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Chapter 92: I Promise You to Become an Immortal (4k)
pain!
It hurts so much!
My head hurts so much and my whole body aches!
Xu Huan wanted to open his eyes, but found that he couldn't open them no matter what he did. It was like someone was sewing the edge of a piece of clothing with a needle that was sewing it tightly.

I wanted to raise my hand, but it felt as if my body was filled with lead and I couldn't move even a finger.

It also seemed as if consciousness and body were divided into two unrelated parts.

"Immortal mirror, immortal mirror, what's wrong with me?" Xu Huan's last memory was sitting cross-legged in the training yard, swallowing a freshly baked magic pill under the curious gaze of Zhen Qiankun and Lin Daiyu.

As soon as his eyes closed, his consciousness went black, and when he regained consciousness, he was already in this strange state of pain, which made him confused.

After waiting for a while, Xu Huan realized that the pain was getting more and more intense, but the Bagua Immortal Mirror did not react at all.

"Immortal mirror?"

"Immortal Mirror?!"

"Is the Immortal Mirror here?!"

Enduring the pain, Xu Huan shouted again in his mind for a long time.

Finally, a gentle voice sounded in my mind.

"Hello, the most handsome time traveler in the world~"

"Hmm?" Xu Huan was stunned when he heard this voice which was completely different from the sweet voice of Bagua Xianjing. This voice was not from Bagua Xianjing, and why did it sound so familiar, like his own?

"Who are you?!" Xu Huan shouted coldly. He suspected that his current state was caused by taking the magical pill. The key to everything lay in that teasing voice.

"Who am I?" The voice, identical to Xu Huan's, spoke with a hint of teasing and self-mockery. After a slight pause, the voice continued, "I am you. It is Xu Huan, the one your mother wished to grant you a life of peace and happiness."

"Humph! Playing tricks!" Xu Huan snorted coldly.
"Haha, Xu Huan, ah Xu Huan, when will you stop lying to yourself?" The voice in my mind sneered jokingly.

Hearing this, Xu Huan didn't bother to pay attention to the voice in his head, and immediately continued to struggle, trying to break free from the invisible shackles, break through the cage of pain, and regain control of his body.

"Don't waste your energy. You can't break free from the constraints of the Bagua Magic Mirror." The voice in my head sneered.

"Bagua Magic Mirror?" Xu Huan was slightly stunned when he heard that.

His Bagua Fairy Mirror turned into a Bagua Magic Mirror?

Is this condition caused by the Bagua Magic Mirror?
"Ahahahaha, Xu Huan, ah Xu Huan, it seems that you haven't returned to normal yet, and you are still that psychopath with delusional thoughts of becoming an immortal." The voice in his mind laughed out loud.

He laughed for a while, and seeing that Xu Huan was indifferent, he continued to laugh.

"You don't really think you're the most handsome time traveler in the world, the most handsome person in the world, do you?"

"You believe such cheesy, greasy words? Why don't you take a piss and look at yourself!"

"Ahahaha, and more, do you really think that the Bagua Immortal Mirror has recognized you as its master?"

"As a patient with delusional thoughts about cultivating immortality, you are simply immersed in a world of self-imagination."

Hearing this, Xu Huan remained indifferent. Didn’t he know his own business clearly?

In Xu Huan's opinion, this voice was nothing more than some kind of illusion, some kind of auditory hallucination, which was meant to shake his mind and was harmful to him. He just had to ignore it.

Both sides were silent for a while, and then the voice sounded again, but there was no longer any trace of sarcasm. Instead, it was filled with anger and even hatred, and roared hysterically.

"You and the Bagua Magic Mirror traveled to another world and lived a carefree life, leaving me with this half-soul to be looked down upon and bullied!"

"Even if I travel back in time, I am unwilling to admit everything I have suffered. Let our souls truly be complete and united!"

"Eight Trigrams Immortal Mirror? What a bullshit immortal mirror! The one who divines doesn't count himself, don't you know?! It only requires mental energy, and it has no side effects. How can it be an immortal mirror? Use your brain to think about it, is it possible?!"

"That's just the fantasy town you created to escape reality after traveling back in time!"

Although he gradually became weak after being roared at continuously, Xu Huan's consciousness became a little dazed.

Recalling a large number of very similar, yet completely different time-travel memories.

It is true that he traveled through time and space after his mind was blown by the Bagua Mirror, but he did not travel through time and space as a baby. Instead, the real body of the Nianqi Continent traveled back after the test at the Sixteen-Year-Old Square.

The two halves of the soul, which had been separated for many years, suddenly met, and he was able to regain the memory of the original body for the past sixteen years.

His mother was a favored daughter of heaven, but she ignored the obstruction of the Lin family and insisted on marrying his father, an ordinary man, and even fell out with the Lin family for this.

