthless, not particularly strong, yet he is extremely demanding and has a heart devoted to Buddhism, which is despicable.

I find your arrogance boring; I want to see rivers of blood! Not your childish games here!

As the Barefoot Immortal and the Eastern Emperor were arguing, a celestial star flashed, and one of the Eight Immortals reappeared in the world, choosing the Eastern Emperor as his chosen one!
For a moment, all the immortals and gods were taken aback.

Emperor Donghua was one of the two top warriors in the Heavenly Court, yet he was chosen to become one of the Eight Immortals. This meant that if he wanted to face the tribulation, he had to shed his immortal bones and be reincarnated as a human.

Donghua Dijun readily obeyed the order, decisively abandoning his argument with the Barefoot Immortal. He bowed to the Queen Mother at the head of the table and said, "Your Majesty, I am one of the Eight Immortals destined for this world. I beg Your Majesty to grant me permission to descend to the mortal realm to undergo tribulations."

The barefoot immortal's expression changed, or rather, none of the immortals and gods present who heard Donghua Dijun's words could remain calm.

The Eastern Emperor of this world is a pillar of strength. If he were to descend to the mortal realm to undergo tribulation, wouldn't the Heavenly Court's top combat power be reduced to the harsh and inhumane Barefoot Immortal?
No!
That kind of heavenly court is truly terrifying...

However, Donghua Shangxian had already made up his mind, so how could he easily change it? He immediately took his leave from the Cleansing Immortal Pool, intending to strip off his immortal bones and descend to the mortal realm to undergo tribulations.

"Great news!" Zhang Kuang's eyes lit up. He couldn't control Donghua Dijun's strength to begin with, and now that he himself was going to remove his immortal bones, he could use them as materials.

However, since the Heavenly Court's combat strength is still considerable, he naturally wouldn't easily reveal himself or give himself away. Even if he had something in mind, he would simply hide quietly on the Fourth Princess's neck and in her bosom, surrounded by a milky fragrance, like a gentle paradise that was irresistible.

With the matter of Emperor Donghua in the picture, even the strict Barefoot Immortal was no longer preoccupied with whether the Seventh Princess had descended to the mortal realm; instead, he appeared deeply worried. Therefore, the Seventh Fairy Maiden, who had rushed over, was the first to be sent back and did not participate in the subsequent discussions.

Back in the main hall where the sisters usually gathered, the seven princesses all breathed a sigh of relief.

The Fifth Princess then put her arm around the Seventh Princess's and asked, "Seventh Princess, did you get what you wanted this time in the mortal realm? How did that Dong Yong turn out?"

The Seventh Princess was caught off guard by the mention of her former lover, but she did not show much expression on her face. She calmly shook her head and said, "Thank you for your concern, Fifth Sister. I have figured it out. The Heavenly Rules are not wrong. Love between immortals and mortals is like a withered tree coming back to life. Even if it bears fruit, it will be a bad one."

The six princesses looked at the seventh princess in surprise, and exchanged glances after hearing her words. This was not the kind of thing that the seventh princess, who was determined to stay in the mortal world, would say. Could it be... that she had quarreled with Dong Yong?

That's so inconsiderate!
Although the princesses had never experienced love, they were all surprised to see the Seventh Princess's expressionless face when she talked about Dong Yong. They felt that the Seventh Princess in front of them was like a different person. She was so calm now. What did her previous unwavering determination mean?

Is that a joke?

Regardless of the different thoughts among the six sisters, the Seventh Princess looked directly at the Fourth Princess and said, "Fourth Sister, now that we've arrived at the main hall, why don't we call him out first?"

The Seventh Princess had naturally noticed the extra necklace around the Fourth Princess's neck long ago. As for the fact that most of the necklace was hanging inside her clothes, all she wanted to say was to take it out quickly, so he wouldn't get too comfortable.

The other princesses all looked at the fourth princess. The eldest, third, fourth, and fifth princesses were all shocked. Was the fourth sister not satisfied with the seventh sister's descent to the mortal world, and now she was looking for excitement herself, actually bringing someone to the Heavenly Court?!
The sixth princess opened her eyes wide with curiosity and scanned the fourth princess, finally fixing her gaze on the extra necklace around her fourth sister's neck. She subconsciously reached out and grabbed the necklace, pulling it down. "Fourth sister, your necklace is so beautiful. I've never seen you wear it before."

Because that's my husband!
The second princess's eyes blazed with anger as she stepped forward and slapped the sixth princess's hand away. "Speak up, why are you being so handsy?"

Although she didn't want others to know about her relationship with Zhang Kuang, it was because she was worried that a love between a celestial being and a mortal would violate the heavenly rules. She would never stand idly by and watch Zhang Kuang be "humiliated".

The fourth princess, belatedly realizing what was happening, quickly blushed and took a step back, tugging at her necklace as she said, "Hey, change back quickly."

Zhang Kuang not only didn't feel offended, but was actually enjoying it a little. He felt a little disappointed when he saw the Sixth Princess being pulled away, but seeing the beautiful women in the hall, he still revealed himself.

"Oh! So you were hiding on Fourth Sister's body, then I must have touched you just now..." The Sixth Princess was too hasty to speak, and only realized something was wrong halfway through her sentence. She quickly covered her mouth with her hand and stopped herself from saying the rest.

But his hand had just touched Zhang Kuang when he covered his mouth again; he was really busy.

Zhang Kuang glanced at the other princesses, especially the sixth princess with her fair and flushed face—"You'll have to take responsibility if you touch me!"
Satisfied, he arrogantly and politely bowed to the princesses, his charm reaching its peak, like a powerful elixir spreading its effects throughout the palace...

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Driving lessons are such a hassle; I can't register for the second stage of the driving test until the end of the month, even though it's only on the 16th…

(End of this chapter)