In addition, the bloodline characteristic of each generation of the Lin family is the possession of spiritual roots, but when he was six years old, his spiritual roots were not detected at all.

The most powerful five-element spiritual root?

It was his mother's, not his.

Lin Youwei?
She had never taken the initiative to get close to him since they were young. Instead, she had always treated him coldly, and even used him to practice magic when she was unhappy, leaving him often scarred.

Not only did the entire Lin family disown him, but even the entire Xu family disliked him and his son.

Meng Meng?

Although the other party's light spiritual root was the same as having none, and could be called a waste spiritual root, in terms of cultivation prospects and speed, it was not comparable to that of a person of low aptitude like him who had not yet found the sense of Qi at the age of sixteen. In the past, he just stared at the other party from a distance and was whipped more than a dozen times, leaving scars on his body.

Xuan Ling'er?
His mother had arranged a marriage, but she died shortly after he was born. After the sixteen-year-old test some time ago, the other party went directly to the Xu family to find him, forcibly dissolved the arranged marriage that had long been "inappropriate", and also coldly humiliated him.

Mrs. Moon?
Facing the unattainable and graceful woman who was like a fairy in the moon, he was just one of the countless people who looked at her from afar and had a nosebleed unconsciously.

As for Zhen Qiankun, Dajue Sword Embryo, the old beggar, seeking revenge on the Xu family, Tianzhen Pavilion showing off, etc., they never happened at all.

Because he, oh no, it was the original body, after he traveled back with the Bagua Magic Mirror, he saw that he had delusions of cultivating immortality, so he used the power of the Bagua Magic Mirror to construct a fantasy world of rebirth.

Afterwards, the main body left Wuling City and came to the Southern Xinjiang Empire.

After searching for a long time, the main body, under the calculation of the Bagua Magic Mirror, ate a kind of magic poisonous fungus called "Black Magic Mushroom", which could open up his Qi channels and become a Qi disciple.

Finally, at the cost of the disappearance of his original consciousness and the pain of impending death, his consciousness was awakened from the fantasy world by taking the magic pill and returned to the real world.

Looking through the completely different memories that couldn't be more real, Xu Huan's heart was shattered and he was speechless for a long time.

The Bagua Magic Mirror took half of his soul through time and space, leaving the other half to be bullied. After just a moment's thought, he felt it was very reasonable. After all, traveling to another world would always take some time.

Four years of traveling back and forth, plus twelve years of experience, makes it exactly sixteen years, the time is right...

A moment later, the voice belonging to the other half of the soul sounded again angrily.

"You know deep down in your fucking subconscious that the fantasy world is fake! There's everything in the dream, that's why you never leave the city, believing there's murder everywhere out there!"

"You're still fucking fantasizing about becoming an immortal. If you can't become an immortal, don't learn! You just want to enjoy life? Damn it, you can't even survive!" "You're fucking fantasizing about beautiful women throwing themselves at you, and then you refuse. You're also fantasizing about the Suzaku Immortal Sect taking the initiative to accept you as a disciple, but you don't want that either! You're so noble, you're so great!"

Listening to the curses that came one after another but gradually became fainter, Xu Huan's fragmented thoughts gradually gathered together and he came back to his senses.

After hesitating for a moment, Xu Huan still couldn't believe that the facts were different from his cognition, so he asked, "Even if what you said is true, why don't you let the Bagua Magic Mirror kill me directly so that my soul can be completely reunited?"

"I would have to be fucking crazy to kill you! You are me and I am you, but I don't have the delusion of becoming an immortal like you. I just feel unwilling to do so." The voice of the other half of the soul became lower and lower, almost inaudible.

Hearing this, Xu Huan was silent for a moment before he continued, "So, even if you completely disappear and let me control your body, you still want to eat the black magic mushroom and embark on the path of cultivation?"

"That's right! I won't accept this! Why is it that our Xu family has been usurped by someone else, and as a descendant, I have no power to retaliate?!"

"Why does the Lin family treat us like commodities, discarding us when we're no longer useful?!"

"Why can't I feel the energy when my soul is incomplete?!"

"One body, two consciousnesses. Even if I perish, you will still be here. I will let you embark on the path of cultivation and allow you to become an immortal!"

Listening to the increasingly weak voice of his other half's soul, even though Xu Huan still didn't want to believe it, he still felt a sense of empathy, and at the same time, a trace of grief and indignation arose in him.

After a while, Xu Huan suddenly felt a sense of emptiness in his heart again. It was because the consciousness of the other half of his soul had disappeared.

Then the whole person suddenly relaxed, and his mind felt at ease, as if the Bagua Magic Mirror had freed him from his restraints, and his soul was complete and unified.

He suddenly opened his eyes, and then the scorching sunlight made him close them again.

But the good times didn't last long. After just a few moments, Xu Huan felt the pain intensify and his body became weaker and weaker.

"Magic mirror, magic mirror, tell me?! What's going on?!" Xu Huan was still unable to move, and couldn't help but shout frantically to the magic mirror.

Since it's not a fairy mirror, calling it a magic mirror should work.

Sure enough, the next moment, he felt the Bagua Magic Mirror draw away a trace of his mental power, and that familiar sweet and pleasant voice rang out.

[Master, this is because the black magic mushroom's poisonous power has further corroded your heart meridians. If you don't take detoxifying medicine and seek treatment, you won't see the sun tomorrow.]

"Damn it!" Xu Huan couldn't help but curse. How could he take the medicine when he couldn't even move?
He struggled hard and tried to move his fingers, but it was in vain. Xu Huan felt that his body was getting farther and farther away from him, and his consciousness was becoming more and more confused.

Gradually, my thinking became duller and duller, like a candle in the wind, which could be blown out by a breeze at any time.

"No!"

"can not sleep!"

"Wake up!"

"Magic Mirror! Find a solution!"

Xu Huan screamed and shouted in his mind, making his final struggle, but before he could get a reply from the Bagua Magic Mirror, he lost consciousness.

In the moment before he lost consciousness, Xu Huan thought with hope that if he fell asleep, he would finally wake up and return to the training grounds of the City Lord's Mansion, to the side of the delicate and lovely Lin Daiyu...

"Crunch~ Crunch..."

In the lush forest, there was a sudden and crisp sound of dead branches being broken.

A little later, a young girl in a lavender robe, carrying a medicine basket on her back and holding a machete, appeared, chopping through the grass.

"Huh? Poisoned from eating mushrooms?"

A clear and transparent voice sounded, looking at the young man in soap clothes lying on the ground not far away. His face was purple and his eyes were closed. The bright eyes of the girl in purple clothes, whose little face was covered with a purple scarf, suddenly widened slightly, and she saw that Xu Huan was in a critical situation.

"Crunch~Crunch~"

Her heart tightened and her brows furrowed. The girl in purple quickly cut through the grass that was in the way and strode forward.

When she came in front of him, the purple-clothed girl quickly squatted down and glanced at the three remaining mushrooms beside Xu Huan with a diagnostic look.

A black umbrella with a black stem the size of a thumb, surrounded by a circle of red flame patterns similar to lotus petals.

"Hmm? What kind of fungus is this?"

With her brows furrowed, the girl in purple found that she had no information about the mushrooms in front of her.

If you can't find relevant information, you can't prescribe the right medicine.

Staring deeply at Xu Huan's increasingly purple face, she could tell that it was no ordinary poison. The purple-clothed girl bit her lower lip with her pearly teeth hidden under the purple scarf, and her eyes kept turning.

In less than two breaths, the kind-hearted girl in purple made up her mind, a look of great pain flashed in her eyes, and she made a decision.

"I hope I can save him..."

The slender right hand reached to the right side of the waist, reached into the small waist basket, and took out a small purple spider the size of a fingernail. The spider was translucent and looked like it was carved from magnificent amethyst.

The purple-clothed girl opened her left hand, stretched it towards Xu Huan's face, then pinched her cheeks and applied a little force, causing Xu Huan to open his mouth.

Then, he grabbed the purple spider with his right hand at lightning speed to prevent it from escaping. With a "pop", he slapped it into Xu Huan's mouth, turning it into a small pool of light purple liquid for him to swallow.

"Whoo~"

After doing all this, the purple-clothed girl breathed a sigh of relief. She was very confident in the Amethyst Spider King Gu that she had nurtured for nearly ten years.

What happens next is much simpler.

"Click! Click! Click..."

The right hand that looked delicate and weak danced with the machete with great force.

After a while, they cut down the branches of the nearby trees and piled them on the ground.

Then, the purple-clothed girl cut some resilient vines nearby and skillfully tied the branches with the vines, quickly weaving them into a simple stretcher.

Xu Huan was carefully moved to the stretcher and tied up. The girl in purple was about to grab the vines and drag him away, but she lowered her head slightly and looked at the three black mushrooms of unknown species.

She frowned slightly, then took out a small hoe, dug up the mushrooms and the mud together, wrapped them tightly with cloth, and put them in the medicine basket.

Grabbing the vines with both hands, the purple-clothed girl dragged the simple stretcher back the way she came, slowly walking towards the village not far outside the forest.

"Hmmmm~ Still so heavy, I'll find the village Gu Master to heal you, and then I'll definitely have you..."

(End of this chapter)